Chapter 425: You can’t imagine the happiness of a garbage man

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When everyone thought that Sylvia was going to go on a killing spree, they didn't expect that her huge body with claws and teeth would collapse in the next second.

When it fell to the ground, it made a muffled sound and at the same time, a huge cloud of smoke was raised, blocking the sky and everyone's sight.

"Whoaaah!"

They covered their mouths and noses to resist the strong wind. When everything returned to calm, no one dared to move.

There were loud shouts outside, but the center of the battlefield seemed to have been pressed on the pause button, falling into an eerie silence.

Until Xiao Lin stepped forward and kicked Sylvia in the face, there was still no response. Only then did the others finally confirm that Sylvia, a cadre of the Demon King's army who had been clamoring to destroy the Red Devil Village just now, had been killed.

Why is this happening?

The dead Sylvia still had her eyes wide open and was still in shock. She obviously didn't expect that she died so easily. The magician killer who was integrated with her was still trembling slightly, [Weapon to Destroy the World] The title is like a joke.

Is this metal-like tail really a weapon enough to destroy the world? Is it really the Magician Killer? Even if he was bragging, it was too weak to be defeated in an instant.

I couldn't help but start to wonder if the Crimson Demon Clan's forbidden area was exaggerated, but seeing the Crimson Demon Clan running around, it didn't look like they were faking it. That is to say, the Demon King's army cadres were really defeated so easily?

"Hey, hey, you don't bring anything like this, do you?"

"What's wrong, Kazuma, you look constipated, do you want to go to the toilet?"

"That's not true!"

"It hurts!"

Sato Kazuma hit the stupid goddess on the head and saw her yelling in pain, only then was he finally convinced that he was not hallucinating, but in reality.

Darkness also asked curiously: "What's wrong, Kazuma, is there something wrong?"

"There's nothing wrong, but...well...how should I put it...this...that..."

He held it in for a long time without saying anything. Compared with before, his expression now looked more like he was constipated and wanted to go to the toilet.

"It's too easy."

"Yes, that's it!"

Finally, through Megumin's reminder, Sato Kazuma's face showed a smooth feeling of joy.

"Let me tell you, everyone. Aren't the cadres of the Demon King's Army super strong, like Beldia, Barnier, Hans, etc. Every time we are close to death, we barely manage to defeat the enemy in the end. Was it too simple this time? Rather, it made me think it was a scam. Was Sylvia really defeated? Could it be that she faked her death?"

"…What exactly do you want to say, Kazuma?"

"Look! Under normal circumstances, Sylvia should have summoned the Demon King's army to wreak havoc and set the entire Red Demon Village on fire. It would be best to eliminate more than half of the Red Demon clan as predicted, to the point of being on the verge of annihilation. Then Let’s gather the remaining Crimson Demons, find a way to deal with Sylvia, work together to win with difficulty, and finally end with Megumin’s explosion magic... This is our normal routine, right?”

"In that case, the Crimson Demon Village will be completely gone, Mr. Kazuma! Everyone in the Crimson Demon Village should not have offended Mr. Kazuma, right?"

Youyou was so anxious that she almost cried.

Unlike Megumin, who will always remember her compatriots in her heart, Yuyou attaches great importance to everyone in the Crimson Demon Village, so if she can avoid the ending that Sato Kazuma said, she is very happy to accept it.

"You, this is not an adventure story in a fantasy world."

"Whether you want to relax or work hard, I can't understand what is going on in Kazuma's mind."

"Are you reluctant to leave Sylvia?"

Aqua and several others complained one after another.

Liu Zi took advantage of the situation and said venomously: "Master Sato must have been with the enemy for too long and was served well by those exaggerated breasts, so he is reluctant to let go. Even if he has the characteristics of Princess Peach, he has not forgotten his own Is it your original intention? I am impressed by you."

"No! What's going on with this venomous tongue? Is it sarcastic about me?"

Kazuma Sato denied loudly.

Besides, Sylvia is a synthetic beast. She was originally a man. When she was taken away, she almost didn't even protect her virginity. How could she be reluctant to let go?

"Who knows what you are talking about?"

Xiaolin rolled his eyes.

This guy talks about resisting and always wants to escape, but in fact he still hopes to experience the feeling of winning as an adventurer after a battle. It's just that every time he encountered the cadres of the Demon King's army by mistake, he killed the enemy half-heartedly without any preparation time, and there was no chance to enjoy it at all.

