A mansion in the suburbs of Axel.
"Phew——, I'm so exhausted."
Sato Kazuma was lying lazily on the sofa, with his limbs spread out in four directions, looking like a weak and useless person squatting at home.
Not just him, but the rest of the team seemed to be exhausted.
This is not to blame for their laziness, but rather that many of them were tricked by the bald researcher in the virtual game space, and had a thorough experience of what it means to play a shit-making online game!
If it were selected by IGN, it would probably be rated 8 points. But IGN's 8 points can only be said to be understood by everyone.
"Speaking of which, where is Senior Xiaolin?"
"I went on a date with Liu Zi in the virtual space."
"Really or not, is poor senior Xiaolin going to be tortured by playing shit again? I hope he can come back safely."
"I actually think it's quite fun."
Huihui was a little unhappy.
She originally begged Kobayashi to take her with her so that she could visit the Red Tower (Tokyo Tower) again, but she was rejected on the grounds that "this is a date between two people."
He said in front of her that he wanted to go on a date with another woman. Even though he was a little lolita, he was not so generous as to have a flat chest.
"Well, it's so peaceful..."
Everyone lamented the peaceful life, but Aqua seemed thoughtful, making a cup of tea and handing it over.
"Kazuma, I made you a cup of black tea."
"Oh, you're welcome then."
Sato Kazuma took it and took a sip, nodded and said:
"Yes, it's hot water."
Regardless of tea or bubble wine, any liquid that is touched by the stupid goddess will turn into pure hot water. This is a double-edged sword type of physique.
stare--
Aqua watched him drink the hot water, and then said, "I mean Kazuma, don't you have anything else to say to me?"
"No, isn't this just a cup of hot water?"
Sato Kazuma replied.
It was impossible to thank him, not in this life. It wasn't black tea, and the person making the tea was Aqua. It was not his style to say thank you at all.
However, he didn't expect that his perfunctory answer would actually irritate the idiot goddess.
"It doesn't matter if it's tea or hot water! You should at least say thank you to me, right?!"
"Um...is that important?"
"I, a goddess, have gone out of my way to serve you tea, and I would like to express my gratitude every once in a while without missing a piece of meat! However, your attitude towards me is super casual every time. What does this mean? Hey, you need to be more respectful. A little bit of me! You have to worship me!"
Aqua puffed up her mouth and shouted with tears in her eyes.
She found that her status in the team had plummeted recently, so the idiot goddess with a sense of crisis urgently needed to be respected.
It's just that she found the wrong person.
Darkness persuaded: "Aqua, respect and admiration are the emotions that people around you will naturally express after a person has made certain achievements. It is wrong for you to make such a strong request."
"That's right, it's too much to ask someone to worship you if you claim to be a goddess."
"I-I thought so too."
Megumin and Youyou spoke one after another.
"Why do you even say that...otherwise what should I do?" Aqua found that no one in the team shared her thoughts.
But if you think about it carefully, in the past, she was always making troubles without reason, shouting that she was a goddess, and forcing others to worship and respect her. It seemed that she went a bit too far.
"Like Darkness said, you must at least achieve something first."
"I'm just asking about what to do in order to achieve something!" The stupid goddess is eager to gain their respect.
Sato Kazuma clenched his fists: "You can figure this out yourself... Although I really want to say this, um... let me think about it..."
If Aqua were left to figure it out on her own, there would definitely be a pile of chicken feathers on the ground for him and Xiaolin to wipe their butts with. Since he is worried, he should help before something tragic happens. This is what he came to the conclusion based on his past experience.
"By the way, how about asking the residents in the town if they have any troubles or need help? After you help them solve their problems, they will thank you."
"I see, as long as you keep helping people solve their problems, one day... Well, what a great idea!"
I have to say that this method is very suitable for the stupid goddess. Having been a priest and worked in a confessional, she was well suited to enlighten and help others.
"Okay, then I'll leave now!"
Aqua is full of energy.
Then he ran out without looking back.
【——Solve all your worries easily! Goddess Everything House officially opens for business today! 】
The stupid goddess first borrowed a banner and pen from Wiz's magic tool shop, wrote this slogan, and then wandered up and down the street, trying to be seen by pedestrians.
"Ah, it's already started."
"That rascal……!"
"Should I say that she really wants to be flattered?"
"Miss Aqua..."
Several people in the team were impressed by Aqua's strong mobility, but it was all about the bad side.
