Ms. Wei Wei’s idea is easy to understand.
Even this kind of thinking is not only common in this world, but also in another world, so Xiao Lin has long been used to it.
It's just that the other party's approach was so extreme that he subconsciously flinched.
It's not weakness, it's resistance to being calculated.
I have experienced so many worlds and encountered so many events. Being plotted for a long time has caused him PTSD.
"Please listen to me, Ms. Weiwei."
Xiao Lin twitched his lips and said: "To be honest, my reputation in Axel's Novice Village is very bad. I'm called a scumbag, a devil, a good-for-nothing, and so on. I'm not tolerated anywhere I go. Welcome. My biggest dream is to become a rubbish aristocrat and live a useless life of being in love with the maid every day, doing nothing, and being drunk and dreaming."
"It is not good?"
"……Huh?"
"Become a country noble. I didn't expect Mr. Kobayashi to have such lofty ambitions and ideals. If so, can he call himself the first noble of the Red Demon Clan in the future?"
What are you talking about, this mother?
Isn’t the Crimson Demon Clan’s obsession with [the Crimson Demon Clan’s number one, etc.] a little too big?
Suddenly I remembered.
The self-introductions of the Red Demons I have encountered, including Lu Hua Ye Zai, are all the first among the Red Demons.
"Ms. Weiwei, I am a very useless man. I always take pride in making Huihui wet and sticky. Sometimes I even peek at her while she is taking a nap on the sofa without any defense. Under her skirt, she even let pets steal her underwear and so on. By the way, I... also let her watch me having sex with other women."
"Ah, is that so?"
"Yes, yes, he is indeed a hopeless man, so this wife doesn't want her daughter to be with such a scumbag..."
"But Mr. Xiaolin doesn't really have a date, right? Doesn't that mean that my daughter still has a chance? As a mother, you have to agree with your daughter's wishes."
Um? ? ?
Kobayashi has a black question mark face.
Are you sure it's your daughter's wish and not something you deliberately imposed?
Let’s take a step back.
As a mother, when you hear that your daughter likes a hopeless scumbag, shouldn’t you think of cutting them off immediately? Why push your daughter into the pit of fire?
"Mr. Xiaolin, there is no use in slandering yourself."
Seemingly seeing his confusion, Wei Wei explained.
She seems to trust her own judgment more. No, there should be letters sent back from her daughter.
"Mr. Xiaolin always wipes my little girl's butt."
"Huh? It's not that bad..."
"A lot of expensive things were destroyed because of magic. When others were angry, Mr. Xiaolin just told the girl that this was her personality and she could never give it up."
Oh, this.
I thought I was really wiping my butt.
In addition, mother, you have misunderstood. You did say it yourself, and you have said it countless times. It doesn't matter whether you say it or not. In the end, I didn't bother to say it.
"Also, Mr. Xiaolin must have made the final decision to let my daughter stay in the team. Not only that, he often bought expensive magic crystals for my daughter as a spare, telling her not to save money when she was in danger."
That was just for the mission.
Who knows that explosion magic is the most powerful magic? Using magic crystal will not cause waste.
"Furthermore, my daughter also wrote that she and Mr. Kobayashi went through countless hardships and successfully defeated the Demon King's Army leader Headless Horseman, Mobile Fortress Destroyer, Demon King Army leader Barnier and other difficult enemies. By the way, she also said Recently, we successfully defeated Demon King Army leader Hans, are these all fake?”
"These are true..."
What he said are all facts, but you can guess without even thinking that Megumin must have exaggerated and taken the lion's share of the credit.
The Crimson Demon Clan has such a character.
But what's the point of going through all kinds of hardships with just yourself and ignoring the rest of the team?
"Does this mean that the relationship between my daughter and Mr. Xiaolin is very good?"
"is very good."
"Like-minded?"
"It's not to that extent yet... Huh?"
Only in Weiwei's "Ah la ah la" smile did Xiao Lin realize that he had been plotted again.
He was able to confirm Kobayashi's favorability towards Megumin from a plain conversation, and naturally revealed the fact that the value was not low.