It's similar this time.

There is also no preparation time, and the result is the same, but there is no room for oneself to appear. Therefore, the mentality is somewhat unbalanced, and subconsciously doubts about winning easily.

To put it simply, he is used to hard times and never expected such a wonderful start. Unfortunately, no one cheered for him.

Xiaolin kicked Sylvia away who was in the way.

"Okay, leave her alone, we have other things to do."

"Shouldn't we tell the people of the Red Demon clan that the Demon King's army cadres have been defeated to appease their emotions?"

"Why would I do that?"

"Huh?"

"I specifically asked Sylvia to break into the forbidden area and cause chaos in the Red Devil Village so that I could take the opportunity to cause trouble. How could I be so kind as to appease them?"

The unexpected statement shocked everyone.

Aqua didn't care. She squatted aside and poked the cold Sylvia's cheek with her fingers, planning to strike before the enemy was cold enough.

But the rest of the people couldn't accept it. Only Sato Kazuma seemed to understand something. He swallowed and turned to look at the destroyed hangar.

"Could it be that...Senior Xiaolin is eyeing the weapons of the Red Devil Village?"

Like several of their problem children, Xiao Lin actually has something he is obsessed with, and that is all kinds of weird equipment!

Now the forbidden area of ​​the Red Devil Village is wide open, the Red Devil Village is in chaos, and the Red Devils are running around. It is the best time to cause trouble when no one is watching. Anyway, in the end, even if someone wants to overturn the account, they can definitely blame Sylvia. on the head.

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Sato Kazuma saw the familiar smile on Xiaolin's face and walked towards the forbidden area without looking back.

Aqua and the others didn't care. There was nothing wrong with helping defeat the Demon King's army cadres and taking the opportunity to gain some benefits. Only Yunyu wanted to stop Xiaolin, but her obstruction was of no use. Xiaolin persuaded her in a few words.

However, in exchange for not preventing him from entering the forbidden area to get things, Yuyou hopes to tell his compatriots from the Red Devil clan that the enemy has been defeated. Otherwise, there is no telling how much trouble there will be as time goes by.

Xiaolin agreed.

In exchange, the upright Cross Knight Darkness, his fellow Crimson Demon Clan Megumin, and his waiter Liu Zi helped Yuyou tell the Crimson Demon Clan who were eager to escape.

After watching them leave, the remaining three walked into the forbidden area. No, it cannot be described as a forbidden area, it is more like an underground hangar. Inside, there are a large number of magic items of unknown purpose piled up in mountains.

Xiao Lin cheered and rushed over without hesitation, then picked up a dusty magic item and shouted to the people behind him:

"Look, Sato-kun! Although this magic item has been placed for a long time, it still exudes strong magic power! Judging from its shape, it should be a pair of shoes for rock climbing! The barbs below, ah, What a genius idea!”

Xiao Lin was obsessed with wandering around the mountains of magic tools, and occasionally burst out with excited shouts.

You can't imagine the happiness of a garbage man.

It's over, Senior Xiaolin has gone crazy.

Sato Kazuma covered his forehead.

He had never seen a senior who was obsessed with equipment and didn't know how to stop him.

"Kazuma Kazuma, look at this!"

While Sato Kazuma was worrying about what to do, Aqua happily picked up something and showed it to him.

Sato Kazuma turned his head, his eyes widened when he saw the object, and he said in surprise: "Isn't this... a GameBoy? How could such an old game console appear here?"

This was a handheld console that was released in 1998 and was once popular in the island country. Seeing it again made Sato Kazuma feel deeply nostalgic.

Aqua continued to rummage through the garbage, and said to Sato Kazuma and Kobayashi: "If there is a game console, there must be a cassette! Kazuma also helps to look for it! I will give you something to play later!"

"Is now the time to do this? I should say...what is it like here? Why are there so many earthly things?"

There were piles of magic items, almost all of which were video game consoles produced on earth, which made him a little excited as a player.

However, every console looks subtly a little crooked, as if it was pieced together by a layman.

At this time, Aqua seemed to find something in the corner of the room.

"Kazuma, I found something like this."

She raised the notebook in her hand. The black notebook was filled with ancient characters spoken by the Red Demons... Yes, the notes were written in the island language.

