Daliang·Yingzhou·Leshou County.
It was noon and the sun was blazing in the sky.
A steamer-like heat wave enveloped the whole city.
In the southeast corner of the county seat, under the earth-yellow city wall, there is a bluestone street with a width of more than ten feet, and pedestrians are lazily walking on it.
Street shops and roadside stalls; bustling hawking sounds; the aroma of steamed cakes permeating the air; the hotel waiter enthusiastically shouted: "Master, please come in..."
puff!
Suddenly, an eight-foot-tall young man wearing a Confucian shirt threw himself straight into the street, lying on his back in the middle of the street, splashing dust scattering in all directions.
"This nerd Su Xian fainted again!" passers-by shouted, and they immediately surrounded him three levels inside and three outside.
"Why does Su Xian always faint?"
"What else could it be because of, it's just tofu Xishike."
"This nerd, I've told him to move a long time ago..."
"..."
Su Xian was lying on the street unable to move, as if his body did not belong to him.
My head felt like it had been hit hard with a hammer, and it felt like it had been ripped open.
My mouth felt like I had swallowed a mountain of fire alive, it was dry and thirsty.
Confused and groggy.
"Didn't I look for information in the provincial library? Why... I seem to have fallen on the way home..."
After slowly regaining consciousness, Su Xian thought drowsily: "This fall was so severe, why didn't anyone come to help me?"
I don’t know how much time has passed.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a clear blue sky, but the scorching sun was very dazzling. He subconsciously wanted to cover it with his hands, but found that he couldn't even move his fingers...
After my body recovered a little, I twisted my neck with great effort, and found a group of people in ancient costumes gathering around, pointing and whispering.
Is this coming to the set?
Or was it a prank?
"Su Xian is awake!" Everyone noticed the movement of his head turning and were greatly frightened. They took a step back as if to avoid the god of plague.
"The nerds have been suppressed, please don't go there!"
"Mom..." A child was so frightened that she threw herself into her mother's arms.
"..."
Su Xian's lips moved, unable to make a sound.
So what's going on, acting?
Or traveled through time?
He felt uncomfortable all over and felt like he was about to die, but these people didn't come to save him. It seemed like the situation was not good.
He wanted to shout "Help", but even though he opened his mouth, no sound came out.
Someone come and give me a hand!
I'm going to the hospital!
Help!
Finally, a tall and thick man approached slowly. He looked like a butcher and turned back three times.
Su Xian was relieved that someone finally came to help.
"Butcher Hu, you idiot, aren't you afraid of death? Come back quickly!"
"I have a strong destiny and strong yang energy, so I am not afraid!"
Having said that, Butcher Hu came closer, only took a look, turned around and ran back, saying to everyone: "The bookworm must be thirsty, his lips are peeling. By the way, the weather today is not ordinary..."
After hearing this, Su Xian's lips moved slightly. He was indeed very thirsty!
But after waiting for a while, no one brought water, which made him depressed. So did the butcher say nonsense?
However, he could only twist his neck and could not make a sound...
After a while, an old man walked out of the crowd of onlookers, holding a coarse porcelain bowl in his hand.
Su Xian caught a glimpse of the clear water splashing in the rough porcelain bowl, and hope ignited in his heart again. This old man had a kind face and kind eyes, and he was a good person at first sight!
"Don't go, old man. Come back quickly, it's dangerous!" Someone held the old man's hand.
"Don't be afraid, I'm already seventy, and the tofu Xishi can't defeat me. This child Su Xian, I watched him grow up, and his parents entrusted me with their care before they died..."
After all, the old man came tremblingly, holding a coarse porcelain bowl and scattering the food all the way. What a waste.
Su Xian's thirsty and flaky lips moved, imagining the pleasure of sweet spring flowing into his throat.
However, this old man walks really slowly...
It's finally close!
His wrinkled old face was extremely kind. He slowly squatted down and prepared to feed him water.
Su Xian was so moved that he wanted to cry. It seemed that the old man was kind-hearted!
"Tofu Xishi is out!"
At this time, a sudden shout was like a thunderbolt from the blue.
The old man's half-crouched body froze for an instant, and he turned his head to look to the side. The thick porcelain bowl was hovering a foot away from him.
Su Xian swallowed hard and stared straight at the bowl.
"Tofu Xishi shows up... Wow, everyone, run!"
"Wait for me, you heartless person, wait for me..."
"..."
There were bursts of howling ghosts and howls, as well as the sound of distant footsteps.
Su Xian secretly thought that something was going to happen.
Sure enough, at the age of seventy, the old man broke out with a sprint speed of 100 meters and disappeared from Su Xian's sight in the blink of an eye!
As for the rough porcelain bowl...
Su Xian watched helplessly as it made a perfect "free fall", and then there was a "pop" sound of the porcelain breaking in his ears.
Su Xian was so angry!
He really wanted to curse, what a tofu beauty, he actually missed that bowl of sweet water!
I was feeling extremely angry, and the light in front of my eyes suddenly dimmed.
Looking closely, it turned out that there was a person squatting beside me, wearing a white gauze veil on her head. Through the white gauze, she could vaguely see that she was a woman!
The most important thing is that she is holding a large blue and white porcelain bowl in both hands.
Water!
Su Xian's smoking lips opened wide.
The woman took her time and placed the big bowl on the ground. Then she lifted up the white gauze on both sides and stuck it on the brim of her hat.
