Perhaps subconsciously sensing something was wrong, Yang Qian immediately pulled his hand back and pinched his nose in embarrassment.
This action is extremely vulgar to outsiders. Even Zhang Yumeng, a pervert, thinks it is too perverted.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'm just comparing your daughter with me, nothing else."
Xiao Siyuan's face was pale, she stared at Yang Qian, her tone was cold, "You are also a high-ranking official, but you are so shameless, Wan'er is also in the age of dancing elephants."
"You can be considered a woman, you, you, touch, touch with your hands~~~Are you still a human?"
"Aren't the women here enough to cause you trouble?"
Yang Qian covered his head. He couldn't even wash it off after jumping into the Yellow River.
"Harm us? Oh, we harm him."
Even though Zhang Yumeng was usually very mean to Yang Qian, once another woman was mean to Yang Qian, she would never agree to it.
"Hey, that's enough. Who is Yang Gan? He's already humbled you. What else do you want?"
Zhang Yumeng put his hands on his hips and said with a fierce expression.
Xiao Siyuan pursed her lips and did not give in at all. "What's the use of apologizing? My daughter doesn't understand anything, hum..."
Zhang Yumeng crossed her arms and said with a smile, "Actually, we just touched her bones. Yang Qian's health has not been very good recently. We need someone with a small age difference to compare."
"Really?" Xiao Siyuan wiped away her tears of grievance.
Zhang Yumeng said helplessly, "Why don't you ask your daughter about how comfortable she is? I have learned a lot about massage, okay?"
Xiao Siyuan came back to her senses and immediately grabbed her daughter and asked with concern, "Wan'er, what do you think?"
Wan'er's face flushed and she said, "It's not a big deal. It's quite comfortable. Mr. Wu An's hands are very hot and very comfortable."
.....
The three people were immediately dumbfounded, their mouths wide open.
"Damn it, at such a young age, what kind of talk is this."
Yang Qian didn't want to be regarded as a weirdo, so after a few words of comfort, he finally persuaded Xiao Siyuan to leave.
"Don't worry, I don't have any bad thoughts about your daughter. It's just that I've been feeling unwell recently, so I just checked it out with my own hands. From now on, you two can travel unimpeded in our Yuntong County."
Xiao Siyuan is not an idiot. Although Yang Qian did not molest her daughter, a rough man touching her daughter always made her, a mother, very uncomfortable.
Xiao Siyuan nodded and said, "It's good that Mr. Wu An doesn't have bad intentions. Wan'er is my treasure. I only have one daughter."
"You said you just wanted to touch the bones. In fact, I also want to know the difference between your bones and my daughter's. Mr. Wu An, don't mind letting me touch them."
Yang Qian's expression suddenly changed and he said, "What the hell, you can touch my body if you want? Why, you still want to touch it back?"
Xiao Siyuan burst into tears and kept wiping the corners of her eyes with her sleeves.
It was as if Yang Qian had really done something to her.
He glanced at Zhang Yumeng and gave her a "you know" look.
"Zhang Yumeng, please help me persuade her. This woman is a scoundrel and she made me feel very bad."
The message Zhang Yumeng received was, "Zhang Yumeng, hurry up, guide her, hurry up and touch her. Once she's done, we'll talk about how to heal her body."
Zhang Yumeng's eyes suddenly lit up and he made an OK gesture.
She pulled Wan'er to Yang Qian, grabbed Xiao Siyuan's hands, and pressed them on the cheekbones of Yang Qian and Wan'er.
Yang Gan looked at Zhang Yumeng in confusion.
"Is that what I meant?"
Zhang Yumeng narrowed her eyes slightly, "You're welcome."
"Thank you sister."
Zhang Yumeng said, "You can feel it. There is not much age difference between Yang Qian and your daughter. Although there are differences between men and women, at this stage, the gap should not be particularly big."
"Look, this is the cheekbone, this is the forehead bone, how does it feel?
How about it? "
Xiao Siyuan nodded and immediately felt that it was quite interesting. "Yes, Mr. Wu An is not only thick-boned, but also thick-skinned."
Maybe he felt that his words were a bit ambiguous, so he immediately defended himself by saying, "Ah, Mr. Wu An, I, I'm not saying you are thick-skinned, I am saying that you are really thick-skinned."
Yang Qian stretched out his hand and said calmly, "Stop explaining. If you explain any more, my face will be at the level of armor."
Zhang Yumeng grabbed Xiao Siyuan's hand and slowly penetrated Yang Qian and Wan'er's femoral heads.
In fact, in Xiao Siyuan's opinion, there is not much difference in the bones between the two. It is just that her daughter's bones feel thinner, which is not a big deal.
When she touched their pelvises, Xiao Siyuan couldn't help but widen her eyes.
"Wu, Wu Anjun, why do you have a cartilage?"
Yang Qian also widened his eyes, "Try touching one more randomly."
Zhang Yumeng was stunned and quickly put Xiao Siyuan's hand down, "Please touch it here."
Only then did Xiao Siyuan carefully experience the difference between Yang Qian and Wan'er.
"The thickness is doubled?"
Zhang Yumeng nodded, "I'm just thinking about whether there's something wrong, otherwise I'll be in trouble later."
Only then did Xiao Siyuan believe that Yang Qian had not molested her daughter.
