Krisna applied the medicated oil on herself, just like making noodles, but she needed to make drastic moves, moving her hands together, and there was sweat on her face.
The most annoying thing is that the two basketballs keep jumping back and forth. They are extremely elastic, but it is a pity that Yang Qian never plays basketball.
After a while, Yang Qian was already in ruins, lying upright on the bed, his head resting on Krisna's soft waist, and kept sighing, not even thinking about watching a movie.
Not long after, Zhang Yumeng came bounding in, took off his skates, brushed his hair, then found a kettle and drank a few sips of water.
"I'm so exhausted~~~~!"
After Zhang Yumeng watched Yang Qian's Molotov cocktail, she was dragged by Cao Wushuang and others to go skating. She now exercises and does yoga every day, and her figure has become even more amazing than before.
It's just that her current body shape is not what she wants, and her body is developing into a place that is beyond her control, which has made her worry about gains and losses recently.
He hung up his heavy coat and walked inside, thinking in his mind.
Let’s have some snacks, drink some kumiss, and take a good nap. What are we going to do in the afternoon?
How about going to the hot spring for a while and having a good sleep at night.
When he walked inside, he saw two intertwined bodies. Zhang Yumeng was stunned for a moment, and then waved his pink fist viciously.
"Yang Gan, you, since you are doing this kind of thing behind my back, don't you want me to become bigger~~~"
"You heartless thing, I've been working so hard for you. I've done everything from 996 to 007. Last time I made some oil extraction machine and I almost died suddenly. You, you actually went behind my back and fooled around with Krisna?"
Krisna showed a proud expression and said provocatively, "Hahaha, Yang Qian is mine. From now on, if I don't have your share, I can go wherever I want."
Zhang Yumeng curled her lips and looked at the two of them. For no reason, her heart felt sour and her eyes immediately turned red.
Krisna was stunned, stood up immediately, came to her side and comforted her, "I'm just kidding, don't take it so seriously. He is an earthworm now and is useless. If you want to play poker, what's the point of playing poker alone."
It's okay if it's not comforting. When it's comforting, Zhang Yumeng feels even more aggrieved. She points at Yang Qiankai and scolds, "You are the most heartless. Krisna comforted me. You don't even get up. When you get sick, I will Give you medicine and I will become Pan Jinlian."
Yang Qian rubbed his temples with a headache, "Your acting skills have improved recently, and you are indeed worthy of being a contemporary queen."
Yang Qian paused and started scolding him directly. Ever since he first fell in love and became a dog licker, he had already sworn that he would never be a dog licker again. If he violated it, he would live broadcast it. How could he break such a vicious oath?
"Did your brain get pulled by the door jam? Krisna and I didn't do anything, and didn't you see the injuries all over my body?" Yang Gan pointed to the large bruises on his body.
"Eh~~ Why are you so oily, Krisna?"
Suddenly, Zhang Yumeng became even more excited. She looked at the two of them in disbelief, her eyes widened, "You, you two actually hid and played with push and oil. You are so good at it."
Yang Qian almost broke his back molar. Just when he was about to retort, Zhang Yumeng laughed.
"Next time you play push and oil, remember to call me and join us."
Yang Qian only felt that the punch was punched out, as if it hit cotton, and he almost suffered internal injuries.
He rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "Okay, come on, come on, help me apply oil."
Zhang Yumeng blinked and thought inwardly, Yang Qian is lazier than anyone else. Why is he so kind today? Is it a scam?
When Yang Qian picked up the silver-white can, Zhang Yumeng couldn't help but widen his eyes, stepped back unconsciously, and said with an awkward smile, "No, since you two are having so much fun, I won't disturb you."
It was too late, but it was too late. Yang Qian quickly said, "Christina, take off Zhang Yumeng's clothes and bring him here."
Krisna hesitated, then immediately grabbed Zhang Yumeng who was about to run away, turned her into a big white sheep, and threw her on the bed.
Yang Gan showed a bad smile and didn't care about Zhang at all.
Yumeng struggled and applied the medicinal oil all over her.
A few minutes later.
"Ah, it hurts me so much."
"Burn, burn me to death~~~Help."
"Yang Gan, you, just wait for me, you are dead."
Waves of screams came from the tent.
The two soldiers at the door couldn't help but look at each other and straightened their bodies.
I was already complaining like crazy in my heart.
"Damn it, your Majesty is really good at playing."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, your Majesty is so brave, even to do such a thing, you can be so brave, I can't match it."
The two soldiers, who were crazy about melon in their hearts, gradually began to worship Yang Gan again.
The time of a cup of tea flies by in an instant, but in Zhang Yumeng's perception, time passes too slowly, and every minute and second is like a year.
Finally, the burning sensation all over his body subsided, and Zhang Yumeng lay sprawled on the bed like a dead fish. Krisna also climbed up.
Yang Qian had already laid it out and looked at Zhang Yumeng with a smile on his face.
A tear slipped from the corner of Zhang Yumeng's eyes, and she said in a hoarse voice, "Yang Qian, I~hate~you."
Yang Gan sneered and said, "What are you doing? I can't afford it. You usually prepare a lot of things to torture me."
