It’s not without reason that Sougo Tsuchima is targeting Jushiro Hijikata. Ever since GDX started talking nonsense about what a “girl control” he is, he’s been using chicken feathers as arrows to show his reliable side in front of Xiaomi. , forget it, but this guy still pretends to be cold...
That is to say, Sougo Tsuchima secretly took Xiaomi to see Hijikata's dining habits and normal appearance. I have to say that Hijikata's mayonnaise mania is really amazing. Not to mention Xiaomi who had seen it for the first time. The members of Kondo's team who were used to it were all ashamed of this - is it edible by humans?
"The dogs won't eat it anyway!" This is the evaluation given by Sougo Hijikata, and it's not nonsense. Hijikata was just like the bad boys in the comics, showing a lot of kindness to the stray cats and dogs. West - he even fed mayonnaise, which he thought was the most delicious, to those stray animals, and then:
The cat vomited and the dog vomited too!
Xiaomi: "..."
Hijikata-san doesn’t think cats and dogs like mayonnaise, right?
"That's what he thinks..." Sougo Doma was very sure about this: "Sir, Mr. Hijikata, from the bottom of his heart, believes that all living things on the earth should like mayonnaise. Even if he meets the recognition If you are a guy, you will treat him to a mayonnaise rice bowl. Don’t ask why Onii-chan knows, I don’t want to remember..."
From that day on, Xiaomi maintained respect for Hijikata Jushiro but at a certain distance. She couldn't even think about mayonnaise rice bowl or anything like that!
However, Hijikata has indeed become a qualified guard. Not to mention other things, he can backstab even the gorilla without mercy. Although Sougo Hijikata still suspects that this GDX is for the sake of the reputation of the Kondo group. ——Forget it about gorillas, but if you add in the fact that you can return to nature at every turn...
Well, Hijikata can tolerate these things, but Xiaomi is the one he wants to protect. How could he let that gorilla appear in front of him? At the very least, he has to put on clothes!
But this makes Sougo Tsuchima very unhappy. Who wants Hijikata, this damn GDX, to protect Xiaomi? If his old man hadn't been stupid, damn it, couldn't he have protected Modo himself? In short, someone desperately doesn't want Hijikata to be in the limelight. It doesn't matter if this guy doesn't, because of his mayonnaise mania...
But if you don’t want to, you just don’t want to!
"Hijikata, I don't want you to protect me when I'm here. Besides, I'm here to visit the dojo. As the person in charge of the dojo, the owner of the orangutan gym has to meet him first even if he wants to make it into a dish. My house is a touch Duoke was very interested in the gorilla the moment he met the owner of the gorilla. This is a talking gorilla. If the possibility of mutation is ruled out...
So close, the orangutan boss will be the only talking animal on earth! "
Isao Kondo, who originally thought someone would speak for him: "..."
Al, is he a human? Why have these two guys already thought about turning him into a dish? Wait, did they say...
Before the gorilla could figure it out, Jushiro Hijikata glanced at him again and said, "Is that so? Is that so? Do you, Sougo, want to take such a gorilla to meet Xiaomi?"
"..." The other party returned to nature so completely that even Sougo Doma had nothing to say. No, he had something to say: "I remember that gorillas like to eat bananas the most, right?"
"What?" Hijikata Jushiro was stunned.
"Banana, banana..." Sougo Doma said with a kind face: "It is the favorite fruit of gorillas. You see, even if the orangutan boss returns to nature, he will not forget to bring bananas with him. I think as long as he takes this banana If you feed it to the orangutan owner, it will definitely become obedient..."
Isao Kondo: "???"
Since when did he bring bananas?
Just when he was puzzled, Sougo Tsuchima had already pointed at his body.
"..." Isao Kondo broke into a cold sweat.
"..." The members of Kondo's team even opened their mouths. No, no, that's not a banana at all. It's the Tower of Babel that represents maleness. If the tower is demolished, Boss Kondo will be useless! Although according to the current situation, Mr. Kondo is almost useless,
But I still miss it a little bit if I stay! Vice commander, stop the captain quickly. You must stop the captain!
"Huh..." In everyone's expectation, Hijikata Jushiro finally spoke after taking a puff of cigarette: "So I realize that animals will obey their instincts. Even if you tear down Mr. Kondo's banana, it is not too safe. What if? If Mr. Kondo gets too excited and goes crazy, I'm worried that he will still stain the eyes of the young lady..."
Kondo Isao burst into tears when he heard this. He had to rely on Fourteen at the critical moment. Although the opponent's every word made him step into the mud, but, bah, he knew that Hijikata was trying to save his important Tower of Babel!
While the gorilla was deeply moved, Jushiro Hijikata suggested: "So, I suggest that after picking off the gorilla's bananas, you can make him an idiot, as long as he can wear clothes..."
Isao Kondo: "..."
Return his emotion, good fellow, these two guys never thought of giving him a whole corpse!
"It's not impossible to be stupid, but it's a bit difficult to handle..." But before it could say anything, Sougo Doma had already pinched his chin and said: "After all, the orangutan boss is also the leader of the Kondo Gym. If he is stupid, If so..."
Sure enough, as expected, Fourteen was unreliable at all. At the critical moment, Sougo had to rely on him. Although Sougo often called him a gorilla, the other party didn't want to kill him! Listen to what he said, no one is thinking about him. He is also the leader of the Kondo Gym after all! Before Sougo Doma could finish his words, Isao Kondo was moved again.
"Hijikata..." Unfortunately, Sougo Doma's next words were: "If the orangutan boss becomes stupid, Xiaomi will find the problem. Let's not say whether it will be able to speak after it becomes stupid. Just a Just ask three questions and I don’t know…”
"..." Kondo Isao wanted to go dark, but it turned out that it was not for him!
Kondo team member: "..."
Orangutan, Boss Kondo, why don't you stand up and retort? Speaking of which, who is the little lady that the vice-captain and the captain are talking about?
Just when everyone was confused, Hijikata Jushiro sighed again: "Sougo, do you think that even if a gorilla that wants to return to nature is not stupid, Xiaomi will not doubt it?"
"This..." Sougo Doma glanced at the gorilla in the pool: "Okay, you're right, I can't refute it, just pick off the banana and be stupid at the same time!"
Members of the Kondo Group: "..."
Please, please bean sacks! Deputy Chief, are they serious? Orangutan, no, Boss Kondo, it’s not the first day he has returned to nature. Didn’t he say nothing before? Why today...
Hurry and refute! Boss Kondo, otherwise your Tower of Babel will fall!
Unfortunately, the members of the Kondo team overestimated the gorillas...
