I can wash it off even if I take a shower

Style: Historical Author: The misty fisherman's songWords: 3179Update Time: 24/02/20 14:12:28
"You're not a human being. You can't speak, you little trash."

Zhang Yumeng ignored the words of God and God, and after a long time, he showed a look of pity.

"It would be great if I could dissect it, maybe I could find something amazing."

"Use modern technology to turn your incredible things into products, or create a guided exercise that can strengthen the body. You might be able to win a Nobel Prize or something like that."

Yang Qian took a few steps back quietly, showing a wary look.

"abnormal!"

Zhang Yumeng put her hands on her hips and said, "Don't you think you are a pervert? For such a small height, the weight is not much lighter than that of an adult. Both the bone density and muscle density are definitely higher than that of ordinary people. It's amazing."

"Don't talk nonsense. At this time, you came to me not to compliment me, and I don't think you came here just because you asked me to run a small stove."

Yang Qian knew that she wasn't interested in martial arts, so he wouldn't be interested if she didn't want to be interested. He was afraid that the weasel was giving the chicken New Year greetings and had no good intentions.

Zhang Yumeng took out a book from his arms and called Yang Gan to the tent.

I saw a tumbler drawn in the book.

"Hey, you're already a MILF, and you're still playing roly-poly?" Yang Gan joked.

Yang Gan raised his eyebrows, pointed at the roly-poly and said, "I know you are really powerful, your martial arts skills are great, and your bones are strong, but I don't believe that I can't hurt you if I move around while playing poker."

Yang Qian instantly shrunk his crotch and said, covered in cold sweat, "You are awesome, you are awesome, then introduce yourself, what does this roly-poly do?"

Zhang Yumeng pointed at the tumbler and said, "This tumbler is me..."

Suddenly, she seemed to feel something was wrong, shook her head vigorously, and yelled.

"Who told you it was a roly-poly, Ma Pi? You got me hooked."

"Hehe, I'm also happy to take you to the ditch."

"Stop driving, old driver. This thing is called a signal buoy. I designed it."

"Um? What does it do?"

"It's very simple. Plug the signal adapter on it. The base and the like are made of plastic. It's like a tumbler to increase the area of ​​the base. If you put one for a hundred kilometers, you only need to put six to achieve communication transmission. "

Yang Qian was confused and asked, "What if it floats away?"

"No, use chains to tie something fixed, preferably reinforced concrete. This way, the cost is not high and it can be used for decades."

"Then how do you generate electricity?"

"Flow power generation and wind power, of course, occasionally need someone to repair it, replace the blades, etc."

Yang Qian gave a thumbs up, "Nickhide~! Can you make it as soon as possible? I have lost contact with the country. It is very troublesome."

"It is not difficult to make. When I come to the ship next time, I will hand the manuscript to Fujiko Yun. She will naturally know how to make it. The signal adapter, motor, and blades are all ready-made in Zhuangzi. It is just a matter of adjusting the size of the blades. At sea Everything is lacking except ocean currents and wind.”

Yang Gan slapped Zhang Yumeng hard on the shoulder.

"Okay, then go back."

"Wha, what? I won't go back until I die. There are not many people at home and it's not lively at all. It's still comfortable to stay here."

"I also renovated the crane at the dock in Wanghai County. After using electricity, it is many times simpler than using human power."

Yang Qian clasped his hands tightly, feeling ecstatic in his heart. In this way, he could send messages all the time.

Suddenly, he paused and asked a little embarrassedly.

"Actually, I don't know much about these things. You said to use iron chains to connect buoys and fixed things. The sea is very deep. What if it's several kilometers long? What's that called? The trench is more than 10,000 meters long.”

Zhang Yumeng immediately became happy. She liked to see Yang Gan showing off his innocent look, otherwise she would have thought he was omnipotent.

"What's that? That's the Mariana Trench. Huh, your geography is really a sport."

The teacher taught me that if the geography of my previous life is consistent, this should be the Bohai Sea, and a little further away is the Yellow Sea. "

"The Bo Sea is an inland sea, the deepest is more than 80 meters, and the Yellow Sea is not deep either, with an average depth of only a hundred meters. Can't handle this?"

Hearing what Zhang Yumeng said, Yang Qian breathed a sigh of relief. The hundred-meter chain was very simple, just assemble the rings one by one.

Yang Qian wrote directly in the notebook, "We don't need this little money. The chain will be made of steel, which is only one finger thick."

Zhang Yumeng hurriedly stopped and said, "No, don't use metal. I just remembered that if all metal is used, once the weight is too heavy, the buoy will be pulled down."

Yang Qian couldn't help but put his hands on his hips in frustration, "Then what do you want to use?"

"In my previous life, we usually used nylon ropes or ultra-high molecular weight polyethylene ropes, but unfortunately we don't have them. I can't make the ultra-high molecular weight ones myself. Nylon has to be made from petroleum."

"So I used the simplest method, using plastic and steel wire to weave it into a rope, which is both strong and durable."

"Okay, you can arrange this. Unfortunately, it will take a week before the next ship comes."

