"worn out--!"
When Sato Kazuma returned to the mansion, he threw himself on the sofa and said loudly as if he was making a promise to someone: "I have decided! No matter who it is, I will never get involved again! I will never get involved again!" Enjoy your leisurely days!”
He finally understood why the rich would rather have their sons eat and drink than let them start a business.
After all, you don’t really have to spend much money on food and drink, but if you want to start a business, you will be saddled with a large amount of debt if you are not careful.
Just like this time.
"But Sato-kun, you always say you won't get involved anymore, but as long as someone tempts you a little bit, you'll get involved again. It's hard for people to trust you."
"That's why I said I'm serious this time!"
Sato and Zhenqi said vigorously, as if no one could persuade him to do anything.
Soon, he discovered something unusual.
He turned his head and looked at someone sitting on the sofa by the window, winked and said:
"Senior Xiaolin?!"
Only then did he realize that the person he was talking to was the team leader who had not come out of the virtual game for several days.
But so strange.
It looked like...
"I emptied the magazine at the succubus shop last night, and it's like I entered saint mode today...it's not good, I actually said it subconsciously."
Sato Kazuma quickly covered his ears. He knew that if he offended a certain maid, he would be severely punished to death.
However--
After waiting for a long time, the maid didn't speak harshly about him. She opened her eyes and looked over in confusion, and found that the Sanwu maid, who had always been silent and emotionless, turned out to be shy and rosy like a girl.
What really happened between the two of them.
Kobayashi coughed lightly: "Ahem, Sato-kun, do you know? Liu Zi is a doll girl, with parts inside. But in the virtual game space, she becomes a real girl."
"It's true, it's a lie..."
Sato Kazuma was dumbfounded.
Because the atmosphere was so similar, his unintentional words were confirmed.
No wonder he didn't come out of the game for several days, no wonder Kobayashi-senpai was sitting in front of the window like a saint, no wonder the venomous maid lady in the past would be shy when teased, but it turned out that she was really drained!
Virtual games are amazing!
Sato Kazuma didn't know what to say, and the awkward atmosphere spread throughout the room. In the end, it was Kobayashi who spoke first.
"Speaking of which, where's Aqua?"
"She's looking for trouble."
"Looking for trouble?"
"Well, find fault with Wiz."
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at the same time.
An uninvited guest came to Wiz's Magic Item Shop.
Aqua opened the door roughly.
"excuse me--!"
"Welcome light...what? It turns out to be you, the god of plague. The exit is over there."
Vanir felt a little bored when he saw the stupid goddess.
"How could I go back! I'm a guest!" Aqua put her hands on her hips and asked, "By the way, what's going on with the products you have here!"
"Is there anything wrong with our products..."
The weak Lich Girl asked in a low voice.
Aqua took out a jar and said, "This jar of oil is defective! I bought it because you said it could increase lubrication. But after I used it, I found out that it was just water! My homemade yo-yo was damaged. It was lubricated by oil and made an annoying squeaking sound!"
"Hmm..." Barnier said after thinking: "You accidentally touched it before using it and purified it into water. That oil was carefully selected by me."
Since he took over the magic item shop, he has strictly controlled the purchase of goods.
The oil like Aqua said is one of them, so the quality can be guaranteed.
"Hmph - no wonder I purify it. I can't use the oil that is full of demonic stench. Because, I am a goddess!"
"You don't mention your carelessness at all, but you still dare to say it so confidently, you plague god, please leave this store quickly!"
OK, the case is solved.
The stupid goddess is here to cause trouble.
"I don't want it!" Aqua said: "For my new banquet talent, I need oil that can lubricate the yo-yo! How could I just go home like this!"
That insistent look seemed to say that she had decided on this.
"yo-yo?"
Wiz thought for a moment and said, "Ms. Aqua, if that's the case, we have a good product here..."
"You said it's a good product? Did you purchase it without telling me?!" Barnier's expression changed.
The Lich Girl hurriedly explained: "Please, please don't be angry! This will definitely satisfy Aqua-sama!"
"Just listen to what you have to say."
"This is the product I want to recommend!"
"Hey, it's not oil, but a yo-yo?"
Aqua was a little surprised when Lich Girl took out a yo-yo.
Wiz explained: "Although it looks like an ordinary yo-yo, even a novice can easily perform stunts continuously. It is an excellent yo-yo!"
"What did you say? Stop joking!"
"Aqua-sama? This yo-yo is very powerful. Why are you angry?"
