(Ah~ That’s it, that’s it. It turns out that the place far, far away refers to the country...) Looking at the fake hair that was lost because he couldn’t learn the turtle style Qigong, Sougo Toma just thought this way. At that time, he really wanted to go back in time, just a minute ago, and go back in time to give himself a slap in the face when he was embarrassed at that time——
He's so apologetic, how can this bastard with a fake hair be sad...
Damn it, give him back the apology he just made!
Thinking of this, Souma Sougo said to Dan Biansheng: "No, no, no, when I say I went to a far, far away place, I don't mean that Yoshida Shoyo went to an alien planet..."
"Huh?" As soon as these words came out, the disappointed Katsura Kotaro was no longer disappointed: "Is Teacher Songyang still on the earth? Then I still have the opportunity to learn the turtle style Qigong... Sougo, just tell him that he is here Where."
"in my heart……"
"In your heart? Is it the name of a city or a country?"
"It's just the meaning of fantasy in my heart..." Tujian, who was always evil and courageous, finally realized: "There is no turtle qigong in this world, there are no super earthlings, and there is no Ultraman. So, just... It doesn’t exist. Even if you believe in light, Tiga will not appear!!!”
"..." That is such a vicious sentence. It not only denies the Turtle School Qigong, but also Ultraman. This makes those who believe in light, believe in Ultraman, and expect that big bones can be boiled into soup. How can people accept it? If nothing else, Katsura Kotaro was dumbfounded after hearing this. Not only did he believe in light, but he also believed in turtle qigong:
"Impossible, absolutely impossible. Ultraman definitely exists in this world, and Teacher Wu Tian must also live on a certain island, but they are just like Santa Claus..."
"Don't be stupid, fake hair. Even the Santa Claus you gave as an example does not exist in this world..." Souma, the stone-hearted, dream destroyer, Sougo.
"Hahaha..." But before he could finish his words, Katsura Kotaro laughed: "Sougo, you've exposed your flaw!"
"What?"
"You said there is no turtle qigong in this world..."
"That's right..."
"There is no Ultraman either..."
"certainly……"
"But you said again, even the Santa Claus I gave as an example does not exist. In other words, everything you deny above is based on the absence of Santa Claus, right?"
"What?" Looking at the proud fake hair, Sougo Doma couldn't help but said: "You don't want to say that there really is Santa Claus in this world, do you?"
"Yes, I dare not say anything else, but there is definitely a Santa Claus in this world!"
Sougo Toma: "..."
Can this guy be saved?
"Since you said Santa Claus exists in this world, have you met him?"
"Although I have never seen Santa Claus, I have evidence that he exists..." Katsura Kotaro is very confident: "Every Christmas, I receive gifts from Santa Claus! That's why I say I A partner of justice..."
Before the other party could finish his words, Sougo Doma said with shame: "Fake hair, do you think you are still a child?"
"Of course, a man will remain a boy until he dies! If not, how could I receive a gift from Santa Claus every Christmas..."
"Please bean sack..." This really made Sougo Toma confused: "You said you can still receive Christmas gifts now?"
"Of course..." Katsura Kotaro nodded proudly: "Three years ago, Santa Claus gave me a set of night clothes. Unfortunately, he got the wrong size and it was worn..." Sougo Toma : "Who would give a night-walking coat as a gift? Besides, it has been worn by others..."
"That has nothing to do with Santa Claus..." Katsura Kotaro said: "It's the delivery boy who helped Santa Claus deliver the goods who couldn't hold back his curiosity. In fact, I understand the other person's thinking. After all, Santa Claus did it himself. People are curious about what it feels like to wear clothes..."
Sougo Toma: "???"
"Santa Claus still uses delivery people?"
"No way, Santa
People have to give priority to giving gifts to children..." Katsura Kotaro explained: "Adults like us can only ask the deliveryman to deliver the goods to our door. Unfortunately, he asked the wrong person. The deliveryman was because I have never received a Christmas gift before, so I am full of curiosity about Christmas gifts..."
Before the other party could finish what he said, Sougo Doma said with a strange look on his face: "Isn't this what the deliveryman said?"
"That's right, the delivery boy said it himself..." Katsura Kotaro nodded: "He said that he had been a bad boy since he was a child, so not only could he not receive Christmas gifts, but he also had to help Santa Claus deliver the goods. To make up for the mistake he made, but because he had never received a gift before, he was curious and jealous when it was delivered, and couldn't help but open the gift..."
"Fake hair, you don't really believe that there is a night suit inside, do you?" Sougo Tsuchima couldn't hold it back.
"It's not a fake hair, it's Katsura!" Katsura Kotaro emphasized again, and then said: "Of course it's not a night suit inside. In fact, the gift from Santa Claus is the item that people want most when they open the gift box. That gift The deliveryman had to deliver goods in the ice and snow because he had done something bad, so what he was thinking about was clothes..."
Speaking of this, Katsura Kotaro gritted his teeth and said: "Damn it, the gift I want is obviously to make Super Mario active on the platform again. When will Super Mario be updated..."
"Update Super Mario? Fake hair, what era are you living in?" Sougo Doma really doesn't want to be a complainer, but he just can't help it - Super Mario has already been added to countless versions!
"Nani!?" Katsura Kotaro was shocked: "Is there a new version of Super Mario? In other words, has my Christmas wish come true?"
“Do you think the capital side will give up on such a popular IP like Super Mario?”
"It's impossible. If it's updated, why doesn't it show up on my Famicom..."
"Famicom?" Sougo Toma's eyes twitched: "So, which era are you from? Apart from you, does anyone else use Famicom now?"
"What do you mean? Sougo, do you want me to betray the Famicom? Let me tell you, I am a die-hard supporter of the Famicom!"
"..." Looking at the stubborn look on the other party's face, Sougo Doma was too lazy to argue with him: "The Famicom is the Famicom (don't say it, it's so civilized!), you can be happy, but we Didn’t I just talk about whether Santa Claus exists?”
"Of course it exists..." Katsura Kotaro said again: "I just complained. In short, the gifts from Santa Claus are the gifts that people want most when they open the gift box. The deliveryman was punished for doing something bad. So, while delivering goods in the ice and snow, he thought about clothes, and sure enough...
When he opened the gift box, he got a set of night clothes, so he put it on... Damn it, why did Santa let those bad boys give gifts? They couldn't help but open them. He actually let my gift be like this. Turned into night clothes..."
Sougo Toma: "..."
Did you accept it? He tentatively said, if he guessed correctly, the deliveryman should be
