He is old, his legs and feet are not very flexible, he walks slowly, and is inevitably a bit verbose. Housekeeper Wu kept chattering all the way, and Wei Qi Shiqi almost couldn't answer the questions. Fortunately, he was prepared and made up his origin. There was no leakage, at least that's what he thought. The soldiers came to cover up the water and the earth, and finally got over it.
Name: Han Mu
Age: three hundred and twenty-two
Birthplace: Peach Blossom Valley
Origin: Tail-Eating Snake
Occupation: Slave hunter
Resume: Before the age of three hundred, he practiced in the mountains and did not distinguish between the sun and the moon; in the twenty years after the age of three hundred, he watched the deep sea and traveled north along the coast to learn slang; when he arrived in the deserted northern city, he engaged in slave hunting and walked alone , enjoy yourself.
The experience is simple, a countryman comes to the city, a new arrival, and he is stunned. Wei Shiqi has shaped himself into this image and tried his best to cover up the flaws. As for whether he can hide it from the other party and get the effect, he can only do his best and let fate.
Three hundred years of practice is mediocre. The demon slave is not good at magic. It is nothing more than swallowing the spiritual energy of the world and stretching the strength of the muscles and bones. Every time there are alien species in the wild mountains and forests of Da Yingzhou, three punches and two feet are used to smash and make sheep cry. This level is not Not surprising. Butler Wu was very interested in his traveling career, so Wei Shiqi described in detail the southern abyssal sea, the wolf-toothed fish, the man, and the sea baby beast. These are all sea monsters that have never been seen in the far north. Wu The housekeeper listened with great interest, stroking his goat's beard frequently and laughing.
Climbing higher and higher around the snow-capped mountains, he walked all the way, and kept talking. In the end, Wei Shiqi was so exhausted that he was at a loss for words. Finally, he arrived in front of a cave in Shangcheng District, where he was greeted by several gorgeous maids. In front of me, I supported Butler Wu and kept chattering, his mouth was so sweet that honey dripped from his mouth. Steward Wu smiled gleefully, feeling disrespectful to his elders. He touched this and pinched that, squinted his eyes and picked at it for a while, then ordered Huaping to settle Wei Shiqi down well, and not to neglect the guests and make others laugh.
Wei Shiqi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, said goodbye, and followed the painting screen towards the depths of the cave.
Wu Guanjia's cave was as warm as spring and very spacious. There was a bright pearl hanging every few steps. Looking at it, it was unbelievable. It was extremely luxurious. Wei Shiqi couldn't help but ask. He covered his mouth with a painting screen and said disapprovingly. His deserted northern city is close to the abyss, and it is very easy to obtain a pearl in the sea. Its size is nothing, but there is a pearl as big as a watermelon in the patriarch's cave, which is an unparalleled treasure in the world.
Wei Shiqi imagined the "pearl as big as a watermelon" and burst into laughter.
The painting screen leads Wei Shiqi into a cave. There are more than a dozen pearls hanging from the ceiling. The four walls are covered with soft animal skins. The tables, chairs, and couches are all made of wood. They are simple and unsophisticated. Although there are no complicated patterns, the details are exquisite. It's extremely thoughtful and hard to find fault with. Huaping invited the distinguished guests to sit down, served hot tea, and greeted them very attentively. Wei Shiqi drank too much wine, and his mouth was dry. He drank a large pot of tea, burped, waved his hand and left Huaping. , fell down on the low couch and fell asleep.
After looking at the painting screen for a few times, he flattened his mouth and thought to himself, what a rude person who has no idea of his own interests!
In the early morning of the next day, Huaping summoned a maid in green clothes and carried a food box to the entrance of the cave. She heard thunderous snoring inside, and the guest was still lying in bed. She was impatient to wait for a long time, so she ordered the maid to serve her well and went to find her companions. What a joke.