Aqua began to read the contents of the notebook.

"On October How to deal with it..."

"Well."

Sato Kazuma nodded thoughtfully.

No wonder the pass code for the entrance was Xiaobin's command. Combined with the extremely familiar yet slightly awkward host, this person should be a time traveler sent by Aqua before him.

But misappropriating the kingdom's research funds to make a game console was just a small thing, and what happened next was the beginning of his collapse.

For example, how the Magician Killer was designed, how the Red Demons were transformed, the production of rifles and electromagnetic accelerators, the junk magic items made to cope with it, and the kingdom’s decision to spend a huge budget. Design super large mobile weapons and more.

It can be imagined that the researcher who transformed the Red Demon Clan was the designer of the Mobile Fortress Destroyer they defeated before. Now the relationship is completely sorted out.

Sato Kazuma looked up to the sky and sighed, no wonder the reputation of brave men in this world is bad, it is the reason why such weird guys cause trouble.

"No, wait a minute!"

Sato Kazuma suddenly realized something and stopped moving, causing Aqua to tilt her head in confusion.

"...I said, I never paid much attention before, but how old are you now? At least before the Mobile Fortress Destroyer is completed, you will be a goddess, right?"

With a snap, the note in Aqua's hand fell to the ground.

Hey, did you step on a thunderstorm?

The body of the idiot goddess stiffened slightly.

"Kazhen, what do you mean by asking about the age of the goddess? Be careful, I will really punish you... Let me make it clear first, in the room where you met me, time flows very slowly. In other words, in your mind The age calculation in cannot be used to indicate my age at all. If you understand, don’t ask the same question again. Otherwise, I will really make you suffer God’s damnation, Mr. Sato Kazuma.”

After saying it twice, this guy actually said it twice. You say you don’t mind, but don’t you really care in your heart?

Facing Aqua who said this in an inexplicably serious tone, Sato Kazuma said in a voice so small that he didn't know if he could hear it:

"What, it turns out to be an old woman."

"What are you talking about————! What nonsense are you talking about! Who are you calling an old woman? I only live longer than you because time flows slower where I live! Take it back! !Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Aqua cried and ran into the mountain of magic items. Kobayashi, who was digging for treasures, held the heartbroken and crying stupid goddess in his arms. The powerful impact made him take a step back.

"What's wrong, Aqua, why are you crying so sadly?"

"Kazuma, Kazuma... said I was an old woman, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Um……

Is there anything wrong?

As a goddess, age will no longer be a shackle for her, so why should she still worry about it? Do you want to express that you don't have the image of a mature and stable goddess?

Don't be ridiculous, Hestia is hundreds of millions of years old, doesn't she still have the same virtue as Aqua?

"Xiao Lin, in the island country, in the heaven world, and in this world, the flow of time is different. For example, a month in the island country may only be one hour in the heaven world, but in this world it may be several months. So, my age ...Are you listening? We’ll get the magic props later.”

"Yes, yes, does age matter?"

"Huh?"

"Men are all visual creatures and don't care about age or anything like that. Besides, I like Aqua, so I don't care about the age gap."

"Xiao Lin...I like you the most!"

Aqua hugged him again.

Perhaps because she was too happy, the back of the jumping idiot goddess's head collided with Xiaolin's chin, causing Xiaolin to gasp in pain.

"Idiot, what's there to be happy about?"

Sato Kazuma in the distance sighed, then he came over with a notebook and said:

"Senior Kobayashi, this note says that the rifle we bought from the clothing store is actually an electromagnetic accelerator cannon. Unexpectedly, by some combination of circumstances, we actually used its power to defeat the Demon King's army cadres. We are so lucky."

"Yeah, so lucky."

Hey, that’s weird.

Sato Kazuma found that Xiaolin's expression was not as happy as expected, as if he had expected it. Have you seen the future? [Future Vision] It’s really scary.

"By the way, Sato-kun."

"What's wrong, Senior Xiaolin?"

"There are a lot of game consoles mixed in with the magic items here. Are you interested?"

"have!"

There was no hesitation in the answer. As a senior gamer, how can he endure the temptation of game consoles in a different world where entertainment is scarce?

Of course you have to pack them up and take them away!

The two of them smiled sinisterly at the same time.

(End of chapter)