At this moment, Su Xian's already wide mouth expanded again, and his dull eyes became three points brighter.
This woman is actually a big... beautiful woman!
But see——
Her face is hibiscus, her eyes are peach blossoms, and her eyebrows are curved, showing her daughter's charm.
Cherry mouth, gourd rhinoceros teeth, a slight smile can make the geese fall and the fish sink.
The most important thing is her skin. Cutting into soft tofu is not enough to describe it, it has to be lactone tofu!
Su Xian can be regarded as someone who has read countless beauties on the Internet. Although his face is exquisite, it lacks a sense of reality after all, and the person in front of him...
"do not be afraid."
This sound is so charming that it can drip water.
The woman leaned over and held Su Xian's head with one hand. She picked up the large blue and white porcelain bowl with the other hand and slowly came closer.
Gudong!
Gudong!
Su Xian swallowed the sweet water in big mouthfuls.
Lips that are thirsty and flaky are irrigated like dry land.
The cool water is like newly melted ice and snow, extinguishing the "sparks" in the throat.
"Drink slowly, don't be in a hurry, there's more..." The woman whispered softly.
The symptoms of dry mouth and tongue were relieved, and his mind became clearer. He couldn't help but think: "Tofu Xi Tzu, could this woman be what they call Tofu Xi Tzu?"
"She looks nice, but why...well, wait, did I travel through time? Or was I hit by a prank? Someone tell me!"
"..."
After drinking the last sip of water, waves of fatigue came over me like a tide, which I couldn't resist.
Su Xian's eyes darkened and he fell asleep.
…
I don’t know how much time has passed.
"Ah...help!"
Su Xian woke up from the nightmare and sat up directly, with cold sweat covering his head and face.
He took a few deep breaths and waved his sleeves to wipe the sweat.
"Eh? Why are these sleeves so long!"
"And these clothes, this quilt, this... room!"
He lifted the quilt and got out of bed, looking blankly at the entire room.
Lacquered wood and carved furniture; lake green embroidered bed tents; artistic flower and bird paintings hanging on the walls; and wooden cabinets and... handicrafts on wooden shelves?
Wait, there's a dresser in there?
Su Xian walked over and took a closer look. There was a bronze mirror standing on the dressing table. The surface of the mirror was smooth but the picture was not very clear.
Under the bronze mirror is a small exquisite box that looks like a dowry.
There was an exquisite grate on the countertop. When I picked it up, I saw that there was a length of black hair entangled between the teeth of the grate...
"Did I really travel through time?"
Putting down the grate, Su Xian said to himself: "If it really happened through time, why is there no memory of the original owner?"
"By the way, you'll understand when you look in the mirror!"
He took off the bronze mirror on the dressing table, held it in his hand, and looked left and right.
The image is not deformed, but it is not very clear, but it can be seen from it that he has a handsome face like a beauty, and his complexion is a little pale...
Fortunately, his eyebrows were as sharp as a knife, and they were heroic sword eyebrows, which restored some of his masculinity.
"This face is very different from the previous face..."
Su Xian was holding a bronze mirror in his hand and was "looking at himself in pity" when the door of the room was suddenly pushed open and two women walked in one after the other.
The effervescent beauty in the front is exactly the Tofu Xi Tzu who fed him water.
As for the woman in the back...the man, with a waist as big as a bucket and a fleshy face, I have never seen her before.
"Master Su, what are you..."
Tofu Xishi was stunned, glanced at the bronze mirror Su Xian held in front of him, and then looked at Su Xian himself.
The female man behind also looked strange.
"Uh... hello... no, you... your..."
Su Xian was basically certain that he had indeed traveled through time.
He had once had a secondary fantasy of traveling back to ancient times, roaming the world, ruling the country, and living a shameless and impetuous life with a group of wives and concubines.
But now he is very uncomfortable with it.
"Your mirror." Su Xian felt ups and downs and wanted to put it back on the dressing table.
"I don't dare to trouble the young master, let me do it for you." Tofu Xishi came with a smile and took the bronze mirror with both hands.
concubine? !
She actually called herself my concubine! !
Su Xianru was struck by lightning, his heart beat faster, and he thought, could this tofu beauty be his... wife?
The emotions in his heart were already fluctuating, so without thinking deeply, he rashly believed that Tofu Xishi calling herself "concubine" meant that she was his wife.
In this case... Su Xian looked around the room.
Well, it shows that the family is quite wealthy. This furniture and bed tent are obviously not something that ordinary people can enjoy.
He had just woken up, and his body was a little weak. He felt a little tired after standing for such a while, so he walked to the gorgeous embroidery and sat down. It was so soft!
As soon as Tofu Xishi put the bronze mirror in place, she turned around and saw him sitting down.
Uh-huh!
In an instant, her lotus face turned red, but she didn't say anything, and even grabbed the man who wanted to stop her.
"Mr. Su, are you feeling better? Why did you suddenly faint on the street today?" Tofu Xishi asked.
puff!
Su Xian collapsed on the large embroidered couch in a "big" shape, and said confusedly: "I don't know, I can't remember a lot of things. I feel like I've lost my memory!"
For now, pretending to have amnesia is the best way.
[This book is empty, no need to worry about the names of characters; qcqs; a newbie, please collect it, please vote for recommendation]
