The experiences of the two were very shocking to Zhou Zhiyu and her maid, who had never had a courtier in their lives.
As the saying goes, the winds are different within ten miles, and the customs are different within a hundred miles. Once the area exceeds a hundred miles, many customs and customs are completely different, and even the animals in some places are different.
Fujiko Jin also focused on the strange cow he saw when he was a child. It only had one horn, but it was very powerful.
Yang Gan suddenly became energetic and began to inquire about this strange animal. He understood that it was probably a rhinoceros, but it was too strange. Are there rhinos in the Central Plains?
While several people were enjoying their meal, a group of patrolling soldiers filed in from the door of the restaurant.
"Squeak~~!" The door was opened roughly.
A group of soldiers rushed in. The boss walked in, took a look, pointed at Yang Gan and shouted, "That's him."
The leading soldier said angrily to Yang Qian, "You are so brave. You dare to shout about eating beef in broad daylight. I think you are tired of living. Come and take him away."
Several thick and thick soldiers in armor tried to drag Yang Qian up, but he was slightly dizzy at this moment. With a casual swing of his arms, the two soldiers were thrown out of the private room and rolled into a ball in the corridor.
The leading soldier suddenly became angry. Even though Yang Gan was wearing armor, eating beef was a serious crime. Without some background, there was no way he could be protected.
"Head, wait~~!" At this time, a soldier grabbed the arm of the leading soldier, and he squinted his eyes and looked at Yang Gan carefully.
"Xiaosi, what's wrong?"
"Head, this, this person seems to be a friend of General Tian. By the way, I remembered it." Xiao Si patted his head.
"Boss, do you still remember that we went to deal with the more than a thousand corpses of the Huns a few days ago?"
The leading soldier looked puzzled, "What is this?"
"I recognized him. I heard that a man with about fifty people killed more than a thousand Huns. Hundreds of Huns died in his hands alone."
"Hiss~~~!" Everyone, except the drunk ones, couldn't help but shiver. During the war, there must be some particularly brave people who kill the most people and have the most military exploits.
But ordinary people are usually very powerful if they can kill a few people on the battlefield. Those who can kill ten people in one battle are considered to be fierce men and elite troops.
At that time, General Tian led 10,000 people and the subsequent reinforcements were only 20,000. They only beheaded 3,500 people in total. This was already considered a great victory, but on average, there was not even a single head per soldier.
The leading soldier's calves trembled a little when he thought about seeing more than a thousand headless corpses with stinky smells. At that scene, it was not impossible for a timid person to faint immediately after seeing it. Blood flowed like a river, and almost the entire camp was covered with blood. dyed red.
"Colonel Yang, Colonel Yang?" The leading soldier walked up carefully and pushed Yang Qian.
But Yang Qian, who is now drunk, has long been dizzy. When listening to other people's words, he feels like he can't turn his head. Anyone who has drunk rice wine knows that this kind of wine is not high in alcohol, but it has a lot of stamina. Do you think it is drunk? not drunk? In fact, it will explode when it reaches a critical point.
Seeing the drunken men and women in the private room, the leading soldier became embarrassed. He saw that the other people were not ordinary people.
The Fujiko Jin siblings were fine, wearing coarse clothes, but the two drunk women were wearing silk, and one could tell at a glance that they were not ordinary women.
After a long silence, he called the boss over and whispered, "You already know about the person who just said he wanted to eat beef."
At this time, the store owner was obedient and kept nodding, "I know, I know, the great hero who killed the Huns."
"Yes, I guess he must have been drunk, so he was talking nonsense."
"I'm awake, I'm awake. When people ask, I know how to answer." The store owner nodded and bowed. He was not an idiot. He didn't have any emotional intelligence. How could he open a restaurant, even though he was not well-known.
Yuntong City is not big, but it is not small for an individual. Ordinary people don't know Yang Gan, but the soldiers do. Even if they don't know him, they have heard of his name. Many soldiers even know where Yang Gan lives.
Asking the shopkeeper to call out the ladies and daughters, it would be fine if Yang Qian and others carried her away, but the nature of this woman here is different. Men and women are not intimately related. If the governor makes a fuss, he and others will be sued.
Yang Qian's mansion.
A soldier's eyes widened and he said with envy, "Wow~~~The mansion Colonel Yang bought is really big."
The leading soldier sneered, "When you can take down more than a thousand Huns with fifty people, you can live in a place like this."
The joking soldier shrank his neck. Are you kidding? If there are fifty people on horseback and the opponent has twenty riders, he will have to flee. If there are ten riders, they can bump into each other, but they will definitely suffer some damage. .
When they came to the room, everyone was muttering in their hearts, how to distinguish them? Who knows who they know? They can be divided according to their clothes, but when they are drunk, the women wearing silk and the women wearing coarse cloth are holding each other's shoulders.