Wei Shiqi didn't wake up until late in the evening. He lay with his eyes open for a while, then jumped off the low couch to stretch his muscles. The maid heard the sound and hurriedly brought water and tea, serving him attentively. Wei Shiqi wiped his face carelessly, took a sip of warm tea, and swallowed it. Only then did he realize that the maid was holding the saliva bowl and looked embarrassed. It turned out that the warm tea was for gargling her mouth. He laughed a few times, didn't care, drank it all in one go, and put the teacup on the table.
After sleeping for a long time, I was quite hungry. The little maid didn't wait for his instructions and obediently took out the food and wine from the food box. A pot of wine and four dishes. The utensils were exquisite and the aroma was so fragrant that it made people move their index fingers.
Such a familiar scene, in a daze, Wei Shiqi thought that he was back in Dongming City again, in the Song of Silence, "The colorful sleeves held the jade bell diligently, but the beauty was drunk in the past", the past events were so vivid, so close before his eyes. He woke up immediately and sighed softly, the demon slaves are so vulgar, these food, clothing and utensils should be inherited from the desolate north city's deity's enjoyment in the past!
While he was thinking about it, footsteps sounded, and Lu Ya stepped into the cave with high spirits and laughed loudly: "I was just thinking about it, but you are already here!"
Wei Shiqi cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Thanks to Mr. Lu's respect, I dare not obey my order." Although his words were polite, his actions did not show any sign. He still sat still, only picked up the wine bottle and poured a glass of wine for Lu Ya. Raise your hand.
The maid standing by was secretly shocked. This guest was so arrogant and could be so rude. She glanced at Lu Ya timidly and saw that he was not displeased. Then she breathed a sigh of relief and treated Wei Shiqi a little more. Awe.
Lu Ya seemed to be aware of her gaze, looked back, frowned, and said, "Didn't Butler Wu say that Huaping is waiting here?"
Are you there? Where is she? "
The little maid was startled, her knees softened and she fell to the ground, not daring to say anything. Lu Ya snorted coldly, waved his hand to order her to get up, and quickly went to call Huaping. The little maid was relieved and hurriedly retreated.
Lu Ya and Wei Shiqi were joking and drinking. After a while, Huaping hurried over, his face as pale as paper. Housekeeper Wu didn't say it clearly. She only thought that Wei Shiqi was a distant relative of Daqiu Feng from the Snow Wolf Clan. She ignored him briefly and didn't take it very seriously. However, she never expected that he was actually a valued guest of Lu Ya.
Lu Yali ignored her and toasted Wei Shiqi with a glass of wine and said casually: "Huaping is the maid trained by Butler Wu. She seems tolerable. How about I give it to Brother Han to warm the bed?"
When Huaping heard it, it was like hearing thunder, his body trembled, and his face turned whiter and whiter.
Wei Shiqi was slightly startled. He didn't know why he was so generous. How could a slave hunter be treated so favorably? Could it be a temptation? Or did Yang Ming get beaten up so hard yesterday that he started trying to recruit her?
He didn't bother to think too much. No matter what his intentions were, he would just accept it first. Master, could it be that he was afraid of a little maid? He raised his wine cup and offered another toast to Lu Ya, smiling happily.
Lu Ya didn't look at the painting screen, and he never mentioned the sheep's cry. He only told some anecdotes about the sea monster king in the far north. The lamprey gave birth to nine heads, and the four-legged sea snake flew across the sky, like a giant that covered the sky and the sun. Dragons, seas, and hippopotamuses set foot on the snowy plains covered with thousands of miles of ice. Lands collapsed and the ground cracked. A mermaid shed her fish head, revealing a voluptuous beauty, but her legs turned into fish tails... Speaking of the fun part, the table banged. The dishes were beating.
After three drinks, the cups and plates were in a mess. Lu Ya ordered Huaping to remove the food boxes, serve hot tea, and wait outside. Wei Shiqi knew that the show was finally on the stage.
Lu Ya took a sip of the tea soup and said, "Thousands of years ago, the Kraken invaded Huangbei City in large numbers. Led by the Haihema and Chiyou tribes, they besieged the city for several months before returning in defeat."
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