Just like what is said on the Internet, scumbag men can make women happy, and green tea can also make men satisfied.
Looking at Aphrodite who kept showing off her tea skills, Jiang Wenming just chuckled. Compared with the tea gods on the Internet, the goddess of love in front of her was just a newbie.
"Where are Kunpeng and the others?"
Jiang Wenming had no time to continue admiring her tea art, so he could only change the topic first.
"I don't know. I have been guarding the young master here for the past month. How can I have time to see other men?"
Jiang Wenming:...
"If you continue to be so arrogant, I will help you find some husbands later."
"It's boring! Kunpeng and the others seem to have gone to Heaven. They don't know what they are doing. They look very anxious."
"Going to heaven?"
Jiang Wenming was stunned.
When did the relationship between the Monster Clan and Heavenly Court become so good?
"Forget it, I'll go back to China first. If Kunpeng comes to find me, just go to China."
After Jiang Wenming finished speaking, he turned into a stream of light and disappeared.
"Heh, he ran pretty fast."
The smile on Aphrodite's face slowly faded, she stretched, and then turned into countless bubbles and disappeared.
Within China.
Today is New Year's Eve, the annual Spring Festival in China, and there are lanterns and colors everywhere.
It has been many years since the Mythical Arena began. It has not been so lively for many years.
As if venting their revenge, people took out all the fun, playable, modern and ancient things.
Various cities began to engage in crazy involution, and apart from not giving away objects, they basically gave away everything they could.
Focus on a pet baby!
The awakened gods organized themselves and were responsible for patrolling all over the city, not worried about any illegal crimes.
Mainly to prevent accidents such as fires from happening.
In fact, since the emergence of the underworld, China's crime rate has completely disappeared.
Especially after seeing the 'Pillars of Merit' appearing in various places, the crimes he has committed can be found at any time if he wants to.
The underworld also thoughtfully gave them notes on where they could go in the future with their current merits, whether they would be reborn in a good pregnancy or go to the 18th level of hell, as well as a one-day trip experience corresponding to the hell.
The result is that no one in the country dares to do anything immoral, and illegal crimes are completely eliminated.
After all, no one wants to go to hell to experience the punishment after death.
In order to prevent those who have committed serious sins from breaking the jar, the underworld has also added methods to accumulate merit on the merit pillar.
Don’t pick up lost items on the road, don’t close your door at night, provide for the elderly and provide for the young!
No one thought that the world would be united under such circumstances.
It really confirms what Sun Wukong said, instead of persuading people to do good, it is better to kill until no one dares to do evil!
The torture of the underworld is like a sword of Damocles, always suspended above everyone's head.
It usually does not affect people's lives. This sword will fall only when Yangshou ends.
Jiang Wenming did not go to the capital this time, but returned to Chaoge City. After all, this is his hometown... right?
Looking at the unfamiliar city below, Jiang Wenming subconsciously looked for landmark buildings.
"That's right, it's Chaoge City. But when did Chaoge City become like this?"
There are ladies in costumes everywhere, guards with knives everywhere, and a group of muscular men flexing their muscles in the ice and snow.
Forget it, but what about those gifts of pearls and diamonds?
Also, those people are holding giant pandas, right?
You call this a local specialty?
Hiss~
Jiang Wenming took a breath and looked at the landmark building again to confirm that he was in the right place.
"Damn it! I have lived for more than ten years in vain, and I didn't even know that these things exist where I am."
Just as he was smiling bitterly, he suddenly heard a noise.
"Chiang Shen is back!"
"It's really Jiang Shen!"
"Oh, welcome Jiang Shen home for the New Year!"
"..."
The crowd below instantly began to boil. Who would have thought that the person who helped China end the mythical arena would actually come from their Chaoge City.
A sense of pride arose spontaneously.
What an honor!
The city lord Li Siyuan flew in from a distance, and with him were more than a dozen gods' favored ones.
"Jiang Shen, you are back. I thought you were planning to celebrate the New Year in Kyoto this year, hahaha..."
Li Siyuan laughed, looking particularly enthusiastic.
"City Lord Li, you are too kind. Without your help, I would not have been able to reach this point today."
Everyone is carrying the sedan chair, and if the other party is polite to you, you can't lose your etiquette.
No matter who you are, don’t take yourself too seriously; similarly, no matter who others are, don’t take others too seriously!
This is what his master taught him in his previous life.
Always maintain the heart of an apprentice. Only in this way can you recognize yourself and go further.
After exchanging a few words with Li Siyuan, Jiang Wenming discovered that there was an acquaintance behind him, and that was Xiao Yu, whom he had met when he first came to this world.
"Hi, Xiao Yu, long time no see."
Jiang Wenming took the initiative to say hello to the other party.
"I've met God Jiang."
Xiao Yu quickly returned the gift.
At that time, he was high-spirited and the proud son of his school, but he was just a low-level person.
At that time, I even laughed at the other party and randomly added entries to the gods.
Who would have thought that things are unpredictable. In just a few months, both sides have undergone earth-shaking changes in terms of strength and status.
He doesn't even dare to shout his own name now.
"You guys should stop calling me Jiang Shen. You should call me by my name. If you keep calling me that, people will think how old I am. How will I find a partner in the future."
Jiang Wenming made a self-deprecating joke.
When Li Siyuan and others heard this, they also showed kind smiles.
"Let's go, this is not the place to talk. Today, all the restaurants in the city jointly held a chef competition, inviting people from all walks of life to serve as judges, and all the food cooked was distributed to the audience for free.
How about we join in the fun? You can also grab a delicious meal by the way. "
Li Siyuan said half-jokingly.
With his status, the other party might not be able to invite him even if he wanted to. Now he is completely considering Jiang Wenming's youthful temperament.
After all, they all came from this age, how could they not know what young people want.
Join in the fun and be in the limelight.
By the way, he just said he wanted to find a partner. There are quite a few outstanding girls participating in this event, so maybe he can meet someone he likes.
Seeing Li Siyuan's enthusiasm, Jiang Wenming couldn't refuse, so he could only follow them down to take a look.
…
"It's almost eleven o'clock."
"What's wrong? Are you busy?"
Jiang Wenming saw Li Siyuan checking the time and thought something was wrong with him.
"That's not true. After eleven o'clock, the gods in the sky will come down to earth to bless the Chinese people. I also want to be happy, hahaha..."
Li Siyuan stated his purpose.
"Look at my memory, I have completely forgotten about this."
After a month of intense training, I had already completely forgotten about this matter.
