"Eunjing and I met on the set. After taking you to the set of "Memories of Murder", you said you were not interested in acting, so I didn't take you to play with her."
Xie Qianyu felt a little guilty when he said this. He was really trying to turn his bicycle into a motorcycle. If the one who had a showdown with Baolan was not Xian Enjing, he would definitely be doomed.
Quan Baolan looked at the guilty man in front of her with a half-smile, and showed "Grandma Blue's" signature smile:
"Right... Director Bong Joon-ho makes thrillers like that. If you take me to see a bunch of men acting in suspense movies, it's strange that I'm interested. Eun-jeong seems to have done a lot of interesting roles in the past. role."
"In addition, during the recording session at the MBC Music Center on August 3, 2010, our dear classmate Park Hyo-min disappeared for ten minutes during a sudden fire. When she came back, she had a pair of sunglasses called flanges in her hand. I have been very worried about it. I’m curious who her rich male fan is..."
Article N of Xie's love rule: Never treat women as fools, especially when it comes to other women. They often have an IQ that exceeds Conan's for a short time.
Obviously this time Xie Qianyu violated the rules he had set. Logically speaking, Quan Baolan had no position to accuse him of having anything to do with Park Hyomin, but when faced with making things difficult for him, he didn't feel strange at all. He could only act like a man who was caught in an act of rape. I told you honestly.
"Well, Xiaomin and I actually know each other. We met when we went to Busan many years ago. I never had time to take you to Busan. I'll make it up to you next time."
"I am already a twenty-five-year-old woman, thank you Qianyuxi!"
Quan Baolan stopped smiling and looked at Xie Qianyu seriously.
"I'm not the little girl who pestered you to take me to Lotte Park. Don't treat me like a child just because I stopped growing early, okay? I'm only two months younger than you."
Not a kid, right...?
These words made Xie Qianyu reflect on his feelings for Baolan:
It seemed that at first it was mostly the longing for her that had not been heard from for three or four years and the excitement of being a fan, but as they got along day and night, it seemed that the affection between brother and sister and the habitual doting on her gradually took over, and the relationship between men and women gradually Love, on the other hand, accounts for less and less in front of that childlike face.
"Besides, Lotte in Busan is just like that. Didn't you take us there?" After getting serious, Baolan returned to his playful look, as if he would never have any worries.
"How can that be done? As your boss, I took you on a group outing that time."
Xie Qianyu felt the most heartbroken when she saw Quan Baolan laughing. A girl who lives like this forever has to bear so many unknown hardships.
"As your OPPA, of course I still have to take you there alone. Next time, how about we go to RB's Disneyland? Just the two of us."
Unexpectedly, these words did not make the "legal loli" happy. Instead, Quan Baolan frowned, turned over viciously, pushed Xie Qianyu next to her under her, and bit her directly.
The moment his mouth was blocked, Xie Qianyu was stunned:
WC, in the previous life they said that Rambo’s power was second only to Enyan, it seems they were not joking...
WC, you are worthy of lying high, so soft, so soft, so soft...
WC, why did QBS come first? ?
Lan Bo, you disappeared and I turned into Longtang...
Quan Baolan, who went berserk, had no intention of letting go of Xie Qianyu. She didn't like this man treating her as a little sister.
She firmly pressed the man under her. Even though she was 25, she still didn't know any kissing skills. She would only bite the man's lips tightly with her teeth to express her dissatisfaction until the smell of blood filled the tip of their tongues. Only then did he let go of his mouth.
"I, Quan Baolan, am not a child! Please give me some memory."
Although I speak very domineeringly, well... I also act quite domineeringly...
But Xie Qianyu could only feel kawaii when he looked at the figure who turned and ran away with short legs.
It seems that I have ignored their feelings again...
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Of course, Xie Qianyu is not a little virgin who allows others to bully him. He will never be reconciled to being pushed back by his own woman.
So in the last shot, Xie Qianyu and Bao Lan, who had stepped on a box of unknown height, stood opposite each other. Originally, it was just a quiet shot and it could have ended.
He doesn't
Before anyone could react, he hugged Quan Baolan's head and kissed her.