"Listen up Wiz, talent should not be awarded by others, but must be mastered by yourself! This is simply a heretic and a serious insult to artists!"
"Is that so?"
The Idiot Goddess has her own unique understanding of talent and believes in it deeply.
I have no idea whether she is the goddess of water or the goddess of talent.
"Speaking of which, shopkeeper, do you have an instruction manual?"
"Yes, here!"
"Let us see...oh!"
Barnier looked at the instructions handed over by Wiz and seemed surprised by this yo-yo.
Aqua was extremely vigilant and said, "No matter what, I won't buy it."
"Oh, don't say that, how about you try it out first?" Barnier advised: "Even I am very satisfied with the product this time. You will never regret it, and if you just try it out, you won't be charged."
"I can't stand it. It's such a pestering demon. I will never use it. Xiaolin always teaches me a lesson, saying that he is greedy for small things and loses big things..."
“Now it also comes with a side dish set that is perfect for pairing with bubble wine as a trial gift!”
"...I said it first, it's just a trial."
The stupid goddess finally failed to resist the temptation of the devil and lost to the side dish set meal.
Aqua then took the yo-yo in her hand.
"Oh. It feels quite comfortable to pick up."
"Right, right, it's a little inconvenient here, please be sure to try it outside!"
After saying that, the three of them came outside.
The yo-yo tumbled in Aqua's hand, flying up and down dizzyingly.
"Yeah! Drink! Ha! It feels pretty good... Yo, ha! The next move is to take the running lizard for a walk!"
The idiot goddess became more and more skillful, and the moves she used became more and more gorgeous.
Wiz exclaimed: "It's amazing, the Yo-Yo is almost like it's alive."
"He is indeed a famous master in the town."
Even Barnier has to admit that the Idiot Goddess is unique in her talents.
"What about the next secret technique?"
"Talent cannot be performed just by being asked to do it. I am a little reluctant to perform in front of the insidious devil, but... forget it, I don't know why I am in a good mood! Look~ mine! Look, how do you feel about the goddess? Are you intimidated by the gorgeous skills!...Hiccup?!"
For some reason, the stupid goddess burped.
She obviously didn't drink.
Seeing that her cheeks were red and her body was unstable, Wiz asked with concern: "Are you okay, Lady Aqua?"
"Oops? That's weird. Why does Wiz seem to have several... hiccups! And his head is getting more and more painful... hiccups!" Aqua shook her head and said with a very bad expression: "I have this feeling. Impression, this is..."
"That's right! It's a hangover! The longer you use that yo-yo, the more intense the feeling will be like drinking bubble wine!"
Barnier explained triumphantly, with a sinister smile on his lips, as if his plan had succeeded.
Aqua asked: "Hey, Wiz! Are you going to sell that defective product to me again... hiccup?!"
"How, how can you say it's a defective product! This is a magic item with outstanding creativity that makes it easier to master the moves as your emotions rise higher! However, it should be said that Aqua-sama's mastery speed is beyond my imagination... …”
At the end of the sentence, Lich Girl was obviously apologetic. However, she didn't realize that the idiot goddess had superhuman abilities in other aspects besides her job.
"Even if you say so... well, I'm starting to feel a little nauseous. I'm going to vomit... ugh -"
“Eeeeeeeee————!!!”
In the end, Aqua was still unable to get rid of the dizziness. She turned her head and vomited in the corner in a mess, just like she vomited a rainbow after drinking too much in the guild!
"Huhahaha——"
Barnier, the Archduke of Hell, laughed wildly and said happily: "I didn't expect to see the God of Plague like this. The goods purchased by the scrap shop owner can be used occasionally! If you have learned a lesson, I would like to advise you. It’s best not to find fault with the product again! Huhahahahaha!!!”
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"So, you ran back after being teased?"
"Because it's all the fault of that insidious demon, it's not my problem! So Xiaolin, let's go and defeat that demon! Then let the kingdom give us another bounty!"
"How is that possible? After all, it's your fault."
"It hurts."
Xiaolin's hand knife hit the stupid goddess on the head, causing her to scream in pain and burst into tears.
If she hadn't been seduced by the side dish set that was perfect for pairing with bubble wine, how could Barnier have found the opportunity to tease her? Moreover, it was her fault to find fault in the first place.
"Besides, Aqua, you said you were teased, so why did you bring this yo-yo back?"
"This, this...hehehehe."
The stupid goddess hurriedly hid the yo-yo, and then smiled awkwardly at Xiao Lin. Needless to say, I must be reluctant to part with this yo-yo.
