It’s great to show resistance, it’s great to be understood, it’s great to say no to suppositories…
"Xiao Mi, put down the green onions in your hands!" Sougo Toma was extremely serious.
"Onii-chan, since we don't need western medicine, we have to use traditional therapy. Put on the chrysanthemum, cough, and accept the treatment..." The eldest lady didn't know when she was already holding a green onion in each hand, assuming a fighting posture. .
"Don't think you can get away with coughing, Xiaomi, what did you just say?"
"Onii-chan, you heard me wrong, Xiaomi didn't say anything about handing over Daisy..." As the eldest lady said, she flew forward and struck with a long onion, which was as fast as the wind and as powerful as lightning. If it were an ordinary person, I'm afraid He was already filled with hatred on the spot.
Fortunately, Sougo Doma is not an easy person. While dodging, he can also roar: "Both his actions and words are exposed!"
"This is all to allow Onii-chan to recover. Accept the sanction. Onii-chan, ahem... I'm wrong. I should accept the sanction, cold virus!" Although the stabbing did not have any effect, the eldest lady did not care at all. Panic, she holds weapons in both hands. If she can dodge a cold virus or something like that once, can she dodge it a second time?
Secret skill, lunge followed by left attack! The eldest lady buried the green onion in her other hand and swung it out with a clear goal, going straight to Huanglong...
"Don't use recovery as a cover. You just want to attack me. Punishing Onii-chan is what you really mean!" At the critical moment, Sougo Doma jumped into the air and jumped out of the combat range with a backflip.
"Onii-chan is too worried. What I want to punish is just the cold virus, so lie down, Onii-chan..." The attack failed, but Miss Mi just tilted her head and said.
"If the sanction is a virus, then why do you want me to lie down?" Sougo Toma dodged another blow.
"Because the virus is in Onii-chan's body..." At this point, the eldest lady buried Chang Cong and said: "In other words, Onii-chan has turned into a protective film for the viruses and protected them..."
"Why do I have to protect the virus?" Sougo Toma's eyes twitched.
"This is the cunning point of the virus. Only by defeating Onii-chan first and breaking through Onii-chan's body defense can Xiaomi fight the virus to the death!"
"Why are you here to fight to the death?"
"Because Onii-chan's health must be protected by Xiaomi!" Miss Mi held the green onion in front of her chest and said with an inexplicable sense of mission on her face.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
"Otherwise, we'd better call an ambulance..."
"Onii-chan, don't you believe Xiaomi?" The eldest lady was dissatisfied.
"I think it's better to leave things like health to professionals..."
"For example, Xiao Mian?" As the eldest lady Mian spoke, she also held up the green onions and made a stabbing gesture.
"You should put down the green onions first..."
"Onii-chan, what Xiaomi has on hand is not green onions, it's a weapon against cold viruses!"
"Don't think that saying it another way will change the fact that it is green onions..."
"Why?" The eldest lady was dissatisfied: "Obviously Onii-chan just said that everything in the world can be turned into a sword, why can't green onions be turned into weapons..."
"Then no one will kill the virus with a sword!"
"But before we can deal with the virus, don't we have to defeat Onii-chan first?"
"You're putting the cart before the horse, aren't you? Didn't Xiaomi say you want to protect my health? It's too weird to use the term "knock down"..."
"But we can't eliminate the virus without defeating Onii-chan..." The eldest lady said in confusion: "It's all because Onii-chan was too resistant. If she was as willing to cooperate as others, Xiaomi wouldn't have to go to so much trouble..."
"Who will cooperate with this kind of thing? Let's not talk about whether it is effective. Even if it is effective, before the cold and fever are cured, something more important has been lost."
"What can I lose that is more important than my health?" Miss Mi asked after hearing this. Sougo Toma: "..." Is this useless person pretending to be stupid?
"I refuse to answer!"
"If you just wrap roasted onions around your neck, what important things will be lost?" Miss Mi continued to ask.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..." Hey! ?
"Around the neck?"
"Otherwise?" The eldest lady asked
"Doubtful" said. Sougo Toma: "..." Just wrapping green onions around your neck? Did he think too much?
etc! No, this loser is lying. The evidence is: "Come on, sir, didn't you just ask Onii-chan to hand over Kiku...what about that?"
"Xiao Mian just said it casually, to add some dramatic effect." The eldest lady mian tilted her head and said.
"Then what if you suddenly attacked me?"
"Who makes Onii-chan so resistant?" Sougo Toma said: "..." Anyone who took out the green onion after the suppository would think wrong, right?
"Just put onions around your neck?"
"Otherwise?" Speaking of this, the eldest lady suddenly said with a strange look on her face: "Wait a minute! Onii-chan doesn't think it's the way the orangutan master uses it, right? Insert it..." Sougo Toma said: " ..." Don't think that he doesn't know this, this is the trick of that good-for-nothing!
"Xiao Mian, you obviously..." But as soon as he said the words, the eldest lady Mian grabbed the conversation and preemptively said: "Onii-chan, how could Xiao Mian do such a thing? He wrapped green onions around his neck when he had a cold. It’s not like common sense Xiaomi doesn’t know…”
"You were clearly talking about inserting yourself into the Kikube area just now..." Sougo Toma also retorted.
"Wouldn't it be more dramatic to put it that way?" The eldest lady said with her index finger pointing up.
"Who are you going to show the dramatic effects to?"
"Of course I showed it to Onii-chan who can't do anything because of illness, so that Onii-chan won't get bored!" The eldest lady is so considerate of others.
"Then Onii-chan, do you want to thank you for your kindness?" Sougo Toma felt deeply happy about this, but he also resisted the urge to punch this good-for-nothing and make him cry, and said through gritted teeth. .
"There's no need to thank you. This is what Xiaomi should do..." Sougo Toma said: "..." This guy is more than he is, and he is the one who is pretending to be sick. Even if he is at fault, he is half the person. This guy is ...The eldest lady's words once again made Sougo Doma recite the Heart Sutra silently several times before he gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand: "Onii-chan, you are not so boring anymore. Can you just put green onions around your neck? Give me the green onions." Bar……"
"Onii-chan, do you think the effect of inserting it will be better?" The eldest lady did not hand over the green onion immediately, but asked seriously while holding her chin.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..." That's enough, don't give this waste a touch...
"Hehe..." But before he could do anything, the eldest lady handed over the green onion in her hand and said, "Young kid, are you joking, eh? Onii-chan's face has faded..." Sougo Toma : "..." Who did this guy learn from?
"Xiao Mi, I'm a patient! Even if my face looks pale, it's reasonable..."
"Hey..." The eldest lady put her index finger to her mouth and said, "That's right. Xiao Mian thought Onii-chan was scared, but it turned out to be because of illness..." Sougo Toma said: "... "This good-for-nothing knows everything!
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