Taibai Jinxing glanced at him and silently turned into a girl: "Would you like to learn Pipa? I guarantee that you can charm all living beings and become a peerless goddess."
"you you……"
Jiang Wenming opened his mouth in astonishment and pointed at her, unable to say a complete sentence for a long time.
"What? Do you look down on my Pipa?"
After Taibai Jinxing became a daughter, the murderous aura in her body almost turned into reality.
"No, no, no... no need!"
Jiang Wenming quickly shook his head.
It's not that he despises playing the pipa, it's mainly because the last sentence is too scary.
It gave him the illusion that he was losing the most important thing.
Taibai Jinxing calmed down his momentum, turned into a good old man again, and looked at Jiang Wenming with a playful expression.
"You can come to me anytime if you want to learn."
Jiang Wenming lowered his head and said nothing, pretending that he was a mushroom and could not understand.
In the arena.
When Zeus saw that his opponent was a little baby, he immediately felt humiliated.
"Has the Chinese God System lost its gods? You actually sent a little kid out to die! Or are your so-called emperors greedy for life and afraid of death?"
Zeus said this just to show his power and belittle the Chinese gods.
But he never thought that this sentence would directly offend the five bosses.
"Nezha, if you win, I will take care of all the trouble you cause in the future. If you lose... I will personally fish out your true spirit, strip it naked and hang it in the Nantianmen for a thousand years."
Emperor Fengdu's eyes flashed coldly and he said lightly.
The four emperors in heaven glanced at Emperor Fengdu and did not speak, but their attitude was regarded as acquiescence.
Nezha, who has always been fearless, trembled immediately after hearing what Emperor Fengdu said.
"Yes! I promise to beat you until the emperor is satisfied."
Nezha dared to quarrel with all the emperors in heaven, but he did not dare to quarrel with this big boss.
The reason is simple, this boss can really do such a thing.
If you say a thousand years, not even an hour will be missing.
Even if his soul is gone, it's useless. As long as the boss is willing, he can spend countless years looking for his true spirit and resurrect him.
Although his strength cannot be restored, his memory can definitely help him awaken it.
When he thought of that scene, Nezha wanted to shoot Zeus to death.
Let you be so mean-mouthed that you will bring trouble to me.
"very good!"
Emperor Fengdu nodded with satisfaction and said no more.
"Little baby, do you have any last words before you die?"
Zeus said, pretending to be kind.
"Your sister was taken away to sleep!"
"???What did you say?"
Zeus was stunned for a moment, thinking he heard wrongly.
"Your wife was slept with!"
"presumptuous!"
Zeus was furious and thunder surrounded him.
"Your daughter was slept with!"
Nezha criticized him three times.
"Hahahaha... I'm laughing so hard!"
"Master Nezha is so cute!"
"What a heart-breaking three blows. Zeus is worthy of being the king of gods. He can withstand these three blows."
"I saw how cute Nezha was before, but I didn't expect that he would be even worse than Jiang when he spoke."
"Zeus's face was pressed to the ground and rubbed!"
"Hahaha... I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore, I stopped laughing."
"..."
How happy the audience was, how ugly Zeus looked.
"Nezha is a good boy. Li Jing teaches you well!"
Emperor Ziwei looked at Li Jing approvingly, then picked up the teacup and took a sip.
"Although this boy is usually quite naughty, when it comes to serious matters, he is still quite reliable!"
Emperor Gouchen also nodded in agreement.
"Perhaps we all wrongly blamed him. As a child, there is no way he has any bad intentions."
Emperor Fengdu also looked approvingly.
"The dog is naughty and makes you laugh."
Li Jing had a proud look on his face. Let's see if you guys will still use the word 'big filial son' to make sarcastic remarks in the future.
"My son has finally grown up, not bad, not bad."
Li Jing nodded happily and picked up the tea cup on the table.
The gods of heaven and earth were very satisfied with Nezha's performance.
It's a bit rough, but it's still very refreshing when dealing with enemies.
But, the next moment!
"I used to think that the Jade Emperor was quite miserable, but compared with you, he is much happier than you."
Nezha seemed to have thought of something and added another sentence.
"puff!"
Li Jing just took a sip of fairy tea and spurted out a mouthful of tea.
Emperor Gouchen and Emperor Fengdu were also confused. They didn't know where to put their hands holding the tea cups.
Are you, a little kid like you, able to talk nonsense about the Jade Emperor's family affairs?
What's more, these words also involve two rebels, Erlang Shen and Chen Xiang.
Do you know how many people this sentence offended?
"Li Jing, you are really good at teaching!"
Emperor Ziwei glanced at Li Jing with an expression of wishing for blessings for himself.
"Ahem, the kid really doesn't have any bad intentions, but he might be really bad. What do you fellow Taoists think?"
Emperor Fengdu coughed dryly and glanced at the gods. The threat on his face was self-evident.
The immortals suppressed their laughter and nodded in agreement, "The emperor is right, Li Jing's great son has reached a new level of filial piety."
Emperor Gou Chen even had a constipated expression on his face. He had just praised him before, but in the blink of an eye he was slapped in the face.
I couldn't help but curse in my heart: "Little bastard, do you think I can beat the Jade Emperor or something? You really think that since I am an emperor, I won't be put in small shoes, right?"
Nezha didn't know that just because of one sentence, he directly offended all the big guys in heaven and earth.
Well, that also includes Erlang Shen who is in a coma.
"When the master wakes up, I will definitely sue him and make you want to eat me all day long!"
Although Erlang Shen was unconscious, Roaring Sky Dog's dog eyes were still looking at him!
Considering that Nezha wants to stew dog meat all day long, one can imagine the relationship between the two.
If he is not sued, he will change the name of Roaring Dog to Pug.
In the arena.
Zeus was immediately blown away by Nezha's words. Well, it's not an adjective, he was really blown away!
His body exploded and turned into a power grid, overwhelmingly attacking Nezha.
"Hot Wheels!"
Two flames rose up from Nezha's feet, one rolled backwards and avoided the power grid area.
Put your palms on your lips, take a deep breath, and exhale directly.
"call!"
Raging flames spurted from his mouth.
The flame and the power grid came into contact, and the two elements that were originally incompatible exploded violently at this moment.
"Ah~"
A scream came.
The power grid quickly gathered together, and Zeus's figure regrouped.
Only this time, his body was covered with a layer of flames, burning his originally fair skin into black charcoal.
"Hahaha...roasted pig!"
Nezha pointed at Zeus and laughed, even rolling in the air holding his stomach.
"Thunder and lightning!"
A beam of light fell from the void and fell on Zeus, and the Samadhi True Fire on his body was directly scattered by the thunder.
A terrifying aura came from Zeus.
The lightning scepter lit up with golden light and turned into thunder and lightning.
"go!"
Zeus threw the lightning scepter directly like a spear.
"Huntian Ling!"
Nezha directly summoned Huntian Ling to stand in front of him.
"Tashira..."
The sound of pieces of cloth tearing was heard.
