Su Xian, who was slightly distracted, shattered the image of "Princess Lanling rolling on the ground in pain" that he had made up in his mind, and then bowed and said:
"Princess Yingming, the effect of brown sugar ginger tea is here, but it cannot cure it, it can only greatly relieve it. It is best to use hot compress..."
"As expected!"
Princess Lanling nodded slowly, then said with a smile:
"There is not much hope for a radical cure for me. After all, many imperial doctors are at their wits' end. It would be great to be able to greatly alleviate the pain caused by the attack!"
"..."
Su Xian nodded, thinking that this kind of pain could not be cured even in the 21st century, let alone ancient times where conditions were worse.
Immediately, Su Xian felt that the current scene was too ridiculous.
He was unmarried, and Lan Ling was unmarried, and they still lived in the same room, just the two of them.
What's even weirder is that they were still talking about embarrassing topics in a serious manner...
Su Xian shook his head, there was always an unreal feeling, like in a dream.
"Why does Su Wenxue...know so much about women?" Princess Lanling asked suddenly, with a look of confusion and suspicion on her face.
After all, the brown sugar is dedicated to the one in the palace, so you must be extremely careful.
"Well……"
Su Xian was stuck for a moment, but fortunately he reacted quickly and explained immediately:
"Princess Rongzhen, what I know is actually from books. I actually know only a little bit about it."
"In the book?" Lanling frowned and thought for a moment, then asked, ""Essential Techniques for Qi Min"?"
"That's right! The princess is wise!"
Su Xian first shot a rainbow fart, and then explained:
"There is a section in that book that records the method of producing brown sugar from sugar cane, and discusses the efficacy of brown sugar in detail..."
"..."
Su Xianyi kept talking nonsense and pulled in a lot of modern health knowledge to make up the numbers.
For example, "keep warm and avoid eating cold food", "eat more meat, red dates, fruits and vegetables", "do not exercise strenuously, do not massage", "pay attention to hygiene and change pads frequently" and so on.
These are basic common sense.
Su Xianben has not studied it carefully, but in the era of information explosion, it is inevitable that various inquiries will get into people's ears.
But it was obvious that Su Xian was happy.
The main reason was that Princess Lanling maintained a great interest in this, and listened carefully with a serious look on her face, which made Su Xian feel that she was being taken seriously...
Then he drifted away, and the words "panty pad" came out of his mouth.
He didn't even notice it himself.
But Princess Lanling listened very carefully and silently remembered words she didn't understand. After Su Xian finished speaking, she immediately asked:
“What are pads?”
"Protect... protect... uh..."
Su Xian was stuck again. He was sure that if Princess Lanling knew the function of the pads, she would not ask so directly.
The ignorant are fearless.
Facing her eyes full of curiosity, Su Xian made many gestures and gestures, but he couldn't explain clearly.
Princess Lanling was also a little dizzy because of him. Finally, she waved her hand to stop Su Xian who was "dancing like a master" and suggested:
"Since Su Wenxue can't explain it clearly, why not find a real object to demonstrate its function? What do Su Wenxue think?"
"..."
"Your Majesty..."
Su Xian was stunned on the spot.
Find a physical demonstration?
Damn it!
How to demonstrate this?
Who plays?
Who sees it?
Who will operate it?
Su Xian tried to imagine that scene, and then his whole body was agitated... He couldn't think about it anymore.
"What's the difficulty?"
Princess Lanling looked at Su Xian strangely, and suddenly remembered that Su Xian seemed a little shy, so she said: "No one else is needed, just me. Su Wenxue can use me to demonstrate."
"..."
With that said, Lan Ling slowly stood up.
She has a gorgeous figure, and is extremely beautiful... However, she asked Su Xian to demonstrate on her what a pad is?
Su Xian twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, stretched out his hands forward, and shouted loudly: "No princess!"
The princess was stunned and asked: "Why?"
In Princess Lanling's view, the pad should be used with brown sugar ginger tea. If you offer brown sugar ginger tea to the palace lady, then the pad must be indispensable.
Therefore, she must find out what a pad is and what it does!
This is the same as her personally choosing a face for the Queen. This kind of thing cannot be left to others and must be done by herself.
"Princess Rong... Panty pads are... extremely private to women, just like that... that..."
"..."
Su Xian raised his eyes and glanced at the princess's gorgeous palace dress.
The waves are rough.
Viewed horizontally, it looks like a ridge and a peak on the side.
Although he couldn't see through the princess's dress, the image of those gorgeous little clothes still appeared in front of his eyes.
"What is that?"
Princess Lanling's face fell slightly.
Su Xian hesitated and hesitated, which made her gradually become impatient.
But she immediately regained her composure and said pleasantly:
"I said that Su Wenxu can speak freely, and there is no need to worry about me getting angry. Su Wenxue can just say whatever he wants."
"..."
This is what you said, don't blame me... Su Xian also went all out and kept submissive. He himself felt unhappy, so he said directly:
"Panty pads to women are like those... obscene garments!"
"..."
call!
Su Xian breathed a sigh of relief and finally said it.
At this time, Princess Lanling was completely stunned... The pad was like a sacrificial garment, and just now she wanted someone to demonstrate it, and what's more, she even wanted to do it herself.
This, this, this...
Even though Princess Lanling has a strong aura to support her, she can't help but blush and feel ashamed at this moment... After all, she is an unmarried girl!
Su Xian was already broken. He ignored the stunned and blushing princess and said directly:
"To make it easier for the princess to understand, I can draw a simple diagram. The princess will know the function of the pad at a glance!"
"okay!"
After Su Xian got the permission, he walked up to the side of the desk, took out a pen and paper, dipped it in ink and drew a long, slightly curved object on the rice paper.
After finishing the painting, he thought for a while, there was no glue in ancient times, so it couldn't stick to it, so Su Xian drew several strokes on the front and back of the long object.
】
This is the frenulum.
Su Xian's painting skills are not very good, but he has learned them in the county school before, and he can barely catch the eye.
Furthermore, this thing is not something with a complex structure. He sketched it with a few strokes, and a triangular-looking object appeared on the paper...
At this time, Princess Lanling had barely suppressed her shyness and couldn't help but come over to look at Su Xian's paintings.
At one glance, Princess Lanling instantly understood where this triangular-looking thing should be worn.
Then that protective pad, where does it protect? Where is the cushion? Everything is clear and clear at this moment.
She twitched the corner of her mouth fiercely.
And resisted the urge to turn away and scold Su Xian on the spot.
Immediately afterwards, a powerful and uncontrollable shyness emerged from her heart and spread all over her body in an instant.
Because she remembered what she had just said——
Demonstrate for yourself how pads work.
…
Just now, Su Xian said that panty liners were like undergarments, and she didn't think anything of it, but now... this is nothing compared to undergarments... It's so shameful!
I felt so ashamed.
Related pictures could not help but appear in front of my eyes...