Darkness and the others followed, not because they were worried about Aqua, but because they were afraid that she would cause trouble to the people in the town and involve them.
"It seems that a client has come to the door."
Following Yuyou's reminder, everyone saw a man in gorgeous clothes walking towards the stupid goddess who was still shouting for customers.
Sato Kazuma said in surprise:
"Hey, it's the boss."
"boss?"
"Ah, he was my big customer when I was a tailor. I called him boss because I didn't know his name."
"So that's it...then does he have anything to do with Aqua?"
Everyone moved closer subconsciously.
Only heard——
"Ms. Aqua, I heard that you opened a business house."
"Yes, so what is your entrustment?"
"Actually, I heard that Ms. Aqua, you are the high priest and a priest of the Axis Cult. I wonder if you can give me a priest uniform?"
"That's it? No problem!"
"Thank you, Miss Aqua!"
After getting a positive answer, the boss left happily. Aqua looked at the bulging money bag in her hand and said something blankly.
"Hey, is it so easy to make money?"
No, that's purely because the boss is a serious cosplay enthusiast, so he is willing to spend a lot of money on clothes.
But Kazuma Sato, who knew what the other party was going to do with it, couldn't answer why his companions were acting like this, so he had to swallow his answer.
Suddenly, I discovered that the boss was the same as Jesta. One can do anything, and the other can even do Axis cultists. The two of them are truly rare beings in the world.
Soon, another guest came. Wearing a military uniform and walking towards Aqua with a serious expression, she was none other than the Kingdom Prosecutor, Miss Sena.
Aqua was a little scared when she saw her.
"Is something wrong? I haven't broken any laws. You shouldn't arrest me, right?"
"You misunderstood, Miss Aqua. In fact, I have a request for you."
"What? It's a commission."
Hearing what Sena said, the idiot goddess let out a long sigh of relief.
The opponent's reputation in Axel's Novice Village is greater than that of Lord Dustinis. No matter what level of adventurer he is, his legs will tremble after seeing her.
"Miss Sena, please tell me if you have any entrustments!"
"Can you tell me you're cute?"
"……What?"
"Can you say "cute" to me? "
The Kingdom Prosecutor, Ms. Sena, pushed up her glasses with a serious look on her face that made Aqua wonder if she had just been hallucinating.
"that……"
"Miss Aqua, you heard me right. In fact, during the recent period, due to the new lord's appointment, I have been required to assist you, but over time, my reputation has continued to decline... Therefore, in order to prevent me from feeling depressed, I hope Ms. Aqua can say cute to me."
Actually, is this actually the case?
Everyone who was eavesdropping looked at Sena with apologetic and embarrassed expressions. This young and promising prosecutor of the Kingdom has the best looks, figure, and position, but her serious personality makes her extremely unpopular. Even now, no one likes her.
"Okay...Miss Sena is so cute - super cute -"
"It feels wonderful and novel. Miss Aqua, can you please tell me a few more times?"
"So cute, so cute, so cute, so cute, so cute, so cute, so cute...is this okay?"
"Thank you very much, Ms. Aqua, I feel better."
Sena thrust a bulging money bag into her hand. Although he said he felt better, he still kept a straight face and didn't know if he really felt better.
"Then, I'll take my leave first."
"Thank you for coming."
Looking at Sena leaving, Aqua sighed: "I'm obviously just praising people, but I feel so tired... and I always feel like I'm not doing anything..."
This is her bias.
If the person who came to make the request was an Axis cultist, then the idiot goddess would definitely have a different attitude.
At this time, Luna, the guild counter girl, also came up and asked: "Miss Aqua, I also have something to ask for your help."
"Just say it." Aqua changed her mood and said, "Honestly, I would be very happy if you could entrust me with something a little challenging."
"No problem, this is challenging!"
Luna said: "Actually, there are ancient monsters appearing outside the town. The guild will pay you. Are you willing to accept the commission?"
"Adventure mission? Finally a decent job! Leave it to me!" Aqua agreed immediately.
"In that case, let's help."
"Darkness, Megumin and Yoyo, why are you here?"
Aqua was surprised to see her companions.
Megumin said: "We are worried about you, so we have been watching the situation. Let's go, let's go and defeat that ancient monster!"
"——Let's go!" X3
"...This is no different from the missions we usually receive, right?"
Sato Kazuma sighed.
