"Actor Xiao is afraid."
"Hahahahahahaha, this big brother probably still remembers that time when Huanong caught the snake!"
"The pastoral variety show turns into a romance variety show."
"Actor Xiao is afraid..."
Huanong's mouth twitched when he heard Xiao Beilin's words: "How could it be possible? Don't think of me so much. I'm not such a person."
"Really?" Xiao Beilin obviously didn't believe it, how could Huanong not be that kind of person!
A wealthy lady can even catch a snake herself, what else can he believe?
"Go to the kitchen first."
"Haole," she doesn't know how to cook, nor is she good at housework. She must be good, listen to Xiao Beilin's instructions honestly, and try her best not to be scolded or besieged by Xiao Beilin's fans.
"What's there?"
"Only rice."
Huanong thought for a while: "If it doesn't work out, let's cook some porridge tonight to deal with it first, and then figure out a solution tomorrow?"
"That's the only way to do it."
"You give way and I'll do it?" Xiao Beilin wanted to work, but saw Huanong standing aside like a quail. It was of little use, but it was blocking the way.
"I'll help you?"
"No, it's very simple. I can do it myself."
"Do you believe that if I let you do it alone today, netizens will scold me and make me a hot search topic tomorrow?"
Xiao Beilin was a little speechless, but after thinking about it, he realized that, for a live show, fans from both families might be present, so if something bad happened, they all had to cool off.
"These girls have such a strong desire to survive."
"Hahahahahahaha, have you experienced being scolded?"
"Huanong: No one wants me to be scolded."
"Okay! You go wash the rice and I'll light the fire, okay?"
"meeting."
After all, she had played the role of a good wife and mother before, and she even enrolled in a class to learn how to do it properly. Otherwise, she would definitely have a black eye now and wouldn't be able to do anything.
The rice that Huanong honestly gave Xiao Beilin went out. In order to be realistic and get closer to rural life and nature, the program team arranged an earthen stove for them.
Cooking has suddenly become a highly technical matter.
Most people can't even light a fire. As soon as Hua Nong came in, he was shocked to see that actor Xiao had already lit a fire.
"You can do this too? Are you too awesome?"
"Actor Xiao, which girl from this family will be so lucky to marry you in the future? Marrying you will be such a blessing. Tell me how handsome you are, you have acting skills, and you have a good figure. , you are rich and can cook, you have all the advantages of all men in the world, you are truly unique~"
"Huanong, I won't mind if you eat free rice. There's no need to ask for rainbow farts."
The comment section of the live broadcast room was all filled with hahahahahahaha.
Fortunately, Huanong couldn't see him, otherwise, he probably wanted to twist off Xiao Beilin's head.
"You agree, I agree, but netizens disagree."
Xiao Beilin continued to light the fire and glanced at Huanong who was sitting on the pony at the door: "You have such a strong desire to survive?"
"No, I don't want people to say I'm on the moon."
"anyone there!"
The two were chatting, and the beautiful scene of peaceful time was broken by the villagers before it even started.
"Yes, ma'am, is something okay?"
"I live next door to you, and I saw this house empty for a long time. Finally, someone moved in and came over to bring you some food."
I go! Timely rain!
This aunt, dear!
"Auntie, come on, come on in, thank you so much, we are worried about having no food to eat!"
The aunt entered the kitchen and saw Xiao Beilin cooking. She glanced at Huanong and said, "You can't cook! How can you let a man do it?"
"I'm...learning."
"How can a man cook when there is a woman at home? A gentleman doesn't even know how to cook at a distance? Men want to make money outside, so how can they be surrounded by the stove? Look at you, this girl must not be married yet, even I don’t understand this at all.”
"Yes, yes, that's what the aunt taught me." Give me food and I can tolerate whatever you say.
People from the directing team: ...can you tolerate this? Add more money!
I don’t believe that Huanong can hold back from slandering others. They have known it for a long time. Huanong’s mouth is so talkative that he is so easy to talk today?
"Girl, will you get married in the future!"
"Me?" Huanong was surprised.
"Yes, you!" The aunt said and pulled up a stool to sit next to Huanong, as if she wanted to have a good chat with her.
"The fortune teller said, my husband, whoever you marry will have your whole family killed. Auntie, do you have a son? A grandchild is fine too. I think I can get along well with the auntie. If I want to get married in the future, I will come to find the auntie's help." I talked about matchmaking, lest I really can’t get married in the future.”
The smile on the corner of the aunt's mouth was a bit unbearable: "Girl, don't you be joking with me!"
"Why are you joking with aunt! If aunt thinks I am joking, then you call your son over, and I will go get the certificate from him tomorrow to see if what I said is true."
Xiao Beilin:…………
Program team: ..."Don't listen to her lies, and continue to find a topic to talk about."
After receiving the money from the director team, the aunt must get things done. She looked at Huanong earnestly and said: "Don't lie to me. I know that you little girls in the entertainment industry don't like to get married and are unwilling to get married, but you Have you ever thought about where you will be buried if you die without getting married?"
Huanong clapped his hands: "It's easy! Look who I have a grudge with when the time comes, I will die directly in their home."
"I'm dead, where do I care about burying me? I'll stick it in the wall of your house in the wind or rain. Anyway, you're the one I'm afraid of, not me. It's really not possible. You can just donate my body before you die. You can still buy the country after it's scrapped. Cemetery, not to mention saving money to buy a cemetery, I can still join the establishment when the time comes. Others will have to take the exam when they get into the establishment. When I join the establishment, I only need to lie down quietly, and the benefits will be much better. Madam, tell me, isn’t it great? Perfect."
aunt:…………
Program team:…………
"Auntie, why don't you go back and look at the bald patch of wall in your house now? When I die, mix my ashes with them and paste them directly on it. I'll be doing a good deed. Repair the walls of your home."
"Hey... Auntie, don't leave! Tian'er hasn't finished talking yet!"
Pfft... Xiao Beilin couldn't help but laugh out loud. Huanong picked up a chili pepper in the basket and threw it over: "Smile, laugh, laugh to death."
"The gentleman is far away from the kitchen, why don't you come with me? How can you let a grown man cook!" Huanong said in a strange tone.
Only then did Xiao Beilin hold back his smile: "Sorry, would you consider doing cross talk? I think you are quite suitable?"
"Director, it's cut."
"Put it online and buy hot searches," aren't the program crew just waiting for Huanong to troll people?
…………
"Sir, this is the itinerary for the wife's program, please take a look," Xu Wei handed the things to Lu Jing'an.
The latter took it and glanced at the next day's itinerary on the list: "Collecting mushrooms? All night long?"
