Chapter 2 My territory is where I am the craziest

Style: Science Author: Picking peaches and taking photosWords: 2673Update Time: 24/02/20 13:33:02
"I promise you!"

Jiang Yuyan's answer was firm and powerful, and the water molecules that were still a little nervous for a moment dissipated in an instant.

The surrounding things gradually returned from the pink princess room to the stall. Jiang Yuyan pinched the ginkgo leaf with her fingers and couldn't help but curl her lips slightly.

"What are you asking me to help without giving you any benefits, you stingy guy!"

Jiang Yuyan pouted her little mouth and complained, as if she heard her little temper. Suddenly a gust of wind blew the ginkgo leaves in her palm into ashes and faced it in the wind. The next second she felt herself surrounded by a ball of water.

"Sister Jiang, I have nothing to give you. I can only give you the super power of controlling water. I hope it will be useful to you!"

A gentle female voice sounded in Jiang Yuyan's ears, and all the water elements around him changed from dead to extremely active.

In the hot pot in the shop, the tea cups and condiment bottles in front of him, every drop of water-containing substances became very agile in front of Jiang Yuyan.

He stretched out his finger and slightly hooked it, and the water in the tea cup suddenly turned into water droplets scattered in the air. The most amazing thing was that Jiang Yuyan could hear every word and every breath of everyone around the water droplets.

Although she is not yet able to kill with water elements like the original owner, she can use water elements to complete eavesdropping and other abilities.

"It's a pity that my body hasn't recovered yet, otherwise I could kill people with water like her."

Jiang Yuyan smacked her lips, and all the water elements around her fell down the moment she spread her hands flat. Only then did she raise the corners of her lips in satisfaction, until the next second...

"Oh, who is so wicked as to throw hot water on you!"

A full cup of hot water was poured on the shop owner's bald head, which made him curse. Seeing that he was in trouble, Jiang Yuyan quickly covered his mouth and hurriedly put the mission manual into the limited edition G family bag.

"Boss, your workmanship is good. I'll come again next time!"

I quickly put down a wad of money, jumped into the Rolls-Royce Ghost on the side of the road with my sunglasses on, stepped on the accelerator and left the stall directly.

Until a long time later, the stall owner did not find out who poured hot water on him. He just found that when a man driving a million-dollar car came to eat his five-yuan bowl of Chaoshou, his whole body broke.

Jiang Yuyan left the souvenir stall and headed straight for her home. A white cat curled up in a ball in the back seat of the car, not daring to meow.

It was a mission system that Jiang Yuyan grabbed casually when he escaped from the main world. At first, he thought he could finally tie up the host.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Jiang Yuyan, the most wanted criminal in the world, standing in front of him, and the whole cat immediately shut up.

Fortunately, Miss Jiang has no intention of using it yet, and is just using it as a points mall.

After all, Miss Jiang completed her mission five hundred years ago and left a record 1.6 billion points that have not been redeemed. She is still at the top of the standings.

Jiang Yuyan just glanced at the products in the mission mall and closed the system in disgust.

It's been more than five hundred years, and those crappy things are still there, and they don't even know how to update them. It seems that if I want to spend money, I can only wait half a month until the Lord God Mall opens before I can use my points.

At the moment, Jiang Yuyan didn't plan to go home first, but was planning to find trouble with Bai Jiaojiao, because according to the original story line, he had just gotten off the plane and was attacked by a group of robbers on the way to the Li Group. .

But on this day, Li Jingchen's eyes were attracted by Bai Jiaojiao, so that his emergency call was not dialed, which laid the fuse of the conflict between the two.

Another trigger was that during the process of being kidnapped, Bai Jiaojiao made someone stun her, creating the illusion that she was being forced, and even recorded a photo and video.

Later, these evidences became evidence that Bai Jiaojiao threatened the heroine, making the hero think that the heroine was dirty.

It has to be said that the IQ of the female supporting character is quite high. Usually the heroine would be a little confused when meeting such a female supporting character, but it is a pity that she met Jiang Yuyan. She is not only a task force, but also a task worker who once had the title of Killer God. !

Other missionaries only dared to avoid this dangerous situation, but Jiang Yuyan not only did not avoid it, but also drove directly to the intersection where the kidnappers were ambush.