Compared to the jerky woman, his kissing skills were much more mature, and he easily broke the gap between his teeth and started to entangle her.
Quan Baolan's strength may be considered good in the group, but it is nothing compared to Xie Qianyu who insists on keeping fit, not to mention the strange feeling that comes over her and makes her unable to stand firmly.
The on-site staff were very sensible and obeyed Bong Joon-ho's instructions: they pressed the end button of the video recorder and exited the set. They didn't even have time to pack up the equipment. They turned around and ran away as if they saw a hungry wolf on the grassland.
It's better not to watch what's going to happen next and not record it...
Even though there was only a green screen in the scene behind them, the two of them imagined a bright moon in the finished product.
It feels so... so exciting... but so comfortable...
After embracing each other like this for who knows how long, Xie Qianyu felt that the beauty in his arms seemed to be gradually softening.
But he is not willing to waste his neck
(It may also be that you don’t want to let go of the softness on your chest. It’s up to you to judge the specific one),
He simply picked her up with Quan Baolan in his arms and continued to chew her.
He suddenly remembered that a wolf friend in a certain book club in his previous life said, "If your arm strength is not good, don't look for someone with a short body like Bao Lan." Now he seemed to understand a little bit.
After a while, there was only a pool of spring water in Quan Baolan's half-opened eyes. Following an abnormal reaction from the girl's body, Xie Qianyu felt that his clothes seemed to be a little wet.
Quan Baolan cried, tears flowing from her mouth.
"This little girl is too sensitive..."
Quan Baolan's performance surprised Xie Qianyu. I've seen sensitive people, but I've never seen people who don't take off their pants...
At this time, Quan Baolan had shyly buried her head in Xie Qianyu's chest. How could she not know what was happening as an adult:
Although it feels a little strange, it's really exciting...
Thanks to the fact that eight years have passed, Xie Qianyu is no longer the young boy he was back then, otherwise a certain movie queen's reputation might have reappeared today.
Looking at Quan Sapphire, who was soft to mud in his arms, Xie Qianyu was very depressed:
She has obviously strengthened her body all her life, so why is she still so weak? It seems she needs to be replenished...
In desperation, he had to carry her to his car in a princess hug. As for handling things like the set, the security guard would naturally come over to turn off the lights and close the door.
Along the way, the "newly experienced" girls would just lower their heads and pretend to be dead. Xie Qianyu simply drove the car to the downstairs of T-ara's dormitory and parked it at that familiar location.
"It's okay to wake up, we're all home."
Holding his chin and observing the girl's face carefully, Xie Qianyu felt that he had really been stupid before.
How could he let this big loli go after he had been a sex lover for twenty years? She was exactly his favorite type.
Quan Baolan, who pouted her lower lip, reluctantly opened her eyes and coquettishly said in a low voice: "But... my legs are so weak... Can you sit down for a while?"
How could Xie Qianyu, who was so numb all over, refuse, so he parked the car and sat with her for half an hour, waiting for the girl to regain some strength before watching her go upstairs.
The same parking space, the same Mercedes-Benz, different nights, QBS... Haha, so interesting....
(Lin Mingshu: I will draw a circle and curse you, this couple of bitches, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
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Xie Qianyu and Quan Baolan were walking side by side in the dark forest. The crew did not dare to find a deep place to shoot. The parking lot was less than 200 meters away from the shooting location, so they did not prepare lights on both sides of the trail.
But today is a cloudy day and it is the second day of the lunar calendar. The bright moonlight in the MV is not there at all, which makes people feel a little panicked.
Perhaps considering that girls would be a little scared in such an environment, Xie Qianyu wanted to find something to talk to Lan Bo, who he had just "hooked up" with yesterday, but sometimes his mouth really didn't make trouble.
"La Bao, what kind of boy do you like? I haven't heard you say it in so many years..."
Quan Baolan was originally upset because she was "bullied" by a man on the set yesterday for no apparent reason. When she heard what this idiot said, she thought he was going to "abandon his wife and children" and run away after playing, so he gave up impatiently. She gave him a roll of her eyes and walked away quickly.
