"There is no doubt..." Just when the hot-blooded female teacher was feeling depressed, Sougo Doma said again: "Teacher Hiratsuka, you do have a weakened version of God's Tongue now. Do you feel that you are suddenly capable again? Unfortunately……"
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..."
What's okay? Now she is only worried about whether she will suffer from anorexia...
etc!
"What's the pity?"
"Of course it's a pity that the God's Tongue is a weakened version..." Sougo Tsuchima raised his index finger and said: "Compared to the authentic God's Tongue, your weakened version of the God's Tongue cannot detect the toxins in food at all. Defects will only magnify the advantages of food. Unless you go through professional analysis, you will never be a food critic..."
"Eh?" Shizuka Hiratsuka was stunned again, but this time while she was stunned, her expression was very subtle, as if she wanted to laugh: (^_^)
Judging from this, she probably won't suffer from anorexia. In other words, this should be the best news she heard today, right? But, why did that boy Tsuchima look at her with regret?
"Aren't you very disappointed..." In fact, Sougo Doma understood the other party. The reason why he said these words with a regretful expression was just to have fun: "Obviously he has the legendary tongue of God. But it cannot be like the legend, where one sentence can determine the life or death of a restaurant..."
"It's a pity..." After hearing this, Hiratsuka Shizuka couldn't help but said: "I'm not disappointed at all! On the contrary..." She was very satisfied!
"Uh..." But before she could finish her words, Sougo Doma mused: "Well, it's my fault. For someone like Hiratsuka-sensei who has no pursuit, the weakened version of God's Tongue That’s good news, right?”
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..."
Oops, what should I do if she suddenly wants to hit someone? No way, who made her think this was good news just now? Doesn't that mean that she is what this little bastard Tujian calls someone who has no pursuit?
"That's enough..." The passionate female teacher, who became more and more aggrieved as she thought about it, couldn't express what was in her heart. She could only say: "What do you mean by..."
"Okay..." But before she could finish her words, Sougo Doma shrugged and said: "Then let me speak frankly, Mr. Hiratsuka, if people have never seen the sun, then the darkness will be very dark. Is it normal?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..."
Isn't this what she just said to the other party? What on earth is this bastard trying to express?
"In fact..." Sougo Doma continued: "The human brain has a protective mechanism, and forgetting is also a kind of protective mechanism..."
"ha?"
"Because my cooking is too delicious..." Sougo Doma doesn't know what modesty means at all: "Coupled with Mr. Hiratsuka's weakened version of God's Tongue Amplification, it triggered Mr. Hiratsuka's brain protection mechanism..."
"Please bean bags!?" Hearing this, Hiratsuka Shizuka seemed a little stunned. She first showed an expression of "You're not kidding me", then continued: "You said it's because of your cooking. Too delicious..."
"I didn't lie to you..." As if he knew what the other person was thinking, well, Sougo Doma did know, who made the other person's expression too obvious: "It's like a person who has been eating pig food suddenly eats the true meaning of human beings. After the food he should eat, you let him go back to eat pig food. Although he can still eat it after being hungry for a long time, but..."
"..." What kind of bad metaphor is this?
"That is to say..." Even Hiratsuka Shizu wanted to complain, let alone Kasumigaoka Shiu. However, she didn't want to complain, but wanted to make a scandal. Don't ask why, it's just jealousy. Obviously She is almost thirty years old, and her skin is still so good. Sougo-kun even wanted to peek at her just now. She #￥%#￥%...
"Did Hiratsuka-sensei always eat pig food?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..."
She knew it!
"How do you say it?" But before the hot-blooded female teacher could say anything, Sougo Doma muttered: "I'm afraid of comparison in everything. If you compare it with the cooking I make..."
"Hey..." Hiratsuka Shizuo stopped talking at this time: "Tou
"Jian, I know you are good at cooking, but..." Do you know what modesty is? To say that all she ate before was pig food, isn't that the same as saying that she is a pig?
"Want to refute?" However, before she could finish her words, Sougo Doma said, "Then tell me what the bowl of ramen tasted like just now?"
"..."
"I can't tell you..." Sougo Doma smiled brightly: "This is the protection mechanism of the human brain. Because you are afraid that you will never eat such delicious food again, you selectively forget it..."
"..." It sounds reasonable, but is it really that exaggerated? Hiratsuka Shizu hesitated.
"It sounds very exaggerated, but..." As if he saw the other party's doubts, Sougo Doma said again: "Isn't your clothes exploding also very exaggerated?"
"..." Shizuka Hiratsuka twitched the corner of her mouth, her clothes exploded or something, can you please stop mentioning it! ?
hold on!
"You mean the reason why my clothes burst apart is because..."
"Eh?" This question confused Sougo Toma and others: "You didn't realize it until now, did you?"
"..." It's not that she didn't react, it's just: "My clothes exploded because I ate..." Is this really possible?
"It's possible..." Sougo Doma said again: "Haven't you heard of Commander Nakiri's clothes exploding?"
"..." She has indeed heard of it, but...
"By the way..." Sougo Doma continued: "Commander Nakiri has a weakened version of God's Tongue..."
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "???"
this……
Well, Sougo Tsuchima is indeed not lying about this. I don’t know if it is because he has been dealing with cooking since ancient times. The people of the Nakiri family do have the inexplicable genetic factor of "God's Tongue" in their bodies. It's a pity that they themselves Can't control it.
Putting these things aside for the time being, the hot-blooded female teacher added: "You don't mean to say that the reason why the Commander-in-Chief's clothes burst apart is because of the Tongue of God..."
"That's right." Sougo Toma tilted his head and said, "How does it feel to magnify food that ordinary people think is delicious a hundred times?"
"Onii-chan..." Hearing this, Tuanzi Mi couldn't help but said, "Can it really be magnified a hundred times?" So what does it feel like to magnify Kuole and Potato Chips a hundred times?
"..." Sougo Tsuchima choked up: "This is a false finger. A false finger means that the taste is slightly more sensitive than ordinary people. If I have to describe it, it is probably equivalent to an ordinary person who has been hungry for three days. Just like eating..."
"Huh? What else did Onii-chan say..."
"I don't want to say that either..." Sougo Doma explained: "But Mr. Nakiri asked me to answer like this if others ask me about it. It will make them look more superior..."
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "..."
This is called everything can be hyped, right? Suddenly I feel that God’s Tongue is so LO!
etc!
"Hey..." I don't know why, but the hot-blooded female teacher became shy: "Tsuchima, actually, I was sore all over when I came here before, but after eating the noodles..." This can't be because the food is too delicious. As for the body forgetting the pain, right?
"Do you feel that your whole body is full of energy, your waist is no longer sore, and your legs are no longer painful?"
"You..." How do you know? Hiratsuka Shizuka was stunned. It couldn't really be because of the cooking, could it?