"That's it, that's the end of the matter."
"I see……"
Seeing that Xiao Lin was not convinced, Aqua curled her lips unwillingly.
The fight between the goddess and the devil may be important to her, but it is nothing more than a trivial matter to Xiao Lin and others. I hope they don't affect other people.
"Speaking of which, Xiaolin, you have come out of the virtual game."
"...You finally noticed."
"Why does it take so long? Is there anything new inside? We didn't explore it properly last time due to time constraints. Did Xiaolin and Liu Zi discover anything new?"
"Well..."
I really can't tell anyone about the three days and nights that I and Liu Zi stayed at the Love Hotel. But the stupid goddess's shining expectant eyes made Xiao Lin feel a strong sense of guilt.
I have no choice but to talk about trivial matters. However, Aqua seemed to be inspired by something and had a wonderful idea, and ran to the warehouse where the virtual game console was placed without looking back.
"What happened to Aqua?"
"have no idea……"
Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma looked at each other.
A few more days passed like this, but I didn't expect that the stupid goddess had actually created something magical.
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"Look! My new invention!"
In the warehouse, the idiot goddess proudly displayed the virtual host behind her.
Sato Kazuma rubbed his head.
"...Since when did you become an inventor? Besides, this thing looks the same as before."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, that's so superficial, Kazuma. This is something I only thought of when I had an idea!"
"Hmph...it's an invention that came from a sudden inspiration."
"Don't look down on it!"
Seeing that Sato Kazuma was disapproving, Aqua puffed up her mouth angrily.
It is true that the idiot goddess can always make magical things, but at the same time she also produces a bunch of useless garbage, and the proportion of it is too large, so Sato Kazuma does not think Aqua will make anything useful.
Xiao Lin also looked at the machine carefully, and it seemed that it was no different from before, but the stupid goddess seemed to be confident in what she said.
"Aqua, what did you do?"
"Hehehehe - you will be shocked if I tell you! I combined this machine with Xiaolin's ring!"
"……What's the meaning?"
Her words left Xiao Lin confused.
Aqua explained: "This machine can allow people to enter the virtual game space. How does it work? Yes, it uses the human body's neuron signals to reshape a body in the game! And Xiaolin's ring can travel through time. World, what does the combination of the two represent? Kazuma-kun, you answer!"
"There is no need to travel through time in person, and there is no risk of death...?"
"You're right! Also, since it's a game, it means you can adjust and change the settings. But the strange thing is that it can only adjust time, so I adjusted the flow rate of time to the upper limit of 1:1000! That is Say, one hour outside is a thousand hours in the game! How about that?"
"Okay, so awesome! Aqua, are you a genius!"
"She's a goddess!"
The stupid goddess who was praised by Sato Kazuma proudly puffed up her chest.
Even Xiao Lin was shocked by her cool operation. She increased her thinking speed by 1000 times. Isn't this an alternative world of acceleration?
"Aqua, what are the disadvantages of it?"
"have no idea."
"Hello……"
"Because no one has used it. After all, only Xiaolin can use the ring. Oh, in that case, Liu Zi probably can't be used together. After all, after extracting the neuron signals, she is programmed to be a human being and is no longer an object. She cannot use the time travel ring that only Xiaolin can use."
In other words, will he be the only one traveling through the world next?
"Master Xiaolin..."
"Ah, I know."
Xiaolin understood what Liu Zi wanted to say.
There is no guarantee what will happen after using it, and the former insurance maid Liu Zi cannot follow. Maybe this time travel will be the most dangerous one in history.
"But I want to go! Because it may change the future time travel."
"Master Xiaolin?"
"Don't worry. Didn't Aqua say that neuron signals enter it, and even if you die, it will not affect reality, it will just exit the game."
"Even so..."
Seeing Xiaolin's determined expression, Liu Zi opened her mouth, which eventually turned into a helpless sigh.
"Huh, it seems that Mr. Xiaolin will leave me alone no matter what. I understand, I will take care of you here."
"Please, Liu Zi."
After comforting the worried maid, and then putting on the virtual helmet under Aqua's guidance, the idiot goddess said: "Don't worry, I will help you."
"Please, Aqua."
"Have a nice trip, Xiaolin."
"I'm going."
For some reason, seeing her divine smile like a goddess, Xiao Lin's originally worried heart gradually calmed down and he closed his eyes.
Then--
"——Link Start!"
(End of chapter)
