The next morning, Lan Annuo faced the sunshine and said to Aotian and Lubai: "I will take you out to play today."
"real or fake?"
"Just say whatever you want to play."
Aotian: "Really! Then I want to go visit Washe. I heard that Washe is very lively!"
Lu Bai asked in confusion: "Heard? Brother Aotian, who did you hear it from? Why haven't I heard it?"
"Brother Aotian naturally has his own channels, so don't ask too many questions if you're still young."
Lu Bai flicked his tail and said, "Brother Aotian, you are obviously younger than me."
"Then you called me Brother Aotian, didn't you? Since calling me brother proves that I am older than you."
Lian Annuo glanced at him and said, "What are you planning?"
"Hey, Master, you really misunderstood me. How could I be so simple and kind-hearted that I could have evil intentions?
Isn’t it true that I’ve only heard of this but never actually seen it, so I’m a little curious about it?
Master, aren't you curious? "
"It's just some opera and vaudeville."
"Then I haven't seen it either! Think about it, I've been with you for so many years, but have I ever seen such a thing? Not to mention Lu Bai, who knows less than me?
You said that we will not all have the opportunity to see these novelties in the mortal world in the future. You just want to satisfy our curiosity this time! "
Lan Annuo: "Do you really want to go?"
Aotian nodded, Lan Annuo looked at Lubai, and Aotian felt his eyes indicate his agreement.
Seeing that both snakes had no objections, Lan Annuo nodded in agreement.
Lan Annuo casually asked for directions, and then took Aotian and Lubai out slowly.
The road is full of people coming and going, but there is always a clear path around Lan Annuo.
Lan Annuo didn't show any abnormality in the eyes of the people around him, and even bought a few candy figures under Aotian's command.
Seeing Lian Annuo disappearing with a wave of his hand, the unsuspecting people all took a breath.
I haven’t arrived at Wase yet, but I watched a play for free on the way.
"You little hooves, you didn't learn well at a young age, and you started hooking up when you were young. You are so shameless. You are indeed a bitch, with the same virtues as your mother." A hysterical scream came, and he was immediately awakened. The thought of Aotian Bagua kept encouraging the master to take a look.
Lan Annuo didn't move. After all, immortal cultivators had clear ears and eyesight, and could still hear what they were saying clearly even from a distance of dozens of meters.
"Bah, saying I'm flirting is not because you're ugly, so you're slandering me.
But that's right, look at how you look, your waist is almost as fat as a pig, your face is full of flesh, and your mouth is full of filth. If I were your husband, I would despise you. "
"I knew you really cared about my husband, why are you so shameless!
See if I don’t tear your bitch face off! "
“This is really the first time I’ve seen a woman who wishes her husband had cheated on her!
Who cares about your husband? Why don't you look at my good figure and my flowery face that you can like your husband!
Phew, it really is a toad that wants to eat swan meat. It looks ugly but wants to be beautiful! "
"You, a person of thousands* or ten thousand*, have the nerve to say it. You don't even look at your virtue. Who among us dares to marry you?"
"You think I treat that stone as a treasure like you!
Aren't you just jealous that I look better than you and speak better than you, and are you afraid that the man I find in the future will be better than that good-for-nothing of yours? "
"Am I jealous of you? What am I jealous of you for? My man is so promising and takes me to the popular food and drink. It's a joke for me to be jealous of your small body."
"Who doesn't know how to tell lies? Your man is just a gangster, and he leads you to live a good life. It's a joke."
"Tch, what do you know, a bitch? Now my men are working for adults. In the future, our family will be very rich, and you will never be able to catch up."
"Tch, isn't it just to do things for adults? I will directly find a manager to marry in the future, why are you so proud?"
The woman attacked her with vicious words: "Don't worry about others looking up to you. If you don't sell your tofu properly every day, you are very charming, just like a coquettish fox. You don't know how many men you have hooked up with behind your back? Maybe you are like this Your whole body has been ruined?"
"What? Are you envious? But that's right. After all, I have something you can never ask for in your life."
"Huh, I envy you. You are just a joke. Look, let's see what this is!" After saying that, he rolled up his sleeves and revealed a gold bracelet three fingers wide on his wrist.
Sure enough, the next second the woman heard the frightened gasps of the people around her.
"Just this gold bracelet on my wrist is enough to sell you two or three lifetimes of tofu."
"You can't be lying, right?"
"Sure enough, you are just a short-sighted person. You haven't even seen anything good. It seems that the people you hooked up with are really stingy towards you!"
"Yes, yes, your man is so generous. Not only did he buy one for you, but he also bought one for your sister-in-law. Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's really enviable! It would be great if he could also be generous and give one to me sometime." He shook his head enviously.
People around him cheered: "Yes, we want one too!"
"It's fine if it's a little thinner than yours!"
"That's right, my man even treated your man to a drink back then! Your man is so generous, why don't you give us one too!"
"Ahhhh, you bitch is talking nonsense! I'm going to tear your mouth apart."
"Yes, yes, I'm talking nonsense, your man hasn't given it away yet." After saying that, he shook his head.
When she said this, the people around her began to discuss it in a whirlwind manner: "I heard that his eldest sister-in-law originally fell in love with him, but she didn't expect that she ended up marrying his eldest brother."
"What? I heard that the two of them were originally a couple, but their eldest brother fell in love with her and separated them because of trouble at home."
"There is such a thing. No wonder he used to be courteous in front of his elder sister-in-law. I thought he wanted to help his elder brother with work."
"Don't tell me that his sister-in-law looks much better than his mother-in-law."
"No, back then it was just a flower in the village."
"Hey, you said that his eldest brother is dying now, and then..."
"Hey, who knows?"
After listening to the words of the people around her, the anger in the woman's heart became more and more intense, her eyes turned red, she looked up to the sky and shouted, "I gave him children and gave him money to get such a good job, but he actually dared to If you treat me like this, I won’t tear your skin off when you go back!"
"Hey, I also want to see him go to his elder brother's house. I don't know what will happen?"
As soon as the woman heard this, she immediately thought of the dirty things between them. She didn't care about anything and wanted to run away, but she was blocked by her.
"Get out of my way!"
"You can get out of the way and pay me the money. If you don't pay me today, you won't be able to leave."
The woman was so anxious that she took out a few coins from her pocket and wanted to leave, but how could a woman
Let her go and say, "Not enough."
"You bitch, you are relying on me, right?"
"give or not?"
The woman was anxious to see what her man was doing, thinking that if the monk could escape, he could not escape from the temple, and they would find someone to deal with her later, but he was just a shabby tofu seller, so she threw away a small silver ingot in pain. On the ground, he pushed her hard to the ground and ran away.
The others looked at each other, ignoring the woman who was pushed to the ground, and followed them carrying their own vegetable baskets and companions.
Most of the people left quickly.
Lu Bai saw the woman with her head lowered and couldn't see her expression clearly, and said, "She is so pitiful!"
Aotian: "That's not necessarily the case!"
"Is it possible that Brother Aotian knows something?"
Aotian said with a mysterious face: "There is a kind of person who looks soft and weak, but is not simple at all on the inside. Maybe he can stab you in the back when you relax your vigilance.
Lu Bai, you have to know that women are not easy to mess with. If you hate this kind of creature, you will never have a Sabbath in your life. "
"Is it that serious?"
"That's natural. Women are more powerful than monsters, especially women like our master. You can't mess with them."
Lan Annuo made a move, and Aotian was forced to shut up in an instant.
