【Brain Storage】
"Emperor Dog, go to hell!"
As soon as Chi Xia opened her eyes, she saw a dancing dancer withdraw her sleeves, revealing a short blade in her hand, and stabbed the man sitting on the high platform straight away.
【I’ll bet you! 】
[Family members, who understands! Whose good guy is at the scene of the assassination as soon as he opens his eyes! ! ! 】
Jun Yan frowned and glanced at the hurried crowd below, his beautiful eyebrows furrowed, and his narrow phoenix eyes revealed a bit of surprise.
what happened? Who just spoke.
Chi Xia moved slowly and carefully towards the corner of the hall. She couldn't help but roll her eyes as she watched the female assassin be taken down in just three or two strokes without even damaging the man's hair.
[I say to this beautiful sister, who’s assassin shouts first and then stabs you? If you can stab her, then you might as well die. 】
Seeing that there was no hope of assassination, Wu Ji had no time to bite the poison hidden in her teeth, but the secret guard removed her jaw, leaving a few scattered words in her mouth.
Jun Yan held his head with one hand, listening to the startled voice in his ears. He looked at the dancing girl who had been pushed to the ground, and waved to the eunuch chief beside him with a bleak expression.
"Take it out."
Chi Xia looked at the farce in front of her and reacted belatedly.
[Oh, oh, oh, no, wait a minute, what did that pretty sister shout just now? Dog Emperor? 】
[Oh my god, my dear, how could a useless snack like me catch up with the last train of the traveling army? 】
[In addition to eating and sleeping, the few thoughts I have are used to compete with the aunt in the cafeteria. What kind of thing am I! How dare you travel to ancient times? I can't survive even one episode! 】
Chi Xia looked around like a goose, then silently huddled in the corner.
[Forget it, just show it off! 】
Jun Yan rubbed the center of his eyebrows that were hurt by the noise. His voice was low and hoarse, neither loud nor quiet, but it made the hall noisy like a vegetable market and pressed the mute button.
"Quarrel."
Let me see what kind of evildoer dares to act in front of him.
【Wow! Is this the legendary overlord spirit? 】
The atmosphere gradually solidified. At this moment, the eunuch chief Baoquan walked eagerly from the side to Jun Yan and whispered in a low voice. He took out a white mutton-fat jade pendant from his sleeve and handed it to the man.
Jun Yan took the jade pendant, rubbed the lines on it, and said in an unclear tone, "Where is Chi Zhaoyi."
[Hurry up and let me, Kangkang, the pretty lady of the harem beauties! 】
Chi Xia poked her head out excitedly, her beautiful light brown apricot eyes turning, obviously very curious.
After waiting for a while, Chi Xia didn't see her beautiful sister. She was about to retract her head when she saw those people focusing on her. She touched the corner of her mouth in confusion.
【What are you looking at me for? Is there something on my face? 】
"Chi Zhaoyi, the emperor is calling you!"
A woman in pea green palace clothes who was relatively close to Chi Xia pushed Chi Xia, looking gloating.
Chi Xia: "?!!"
【What? Chi Zhaoyi is actually me? 】
Chi Xia carefully checked around and found sadly that her current identity seemed to be Chi Zhaoyi.
[Good guy, I still overestimated my worthless snack. I thought I could survive one episode, but I didn’t expect I could only survive three minutes at most. 】
Jun Yan raised his eyebrows, listening to the noisy voice in his ears, and looked at her with his narrow phoenix eyes, "Chi Zhaoyi, come to me."
[He doesn’t want to kill me, does he? 】
Chi Xia reluctantly walked up to the high platform with her skirt in hand. When she approached, after she saw the man's appearance clearly, a flash of surprise flashed in her eyes.
【Wow! What kind of emperor is this? This is clearly the beauty I have admired for a long time! Beauty stickers! 】
Jun Yan's expression became a little unpredictable as he listened to Chi Xia's nonsense.
[However, this plot is becoming more and more familiar. I seem to have seen it somewhere. The next step will be to question the guilt and then kill everyone, right? No, no, no. 】
At this moment, Jun Yan suddenly strangled Chi Xia's neck, almost suffocating her, while the man in front of her seemed to be looking at her casually.
"Chi Zhaoyi?"
Chi Xia rolled her eyes at the pinch, and clasped the man's hand with her face flushed.
[I’m so impressed, you idiot! 】
[You are so good-looking, but you have such a crazy temper! 】
At this moment, a frail woman wearing a lotus-colored palace dress suddenly ran forward and knelt on the ground, looking at Jun Yan with a pleading look on her face.
"Your Majesty, please spare Chi Zhaoyi. Rou'er believes that Chi Zhaoyi must have been framed. Chi Zhaoyi does not have the courage to assassinate the Emperor. She must have her own reasons."
[I am trying to choke you and add fuel to the fire. You really want me to die! 】
[Wait a minute, Chi Zhaoyi, Rouer? Song Rouer? 】
Good guy, she is not traveling through time but through a book. She is still wearing the same cannon fodder girl who was sentenced to death as soon as she appeared in the Mary Sue sadomasochism true and false daughter novels that she has been reading all this time. With Chi Zhaoyi Chi Xia!
【Shushu, it’s me! It’s time to wash it here! 】
Chi Xia had a look of sorrow on her face, calling you mean and stubborn, but she couldn’t believe that this book with such a high rating could be so bad, so now it’s time to get out of the book!
In the plot, Song Rou'er, as the real daughter of White Lotus with a soft face but a dark heart, fell in love with King Jun Zeyan at first sight. On a sudden whim, the tyrant ordered the girl to be married in the palace to enter the palace.
Song Rouer did not want to enter the palace, and the Chi family did not want to leave their newly recognized daughter to spend time in the palace. They thought about it and had no choice. Seeing this, Chi Xia, the fake daughter, volunteered to enter the palace in Song Rouer's place to repay the Chi family for their kindness in raising her.
Just like that, Chi Xia was sent to the palace hastily.
But Song Rou'er saw that Chi Xia was favored by the tyrant after entering the palace, and she was unwilling to be stepped on by Chi Xia. While hanging on the male protagonist, King Xi, she begged the Chi family to send her into the palace.
From then on, the two began a large-scale sadomasochistic palace entanglement.
Chi Xia, on the other hand, lived on thin ice in the palace. Even if she was in trouble in the palace, she did not seek help from the Chi family.
Because she knew clearly that she was just a fake daughter trying to occupy a magpie's nest, and the Chi family could not help her unconditionally.
During a trip to the imperial garden, Chi Xia accidentally bumped into Song Rou'er having a private meeting with King Xin. Song Rou'er was afraid that her affair with King Xin would be exposed to the tyrant, so she just went ahead and planned Chi Xia to assassinate the emperor. As a result, Chi Xia He was strangled to death by the emperor.
[Good guy, I wanted to complain when I was reading the book. Why was Chi Xia sentenced to death? The whole Chi family was beheaded, and the heroine was demoted to a concubine. Nothing happened. Why, Song Rou'er is no longer a member of the Chi family, right? ! This heroine's aura is so bright that she can immediately make a big show of her face. 】
Jun Yan looked at Chi Xia thoughtfully, and after weighing for a long time, he let go of her neck.
Chi Xia covered her neck and fell to the ground, panting violently.
【Oh my god! Shushu, I almost saw too much milk! 】