Yang Qian twitched the corner of his mouth, "Your play is too fake."
Seeing her body squirming, Yang Gan immediately said, "Master, remember, you must not believe any fart at this time."
Feeling the overwhelming feeling in his body, Cao Wushuang's face changed slightly, he gritted his teeth and whispered, "Hurry, help me to the latrine."
"Alas~~~!"
After taking only two steps, Cao Wushuang's legs began to swing. Upon seeing this, Yang Gan immediately picked her up and ran away.
"You must hold it back, remember, don't fart~~~!"
Cao Wushuang gritted his teeth as hard as he could, fearing that it would be over if he spoke.
After throwing Cao Wushuang into the latrine, Yang Gan was about to run out, but she grabbed him.
Yang Gan was shocked and said, "What are you going to do? Let go, you are going to blow up the cesspit."
"You are talking."
Yang Gan took a few glances and said suddenly, "Oh~~~! You can't untie your clothes, right? That's easy. I'll call the maid."
"You should let it go."
"Pu, Pu Yueling, take, take, all the maids, go and buy fabrics. There are no women in the mansion~~!"
Cao Wushuang's face was pale, and he almost said it through gritted teeth.
"Then you mean to let me help you? Now, I don't mean to take advantage of you." Yang Qian immediately brushed himself off.
"No, nonsense, stop talking. From now on, when I get old, you, you will still have to serve me."
"What the hell!"
Yang Gan turned around and immediately started to take off Cao Wushuang's clothes.
"Damn it, this is a one-piece suit, please bear with me any longer~~~!" Yang Gan couldn't help sweating on his head.
"I, I can't hold it anymore~~~!"
"Immediately." Yang Qian wiped his sweat, and with a sudden heart, he tore off all the clothes below her waist and ran out quickly.
Listening to the sound coming from the toilet, Yang Qian's teeth ached for a while. Ordinary people don't need to take the detoxifying pills. He often takes pills and has erysipelas in his body, so he only takes one pill a day.
This little girl has never eaten it before, and her body is not even used to it. She took two pills in one bite.
"Dong dong dong~~~!" After a while, the door of the latrine rang several times.
Yang Qian pinched his nose and asked, "What's the matter? Forgot to bring paper? Don't you have a shit stick? Just use it."
"My good disciple, when I am ready to be my master, I will love you when I have the opportunity~~~!" A cold and biting voice came from the toilet.
Yang Gan suddenly felt like the hairs on his head were counting down. He had to say that among the people he had met, he was almost as good as him, that is, Cao Wushuang and Krisna, Fei Lian and Belika were still a little behind.
Take good care of yourself? I'm afraid I'm being ironic. If I'm not careful, it's not impossible for the boat to capsize in the gutter.
Yang Qian immediately argued, bah, "Hey, it's none of my business if you eat it yourself."
There was another rushing sound.
Yang Qian was walking around outside the hut. Damn it, Pu Yueling, why did he bring all the women there? Was he buying fabrics or doing some shopping?
"Bang~~~!"
An hour later, a falling sound came from the hut.
Yang Qian was startled, "Damn it, he won't fall into the pit. This, he is dead. Who can give me a way to practice Qi?"
"Master, master, are you okay?"
"If you don't say anything, why don't I go in?"
"Are you looking at the light?"
"Hey, if you're alive, just give me a shout~~~!"
After half a ring, only heard.
There was a "squeak" sound.
Yang Gan sighed, pinched his nose and opened the latrine, only to see Cao Wushuang hunched over, revealing two long white legs.
"Is he dead?"
Cao Wushuang raised his head, his face turned pale and his head was covered in cold sweat, "Hurry, hurry up."
"Then you should tell me what to do. How about I find a doctor for you?"
Cao Wushuang shook his head, how could he go to the hospital like this? How could this idiot be so stupid? It would be too embarrassing for him to say it out.
"unlucky!"
Yang Gan came outside and sent all the slaves to the outer courtyard, then took off his coat and covered Cao Wushuang, picked her up and carried her to her wing.
Then, he quickly ran to the kitchen, got a bowl of hot water, grabbed a handful of salt, threw in a piece of jaggery, stirred it with chopsticks, and quickly came to the side room.
"Master, let's drink some glucose first." Yang Gan sat on the edge of the cave, helped her up and fed her some.
Cao Wushuang rolled her eyes at him, opened her red lips, took a sip, tasted it, and then drank it in big gulps.
After a while, she leaned sideways against Yang Gan, her face gradually regained some energy and blood, and Yang Gan felt relieved.
Looking at Cao Wushuang's face that wanted to eat someone, Yang Gan twitched the corner of his mouth, "Well, you can't blame me for this. You ate it yourself. Could it be that you have to blame me for this?"
"Is there still water?"
"If you have it, take care of it."
Yang Qian directly brought over a bottle of glucose.
"Why does my whole body seem to come alive after drinking this water?" She and Yang Gan had only been together for a few days, but their tempers were very compatible.
Don't look at Cao Wushuang, who looks stunning in front of outsiders, but is as cold as ice in front of outsiders, but in fact, she is just a rotten girl, extremely sultry.
