"I mean, Cao Wushuang has a better figure than me. Haven't you seen it?"
Yang Qian was embarrassed and said quickly, "Don't talk nonsense, she is my master. Even if you accidentally see her in Shangguo, you will only be surprised to see her clearly."
Zhang Yumeng narrowed her eyes slightly and said with a smile, "Her back is really smooth, and her butt is also white."
Yang Gan was surprised and said, "How is it possible? She has tattoos all over her back and even on her butt. How could you..."
Suddenly, Yang Qian suddenly realized, and he fiercely rushed at her with his hands turned into claws, saying, "Damn it, you Zhang Yumeng, when did you learn to trick people?"
"Ah~~~Where are you touching? Don't touch it~~~!"
"Sir, your medicinal bath is ready."
The little girl Shi Shiran came over. She was used to the two people's play.
When other servants are in the homes of scholars and officials, the head of the family always keeps his word, unless he is the mother-in-law of the family.
The atmosphere is very serious. These people like to drink, have sex, and gain wealth. Naturally, many people are more promiscuous.
I even heard that a nobleman held an unobstructed party at home.
Looking at it this way, the young master is already considered unique and almost extinct.
"Hahahaha, stop making trouble, I'm ticklish."
Yang Qian grabbed Zhang Yumeng's paws and was quite wary. He was really ticklish, whether it was the soles of his feet or the armpits. Some people even scratched the palms of their hands with their nails and felt itchy.
"Okay, go and get busy. By the way, I heard that Baili Shuang has collected a lot of elixirs recently. If you have any elixirs for beauty and health, remember to get some for me."
Yang Gan looked at Zhang Yumeng. After sizing him up for a while, he shrugged and said, "The elixir is easy to say, but don't you think it's strange? You've been here for almost two years, less than one o'clock. In theory, you should be thirty, but why are there still no traces on your face?" Wrinkles? It’s unscientific.”
Zhang Yumeng's pound sign instantly appeared on his forehead, he clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.
"You can tell me whatever you don't want to hear. I don't have wrinkles. What's wrong with you? Isn't that going to give you an advantage in the end?"
Yang Qian scratched his lips with his fingers and said, "I'm just curious, just asking. Don't make such a big reaction. Haven't you noticed that you haven't aged in the past two years?"
"What does this mean? There are many people in the entertainment industry who have reversed their growth. I am one of them. Maybe I am just naturally beautiful."
Zhang Yumeng held up her hair in a bun. After looking at it for a long time, she found it quite beautiful, no worse than her straight hair before.
Yang Qian's eyes twitched fiercely, "You people in the entertainment industry are also very cruel. Last time I heard that Bai Niangzi and Ding Li went to a nursing home to visit the elderly. Isn't that too much?"
"Wow, I express my condolences to the nursing home. This is positive energy. What's wrong with it? There's no such thing as exaggeration."
Yang Qian's eyes narrowed, "The White Lady went to the nursing home to visit the elderly. They are still two years younger than her."
"Ding Li went too far. He went to a nursing home to see an old man. The old man's son looked older than him, but he was much older than the old man."
Zhang Yumeng covered her mouth and said with a smile, "That's really old iron, it hurts my heart."
"So now I suspect that you have reverse growth."
Zhang Yumeng played with her temples, her face full of slyness, "Didn't I give you an advantage in the end?"
"That's true."
Yang Gan nodded and walked downstairs. Suddenly he paused, turned his head, and asked with a hint of caution, "Do you want to come with me?"
Zhang Yumeng was stunned and asked, "Why do you want me to go with you? Are you reluctant to leave me?"
"Yeah, you're out there. You miss me so much. Why don't you come with me?"
"Pfft~~~!"
The little girl was holding in her discomfort and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Zhang Yumeng looked at it and saw that he didn't know anything. He said angrily, "You are just afraid that I will damage the house, right?"
Yang Gan said awkwardly, "With my worth, you can destroy a mansion a year. I can still afford it, but that is gunpowder. What if I come back and blow up a few people?"
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After Yu Meng looked up and down, she smiled and said, "Why, your hair hasn't even grown yet, so you just miss a woman?"
"You bastard, get out of here."
Yang Qian said nothing and went to the bathroom. Sure enough, he had boiled the herbs with briquettes for half an hour regardless of the cost.
Then use cold water and give it a try. It will be perfect just after it reaches 60 degrees.
After taking off her clothes, the little girl hung them up inside.
"Sir, do you still want to wear these clothes?"
Yang Gan walked into the barrel, and suddenly felt a burning sensation, and his whole body couldn't help but tremble.
"Hmm~~~ Let's change. I'm not going out today anyway. It doesn't matter whether I wear it or not. I'm going to wear new clothes tomorrow. Prepare a few sets of clothes for me. I'll need them when I go out."
"promise!"
Feeling the burning power of the medicine, Yang Qian let out a long sigh. He said that after breaking through Lake Baikal, he had been beating his muscles intermittently.
This is also something that can't be helped. Many times, the environment does not allow it. For example, during the Seven Kingdoms Rebellion, I was so busy with the lawsuit that I just wanted to resolve the matter as quickly as possible, but I didn't have the brains and time to work hard.
