"Onii-chan, Mi wants to eat pork chop rice!" Before Sougo Toma handed over the menu, the carnivore hamster Mi decided what he wanted to eat, but...
"Xiao Mi, who would order pork chop rice in a ramen restaurant? Besides, well-known ramen restaurants like this are generally very confident in their ramen skills, and there will be no choices that have nothing to do with ramen... …”
"Ahem..." Before Sougo Toma could finish speaking, the waiter who came over with a stack of documents coughed twice, interrupted his speech, and then whispered: "Pork chop rice, 800 yen.”
"Onii-chan, that's great, there's pork chop rice!"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
So, what kind of bullshit ramen shop is this? It doesn’t even have the courage to sell just ramen? The food world has fallen. If he wants to be one of the top ten, he has to compete with the chef of this restaurant! Let him only make ramen for the rest of his life!
"Sougo, I want Baumkuchen..." Mashiro Shiina also said.
"Forget about pork chop rice, this store can't even sell Baumkuchen, right? Desserts and ramen..."
"Ahem, Baumkuchen, 1,000 yen!" The waiter coughed twice again.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
This is definitely not an authentic ramen restaurant! ! !
"I, I also want pork chop rice..." Tamaki Ako seemed to be afraid that there was something wrong with the food she wanted to order, so she quickly ordered the dish she had just ordered.
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Why is he the only one who comes to a ramen shop to eat ramen?
"Sir, before I serve you Arctic Ramen, please sign this..." Just as he was unable to complain, the waiter on the side handed over the document in his hand.
"What is this?" Sougo Toma was puzzled, but before he could get the document, Hamster Buried grabbed it and said:
"Onii-chan, let me help you take a look..."
"A little insurance measure..." The waiter still had a professional smile on his face.
"What kind of insurance? Do I look like someone who needs insurance?" Tujian said, "I have money. Xiaomi, give them back the insurance and let them go straight to the ramen..."
"Ha, hehe..." However, Tuanzi didn't move, but his face turned ugly: "Oh, Oni-chan, then, we don't want that Arctic ramen, and the useless lazy pet cat Ragdoll Xiao Mi too I don’t want it anymore. Actually, if you think about it, how could anyone like that kind of useless cat? Xiaomi was also confused for a moment..."
"Xiao Mi, what's wrong with you?"
"Sir, I personally think you should follow this lady's advice. In addition, if you don't sign this insurance measure, we won't dare to serve Arctic Ramen..." the waiter said with a smile.
"Take it, take it, we won't order that Arctic ramen..." Before the other party could finish his words, Hamster Buried handed back the document in his hand.
"I understand..." The waiter took the document and said, "A returned Arctic Ramen, 500 yen."
"Wait a minute, what do you mean?" Sougo Tsuchima asked in confusion.
"Sir, didn't you read our promotion carefully? If you order Arctic Ramen and then return it, the customer will need to pay our store's 500 yen handling fee."
"Are I asking about the handling fee? What I'm asking is, what do you understand? Why can't you get it if I don't sign the agreement? Do you need to buy insurance to eat noodles?"
"Sir, you are not buying insurance, but we are buying insurance for ourselves..." The waiter unfolded the agreement, and saw a few big words written on it - Death Liability Agreement!
Tamaki Ako: "..."
What the hell is this! ?
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
He was silent for a long time: "I said, are you crazy? You have to sign a death liability agreement to eat ramen? Is this a roller coaster or a bungee jump? Are you planning to poison the ramen?"
"Sir, you can't say this nonsense..." The waiter heard this and said quickly: "Besides being spicy, our store guarantees that Arctic Ramen does not contain any toxins. However, our store's ramen claims to be spicy to hell. This is not an exaggeration. It can really transport people to another world!"
After hearing this, Sougo Tsuchima felt like he was being threatened or deceived. In the past, he was the one who threatened and deceived others, but he didn't expect that things would change and he would be...
Isn't it spicy? Would someone like him be afraid of spicy food when he eats super spicy hotpot and dips it in millet pepper? It's ridiculous that it makes people go to hell. Isn't this store just relying on this death liability agreement to bluff people? Innocent……
"I understand, please give me the liability exemption agreement..."
"Onii-chan, no!" Tuanzi, who was frightened, said,
"Sir, are you sure? Or, you should read the reviews of predecessors..." The waiter handed over the Death Waiver Agreement and the compiled customer messages. Sougo Doma glanced at the Death Waiver Agreement. The book is only one page, but there are a lot of messages from customers. No wonder this guy took a bunch of them when he first came here, and there were even comments in Chinese.
——There is no one in Guichuan and Hunan who cannot eat spicy food!
——There is no one in Guichuan and Hunan who cannot eat spicy food.
Of course, most of them are messages from this country.
——This is definitely a conspiracy of the dark organization!
——Why can’t you take public transportation when participating in a marathon?
——Why can’t you take public transportation when participating in a marathon?
——Why can’t you take public transportation when participating in a marathon?
——Why can’t I take public transportation when participating in a marathon?
——Uncle policeman, Kasan, Teacher Fujiki, I don’t dare anymore!
——The poor little boy wandering between internal medicine and anorectal medicine.
…
"Guest, these are messages and comments downloaded from the Internet. Are you sure you still want to insist on signing and let us serve Arctic Ramen?" the waiter asked while slowly flipping through the messages.
Tamaki Ako: "..."
How many victims are there? It turns out that there really is ramen that can drive people to hell...
Looking at the text and the miserable people in the picture, Soujian Tujian realized: "..."
Are you sure this isn't a threat?
etc!
Why is this operation so familiar?
Sougo Toma remembered something. He opened his mobile phone and found a certain bastard whom he had deceived - Etsuya Eizan!