"Can I take a shower today?"

"Take a bath? What are you thinking about? I didn't bring many plastic buckets this time. The fresh water I brought back from the Datong River was not enough to drink. You actually want to take a bath. Why are you so crazy?"

Zhang Yumeng's eyes widened, and she pointed at her face and said, "Didn't you see that I can cook even though I have greasy hair?"

"I usually take a shower twice a day, but I haven't taken a shower for a week. You..."

Yang Qian interrupted directly, "It doesn't matter, I don't dislike you."

"Your uncle, you take a medicinal bath every day, and ask Krisna to push it for you every three days. You will enjoy the oil. I think the barrel is quite big. I want to take a bath today too."

"That's the medicine, okay."

"I don't care, if you don't let me take a bath today, I will wet the bed and no one will be able to sleep!"

Yang Gan was horrified and asked, "What are you doing?"

"How to operate after the sea, if you are not satisfied, just poop on the bed!"

"Please, it's very damaging to your image, okay?"

"Anyway, just say yes or no!"

. . . . . .

Yang Gan said in annoyance, "Go, go, go straight to the shower. It's the liquid anyway, and I haven't changed it for three days. Hey, I discovered that you are a donkey, right? Why are you so stubborn?"

"You are the donkey~~~!"

Zhang Yumeng spat and walked inside. When he saw the wooden barrel, the corners of his mouth raised. This guy was really evil. He saw a bucket of crystal clear water steaming. It had obviously just been heated and was not ready yet. enjoy.

The next morning, the military camp was bustling with activity. The new soldiers needed to follow the batches of soldiers to understand the situation here, and the scouts also needed to understand each other.

Yang Qian dragged Zhang Yumeng up early in the morning and blatantly turned on the stove.

"Are you really not cold at all?" Zhang Yumeng was wearing a thin cotton coat, holding on to the stone lock, and kept exercising. Of course, he also held deerskin gloves in his hands to prevent calluses on his palms.

Seeing Yang Qian wearing short-sleeved clothes, Zhang Yumeng felt quite surprised, but as soon as he finished speaking, he saw Krisna, Belika and Cao Wushuang also walking out in single clothes, constantly commenting on him.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, how did her figure become like this?"

"Isn't this what we did when we were on Lake Baikal?"

"I heard that I can't lose weight now."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, my butt feels like it was stung by a wasp. I'm laughing so hard."

A stone lock was thrown directly over. Before the three women could make any move, the stone lock fell to the ground one meter away from the three women.

The atmosphere was very awkward.

But who is Zhang Yumeng? No one can embarrass me unless I am embarrassed, he said with his hands on his hips.

"That's enough for you. Why don't you just take a shower first? What's the big deal?

"

The three women started talking again.

"Listen, I just took a bath once and the water turned black."

"Yeah, I thought it was filled with liquid medicine yesterday and today. This is the first time I've seen such a deep color."

"Zhang Xiaoniang always likes to cause trouble~~~!"

"Humph!"

Zhang Yumeng gasped violently, and finally couldn't bear it anymore. She said, "I will fight with you," and rushed towards the three women.

But he was grabbed by Yang Qian.

"What are you doing? They bullied me. Are you blind? Don't you want to take revenge on me?"

Yang Gan raised his eyebrows and smiled, "One is my master, and the two are my most loyal subordinates. There is no reason to punish them."

"Actually, I'm just kidding, Miss Zhang. What I want to say is, can you please stop eating alone next time and invite us to join you? It's so comfortable to take a dip. We were all sick of you for a long time after you took such a dip yesterday."

Zhang Yumeng's face turned red. Although the three of them didn't say it clearly, they made it very clear. In fact, he was a little dirty. The most important thing was that his aunt was here. The water yesterday should not be black, but red.

Just when a few people were laughing and joking, the phone rang. Yang Qian didn't even have time to say anything, and rushed directly into the tent to answer the phone.

"Hey, I am."

"Yeah, um, I understand, eh? There are a lot of women, uh-huh, uh-huh."

"Yes, remember not to act rashly first. Hang me from a distance. Don't let women get hurt by me."

In the carriage, Gouwa was confused for a while when he heard it.

"Are you so horny, Your Majesty? You can't move when you hear a woman?"

What he responded to was an old punch, and he fired his bow left and right, knocking him down directly.

Gouwa was confused and looked at the several scouts with horror in his eyes.

The leading scout clenched his fists and said disdainfully.

"As long as you don't speak ill of your Majesty, we are still comrades-in-arms."

"Yes, you are looking for death. You dare to speak ill of your Majesty in front of us. I'm afraid you are tired of living!"

Gouwa is like an injured little daughter-in-law, aggrieved and bullied.

He is a special move, he has certain physical qualities plus flexible hands and excellent riding skills, but his physical qualities are there.

What is a scout? They are the elite among the elite. It can be said that in one-on-one combat, their combat effectiveness is definitely higher than that of the Xuanjia Army. These people themselves are ruthless characters selected from the top Xuanjia Army.