Xiaosi looked at the dilemma on his head and said with a smile, "It's actually very simple. Throw the man to lie on his side and all the women on Colonel Yang's bed. Maybe he will gain Captain Yang's respect in the future. I can listen." Other commanders said that General Tian is very fond of Colonel Yang."
The leading soldier looked at Xiaosi in surprise: "Is this the first time I've discovered that you are so smart?"
"What's the matter? It's not because you have trained me well, boss."
"Hey, Xiaosi, did you put honey on your mouth? Hahahaha, just do as you say." The leading soldier asked the store's wife and daughter to help the three girls and throw them onto Yang Qian's bed, and also took Yang Qian's armor by the way. Take it off and throw it in.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this bed is so big, it's almost as big as one of my tile-roofed houses." Xiao Si said sourly.
The leading soldier asked in surprise, "When did your family build a tile-roofed house?"
Xiaosi shrank his head, laughed a few times, and ran outside quickly, followed closely by the leading soldier. This kid must have picked up something in the Huns camp. Anyone who sees it has a share, and he will definitely squeeze out some oil and water.
It has been a long time since Yang Gan slept so comfortably. In his dream, he returned to his own world and finally became a homeowner. The hardware conditions for finding a partner in the future were solved.
He stood on the busy street and ran quickly towards a restaurant. He didn't want to think about anything now, he just wanted to eat his favorite meal of rice and a bowl of braised pork.
"Boss, let's have a bowl of rice, a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, Dongpo pork, and some winter melon and salty pork soup."
"Hey, I'm sorry, we only have steamed buns here."
Yang Gan picked up the steamed bun in a daze and was dumbfounded for a moment. Suddenly he became furious and threw the steamed bun directly on the boss's head. "Damn it, you open a restaurant and sell steamed buns."
"Boy, what are you talking about? Eating steamed buns for you is a compliment to you." After saying that, he slapped Yang Gan and woke him up.
Getting up from bed, Yang Gan squinted his eyes, rubbed his left cheek, and said vaguely, "My Dongpo pork, my white rice, I don't want steamed buns."
He saw a girl looking at him with red eyes, filled with tears. It was probably him who slapped her just now.
"Ziyun, what are you doing? Are you crazy?" After confirming that the pain on his face was real, Yang Gan was furious. He was so angry that he got out of bed and was slapped for no reason. His uncle could bear it, but his aunt couldn't. ah.
"You, you scoundrel, don't you know what your hands just did?"
Yang Gan looked at his palms in confusion, and instinctively grabbed a few handfuls. Unexpectedly, after seeing this action, Ziyun's cheeks felt like they were on fire.
"Huh?" At this time, Zhou Zhiyu also woke up. When she saw Yang Gan, her maid, and Ziyun lying on the bed, her mind went blank. She immediately checked her clothes and couldn't help but sigh. He breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ziyu, you, there's something on your chest." Fujiko Yun pursed her lips.
I saw a greasy handprint on Zhou Zhiyu's chest.
"Pa~~~!"
Yang Qian twitched the corner of his mouth, why am I always the unlucky one? I didn't do anything. He covered his cheeks with a look of despair on his face.
"What should we do? What should we do?" Fujiko said anxiously.
"Ziyun, don't think too much. I just saw it and was touched by this kid. If you don't tell me, no one will know. My clothes are still intact."
Zhou Zhiyu began to comfort Qi Ziyun, and Yang Gan pointed at the two women sadly and angrily, "I really didn't do anything. I just dreamed about eating, so I grabbed it randomly. I didn't know you were sleeping with me." .”
"You still said."
"Let you talk nonsense."
The two women's little pink fists hit Yang Qian like raindrops. At this time, the sound of knocking door knockers was heard outside, "Da da da~~!"
"Come on, damn, who's so early? He's sick." Yang Gan, who got up early in the morning, was in a state of shock.
"Guest, yours, ah~~~! Uh~~~The clothes are here." The shopkeeper of the tailor shop threw down the clothes as if he had seen a ghost and left quickly.
Why were so few people acting normal this morning? Yang Gan touched the area on his face that hurt from two slaps.
"Two little bitches, you are the only one who knows how to have sex, and I can also have sex~~~! Who is afraid of whom, that's not right~~~" Yang Gan reflected, it turned out that the reason why the tailor ran away was not because of fear. , but when they met, they saw two slap marks, and they must have run back to gossip.
After looking at the new clothes and feeling the silky feel, Yang Gan immediately became cautious. After wrapping the clothes, he took some firewood from the woodshed and threw it into the newly built bathroom.
When he picked up a knife and a stone, Yang Qian was completely dumbfounded. "Nah, what the hell is this? Even if you drill wood to make fire, you still need wood."
Helpless, I could only twist my nose and shout towards the door, "Ziyun, come help."
"If you don't go, who knows what ridiculous things you, a scoundrel like you, might do."