Xie Qianyu was left at a loss - "Did I say the wrong thing again?"
Unexpectedly, before Bao Lan took two steps, a girl's scream came from the front. Xie Qianyu's expression changed. Although this was a modern park, it was hard to say whether he would encounter aboriginal people living in the wild mountains. Thinking of this, he hurriedly chased after him.
Fortunately, Loli's legs were not long. Xie Qianyu didn't take two steps before he saw Quan Baolan who had fallen down the path.
But he didn't have time to help the girl who was sitting on the grass now, because the keen hearing he had developed over the years allowed him to hear an absolutely unfriendly voice.
"Hissssss~"
No one would have thought that there are wild snakes in modern society. The lack of "squeaky" rattles proves that they are not common in TV dramas, and there are no rattlesnakes in Asia at all. But could they be vipers or other highly venomous species? The guy Xie Qianyu doesn’t know yet.
"Don't move."
Xie Qianyu stood between the girl and the snake. It was not clear whether there were snake accomplices nearby. The extremely poor lighting conditions made it impossible for him to judge the type of snake. He could only rely on his extraordinary perception and the dangerous opponent. Confrontation.
Quan Baolan sat obediently on the slope of the lawn beside the road. The man who arrived in time gave her inexplicable courage, and the dark forest did not seem so scary anymore.
It's just that it's not that she doesn't want to stand up, it's that she can't move at all after her high-heeled foot sprains.
Xie Qianyu, who was confronting the snake, flashed a series of wild survival lessons in his mind. Without knowing the species of the snake, he did not dare to connect the potential fangs with his hands. He could only wait for this seemingly aggressive snake to take the initiative to attack. .
Fortunately, this beast did not disappoint him. Its smooth body began to make a small sound of rubbing against the stone brick road. It was very obvious in the silent forest. It could be vaguely seen that it seemed to have raised its front body high and posed. Attack stance.
Xie Qianyu's center of gravity was very low, and one foot had already stepped out of the path. The position of his two feet, one high and one low, allowed him to completely eliminate the possibility of the snake attacking the girl behind him. For nearly a year, Not having experienced a life-and-death fight made him somewhat arrogant, and his adrenaline continued to surge.
Finally, the snake on the ground moved. Its high leaping body and cold-gleaming snake teeth proved its attack method - this was not a giant python that mainly relied on entangling to death, and Xie Qianyu finally saw clearly the teeth on its teeth. with venom.
Xie Qianyu felt a little relieved after discovering that the poisonous snake was coming for him.
Soon after, he just twisted his upper body to protect his neck from the attack of the snake's fangs. His left hand instantly retracted and pinched the snake's seven inches. The right hand guarding behind him stretched out to hold the snake's legs. In the middle, the fingertips tore a medium-sized long snake into two pieces with a sudden force.
Throwing the severed snake body to the ground, Xie Qianyu quickly ran to the grass to guard it, regardless of the blood on his hands.
"Are you okay? Are you scared?" He wanted to touch the girl's face, but found that his hands were full of the smell of snake blood. Xie Qianyu had to half-knelt in front of Quan Baolan and asked in concern.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"I...I almost thought I was going to die...wuwuwu..."
"No, no, no, I'm here, everything is fine." Feeling the girl's trembling, Xie Qianyu didn't know how to comfort her, so he had to let the girl hold him and cry bitterly.
Fortunately, the staff from both studios finally rushed over. At first, some people heard the girl's scream and didn't care. It wasn't until Xie Qianyu's violent shout when he was killing the snake that they realized something was wrong. Everyone hurriedly turned on the lights. Found it.
Everyone was stunned the moment they saw the scene. The snake corpse on the ground was eye-catching and terrifying under the searchlight. It was two pieces, no, to be precise, it should be three pieces of flesh and blood, and the middle part seemed to have been crushed alive. It was completely unrecognizable. The ground looked like a scene where savages had eaten venomous snakes torn apart by hand.
Some female staff members vomited the moment they saw it.