————
"——Explosion!!!"
As Megumin's magnificent and unusual explosion magic fell, the group of people successfully eliminated the ancient monster.
"It's so happy..."
"Megumin!"
When the little Loli was about to fall to the ground, she was supported by Youyou in time, and then he carried her on his back very naturally.
"Megumin, your explosion magic is very good! Very good, it's solved. Now I just need to report to Luna...Aqua? What are you sulking about?"
"Isn't this the mission we usually take on?"
"You finally discovered it."
The stupid goddess's brain really doesn't work very well.
Aqua said angrily: "It seems that we were completely deceived by the lady at the counter. I must file a complaint against her this time!"
"Don't go! And she is really worried about this matter. How can I lie to you? Besides, we have repelled the monsters that appeared near the town. Maybe not only the eldest sister of the guild, but also many people will come to us. Thank you." Sato Kazuma knocked her on the head.
Aqua covered her forehead and did not blame Sato Kazuma for being rude. Instead, her eyes lit up and she said, "That's right! Then let's go back quickly! People's voices praising the goddess are waiting for me!"
After returning to the Adventurer's Guild, Luna, who was holding a tray with bounty in her hands, greeted them with a smile on her face and said excitedly:
"Miss Aqua, you have worked hard to defeat the ancient monsters, and this is your reward."
"I accepted it gratefully, what next?"
"Well, that's the reward... Is there anything missing?"
"I'm not talking about reward. Why doesn't anyone call me goddess? As for the people who worship me, I saved the town from the monsters!"
Aqua got straight to the point. She couldn't wait to hear the cheers and shouts of praise.
Luna was a little confused and said: "Uh... I don't quite understand what you mean... But let me add that as soon as you received the news about the ancient monsters this time, you all set out to defeat them... so most of the residents should I didn’t know about this…”
"Why! I work very hard! In order to be flattered by everyone, I obviously work so hard!"
Aqua was so excited that she almost cried.
But the purpose of wanting to be flattered was wrong from the beginning. I hope she can understand.
"Pfft-!"
Afterwards, the stupid goddess was drinking heavily and acting crazy while drinking.
"I can't accept it!"
"Aqua, I know this is really a pity, but you shouldn't drink too much bubble wine."
"But I obviously worked very hard! I thought everyone would come to flatter me, praise me, and worship me——!"
But who knows, all she did was useless.
Huihui also advised: "There's nothing wrong with that. After all, the lady at the counter also said a lot of thanks to you."
"That's not enough! And when I said I was a goddess, the eldest sister even smiled bitterly! She didn't believe it at all!" Aqua was so aggrieved that she almost cried.
Youyou whispered: "It's normal not to believe it..."
"Does even Youyou think so? Why doesn't everyone agree with me——?!"
"It hurts so much, Miss Aqua, I know I was wrong, please let me go! Please!"
Youyou, who had her breasts rubbed by the stupid goddess, had tears in her eyes under the strange gazes of everyone.
This guy is more difficult to deal with today than before.
Aqua, who was tired of playing, let go of her hands and sighed: "Alas...isn't there anyone who can understand me?"
Then, an adventurer in the distance shouted: "Miss Aqua, I heard that you are running the Master House? I have something to ask you!"
"That's right...but it's already closed today, not to mention I've already drank a lot of bubble wine."
"Isn't that good? Please, only you can do this!"
"Only I can do it?"
Aqua looked suspiciously.
Then--
Aqua, who was surrounded by a group of adventurers, was standing on a table, performing one of her best tricks.
"Flowers, birds, wind and moon!!!"
Several streams of water poured accurately into the adventurers' cups.
"Very good! Great! You are number one Axel! No, number one in the world!"
"Hmph~ I'm so good~"
Today, she receives a lot of adulation and praise. Only not in the image of the goddess of water, but in the image of the goddess of banquets.
"So it's this kind of commission..."
"It suits Aqua very well."
"Aqua can not only get praise for this skill, she might also be able to survive with this skill."
"Yes, she seems to be very happy to be called a goddess. If she usually calls herself the goddess of banquets, her life will be much easier... although she herself may not be able to accept it."
In the crowd——
"The next performance is... what everyone has been waiting for, the finger skill destroyer!"
Aqua showed off her talents.
After nightfall, the idiot goddess’ one-woman show did not stop, and the lively banquet continued endlessly——
(End of chapter)