At the intersection, a black business car stopped on the side of the road. Several tall men with sinister features squatted on the ground and looked at the computers in front of them.

The light spot above had been parked in a parking lot far away. Jiang Yuyan saw through the water droplet monitoring that it was the location of a Porsche 911 that he usually drove.

I can only say that I don't really like driving sports cars. After all, the seats are very uncomfortable. I just pity these kidnappers, squatting alone on the roadside waiting for an unexpected result.

Jiang Yuyan lowered his head and calculated the gap between the enemy and ourselves. The three people on the opposite side just formed a wifi signal. How should he, a weak woman, deal with them?

Of course, he took out a baseball bat from the trunk, wore a pink peaked cap, and walked over carrying the baseball bat coolly.

At this time, the trio didn't know what kind of scene they were going to face. They just cursed at each other, saying that the timetable given by the boss was inaccurate.

"Boss, why don't we make a call to the big boss?"

A skinny boy can't bear it anymore. Isn't it just feeding mosquitoes by waiting like this?

The boss was also a little hesitant. After much deliberation, he thought about calling the big boss, but found that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get through the call and the signal was full. He felt strange and raised his head to look for a mobile phone signal. When he raised his head, he saw a beautiful The woman was sitting on a branch, smiling at him and waving her hand.

"Hey mom, why is there a woman here?"

The boss stretched out his hand to grab the younger brother, but he caught some air. When he looked to the right, he only saw air. He immediately felt something was wrong and swallowed, but when he turned around, he saw the girl in the pink hat standing in front of him like a ghost.

"Hi! I heard that you were coming to kidnap me, so I came to find you!"

Jiang Yuyan was smiling, but the boss turned pale, and immediately assumed a Wing Chun posture. Jiang Yuyan tilted his head, hooked his little hand, and sprinkled a basin of water on his face.

Then, he knocked him unconscious to the ground with a sap.

The man was ruthless and didn't say much. He knocked two people unconscious with two sticks. Jiang Yuyan looked at the only survivor in front of him while carrying a baseball bat.

Shouhou looked sad. If he had known that they were meeting this aunt, they would not have dared to take this order to death.

Seeing Jiang Yuyan walking towards him step by step, Skinny Hou consciously picked up a brick and begged for mercy in a sensible way: "Sister-in-law, don't bother you to take action, I will kill myself!"

As he spoke, he was about to hit himself in the head when he was interrupted by a stick that was so fast that no afterimage could be seen.

I saw Jiang Yuyan looking at him with a tsk, and Skinny Monkey suddenly covered his body and closed his eyes as if he was righteous: "Sister, a scholar can be killed or humiliated, you..."

"Go away! Where are you thinking! But with your thin dog figure, I can be of use to you!"

Jiang Yuyan woke him up with a stick and looked at the machines in the car. The AI ​​face-changing and various costumes were fully matched. It looked like Bai Jiaojiao was planning to use it to frame her.

But since it fell into her own hands, wouldn't it be a waste of her efforts if she didn't use it to deal with Bai Jiaojiao?

Then, she looked at the thin monkey beside her with crooked eyes, and threw a tube of hair removal cream directly from her bag.

In the face of his suspicious gaze, Jiang Yuyan threw out the various uniforms in the bag: "Here, take off your leg hair and take some AI-switched nude photos of this lady!"

"But sister, how can I take pictures alone?"

Jiang Yuyan expressionlessly threw two sticks at the two people on the ground, knocking them awake.

"Now that we have people, be smarter and act sexier!"

The three people who originally came to arrest Jiang Yuyan were pulled to a small photo factory under Jiang Yuyan's kind eyes, and then put on various prosthetics and uniforms in shame.

In the end, various pornographic photos and videos were taken. With Jiang Yuyan watching with joy on his face, the three of them had to use AI face-changing technology to replace Bai Jiaojiao's face, and then Jiang Yuyan was allowed to take away the 2T files in the memory.

After finally waiting for Jiang Yuyan to get into the car and leave, the three of them thought that today's misfortune was over. Unexpectedly, a police car followed them and took them away directly.

Seeing the smooth connection of the process, Jiang Yuyan yawned and stretched his back. It was exactly eight o'clock in the evening. It was time to go home and have a good sleep!

Tomorrow, she will have a good meeting with the male protagonist and female supporting character in this world.