"Why don't you believe it?" Katsura Kotaro said matter-of-factly, without showing any timidity: "What we drank was oolong tea..."
"The flammable kind?"
"Yes..." Katsura Kotaro was puzzled: "Is there any problem with this? It is common sense that oolong tea can burn..."
"What kind of common sense is this?"
"Isn't it?" Katsura Kotaro was confused: "This is the result of research by the [Oolong Tea Research Institute]."
Looking at the innocent and confused expression of the other party, Sougo Doma fell into silence: "..."
He couldn't figure out whether the guy with the fake hair was too good at pretending to be stupid, or whether it was too natural.
"Do you really believe it?" he asked tentatively.
"Why don't you believe it?" Katsura Kotaro said matter-of-factly: "This is the result of research by a serious society, and it has scientific basis..."
Before he finished speaking, Sougo Toma was already confused: "Where is the scientific basis for this!?"
"Although I don't understand it very well..." Katsura Kotaro explained: "But don't everyone say that the things researched in school will not lie?"
"..." Is this guy too superstitious about school?
"etc……"
"Huh?" Are you waking up or are you just pretending to be stupid?
"Could it be that they lied to me and said [Oolong Tea Research Club] is not a club in your school, or is it not a serious club?"
"..." Is this just pretending or is it really natural? Sougo Toma had a headache: "Our school does have this club, and it is indeed a serious club..."
"That's alright..." Katsura Kotaro spread his hands and said, "Since it's a conclusion drawn from research in school, why don't I believe it?"
"..." Well-founded and convincing~ Damn it, Sougo Toma glanced at him: "Fake hair, have you ever drank oolong tea that can be ignited before?"
"It's not a fake hair, it's Katsura!" This was Katsura Kotaro's insistence. After insisting, he replied: "No..."
"Then why do you think it's common knowledge that oolong tea can be ignited?"
"Because it is a conclusion reached by the serious club of the school..."
"Stop!" This shouldn't be pretending, but acknowledging death, right? Sougo Toma wanted to facepalm: "Then have you ever considered oolong tea to be flammable before as common sense..."
"Because no one told me..."
"Since you didn't regard it as common sense before I told you, then why do you think that other people will regard it as common sense that oolong tea can be burned, instead of the other person being wrong? The experience you have lived for so many years is called common sense..."
But before Sougo Toma could finish speaking, Katsura Kotaro said: "Sougo, compared to oolong tea, I prefer drinking green tea..."
"What's the meaning?"
"Maybe it's because green tea doesn't burn..."
"I didn't ask you why. Besides, serious oolong tea won't burn!"
"Serious oolong tea won't burn, but what about the unscrupulous ones?"
"Maybe..." Sougo Tsuchima said subconsciously.
Before he finished speaking, Katsura Kotaro said: "That means that improper oolong tea can be burned, right?"
"Uh..." Since I said it's not serious...
"Excuse me, is an improper oolong tea not an oolong tea? A rotten apple is not an apple?"
Sougo Toma: "..."
Why does this sound so familiar? Ahem...
"Oolong tea that is not serious is not oolong tea!"
"The color is the same!" Katsura Kotaro said.
"Um?"
"It's all liquid!"
"Well..." "If you drink it in your mouth, it will be accepted in your stomach..."
"..."
"Every taste has its own merit..."
"..."
"Drinking less can help you feel refreshed..." It's not that Sougo Toma doesn't want to talk, but that he already knows what the other person wants to say.
What: "Isn't this just oolong tea?"
Katsura Kotaro is still so natural.
Tsuchima Sougo: "That muddy water..."
"Tsk, tsk..." Katsura Kotaro shook his index finger: "Sougo, if you are a little thirsty now, but not that serious, will you drink the muddy water?"
"..."
"You can't, right?" Katsura Kotaro smiled naturally: "But if you put some unorthodox oolong tea there, would you drink it if you're a little thirsty?"
Sougo Toma: "..."
It made sense, but he was speechless.
"Just think that what you are drinking is oolong tea..." It's not that he can't argue, he's just too lazy to argue. It's like the ingredients. Is there ethanol in serious oolong tea? There will be...
Ahem, okay, in fact, based on his knowledge of fake hair, if he really wants to tell the other party this, the other party will definitely use: "Hey, what are the ingredients you are talking about?" to fool him.
Unless he takes the other party to the laboratory and lets the other party see with his own eyes the difference between serious oolong tea and illegal oolong tea, the other party will never admit that he is wrong. Maybe he will not admit it even when he goes to the laboratory because he cannot understand it. In this way, unless Sougo Toma teaches him from the basics, as a salty fish, he is too lazy to fight.
"Just take it as what it is..." But Kotaro Katsura couldn't help but said, "What we drank was oolong tea..."
"Okay, then just think of yourself as the "saucet" at the shemale bar! "
"Hey..." Katsura Kotaro said again: "Sougo, maybe it's my misunderstanding. Even if you changed the wine holder into a saucer, I still think your words are weird and a bit sarcastic... …”
"Is that so?" Sougo Toma tilted his head: "Maybe that's not your illusion?"
"So that's it..." Hearing this, Katsura Kotaro suddenly realized and punched his fist: "No wonder I always feel weird. It's really a mockery. Please bean sack...are you mocking ***?"
"Didn't you ask me who I take you to be?"
"Am I that kind of person in your eyes? A liar?"
"Fake hair, you can be more confident..."
"It's not the fake hair, it's Katsura!" Katsura Kotaro was still so stubborn: "Sougo, you have to find out the other person's name before you apologize, otherwise, even if you apologize, it won't be done..."
"What are you imagining?" Before the other party could finish speaking, Sougo Doma said in confusion: "What I mean is that you can confidently remove the doubts and change the questions into affirmatives. Yes, you are in my eyes. That’s the kind of guy…”
"……"Gui Kotaro:-_-
"Sougo, I can't pretend that I can't hear this. Even you can't insult a samurai..."
"Really? Then how much did they, the [Oolong Tea Research Society] spend at your place?"
"..."
Seeing the other party's silence, Sougo Doma knew that it was not a small sum: "They are still students, and you said they have to work part-time to make ends meet..."
"I also helped them find jobs!"
"Why did you fool them into working in a transvestite bar?" Sougo Toma suddenly realized.
"What is cheating?" Katsura Kotaro was dissatisfied: "Sougo, do you know how many people want to work in our store, but they are all rejected by our store manager?"
Sougo Toma: "???"
Listening to this tone, is it so difficult to find a job now?