After taking a look at the two thoughtful people, they were immediately ready to pull their daughter towards Cao Wushuang.
But Wan'er seemed reluctant, "Mom, go and chat with Mr. Cao. I, I want to stay here."
"Why?" Xiao Siyuan asked curiously.
"He, they are really interesting."
Xiao Siyuan was helpless, but although the box was quite big, it was only a short distance away, so it was easy to take care of it by herself.
No matter what the mother and daughter did, Zhang Yumeng made Yang Qian lie down and began to press on various cross-sections of the bones.
"Does it hurt."
"No pain."
"What about here?"
"It doesn't hurt, but it's a little itchy."
Although Zhang Yumeng was not an orthopedic surgeon, he still had no problem with the basics. After asking some questions and eliminating the main trigger points of bone pain, he finally breathed a long sigh of relief.
"You should take more elixirs that strengthen muscles and bones and internal organs in the future."
Yang Qian smiled and said curiously, "Didn't you look down on elixirs in the past?"
Zhang Yumeng shrugged, "If your condition worsens across the board, maybe when you grow up, you may become extremely powerful. Just be afraid. If you only increase bones, muscles, and internal organs, you will be in trouble."
"What will happen?"
Zhang Yumeng rolled his eyes, "You are a man and you must be interested in cars. Once you see that the Ferrari engine is mounted on a plastic body, once you start driving, what do you think will happen?"
"Hi~~~!"
Yang Qian took a breath, the car crashed and everyone died.
Yang Qian quickly calculated the elixirs for his body, almost all of his elixirs, plus medicinal baths and fire burning fat.
It targets one's own muscles, bones, blood, and skin, and does not target the internal organs at all. It seems that this time, Baili Shuang and Ge Xiuming are asked to purchase some elixirs specifically designed to strengthen the internal organs.
In this way, balance can be achieved and the body can be perfectly rounded.
He quickly pulled Ran Jing to receive the message, "Contact Zhuangzi immediately and ask Baili Shuang and Ge Xiuming to quickly collect some elixirs for me to strengthen the internal organs. By the way, don't forget to test them."
"promise."
Yang Qian didn't know why, but he felt more anxious. He came to the room prepared by Zhang Yumeng and stepped into the wooden barrel with an upward direction of 60 degrees.
I was working up my muscles like crazy, and the names of some people from ancient times kept popping up in my mind. I felt their achievements and legends one after another, and I suddenly felt that my physical fitness was no more than this.
Xiang Yu, Li Cunxiao, Xue Rengui, Lu Bu, Yang Zaixing, Yang Youji.
These people are in history
They are all famous people, and their physical fitness alone is a myth.
For example, after Yang Zaixing died in battle, he had as many as two liters of arrows on his body.
Yang Gan, who has experienced war, understands that, to put it bluntly, the armor of ordinary soldiers can also defend against bows and arrows.
But once the bow and arrow break through the armor and penetrate the flesh, one or two arrows will basically lose their fighting ability. Not to mention having arrows all over his body, Yang Zaixing's physical fitness is definitely better than that of many people.
The body is covered with feathers and arrows. Every time she takes a step, the arrows rub against the bones and flesh. It is estimated that Krisna can deeply feel the feeling of life being worse than death.
I remember that in my previous life, some people thought that Yang Youji was just an archer and that he might not be able to defeat modern people in a fight.
Yang Qian scoffed at this statement.
Yang Youji was a master archer in the Spring and Autumn Period. He was very strong in physical fitness and archery skills. He could catch arrows from all directions with his bare hands and shoot a thousand-jin bow with both arms.
One arrow can hit hundreds of times, and it can hit willow leaves blowing in the wind or dragonfly wings in flight from a hundred steps away.
Moreover, one arrow he shoots can penetrate 7 layers of armor. If an arrow hits a stone, the shaft of the arrow will penetrate into the stone.
Do you think this kind of person can’t beat today’s ordinary people? Just kidding, tearing a liger apart with his hands is not a joke. Even if the record is exaggerated, considering his physical fitness, it is still very abnormal.
There are so many people who have developed their physical talents to the extreme.
Yang Qian, who was beating his muscles and bones in a wooden barrel, suddenly felt the perseverance and perseverance that came from his ancestors when they were learning martial arts.
Yuntong County, Zhuangzi, in a tent near the mansion.
"Ran Jing? What's the matter?"
Ran Jing's voice came and said, "Your Majesty ordered Baili Shuang and Ge Xiuming to collect various elixirs to strengthen the internal organs."
"Okay, I understand."
After hanging up the phone, Xiao Yu let out a long sigh of relief and asked Mu Qing.
"Is everything okay?"
Xiao Yu let out a long sigh, "I hope Zhang Xiaoniang can hold the young master back, otherwise I might have a stroke when I see such a scene when I come back."
"Hey, what can we do? How many days can we delay it? If it doesn't work, how about we all beg him together?"
Mu Qing said helplessly.
Girls, you look at me and I look at you, all you see is the serious helplessness in each other.
"Xiao Yu, is that thing ready?"
"It's done, but it needs to be exposed to the sun for a few more days, otherwise the paint smell will be too strong."
"Well, where's Lou?"
"It's almost done. I just need Zhang Xiaoniang to delay it for a few more days."