Both were very proud of their literary talent and martial arts, but after meeting Yang Qian, the two of them seemed to be working together. Although they didn't say it clearly, they suited each other's tastes very well.
Moreover, Yang Qian's endless thoughts and ideas sometimes make her eyes light up.
"A handful of sugar and a handful of salt are mixed together to form glucose. People with diuresis are almost always dehydrated. Many people think that drinking water can replenish water. This is a big mistake. Only such glucose can speed up the body's absorption of water. absorb."
Yang Qian showed an envious expression again: "Master, don't tell me, you have been running away for an hour. Not to mention women, ordinary men can't handle it. You are really lucky to be in good health. It's like God is giving you food." .”
Suddenly, Cao Wushuang grabbed Yang Gan's ears with both hands and pulled hard.
"Ah, it hurts, master, master, I'm going to pull it off~~~!"
Yang Gan had tears in his eyes, it really hurt. After the beating, he already knew how strong Cao Wushuang was. In terms of strength, if he didn't hide it, he would probably be about the same as Krisna.
However, his martial arts skills completely overwhelmed him and others. If he used weapons, he would not be in the same rank at all.
Cao Wushuang narrowed his eyes and curled his lips and said, "When you hugged me just now, did you feel comfortable?"
"Master, how dare I say what you said?" How could Yang Gan admit it.
"Are you saying I lied?"
Yang Qian bared his teeth and said, "Don't you look at how long you are? I've just reached your chest. You're too short. If I pick you up, I'll inevitably touch places you shouldn't touch, right? But my admiration for the master is overwhelming." The river is endless, by the way, master, if you run away for an hour, you don’t stink."
"There is a bucket in the toilet. I cleaned it before calling you. Do you think I will let my body be dirty?"
"Also, why do you keep grabbing your hands? Do you think I can't feel it?"
"Your skin is so good, I can't help it. You can't blame me."
"Hmph~~!"
Cao Wushuang immediately let go of Yang Gan's ears, and Yang Gan gasped and rubbed his ears.
"You almost pulled me off." Yang Qian held his ears carefully, feeling like they were about to fall off.
Cao Wushuang lay on Yang Gan's chest, half-hugging him with one arm, "I'm afraid you won't be able to do it today and tomorrow. You should practice your martial arts by yourself. Don't slack off. Change the words on the porcelain bottle of the elixir for me. I will write all the words." I don’t understand, but also the order of taking the elixirs.”
"Tch, you can't even understand simplified Chinese, you're a bad student."
"Ha, it's actually very simple. First, take a Blood-Breaking Pill. The side effects of the Blood-Breaking Pill are useless to you, so I don't need to give you the Harmonizing Pill. Next, you can take Dali Pill and Strengthening Bone Pill, if you are willing. If so, it’s best to get a wine gourd and turn it into medicinal wine to drink, which can achieve the effect of getting twice the result with half the effort.”
Cao Wushuang frowned and said, "You keep talking about the side effects of Blood-Blood Pill. If you tell me, maybe I can find a way to solve it."
Yang Gan said angrily, "What do you think I look like?"
Cao Wushuang raised his head and glanced a few times, then said close to his chest, "Besides being beautiful, there is nothing else to say. There are very few handsome men in the world who are as beautiful as you and I have mercy on you."
Hearing such praise, Yang Qian couldn't be happy at all. "The side effect of Baoxue Dan is that after taking it, the whole person will become more and more feminine. Of course, I am the most unlucky. If it is an adult man who takes it for a long time, there will be almost no change. Unfortunately, I was too young and still growing, so the impact was particularly great.”
Cao Wushuang breathed a long sigh of relief, "What did I think there was? It's not a big deal. Many women can't get your looks, but you throw them away like nothing."
Suddenly she was stunned and suddenly asked, "What will happen if the woman eats more?"
"The skin will become more and more delicate, and the spots on the face will gradually fade away. In short, it will become more and more beautiful."
"Okay~~~!" Cao Wushuang's beautiful eyes became brighter and brighter.
Since ancient times, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she cares about her appearance. No woman will dislike herself for being too beautiful, just like no man will think that he has too much money.
"Has the Danfang matter been settled?"
"The blood-violent pill has always been in my hand. I have already asked my men to handle the other pills. They should not let me down."
Cao Wushuang rubbed Yang Qian's chest with his fragrant cheeks, "I am your master, and I will need you to supply my elixirs in the future."
A drop of cold sweat ran down Yang Gan's forehead. This, isn't this a blackmail on him? There are few pills now, what about the future?
There will definitely be more and more elixirs in the future, and they will also be effectively strengthened for different body parts. The cost of such a set will be quite a lot of money in one day, let alone one year.
Seeing the pained expression on Yang Qian's face, Cao Wushuang suddenly became very angry, but he also liked to see his little apprentice in such embarrassment.
"Why, I have tried my best to teach you these past few days. You are so disrespectful of teachers. I still expect you to provide for me until the end of my life."
"Don't work all day long. Take care of yourself until you are old. Take care of yourself until you are old. Master, you are not old yet."