On the grass next to him, Xie Qianyu was half-kneeling, hugging the crying Quan Baolan, with one shoulder and face covered in snake blood. He really looked like a devil coming out of hell.
After briefly dealing with the blood on his face with the help of a brave female staff member, Xie Qianyu carried Quan Baolan on his back and prepared to leave.
Xie Qianyu deliberately avoided the bloody ground so that Quan Baolan wouldn't see her. Xie Qianyu walked onto the trail and stared at the park management staff who came in a hurry: "If anything happens to her, you'd better write a suicide note as soon as possible."
After threatening, Xie Qianyu left without looking back, and the man who came in a hurry was so frightened that he almost lost control.
Putting the slightly calm Baolan in the car, Xie Qianyu found that he looked a little scary in the car window. Fortunately, the right half of his face was relatively clean, and it should not be obvious when he was sitting in the driver's seat.
"OPPA...I'm afraid..."
"Don't be afraid, Lan Bao. We'll be at the hospital soon. Don't move your feet."
It was related to the girl's career. Xie Qianyu didn't dare to use his three-legged cat's bone-setting skills to examine Baolan. He simply fixed the clothes and sent Quan Baolan to the car. He stepped on the accelerator and drove steadily towards the nearest public house. The hospital is leaving.
"OPPA, why do you want to save me..."
Xie Qianyu really doubted whether she had been bitten by a snake and why she started talking nonsense.
"You already called me OPPA, so isn't it the right thing to protect your beloved sister?" Quan Baolan's heart sank in the first half of the sentence, and her face turned red inexplicably when she heard the second half, which was buried in her chest.
"Because OPPA loves you, it is of course its duty to protect you. Even if it means risking your own life, you can't hurt the female star who is about to release an album."
Xie Qianyu, who was concentrating on racing, didn't realize that he was talking nonsense, and silently added in his heart: I have loved you for two lifetimes, and it is as it should be.
Quan Baolan felt that his face was so hot that steam was coming out. At this moment, Xie Qianyu was extremely grateful that he had chosen a high-performance sports car to travel. Now he could drive a 180 on the city road and Baolan, who was lying in the passenger seat, could sit comfortably.
Arriving at the hospital quickly, he didn’t even bother to park his car. He drove the car towards the door, and Xie Qianyu hugged Quan Baolan and ran towards the emergency room. If any professional soldiers now see this scene, they will be surprised to find: Although the pace is very fast and fast, It was urgent, but the whole sapphire blue in Xie Qianyu's hand was very stable on a horizontal line, especially the injured foot with almost no bumps.
"Doctor! Here is the doctor! Prepare for X-ray! The woman has a sprained foot and is at risk of fracture. Let's do an MRI on her!"
The little nurse in the hospital was frightened when she saw this person. Good guy, a man half covered with blood came in with a little girl in his arms, and what he was shouting was the orthopedic examination items.
Fortunately, there were experienced doctors in the hospital, who quickly rolled the emergency bed and took Quan Baolan away.
Xie Qianyu was lucky. There happened to be a big shot coming for the examination. The MRI equipment had not been turned off yet, so he could examine Quan Baolan.
After pushing Quan Baolan to the examination center, Xie Qianyu felt relieved after watching her enter the examination room.
Rejecting the nurse's suggestion to check him out, Xie Qianyu went to the bathroom and washed his face. Looking in the mirror at the blood on his face that couldn't be washed away for a long time, he fell into a trance.
Having lived in two lives, he did not become indifferent to life, but he could no longer value every life.
The number of people who died at his hands in this life was not less than two digits. He had no choice. If he didn't kill others, others would kill him. It was a simple and crude truth.
Quan Baolan showed his bloodiest side today, which made him feel a little guilty.
To him, killing a snake might be no different from killing a human being, or stepping on an ant. It would just reduce his life on earth by one, but he would not forgive himself if it caused any shadow to the big girl.
He walked slumped to the bench and sat down. He was really tired. From the scream until Baolan first entered the examination area, his adrenaline had been maintained at a very high level. Now that he could relax all of a sudden, he felt relieved. Unable to hold on any longer, he propped himself up on his elbows and knees and squinted.
