"Sougo, don't you think the evidence is not enough?" Katsura Kotaro didn't seem to understand.
"Haha..." Sougo Doma laughed: "Of course not enough. Have you ever seen the real Santa Claus? Have you ever seen an elk carrying someone on his back? What's more, why would Santa Claus take eggs..." as gifts ah?
"It's a hot spring egg!"
"Aren't hot spring eggs just eggs?"
"That's because while I want to soak in the hot springs, I also want to eat eggs..."
"Do you want to soak in a hot spring or eat eggs?"
"For a man, eating well is more important! Only eating on time can strengthen your body..."
"So, you don't want the hot springs or eggs?"
"That's not the case. Cleansing the body and mind is also a top priority for a man..."
"After all that, you actually didn't get the gift you wanted at all, right?"
"..." Katsura Kotaro was startled, but then turned away and said, "Sigh, if I hadn't imagined how the maids used magic to make omelette rice..."
"Can you relate this to a maid cafe?"
"It would be very lonely to soak in a hot spring alone!" Katsura Kotaro seemed to be explaining.
Sougo Doma seemed to understand instantly what the other party was fantasizing about: "..."
"If you can go to the hot springs with the maids..." Sure enough, Katsura Kotaro continued: "That must be great, right?"
However, this does not mean that Katsura Kotaro has any dirty thoughts. Sougo Toma thinks it should be: "Do you want to experience the feeling of being a father?"
"..." After Gui Xiaotaro was silent for a long time, he finally couldn't help but said: "Why, why do you know..."
"Perhaps it's because I understand Cao Cao's thoughts better..." Sougo Toma held his chin and said, "Should we start with the daughter and attack the wife? It's a very good route..."
"It's not Cao, it's Gui! It was because the wives said that when their daughters grow up, they will have their own thoughts, but they don't know what their daughters are thinking. In fact, I just want to help them figure out what their daughters are thinking. That’s all, as long as humans are honest and honest with each other..."
"..." Is this honesty more serious? Sougo Toma glanced at him and said, "I'm not a thief. What if a certain wife feels that her daughter has become an obstacle between you?"
"Kill..." Katsura Kotaro said subconsciously, but as soon as he said the words, he reacted: "Ahem, I mean, that's impossible, my daughter has to leave home after all..."
Sougo Toma: "..."
Did you just say kill your daughter? He must have killed the other party's daughter, right? Cao thief is no longer enough to describe this guy...
"Fake hair, I'm thinking about a question. If the other party's daughter also gets married and becomes a wife..."
"It's not a fake hair, it's Katsura!" After Katsura Kotaro activated his passive skill, he held his chin and said, "My daughter has become a wife? What if she gets bullied by the man after getting married? What if she is tortured? What if the man becomes a wife? What should I do if I die of illness and leave the woman alone..." At this point, he hugged his head and said, "I really can't bear it..."
Sougo Toma: "..."
This guy is probably hopeless.
"Fake hair..."
"It's not a fake hair, it's Gui!"
"I think if there is a Santa Claus and he only gives gifts to good people, you shouldn't be able to receive gifts..."
"But I received it..."
"That's why I said Santa Claus doesn't exist..."
"Because you didn't receive the gift?"
"Haha, what kind of Santa Claus would give gifts to a guy who fantasizes about taking a bath with a maid?"
"I told you..." "I know, but wouldn't it be worse if the motive is still because of the other person's mother?"
"What's so bad about this? Maybe that's why Santa Claus gave me a gift..."
"So, Santa Claus is also a thief?"
"total
Wu..." Gui Xiaotaro said: "Don't you think I am sharing the worries of the wives? This is to help others..."
"Then you are helping your daughters share their worries..."
"Why didn't I help? It's like a bird, a glass..."
"If I'm not wrong..." Before Katsura Kotaro could finish counting, Sougo Toma said in a very determined tone: "Then it must be something the ladies said that made you help, right?"
"..." Katsura Kotaro fell silent again.
Sougo Tsuchima continued: "Coupled with your performance after I just asked the question, Gui, do you dare to say that you are not a Cao thief?"
"I just……"
"It's useless what you say. Cao Cao is Cao Cao. He will give gifts to Cao Cao's Santa Claus. Do you think it's possible?"
"Ha..." Katsura Kotaro chuckled and said, "Doesn't this prove that I have a clear conscience?"
"You even lied to yourself?" Good guy, Sougo Doma really wanted to call him a good guy.
"not at all……"
"Then let me ask a question. Did you receive any gifts from Santa Claus last Christmas?" You can't receive them again, right? The one who broke into the void has made it clear...
"Also received..."
"..." Nani? Sougo Toma was confused: "Still that delivery boy?" Is that delivery boy stupid or has he developed a habit?
"It wasn't him who arrived last year..." Katsura Kotaro shook his head.
"Have you changed people again?" Sougo Toma just said it again and again. How could he say it again and again? However, is this guy with a fake hair so worried about his house? Are you going there on Christmas Eve?
"No, last year, it should have been delivered to me by Santa Claus himself, right?"
"???" Sougo Doma was startled: "You didn't really see Santa Claus, did you?" If that's the case, it would explain why the other party was so sure, but couldn't we just talk about what happened last year? ? Then again, does Santa Claus really exist in this world? Or...
Is that a type of puberty syndrome? Turning people into Santa Claus?
"Didn't you see that..."
Sougo Toma: "..."
What the hell!
"Then why do you say..."
"Of course it's because of the gift I received last year. I have to say, it's exactly what I want..." Katsura Kotaro said, "Only Santa Claus can give such a thoughtful gift."
"What is it?"
"Ahem..." Unfortunately, Katsura Kotaro didn't seem to want to answer: "There's no need to say this, it's the gift I wanted anyway..."
"It won't be the fatness of ladies..."
"It's the signed photo of my master and the hot spring reception ticket..." After all, he was forced to come out, Katsura Kotaro: —_—
"I can understand the hot spring reception ticket. Can you sign a photo?" Sougo Toma glanced at him and said, "Are you sure that's the gift you want?"
"Hahaha..." As soon as he finished speaking, Katsura Kotaro laughed and said, "I just suddenly recalled going to the hot springs with Master, but I didn't expect that Santa Claus noticed..."
Sougo Doma felt that the other party looked like a aunt, ahem, idiot: Fake hair, do you think there is a possibility that the person who brought the gifts was actually not Santa Claus, but Santa Claus?
