This sacrificial ceremony is not only to celebrate the victory in the mythical arena, but also as the Spring Festival is approaching, I want to take this opportunity to have some fun.
All previous restrictions have been lifted, and the Chinese people who have worked hard for a year have the right to watch the fireworks.
Fifty-six ethnic groups across the country have taken out everything they had packed in their boxes, and each place is celebrating the arrival of this festival in its own unique way.
The world is unified, nothing better than this!
The people of the universe who were attached to China at first wanted to express their dissatisfaction when they saw China showing off so many things at once, feeling that China was occupying their history.
This statement has been around for a long time, but at that time, the history of the Chinese Empire was seriously faulty, and no reasonable evidence could be found.
But it’s different now!
After the return of the sages of the past dynasties, all the blank history was filled in, and the Chinese people suddenly became more confident.
Some old professors and bloggers took action to sort out the information, and a history book recording five thousand years of China was jointly compiled.
The history of Chinese mythology compiled by Chiang Kai-shek has also been mapped out one by one by people with lofty ideals based on history, including era, background, location, etc.
With the concerted efforts of countless patriots, the first draft of this book was compiled in just three days.
And named it "Five Thousand Years of China".
And it is distributed for free to everyone to watch. In China, starting from kindergarten, the first lesson is to tell them about this great country.
Those who were unconvinced and clamored for China to return their history and culture. After reading this book, they were first disdainful, then shocked, and finally... began to shout that this is theirs!
Chinese netizens are not used to these shameless sticks.
As the saying goes, hitting someone in the face, scolding someone and exposing their shortcomings, to deal with this kind of person, you must be extremely ruthless.
As a result, netizens with great supernatural powers began to dig up the history of the Universe Country.
You said kimchi is from your country?
Netizens in Sichuan Province can’t sit still. We have thousands of years of history here, and you also snatch up the craftsmanship that has been eliminated?
Someone on the spot took out the history of their pickles, from the history to the production methods. In half a day, they came up with recipes for thousands of dishes and started slapping them in the face.
You said the silk comes from your universe?
This time more people came forward, and in order to be more convincing, some people even posted about silkworm raising.
The trolls from the Universe Country didn’t give up, so they claimed that those traditional festivals belonged to their country.
As a result, no one stood up to argue this time.
Because there is a big boss in the archeology department, after studying the history of the Universe Kingdom, he discovered that the Universe Kingdom actually belongs to China.
This point has also been unanimously recognized by the historians of the Universe Kingdom, because the history recorded in their history books coincides with the history of China.
They were a barbarian land that broke away from China. No one cared about it before, but over time they became independent.
As soon as this conclusion came out, Chinese netizens immediately expressed their opinions.
"Kimchi is yours, silk is yours, writing is yours, traditional festivals are yours, and you are Chinese!"
The people in Sakura Province immediately laughed mercilessly.
"Everything you say all day long belongs to you, now it's okay, the things belong to you, and you belong to China. Are you surprised or surprised? So when will you return to the embrace of China?"
In order to show the enthusiasm of the Chinese nation for the return of homeless children, the song "China Welcomes You" was born.
With the Chinese people's best wishes for the reunification and integrity of the motherland, Long Weijun personally went out and spent a day visiting the senior officials of the Universe State.
Finally, in a friendly atmosphere, Universe State agreed to return to the embrace of the motherland and became the 25th province of China.
They also got all the cultural heritage they wanted as they wished. The moment they announced their participation, they were moved to tears.
For this reason, the people of Chaoge City specially sent dozens of tons of watermelons.
time flies.
Five days passed in the blink of an eye.
Jiang Wenming did nothing during the past five days, except for practicing, eating and sleeping. Not that he wanted to do this, but since he came back, various celebrities have come to him to build relationships.
You give him luxury cars and villas, he gives you beauties and wine, and your own daughter pushes her towards him as if she is not your biological child.
At first, Jiang Wenming was flattered. After all, who doesn’t like beautiful women wearing cars and cars?
However, he soon discovered that these people were too purposeful in making friends with him and were blindly flattering. If Aphrodite hadn't awakened him at the critical moment, he would have almost been lost among them.
In the end, he simply used the excuse of seclusion and locked himself up.
Perhaps it was because he was bored alone in the room. He practiced besides practicing. He could now drink two sips of the gourd elixir that Kunpeng gave him every day.
Although there was no breakthrough, he felt that the energy and blood in his body were getting thicker and thicker. Ordinary weapons could not even break his skin when hit on him.
"I can finally have a good rest."
After finishing the practice, Jiang Wenming lay in the hot spring wearing large flower pants and moaned in comfort.
"Wow!"
There was a sound of water.
He looked up and saw that his nose was almost bleeding.
Aphrodite was seen wearing a three-point swimsuit, slowly walking into the water, her figure looming hidden by the dense water vapor.
But this feeling of holding a pipa and half-covering your face makes it look even more attractive.
The most important thing is that Aphrodite is very good at illusions and can automatically generate your favorite appearance based on other people's memories.
That's why Jiang Wenming had such a big reaction when he saw her appearing.
"Master, do you need a massage?"
Aphrodite's charming voice sounded, and Jiang Wenming's bones went numb.
But he also knew that the other party was deliberately trying to seduce him, and it was impossible for anything to really happen. Even if it happened, it would only be to take advantage of him in the illusion.
"Aphrodite, are you tired? You do this every day."
Jiang Wenming couldn't help but complain.
"You're not tired. Master Demon Master said that you want me to help you temper your mind. So, do you want to try something more exciting today?"
Jiang Wenming:...
"Well, actually, I used to retreat a lot to hone my Taoist mind. I had more teachers than you think."
"Are they the teachers from Sakura Province? Do you think they are prettier than me? And... do you think they know more than me?"
Like a mermaid, Aphrodite swam to Jiang Wenming, leaned down, and blew gently in his ear.
For Jiang Wenming, who had zero actual combat experience, how could he withstand the teasing of Aphrodite, who had experienced many battles.
Feeling the smoothness coming from his body and the elasticity that was firmer than beef balls, his face suddenly turned red.
You can't push the other person away at this time, otherwise wouldn't it look like he's cowardly?
Isn’t it just about tempering one’s Taoist heart?
I'm still afraid that you won't make it.
Dawei Tianlong! Ahem, wrong! Come again!
"The Tao can be Tao, but it is very Tao, and the name can be famous, but it is very famous..."
