At the main entrance of Kondo Gym, Shan, Ueda-san looked ahead with a serious face. Even though a certain beautiful girl was standing not far away, they didn't want to give her a look. This made Kasumigaoka Shiu, who was waiting for her lover's return, very worried. It's embarrassing. Is this bastard Sougo-kun that anxious? Before she even blinked, the person was gone...
As for the Mayonnaise Star and the Gorilla Star, he is obviously more like an alien! Don’t these people know how to think? Can normal people run that fast? No matter how much your stomach hurts, it’s still too much! Forget it, Sougo-kun. Hiratsuka-sensei was clearly climbing on the wall just now. Didn’t all these guys see it? Why……
etc! Mr. Hiratsuka! ? It seemed that Hiratsuka-sensei had just climbed inside when Sougo-kun left. Did she overlook something? Could it be that Sougo-kun rushed in because of Hiratsuka-sensei?
It has to be said that women's IQs are often comparable to Sherlock Holmes, but they are too delusional. For example, Kasumigaoka Shiu said: "Teacher Hiratsuka is a straight black man, and I am also a straight black man..."
"Hiratsuka-sensei's moon is quite fierce..."
"Although Sougo-kun often complains that Hiratsuka-sensei is an old woman and rude, the two of them often communicate in private, and am I not also a sinister and sinister woman with a vicious tongue?"
"And, and..."
What are these called? These are called common attributes! Kasumigaoka Shiyu gritted her teeth. There was nothing she could do about it. Who allowed a passionate female teacher to be discovered so quickly that Sougo Doma had to rush in to cover for her?
no! Kasumigaoka Shiyu felt that this was not possible. She had to go in and wait and see. If not, she might even have green hair on her head and not know what happened!
Thinking of this, Kasumigaoka Shiyu also showed the same caring smile as someone else: "Guys, can I ask where your bathroom is?"
That smile instantly confirmed the speculations of Ueda-san and others. The other party was indeed a relative of the captain. With such a ferocious smile, they themselves did not believe that the two were not related by blood. Thinking about it, the girls from the Toma family also thought What kind of treatment is it? Let’s not talk about anything else. I will only mention Miss Xiaomian——
If you offend the vice-captain or captain of the Kondo team, training will be a bit difficult at most. But if you offend Miss Komiya, in the words of Captain Sougo, it can be described as: "You have offended the abbot and you still want to go out standing upright?"
At that time, even Deputy Chief Hijikata, who always plays a rescue role, would silently take out a cigarette: "Sougo, try not to let the blood flow out. What if Xiaomi is scared again after seeing it?"
All we can say is that there is a double despair ahead!
If this doesn't explain anything, then the simplest chestnut will be more vivid. In the past, their Kondo team did not have such a thing as dress etiquette during training. Some team members simply practiced shirtless because of the hot weather. But I heard that Xiaomi After the eldest lady is coming, the Kondo team from top to bottom——
Including the gorilla that doesn't like to wear clothes the most. You know, Mr. Kondo dares to be naked on the street... The livestock of the light dance, but because of Miss Mi, it has to wear it. Forget about the thick uniforms, their gym, which does not accept female disciples, actually built a women's bathroom, ha, ha ha...
Do you know how they restrained themselves from taking a look inside when Miss Xiaomi didn't come? That was the women's bathroom. In this place where a group of bachelors gathered, the place was no different from the legendary mysterious place. After it was built, many team members even found various excuses to go in and clean it.
There are many times when Sougo Tsuchima doesn't want to let himself come here for a reason!
The HENTAI outside still knows how to cover up, but the HENTAI in the Kondo group will become quite HENTAI as long as there are no outsiders, or should I say, no women. Why can Yamazaki become the captain? One of the reasons is that he has a high degree of education. Among this group of Hentai, he can barely be considered less Hentai...
After all, he only occasionally flipped through the little book of 18X. Even Sougo Doma and Jushiro Hijikata were helpless in this situation. They had no choice. Who made the biggest HENTAI of the Kondo group be the gorilla? As the saying goes, if you have a raging army, you will have a raging group of generals. Even many guys who are over the age of HENTAI are here.
Gradually HENTAI, this is really hard to describe!
Fortunately, these guys are quite good at pretending in front of outsiders (especially in front of Xiaomi). Of course, there are also reasons why Sougo Toma is trying to scare the monkeys, such as:
A certain gorilla was enjoying nature wantonly and wanted to achieve harmony between animals and nature, so it took off its restraints, felt the warm sunshine, the gentle breeze, and then——
"Bang!" Before Xiaomi saw such a terrible scene, Sougo Doma kicked the gorilla into the pool. Although it didn't matter whether the gorilla wore clothes or not, he couldn't accept it! That kick also made the Kondo team members become serious...
However, they actually thought that Vice-Chief Hijikata would quarrel with Captain Sougo and were serious. After all, the Vice-Chief still respected the orangutan. Boss Kondo didn't hear the gorillas in the pool shouting:
"Song, Sougo, what are you making a fuss about? I'm just pursuing what the ancients said is the unity of heaven and man..."
Unfortunately, things turned out unexpectedly. Hijikata, the deputy chief who was supposed to be helping, lit a cigarette and said, "Don't let gorillas imitate human speech. You have no chance of uniting with man and nature, but you can unite with apes." Practice, but I heard that you need to die once to reach this level, do you want to give it a try?"
"..."
!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ
At that moment, the members of Kondo's team were all shocked. This was definitely not the deputy commander. Where was their deputy commander? How could the deputy chief let the gorilla, bah, boss Kondo die, and call him a gorilla in front of boss Kondo? This is not easy!
"Eh!?" Don't talk about them, even Isao Kondo looked confused: "Ten, fourteen. This is a joke, right? Are you kidding me?"
"Huh..." In response, Hijikata Jushiro let out a sigh of relief: "Sougo, I heard that there is a dish called monkey brain in China. I wonder if it can be made with a gorilla?"
"..." In fact, Sougo Hijikata felt that there was something wrong even more. It was clear that this bastard Hijikata was either against him or on the way to go against him, but today he was so abnormal. This: "Hijikata, I think there is a dog in the dojo. A living gorilla is better..."
Members of the Kondo Group: "..."
It's the other way around! The personalities of these two guys must have been swapped!
"So, you want Miss Mi to see the ugly appearance of this gorilla?" While everyone was in shock, Hijikata Jushiro glanced at him and said.
"Asshole Hijikata..." This sentence immediately made Douma Sougo understand what was going on: "Why are you trying to please my sister so much? That's my family's one modo, it belongs to my family, understand? Even if you are trying to please..."
"Sougo..." Before he could finish his words, Hijikata Jushiro also said with a smile on his face: "Don't forget, I have the responsibility to protect the eldest lady. This kind of orangutan will stain the eldest lady's eyes. Just let me handle it."
Orangutan, Isao Kondo: "..."
Al, so, is he already a gorilla? Does even Fourteen think so? I feel like, bah, life is hopeless.
