"Who knows? Maybe it's because spring is here..." Sougo Doma didn't realize at all that he was slandering the gorilla, so much so that he put on an expression of "I'm only telling you, don't tell others": "Anyway, that's what I saw, and Hiratsuka-sensei also saw it, so..."
"so?"
"She must be afraid that she will be harassed, right?" Sougo Doma said again matter-of-factly: "After all, human laws can't control gorillas. If something really happens, then we can only force Mr. Kondo to go there." die……"
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..."
Isn't this punishment more severe?
"Eh?" Danzi said: "So Mr. Kondo will be forcibly dealt with?"
"No..." Sougo Toma shook his head: "I should say he can't do it yet, but thanks to his good luck, he hasn't met anyone who likes to be more serious so far..."
"Tsuchima..." At this time, even Hiratsuka Shizuka couldn't stand listening anymore. Has he never met anyone who likes to be more serious? The other party clearly met someone he couldn't beat!
"Right..." But just as she started to speak, Sougo Doma interrupted: "Maybe it's because the animals themselves are strong. The woman whom Kondo the boss is obsessed with is very strong..."
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..."
Are these what she wants to say?
"Powerful?" This really surprised Danzi. Others don't know how strong Sougo Tsuchima is. How can he not know if he does too much? Not to mention that because of Oni-chan, Kondo Gym is like going home to her. Everyone in it is a talented person, and they also speak nicely——
She basically gets what she wants and does whatever she wants. In this case, the Kondo team has no secrets in her eyes! If Hijikata hadn't been too serious, she would have even considered the Kondo group as her second home!
However, it was precisely because she understood the inside story that she now expressed surprise at the power Sougo Tsuchima said.
"That's right..." Sougo Doma said: "After all, the other party is the same as Kondo Gorilla~er, the boss, they are both gorillas..."
"Huh?" What the hell are they all gorillas? Have gorillas begun to evolve these days?
Hiratsuka Shizu and Kasumigaoka Shiu, who knew the inside story: "..."
Why can Tsuchima (Sougo-kun) say such ridiculous things in a serious manner?
"Boy..." As a teacher, Hiratsuka Shizuka couldn't help but said: "Speaking ill of people behind their backs..."
"What do you mean by speaking ill of someone behind their back?" But before she could finish her words, Sougo Doma interrupted: "Did I say something wrong? Or do you think the other person is not a female orangutan..."
"of course not!
"Think about it, can human beings really reach the level of each other?" Before Hiratsuka Shizuka could finish her words, Sougo Doma took over and said, "If you want to know the world record..."
Shiyu Kasumigaoka, Shizu Hiratsuka: "???"
How did this guy have the nerve to mention the world record? Obviously, I put the so-called world record in place and rubbed it like crazy.
"Why don't you talk about yourself?" Finally, the hot-blooded female teacher couldn't help but said.
"Me?" Of course Sougo Doma had something to say about this: "Of course I am different. Apart from other things, all my data can be verified because I use scientific methods..."
"Science?" Hearing this, not to mention Hiratsuka Shizu, even Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt the corners of her eyes twitching. Although she is not a scientist, she also knows that it is impossible for people to achieve the current science...
"What?" However, before she could finish complaining in her heart, Sougo Doma said: "Don't you believe it?"
"..." How can anyone believe this? They wanted to complain, but after careful consideration, they chose to remain silent.
"If you don't believe it..." Seeing this, Sougo Doma said: "Teacher Hiratsuka, you have also practiced with gorillas, right? Then you should be very aware of your physical fitness. How about you now? Try using your strength?"
"What do you mean?" Hiratsuka Shizuka said in surprise, "You
I don’t want to say..."
"Do you know why your clothes burst just now?" Before the hot-blooded female teacher could finish her words, Sougo Doma tilted his head and said: "That's because the delicious food (actually a tonic) stimulated the blood in your body... "
"Please bean sack!" Hearing this, Hiratsuka Shizuka couldn't help but said: "If you say this, then how strong is Nakiri Daima... Commander-in-Chief?"
"..." After hearing this, Sougo Doma pondered for a long time and then said: "Didn't you notice that old man Nakiri almost had invincibility written on his face? His style of painting is completely different from other chefs..."
"..." Damn? Did she really guess this right? Could it be that the reason why the Nakiri family became the overlord of the Noh cuisine world was not due to their cooking skills, but to the iron fist of Commander-in-Chief Nakiri? Hiratsuka Shizuka felt that her world view had been refreshed.
"Hey..." But just when she couldn't help but swallow her saliva because she discovered the truth, Sougo Toma said again: "You don't really believe it, do you? I was joking..."
Hiratsuka Shizuka, who had just had illusions and felt that the world he lived in was extraordinary, and almost wanted to set sail, suddenly fell silent: "..."
Is this such a joke?
"Then my power will increase..." Is this a joke?
"Well, this is true. If you don't believe me, try it yourself."
"..." Shizuka Hiratsuka was stunned for a moment. After a while, she finally said: "You didn't want to see my joke, so you did it on purpose..."
But before she could finish her words, Sougo Sougo felt offended and couldn't help but said: "Who do you think I am?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..."
Not like a good person anyway?
"Then you said Nakiri..."
"Not everyone's clothes exploding can make them stronger..." As if he knew what the other party wanted to say, Sougo Doma took over the conversation again: "Old man Nakiri's clothes exploded because of Nakiri My family has the gene of God’s Tongue…”
"But you just said..."
"People don't say that they have God's Tongue, but they have been exercising since they were young. What about you? Ramen is nothing but ramen. Letting you have God's Tongue is a waste of God's Tongue!"
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..."
Is she that bad?
"Ahem, old N~ Ahem, neither am I..." He only knows how to eat ramen.
But before she could finish her words, Sougo Doma looked at her questioningly and said, "Oh?"
"..." I always felt that the eyes of this boy Dojian looked at her with contempt. Hiratsuka Shizuka gritted her teeth and said: "If that's the case, then how could I just..."
"First of all, because I make ramen, which just suits your taste?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..."
What is ramen? It just suits her taste. She can also eat steak, seafood, foie gras and caviar, eat...
"Secondly, I cook ramen using the most nutritional method..."
"Huh?" However, Shizuka Hiratsuka felt confused about nutrition. Although she was a teacher, nutrition could reach this level, and she still wanted to say——
She has little education, don’t lie to her!
"In the end..." Sougo Tsuchima continued: "It's because your recent cultivation results have not actually appeared, and I..." In fact, this is the truth, even Xiaomi and Shiyu He could make them strong even if they only wanted to stay at home for two whole days, let alone Hiratsuka Shizuka?