The little girl took the violent blood pill from her hand, smelled it carefully, and then swallowed one pill.
"Bang~~~!"
Suddenly, the door opened directly.
Yang Gan was startled for a moment, and a violent blood pill got stuck directly in his trachea.
"Woooooooooo~~~~!"
He pinched his neck with both hands, his face turned red.
Cao Wushuang came in and was stunned. What was going on? What a unique look.
The little girl became anxious, "Mr. Cao, the young master was startled by you, and he was taking the Blood-Blood Pill just now."
Cao Wushuang was shocked, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
She stepped forward quickly and struck Yang Qian's Qi Sea firmly with her palm.
"Pfft~~!"
A complete pill was sprayed out directly.
"Cough cough cough~~~!".
Yang Qian blushed and coughed desperately.
"Are you okay?" Cao Wushuang asked with concern, and kept patting him on the back.
Yang Qian stared at Cao Wushuang carefully. After a long time, he shook his head and said, "Sooner or later I will die in the hands of you women."
Cao Wushuang said displeased, "Who made you so cowardly?"
"Wucao, master, this, this, scares people, scares them to death, okay? Zhang Yumeng lights gunpowder to blow up the house, you scare me all the time, isn't my life safety very affected?"
Yang Gan touched his neck uncomfortably and almost choked to death. If he really died like this, then the history books of this world would look good, and he would be the most unjust person to die.
According to the urinary nature of the family, it must be written: Yang Qian, the governor of Yuntong County, the general of Zhenbei, the king of Wu'an, and the extermination of the weak tribes in the grassland. Because of his ferocity and cruelty, he swallowed the elixir and eventually died of the elixir getting stuck in his throat. .
"Humph, I guess what you said makes sense, why is Yaxing here today to stretch his muscles?"
Taking the tea handed over by the little girl and drinking it in one gulp, Yang Qian let out a long sigh of relief and said, "I haven't had a good rest for a long time, so I've been lingering on the seventh joint."
Cao Wushuang picked up the potion in the barrel and said, "It seems that you are the only one who has struggled less. I, Fei Lian, Ran Jing, Belika, and even Krisna have all achieved more or less breakthroughs."
"According to your talent, it is indeed a bit strange that you have not broken through the eighth joint for a long time."
Yang Gan argued, "What can I do? The stall is getting bigger and bigger now, and I have to move to a different place every time..."
"Boom~~~!"
As soon as a chestnut came down, Yang Qian immediately covered his head, with tears in his eyes, biting his lip and said aggrievedly.
"Master, what are you doing? It hurts so much."
Cao Wushuang clenched his fists and said, "Just be lazy. The carriage has a barrel, so you are lazy."
"All the officials of the Eastern Kingdom were saved by you. You don't need to take any action to govern them. Even when you go to war, your subordinates will do it for you.
, where are you busy? "
Yang Gan, who was exposed, laughed and said, "Hahahaha, Master, that's amazing. Not only is he beautiful, he also has a good brain."
Cao Wushuang sneered and said, "There's no point in flattering me. I have opened several small joints, reaching 26. The seal oil you used last time worked well. Send me a bucket tonight."
Yang Gan's face straightened, "Little girl, please give my master a barrel of seal oil later. Yes, it's in a small barrel."
"Yes, sir."
"Stingy guy." Cao Wushuang walked out of the door very dissatisfied.
Yang Qian breathed a long sigh of relief. He had no choice but to do so. This apprenticeship was very formal and it was a real master-disciple relationship. Well, privately speaking, she was older than him in terms of seniority.
In fact, it's just a little girl's film, pretending to be mature, hum, let's coax her for now.
After driving Cao Wushuang away, Yang Qian finally calmed down and began to work hard. Although he was lazy, he could clearly feel the burning sensation in his joints.
He was probably on the verge of a breakthrough. Thinking of this, Yang Qian poured out another violent blood pill and swallowed it together with the one he spat out.
Although it's a bit disgusting, it's just that the saliva is mine, so it doesn't matter. Diligence and frugality are traditional.
When the elixir entered his abdomen, it seemed to turn into two powerful energy sources, continuously providing Yang Qian with powerful energy.
Yang Gan stood on the pile, moving his hands at will like jellyfish. Between stretching and stretching, the strength of his whole body used gentle force to continuously rub and massage the joints back and forth.
After the fascia absorbed a large amount of nutrients, some invisible granulations slowly grew and penetrated into the bones. Only then did Yang Gan feel the long-lost pain and itching in his hands.
This feeling is just like coriander and durian. People who like it will become addicted, but people who don't like it will feel extremely painful.
Yang Qian is the kind of person who is very addicted. Unfortunately, during the time in Dongguo, the layout was real. Occasionally watching movies with a tablet was the beginning of waste.
Time passed by unconsciously, and an hour passed in the blink of an eye.
Suddenly, Yang Gan's arm seemed to be soft and boneless, like a whip, gently stroking the edge of the barrel.
"Kacha kacha~~~!"
If the barrel is hit hard, cracks will appear on the wall of the barrel, and a large amount of liquid medicine will flow out quickly.
He put his hand in front of his eyes, examined it carefully, and then squeezed it tightly.
"Kakakaka~~~!" The sound of bones rubbing against each other kept coming.
