"I just want to prove to you that I can go to the battlefield and that I have the ability to protect myself."
The corners of Yang Gan's mouth twitched fiercely, and his expression became stern.
"No, even if you kill a hundred people today, I won't agree to it."
"Why do you keep disagreeing? You have to give me a reason."
"You don't know what happens to a woman once she's defeated on the battlefield, right?"
"Then don't lose."
Zhang Yumeng's face was filled with sadness.
"I have never understood why you are so cautious. You no longer have two or three big cats and kittens under your command. You have at least 400,000 people under your command, and you can use more than 300,000 troops. Just a small Shangguo can still Lose? As long as you keep winning, you'll be fine."
Yang Qian was stunned and couldn't help scratching his head.
I am unable to refute him.
"Take me there, take me there. If you lose, I will die with you."
Saying that, Zhang Yumeng instantly used the art of softness and used the tenderness of a woman to defeat Yang Gan.
But little did he know that Yang Qian instantly retreated four or five meters like a cat whose tail was stepped on.
"Damn it, why don't you go take a shower first? Although I haven't changed my clothes yet, the clothes I'm wearing are very expensive. It's hard to clean them if they're stained with blood!"
The corners of Zhang Yumeng's mouth instantly raised and he laughed.
"Jiejiejiejie!!!!"
"I'm going to go upstairs right now and roll around on the bed!"
Yang Qian's eyes widened instantly and his brows were raised.
"I advise you to be kind. The sheets and duvet covers are new and very expensive. Really, when they are out of stock, you may not be able to buy them if you have money."
"Do you agree or not?"
"Oh~~~ I really don't understand you, but if you want to go to the battlefield, then, if you set off with me, you have to stay at Yanggu Pass. I will test the water first. If there is no danger, how about I take you there? Hello? , I’m already very sincere, don’t push yourself too far.”
"Tch, you keep pushing me every night, but you can't do anything if I push you even further? A double-standard dog!"
"Just say whether you agree or not."
Zhang Yumeng waved his hands impatiently.
"Okay, okay, your boss, you have the final say."
Yang Gan nodded, "Also, if you really plan to go to the battlefield with me, then starting from today, your martial arts training plan needs to be changed."
"Okay, okay, I listen to you, my mother-in-law is more verbose than my mother!"
Zhang Yumeng complained, stretched out her hand and said, "Come on, little Yangzi, help me quickly. The Ai family needs to take a bath and change clothes."
"Virtue!!!"
Three black lines instantly appeared on Yang Gan's face. After taking off his coat, he reluctantly picked up Zhang Yumeng and ran towards the fourth floor.
When he came to the fourth floor, he took off her armor, threw Zhang Yumeng into the pool and scrubbed her for a while. After all the blood was washed away, her body was indeed covered with bruises.
"Tsk, you are so unlucky."
Zhang Yumeng asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
"The armor I researched seems to have the best defense in the world, but how come you were stabbed with a bloody hole?"
Zhang Yumeng was shocked and asked, "Where are you?"
"On your old waist!"
Zhang Yumeng felt a sharp pain when he touched it.
"Oh, you should have sneak attacked me, otherwise I would never have been attacked so easily."
Zhang Yumeng's little face immediately wrinkled.
Yang Qian looked at it carefully and said with a smile, "Okay, next time we fight, you go tell the enemy that you can't make a sneak attack and see if the other party can agree."
"Boom!"
Gave her a chestnut.
"You're too naive. I lied to you. It's fine. There's no blood. But this time, it was a bit harsh. It's not just bruises, it's all black and purple."
"what is it now?"
As soon as he said it, Zhang Yumeng couldn't help but want to slap himself in the mouth, he was
Doctor, okay.
After coming out of the pool, Yang Qian immediately went to the cabinet to get two bottles of something and patted the massage chair.
"come over!"
Zhang Yumeng lay swaying on the massage chair. The bruises on his creamy skin seemed to spoil the beauty.
Yang Qian doesn't know medical skills, but he has become a good doctor after being injured for a long time. Blue bruises are the most common, while dark blue bruises are more serious.
If there is a little purple in the cyan, it is considered relatively heavy.
Purple bruises are internal injuries.
If it's black, it means serious internal injuries.
If you want to ask Yang Qian why he knows so well, it's because every time he fights, he provides one-stop service. He gets bruises and bruises all over again, and he understands how to deal with them after he gets injured many times.
"Take this pill."
Zhang Yumeng took a brown pill, with black lines all over his face, "I'm like this, and you're still drugging me?"
"Your sister, it's something that promotes blood circulation and removes blood stasis. Do you want to eat it? Don't eat it. I'll throw it out to feed the dogs."
"If you want to eat, you must eat!"
Zhang Yumeng even drank water and swallowed it directly.
After applying some medicinal wine, Yang Qian kept rubbing his hands vigorously. When the temperature of his palms gradually increased, he showed a mean expression.
"Are you ready?"
"Yeah, okay."
"Then here I come!"
"Hi~~~Ah!!! It hurts me so much."
The palms filled with medicinal wine continued to rub the bruises. Gradually, after a few minutes, the bruises melted away at a speed visible to the naked eye. The area increased and the color became lighter.
