"Please bean sack..." Although she was complaining about Shizuka Hiratsuka's increasingly unreliable style in her heart, Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help but said: "Teacher Hiratsuka, what do you mean when you say she is becoming a samurai? What do you mean?"
Could this be the reason why the other party came to find them today?
"Huh..." As if she knew someone would be curious, as soon as the second lady finished speaking, Shizuka Hiratsuka blew out a smoke ring again and said: "How should I explain to you? I don't mean to become a samurai. The other party will become those Warring States warriors in your impression, but it refers to a spirit, or a trait..."
"Trait?"
"Well..." Looking at the puzzled expressions of everyone, Hiratsuka Shizu nodded quite calmly and said: "You should have heard of this kind of story, right? In ancient times, when noble warriors were traveling around, the people Everyone will pay homage..."
Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."
That's because samurai have swords! ?
If he hadn't been able to offend this hot-blooded female teacher who seemed to be suffering from a secondary school syndrome, he would have really wanted to complain.
"Of course..." However, he just thought about it in his heart, but Hiratsuka Shizu seemed to know his thoughts and continued: "Perhaps some of you think that it is because the people cannot resist the power of the samurai. , then there will be a situation where people just bow to you..."
Hikigaya Hachiman: "???"
Could this woman have evolved the ability to read minds?
"But is this really the case?" Fortunately, Hiratsuka Shizu did not learn face reading from Sougo Doma, so she didn't know what Hikigaya was thinking, but continued: "You should all Have you ever heard of the Samurai Group saying this? Then do you know why they say this?"
"Um?"
"That's because samurai are attracted to each other and are the easiest group to gather into a group..."
"Eh!?" Hearing this, Natsukawa Masuo suddenly felt sleepy: "Obviously, the Substitute and the Substitute are attracted to each other..."
Hikigaya Hachiman: "???"
He felt that the other party's words sounded familiar just now. Isn't this JOJO Ma? By the way, did this white-haired beauty like the eldest lady reveal something? And it was exposed so easily?
"Ahem..." Shizuka Hiratsuka was also helpless. As a lover of hot-blooded comics, and she often eavesdropped on what was being discussed in the service department, she unknowingly said: "Don't interrupt, I When I say that samurai are attracted to each other, I mean that most samurai have a certain trait..."
"So..." Hearing this, the corners of Yukinoshita Yukino's eyes began to twitch: "What exactly is the trait you are talking about?"
"..." Regarding this, Hiratsuka Shizuka became silent for a rare moment, and she looked serious. However, just after a while, she scratched her head and said with a smile: "Actually, I don't know that kind of thing. What are the characteristics..."
After hearing this, everyone who originally thought that the other party would have something to say suddenly felt as if a flock of crows were flying over their heads, shouting "Baga, Baga...".
If this was the world of comedy, I'm afraid they would all be skating together, right?
I don’t know if I can talk for so long?
The corners of Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes were twitching crazily - this woman is really suffering from chuunibyou, right?
"I'm not a samurai..." But before they could say anything, Hiratsuka Shizuka said: "And I've only seen such rumors, but..."
"but?"
"Can't you feel it?" Hiratsuka Shizuka put on a serious face again: "The attractive thing about Mr. Tsurumi, whether it's his resolute face, his eyes that always look straight ahead, or that... A small body that is unwavering but able to stand upright, and..."
"This can only mean that the other party has become better..." Hearing this, Yukinoshita Yukino interrupted with some disapproval. There was no way, after all: "Although this is not bad, I don't think..." It can be given The other party has changed so much, especially his situation.
But before she could finish her words, Hiratsuka Shizuka pointed in front of her.
Fang Dao: "Perhaps, you should see how the other party deals with the Zaimu Seat..."
"Huh?" Yukinoshita Yukino was stunned. What else could she do? Of course, she would ignore that weirdo. Wait, if she ignored it, that weirdo named Zaimokuza should have come back. How could it be?
Thinking of this, the second lady subconsciously moved her gaze away, only to see:
"Did someone ask you to come here and do this?" Tsurumi, who was unwilling to talk to anyone at first... the little sister actually stretched out her hand to Zaimokuza and smiled, although Yukinoshita couldn't hear the other person's words. What to say, but this change is too big, right?
"No, no one..." Zaimuzha said shivering, ha, the real world is really scary, even elementary school students are scary: "No one really asked me to do this..."
But before he could finish his words, Tsurumi's "little gentleman" showed a serious face: "Then why did you come here and call yourself a general?"
Even scarier!
"I, I just..."
"Dang..." However, while he was hesitating, Tsurumi said with a fist to the "little gentleman": "I understand, you must think this is handsome? Right? How pitiful..."
"..." Zaimuzha-san choked. He was actually called pitiful by a primary school student? In other words, the other party was laughing at his second grade: "I'm just..." Not pitiful!
"I'm sorry..." But as soon as he opened his mouth, Tsurumi "Little Mr." interrupted: "When I say pitiful, I don't mean your actions and thoughts..."
"Eh? What does that mean?"
"It refers to the education you received..."
Zaimuzha-san: "..."
Doesn’t this still mean the same thing?
"That's not right either..." But before he could say anything, Tsurumi "Little Mr." tilted his head as if he was thinking: "Should it be the influence of the surrounding environment on you or something else?"
"Huh?" For some reason, Zaimuza suddenly felt that he should change his identity with the other person. He was obviously a primary school student, so why could his words be so incomprehensible to others?
Just when he was about to feel ashamed, Tsurumi "Little Mr." spoke again: "By the way, do you have a goal?"
"What?"
"That's the goal..." Seeing Zaimokuza's confused face, Tsurumi's "little gentleman" actually frowned and said, "What do you want to do in the future? Who do you want to be?"
No wonder she frowned. Even a primary school student knew how to answer this kind of question, but the other party...
"Does it count to be a rich man?"
"Of course..." Mr. Tsurumi did not laugh at the other person's dream. Instead, he asked the other person as if he was thinking: "Become a rich man? Then what do you think you can do?" What about becoming a rich man?"
"this……"
"We can't just go up to people and claim to be some kind of general like we do now, right?"
"I……"
"Since you have such a lofty goal, you should start from now on and plan what you will do in the future..."
"..."
"Of course, you can tell me that the world of adults is not as easy as I thought..."
Zaimuzha: "..."
Although he didn't want to say such words, he always felt that his words had been blocked. Damn it, can someone come and save him?
Today’s primary school students…
