Hey, who is this? Such a disgusting hobby

Style: Girl Author: Better to make moneyWords: 2261Update Time: 24/02/20 14:17:21
She frowned and sat up, rubbed her painful temples, and muttered through gritted teeth: "Damn it, what kind of bastard is it that wants me to die? If only I didn't run fast!"

It is estimated that her body was already cold by now.

The system suddenly cheated: [Host! ! ! ! 】

【Hey, my heaven! What are you doing? Shouting so loudly. 】

Chi Xia rubbed her ears that were hurt by the sudden system noise and muttered.

The system looked at Chi Xia on the system panel, rushed over, and cried through the screen: [Host, you don’t know how I got here these days! ! 】

System: [Since the host was injured in an assassination, I have been unable to contact the host. I have read and re-read the film in my hand, and flipped through the book. I finally contacted the host! ! 】

Chi Xia turned over on the bed, with a hint of speechlessness in her voice: "If you want me to find resources for you, just say it straight away, without beating around the bush." 】

The system smiled shyly.

The system remembered something again and said: [Oh, by the way, these days when I lost contact with the host, I studied the control panel carefully, and now the control panel has several more functions. 】

As the system spoke, it moved the operation panel in front of Chi Xia.

Chi Xia raised his eyes and carefully looked at the unknown buttons in front of him.

[Melon Eaters Alliance], [Block the Melon Owner], [Evil people eat melons and ascend to heaven in one second] and [Speaker Output].

"Eh?" Chi Xia frowned, and her eyes fell on the two buttons [Speaker Play] and [Evil Man Eats Melon, and He Ascends to Heaven in One Second].

The switches of these two buttons are on, but Chi Xia doesn't know what they are used for.

[Speaker External Amplification] This literal meaning is easy to understand, but the key is where is the speaker amplifier placed?

Sister An’s mouth? On my sister’s big butt? Or is it because of my sister’s selfishness? !

Chi Xia depressedly pressed the speaker and turned it off, just in case this dog thing stabbed her in the back.

As for this [evil man eats a melon and ascends to heaven in a second]...

This looks like backstabbing the enemy.

It’s a good second grade. If I like it, let’s turn it on!

As for the remaining two...

[System, do you know how to use this? 】

The system didn't dare to make a sound at all, because he didn't even have time to participate in the novice training when he left the factory, and was kicked out of the task, so he didn't know how to use it.

Chi Xia didn't get a reply from the system, and it became clear instantly.

【five! 】

I still have to rely on my sister to figure it out on her own.

Since you don’t know the functions, just try them one by one.

Chi Xia pressed the button [Melon Eaters Alliance].

After waiting for a while, she didn't even wait for her alliance to appear.

Chi Xia: "..."

Useless!

She depressedly put the unknown button aside, just in case she would understand its meaning later, so she ignored it.

Chi Xia got out of bed, put on her clothes, held her forehead and opened the door to go out.

At this moment, Jun Yan also happened to open the door and come in, so the two of them stared at each other with big eyes.

Chi Xia: "..."

Jun Yan: "..."

"Hi, Your Majesty, long time no see?" She raised her hand tentatively.

Jun Yan pursed his lips, looking at her eyes that were obviously far away from him, feeling inexplicably aggrieved.

"Little white-eyed wolf." He said suddenly.

Chi Xia was confused, "Huh?"

【What? Why did my sister become a white-eyed wolf? ! Don't slander me! ! ! 】

*

Because Chi Xia's hallucination has recovered, Jun Yan is ready to take her back home.

Jun Yan looked down at the book in his hand with a cold face. The air pressure around his body was extremely low, but his mind was obviously not on the book.

Chi Xia, on the other hand, was sitting on the sidelines, secretly thinking about how she had become the little white-eyed wolf in Jun Yan's mouth, so she didn't even notice that the people on the side were having trouble.

The journey was silent.

Chi Xia still looked dull until the carriage drove into the palace and stopped.

Jun Yan: "..."

I hate that you are a piece of wood.

Baoquan stood at the gate of the palace and looked at the path, his eyes wide open.

Soon, a low-key and luxurious carriage came from the corner of the vermilion palace wall.

As for the carriage followed by another smaller carriage, Baoquan selectively ignored it.

Baoquan looked at the carriage heading towards him, greeted it with a joyful face, and shouted cheerfully to the carriage: "Your Majesty!"

Jun Yan got off the carriage with a cold look on his face, his face clearly had the same expression as usual, but it made Baoquan instantly silenced.

Oh my god, who made this man angry? !

Baoquan stood behind him neatly, with a serious look on his face, looking at his nose and heart.

Jun Yan said in a cold voice: "Go and introduce the ministers of third rank and above to me."

"Yes!" Baoquan lowered his head and responded.

Chi Xia: "?"

She looked at Jun Yan who was striding away with a confused expression, and her dull brain finally realized that he might be angry.

But……

[Why is he angry? You call me "Sister" and you're still angry! 】

Chi Xia hurriedly ran to catch up. Jun Yan in front heard the footsteps behind him. He slowed down and walked slowly when he saw that she had caught up.

When she reached a fork in the road, she pointed to the other road and asked tentatively: "Your Majesty, will you go back first?"

Jun Yan glanced at Chi Xia lightly, and said in a clear and cold voice: "Come with me."

Chi Xia wilted instantly, as if even his ears were drooped.

She followed Jun Yan step by step. When the two of them reached the imperial study room, all the ministers had already arrived.

The ministers looked at Chi Xia behind them and took a breath.

Why did this thing that made them lose their reputation come back?

Didn’t you say that you should go to Donglin Temple for half a month? !

The ministers immediately tensed up their nerves. Although there was no sound of popping melons from Chi Shidu in the previous morning, so they missed her a little, but they didn't really want to see her! !

Chi Xia was still sitting in her original seat, smiling on her face but cursing in her heart.

[Damn it, why did you bring me here to discuss important national affairs? You said you want to go back, so you don’t understand people, right? ! 】

[My sister is just a fifth-grade official, so what qualifications do she have to participate in what you, the important officials of the imperial court, say! ! 】

[Hey, I’m so angry! Eat slowly. 】

The courtiers sat at attention for a long time, but they still didn't hear Chi Xia's irritable voice.

The people present looked at each other.

Is that...

There are a few who are not afraid of death and take a tentative step forward.

Ga...

Tai Nai: Grandson, come here and hit you! !

Not afraid of death: "!!!"

No, no, no, no!

Breathing becomes easier instantly.

The courtiers knew the result when they saw the red faces of those people who were not afraid of death.

It seems that I still have to hold her as my mother-in-law.

Jun Yan looked at the people below who had different thoughts. His eyes fell on the five ministers who were obviously different from the others, and he raised his eyebrows in interest.

So what kind of monster is the Laoshi subsystem doing?

Some people can listen and some can't?

[Let me look through the little notes! 】

【! ! ! 】

[Hey, who is this person who loves to collect shoes worn by beggars’ stinky feet? ! 】