At this time, Yang Gan reflected, "I see you were just about to run away. Do you know the function of this medicinal oil?"
Zhang Yumeng rolled her eyes at Yang Qian and looked like she didn't want to pay attention to him.
Yang Gan grinned, approached Zhang Yumeng, rubbed her shoulders, and said with a smile, "Come on, don't be so stingy. Who told you to make fun of me every time?"
"Huh, I was involved for a few days when Ge Xiuming was experimenting with medicinal oil. At the beginning, we thought that the person selling the medicine wanted to kill you. We experimented with dozens of people before we tested it bit by bit. It’s a side effect, but it’s very effective.”
Yang Gan suddenly realized, no wonder this little girl was ready to run away as soon as she saw the silver can. It turned out that she was involved in the whole process.
Seeing that Zhang Yumeng was still angry, Yang Gan immediately changed the topic and said with a smile, "You usually tease me a lot. Who changed the soy sauce into ink last time?"
"Also, when I went to the last place, who changed the paper to writing paper, so that when I wiped my butt, my hands were full of cake?"
Zhang Yumeng was surprised and said, "You know I did it?"
A tic-tac-toe appeared on Yang Gan's head, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You are not talking nonsense. Apart from you, there is no other person in the world who is as boring as you, who can fool me so many times without being hacked to death by me."
Yang Qian looked at Zhang Yumeng's body and nodded, "Your figure seems to be getting better lately."
Zhang Yumeng immediately changed her attention when Yang Qian said this, and said depressedly, "I used to have a good figure, and my waist was so thin that I could touch my belly button if I put my arm around my back."
"The fat has been reduced now, but I haven't lost weight. How can I say it?"
Yang Qian immediately replenished his gun and said, "You're strong."
Zhang Yumeng nodded and agreed, "Yes, my figure used to be like Zhang Ai'ai's, very skinny, but I'm a little more fleshy than her."
Zhang Yumeng raised her head and looked at her belly, almost crying but without tears, she said, "But what does my figure look like now? It's a bit like Kardashian."
Yang Qian was stunned, looked at it carefully, and suddenly understood, he said in a deep voice, "When you put it like that, I think it's the same. Isn't that pretty good? How many women want a Kardashian figure, but they can't achieve it." ah."
Zhang Yumeng was about to cry but said, "I'm not wearing any clothes. You can tell that I have a figure similar to Kardashian's. It's over. It's over."
Yang Gan smiled and said, "This... most people can't see it, but I've seen her seed, so I recognized it at a glance."
Zhang Yumeng immediately perked up, "Have you seen it too? How many?"
Yang Qian thought carefully and said, "About a dozen."
"You big scumbag, I've seen almost everything she leaked. You're too bad." Zhang Yumeng told Yang
Give me a look that says you are very special.
Yang Gan rolled his eyes and felt that he should keep Krisna away from Zhang Yumeng. This guy is simply a Lich King.
If she leads all the girls to bad things, we might as well form a natural disaster army in the future. qδ
"Your Majesty, are you here?" Ran Jing's voice came from outside.
Yang Gan shrugged his shoulders, feeling a bit sore, but he still managed to push himself to the door and welcome Ran Jing in.
It's no better than Yuntong here, but it's very cold outside.
"Your Majesty, I am going to go to the Dakun tribe and follow Mr. Cao's wishes to make them fearful." Ran Jing said.
Yang Qian poured a glass of kumis and handed it to Ran Jing. After thinking for a while, he said, "We are short of manpower, so we should focus on preserving ourselves. You don't have to be so anxious. We just wiped out all 500 of their cavalry today. We will set off tomorrow and the day after tomorrow." It’s too late.”
Ran Jing drank the kumiss in one gulp and said, "Then we will set off tomorrow?"
"Well, by the way, bring Wu Qige along with you." Yang Qian said thoughtfully.
Ran Jingqi said, "Your Majesty, this person's behavior is very suspicious, and I will eventually become suspicious..."
Yang Qian waved his hand and said, "I understand, take Wu Qige with you."
Yang Gan scratched his neck hard, "He can't die here. He and Arina have never met, and neither of them knows the other's information."
Looking at Ran Jing's confused face, Yang Gan smiled and said, "Your uncle Peisi Ji, your uncle Pei Dakun, if I guess correctly, they are from the same tribe. Even if they don't deal with each other, they will not kill each other. Let Wu Qi Ge's corpse can play some role, after all, he brought the enemy here, no matter what the reason is, he deserves to die."
Ran Jing suddenly realized "No."
The next day, there was a heavy snowstorm, and Ran Jing led Wu Qige and two hundred soldiers towards the Dakun tribe. Although Wu Qige was a little confused, Ran Jing fooled him with a random excuse.
On the watchtower in the distance, Arina shrugged her nose and took off her binoculars, her face full of doubts.
"Is this Wu Qige? Why did Wu Qige go out with General Ran Jing? It's really strange..."
But thinking about it, she didn't take it to heart, and the distance was relatively far, so she couldn't see clearly. If it weren't for a telescope, no matter how amazing her eyesight was, in the eyes of others, at such a distance, they would be just black spots at most.
