It was night, and the Yukinoshita sisters were on their way home.
"Uh-huh, little Yukino, let's sleep with my sister today..." Yukinoshita Yono, who was sitting in the car, pretended to cry and hugged the second young lady.
"Sister, you drank too much..." In response, Yukinoshita Yukino could only say while reaching out to stop the other party from approaching her.
"I-I didn't drink too much. Xiao-Xiao Yukino, you don't know how scared my sister was just now. Just when you fell asleep, sister, sister, my innocence was almost stained by this bastard Sougo Doma, ugh Ugh...if I didn't have Xiao Yukino with me today, my sister wouldn't be able to sleep peacefully..." Yukinoshita Yono pretended to be pitiful with her tongue out loud.
"Miss Haruno, you can eat as much as you want, but you can't talk nonsense..." Before Yukinoshita Yukino could say anything, Sougo Doma, who was sitting in the driver's seat, had already turned his head and said: "Obviously you just wanted to Why are you dragging me into sleeping with Yukinoshita-san?"
"Isn't it? You actually want to use suppositories on a lady, Do, Toma is a HENTAI at all, Shirou..." Yukinoshita Yono retorted.
"Miss Haruno, if you say that, I won't be sleepy..." Sougo Doma, who was sitting in the driver's seat, turned around completely after hearing this and said: "Don't forget, I am the one holding the steering wheel now. Since I am HENTAI and Selang, I have to drive to a more remote place."
"It's not enough to threaten others just now. What else do you want to do?" Hearing this, the drunk Yukinoshita Yono said with a big tongue.
"Tsuchima-san, do you really want to go to jail?" This was the second young lady who had never been beaten by society. Even though she was threatened, her voice was still cold and firm, and she seemed not to be afraid at all.
"Tsk tsk..." In response, Sougo Doma shook his index finger and said: "Yugishita-san, I am just going to act according to your sister's description. If what she said is untrue, then wouldn't I have to Sue her for defamation?"
"Who, who slandered you..." Yukinoshita Yono, who was still talking loudly, said: "You, you dare to say that you didn't take out the suppository just now..."
"But weren't you the one who asked me to get the medicine?" Sougo Toma asked.
"I didn't ask you to get the suppository!" When mentioning this, Yukinoshita Yono lost his tongue. Yukinoshita Yukino: "..." What the hell are suppositories!
? What happened when she fell asleep?
"Even though I brought it, you didn't use it. All my hard work was in vain, hey..." At this point, Sougo Toma sighed, looking quite regretful.
If Shiyu hadn't come back suddenly, and if the useless one hadn't arrived in time, maybe the Yukinoshita Harano wouldn't have been able to hold back at that time, and would have lost Yan Yi...
"Speaking of which, did you recover too quickly from your illness? So fast that I once suspected that you were actually pretending to be sick..." After sighing, Sougo Doma did not forget to remove himself from what happened today. Go out and get the first shot.
"Do you think it's possible, Mr. Doma?" the second lady, who thought she had been offended, took over the question.
"That's right, let's not say that Xiao Yukino and I have no reason to pretend to be sick..." Yukinoshita Yono, who is the sister control, echoed: "Let's just say that the person who got sick at the beginning seemed to be Tsuchima-kun, right? If so If we talk about it, it should be you who have a problem!"
"What problem can I have?" Even if the other party is telling the truth, this does not prevent Sougo Doma from pretending to be confused.
"There is something wrong with the cold virus in your body. There is no scientific basis for saying that passing a cold to a patient will make him or her better. But not only did you recover so quickly, but we who were infected by you also recovered so quickly..."
"So it's still my fault?" Before Yukinoshita Harano could finish his analysis, Sougo Doma, who was worried about being exposed, took over and said, "Why can't you be the one pretending to be sick?"
"Why do Koyuki and I have to pretend to be sick?" Yukinoshita Yono asked.
"What's the reason for you to pretend to be sick? Then why don't you find an excuse to hang out at my house and eat and drink? You obviously said you wouldn't attend the barbecue party, but who enjoys the food more than anyone else?" Yukinoshita Yono said: "..." Who is the person who enjoys the most food?
"Sheng, it's hard to refuse such hospitality..." A certain girl lowered her head due to shyness for the first time, and she was the one who enjoyed the meal the most: "If it hadn't been for the repeated invitations from Xiaomi, Xiao Xueno and I would have gone home long ago... "As for why I enjoy eating so much, who knew this guy's cooking skills would be so amazing!
? Yukinoshita Yukino also bowed to the influence of the chef. After all, she also ate a lot. Damn it, I originally thought that Mashiro and their lunch boxes were made by Sougo Soma at a high price. Unexpectedly, not only her academic performance, but also the cooking Art has also been lost...
"But not only did you not go home, you also ate the most. Miss Yangno even drank several bottles of Moutai from me..." Sougo Toma glanced at him: "Judging from the situation at that time, you did pretend to be sick." It’s possible to come down…”
"I've said it's hard to deny hospitality..."
"How many bottles of Moutai did you drink when you just recovered from your illness?"
"Who brought out the wine?" Yukinoshita Yono retorted.
"Can't I take it out and drink it myself? Damn it, after you finished drinking, you drove the car back by yourself. Why do I have to take you home this late at night?" Sougo Toma pressed his temple: "Yes. Just give it away if you say so, but in front of me, the driver, Miss Yangno dares to accuse someone of innocence out of thin air..."
"Wait..." Yukinoshita Yono seemed to realize something: "You said you are the driver?"
"That's right!" Sougo Toma nodded.
"Where are you looking now?"
"Isn't it basic politeness to look at someone when you're talking to them? Is it wrong for me to turn around and look at you?" Yukinoshita Yukino: "..." Yukinoshita Yono: "..."
"Are you looking at the road ahead? By the way, when did you take your hands off the steering wheel?" A roar came from Yangno.
"Don't be so excited. You can see the front through the reflection in the rear window. I'm not as drunk as you, Miss Haruno. It's just a few glasses of wine. It's okay even if you don't look at the road ahead and drive. Don't worry... …”
"Who can rest assured? Look carefully at the road ahead! Wait, are you still drinking? When did..." Yukinoshita Yono couldn't hold it back again.
"Eh!? Don't you know, Miss Haruno? I've had several drinks with you..." Sougo Toma reminded.
"Isn't that oolong tea?"
"Yes, it's oolong tea. Whiskey is blended with 96° eaux-de-vie. It's extremely flammable oolong tea!" Yukinoshita Yukino: "..." Yukinoshita Yono: "..."
"Stop the car! Why do you dare to be a driver after drinking? Did the examiner who gave you your driver's license take a bribe!?"
"I don't have a driver's license. I just said I could drive, not that I had a driver's license..." Sister Yukinoshita: "..."
"Stop the car for me!" After driving for so long without any accidents, should they be thankful that they are lucky?