"Oh, you still know the pain. I thought you were not afraid of death. I killed nineteen slaves today, which is true, but the veterans on the battlefield are not what these slaves can compare to. If there is danger, Remember to escape, you know? By the way, your equestrian skills must also be improved, and by the way, don’t forget about driving the chariot.”
Seeing Yang Gan chattering, a smile appeared on Zhang Yumeng's sweaty face.
"Pfft!"
"You love me, but you are afraid that I will die, right?"
"If you don't speak, no one will think you are mute. Why do you talk so much!"
"Admit it quickly, say I love you, come on!"
Yang Gan:..........
"Speaking of your sister, you are the first one in the world who is qualified to let me give her a massage, so enjoy it secretly."
A figure flashed past the fourth floor, stretched out his head to look at the two people chatting, and then silently started to write down the book.
"A certain year and a certain month..."
Qingqing was very responsible in describing everything that happened today.
An hour later, Yang Gan spanked her butt hard, and a layer of blue waves suddenly rippled.
"It's done. I'll ask Lao Ge to come over later."
"Is my waist okay?"
"You know, it's okay. Anyway, there are two of them. If one is gone, there will be another one."
"Gan, you have a crow's mouth and a waist, how can you still live a good life? You fool!"
"You know you can't survive with only one waist, so be careful and don't rush into anything you think of."
When Yang Qian walked over, a pair of jade arms like lotus roots were wrapped around his neck.
"You hugged me up today. It hurts like hell. I'm a girl. These slaves are really damned. Seriously."
"Haha, you don't have 40 years of skill to produce this punch. When your strength reaches half of your female boxing strength, I won't worry so much."
He picked up Zhang Yumeng lazily and walked upstairs.
Ge Xiuming was called over directly. After checking his pulse, he looked at his waist, no, his waist.
"Hey~~~ Lao Ge, don't press so hard, it hurts so much." Zhang Yumeng grinned, obviously the pain from being pressed was unbearable.
Ge Xiuming squinted his eyes.
"It's a sword injury. Miss Zhang is so lucky, and she has good armor."
Zhang Yumeng raised her eyebrows, "How do you know that you can tell right away?"
"I used to specialize in ranger fights, and I have seen many injuries like this."
"Can it be treated?"
"If theirs can be cured, so can yours."
"So the Ranger's equipment is so good!" Zhang Yumeng thought thoughtfully.
Ge Xiuming's head is full of black lines, and his horse is well equipped.
"The ranger doesn't have any equipment. With one strike of the sword, a kidney is gone. I said it can be cured, but it's not about curing the kidney. It's about pulling out the necrotic kidney. Anyway, a dead horse is treated as a living horse."
"What's the survival rate?"
"Nine out of ten cases where the kidneys are severely damaged will suffer."
Zhang Yumeng:..........
Yang Gan:..........
"Yes, why don't you ask your senior brother to come over."
By the way, Zhang Yumeng panicked!
Ge Xiuming glanced at her and immediately laughed.
"I just cut open his waist and took it out. After all, he was stabbed with a sword. After sewing it up, he was gone not long after. I never could figure out what the problem was."
"Now I know, it turned out that it was necessary to disinfect and use numbing powder. Unfortunately, my acupuncture skills are not as good as those of my senior brother. My senior brother has skills and can use acupuncture to relieve pain."
The two of them breathed a sigh of relief.
It turned out that some died of infection, and some died of pain.
"It's also because I like that. Yes, it's the surgery that Zhang Xiaoniang said. My senior brother has always had a lot of opinions on me. After all, my body is shaped by my parents, and many people can't accept it."
"You can see clearly!" Zhang Yumeng said with a smile.
Ge Xiuming shook his head, "It's not too far-sighted. I just saw a lot of dead people. The most important thing is whether the body, hair, skin, and skin of the parents can survive."
After putting down his hand, Ge Xiuming immediately prescribed the medicine, "Your Majesty, I'm going to grab the medicine and just drink it for three times. By the way, eat more kidneys these days."
"Oh, do you want to supplement the medicinal supplement with food supplement?"
"Yeah, that's right, Zhang Xiaoniang's waist is very healthy, there's no big problem."
After watching the old man leave.
Yang Qian couldn't help laughing, "Hahahaha, your waist is very healthy."
"It's not good for your health, it's a diuretic!"
"God is such a diuretic, hahahaha!"
He helped Zhang Yumeng go upstairs, and after resting for a while, it was time for breakfast.
The dishes for Yang Qian and his family are almost all prepared and will not be changed unless there are any major reasons.
Of course, it does not mean that it will not be replaced, usually once a week.
There will also be some fine-tuning in the middle. It’s okay to subtract a few dishes and add a few dishes.
When the food was served this time, a bronze cauldron was filled with kidney flowers.
Yang Qian held the chopsticks with a confused look on his face.
"Holy shit, why are you so rich?"
The little girl bowed.
"Your Majesty, Doctor Ge told me when he left that Zhang Yumeng's kidneys were damaged, so he had better eat more kidneys."
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