She is truly a mother who cannot be underestimated.
Since you have such a mind and calculation, how about using it more on your husband? At least it will not make the family situation so embarrassing.
Xiao Lin couldn't help complaining in his heart.
He especially wanted to change the status quo, and he tried to prevaricate, but Huihui's mother saw through it all.
Forced as a last resort, he blurted out:
"Ms. Weiwei, I actually like women with curvy fronts and backs. Little lolita like Megumi are not within my scope at all."
"Does that mean Mr. Kobayashi doesn't like small breasts?"
"That's right...hisss!"
Subconsciously, he took in a breath of cold air.
It’s over, it’s a thunderbolt!
I ran excitedly towards the exit I thought was the end point, but I didn't expect that the person waiting there was my mother who was covered in cold and her chest was not rising at all.
"Ah, I'm so sorry. Generations of my family have been short-breasted."
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
Weiyi smiled with a kind face, and kept exerting force on Xiao Lin's shoulders, pinching him until he grinned.
Hey, hey, are you kidding!
I am a level 5 adventurer, and the Red Demon Clan is a standard Grand Mage. What's going on with this exaggerated strength?
Speaking of which, Huihui's strength is sometimes inexplicably exaggerated. Could it be that it was inherited from her mother?
"Does Mr. Xiaolin really not like small breasts?"
“I like small breasts the most!”
Under the pressure of reorganizing the language for you, Xiaolin really gave in, and then the atmosphere relaxed.
"That would be great."
Ms. Wei Wei pushed Xiao Lin's shoulders and pushed him towards her daughter's room. At the same time, she said:
"Don't worry, I will take good care of Miss Darkness and the others. And as long as I, Kyozaburo, and Mimi fall asleep, no matter how loud the collision or shouting is, we will not wake up... Then, Mr. Kobayashi, too You're tired, go to bed early."
"Okay, okay... But let me tell you in advance that I will never do anything to Huihui. After all, I like the type of big sister with a bulging front and a curved back."
"I know, I know, don't worry! If anything happens, you just have to take responsibility...! Then, please feel free...!"
So, Xiao Lin was pushed into Megumin's room with a bang.
This lady definitely doesn't understand anything.
Helpless Xiao Lin looked at the dim room.
In front of him was the little Loli who was carried in at some point. She was sleeping in the middle of the room.
The moonlight filtered in slightly from the window, and the soft light shone on Megumin's face. When she lay quietly like this, she really looked like a beautiful girl, like a sleeping beauty waiting for a prince to kiss her awake.
...By the way, what am I thinking?
He is not a weak man, he will still take action when it is time to take action. The target can be Megumin, but it cannot be 14-year-old Megumin, that's all.
I pinched my painful eyebrows, it seemed like I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.
Pulling his eyes away from the Sleeping Beauty Princess, he looked around the room and found an unexpected frugality...or rather, shabbiness.
The only furniture is a table and a cabinet.
There was no girlish fragrance in the air. Instead, the slightly musty smell from the floor filled the whole room, preventing Xiao Lin from feeling lonely.
Is it because you haven't been back for so long?
He quietly came to sit next to the little Loli, looked at her peaceful and soft sleeping face, and fell into deep thought.
Not long after, a slight abnormal sound was heard.
Megumin opened her big eyes, and then looked at Xiaolin beside her with still sleepy eyes, trying to grasp the situation.
"Are you awake, Megumin?"
"Ah...it's Xiaolin. How long have I been sleeping for?"
"About eight hours."
It's past midnight now.
Although it was not yet late at night, almost eight hours had passed since Megumin told her to take a nap and then lay down unconscious.
The little loli showed her original expression.
Then, he seemed to be shocked by the current situation, holding his pitifully barren chest with both hands.
"So, why am I alone with Xiao Lin?"
"There are various reasons for this."
Xiao Lin, who felt hurt by her actions, pinched the painful forehead again.
"It always feels suspicious."
"You...are you doubting me?"
"Xiao Lin, why are you so calm? After I woke up, I found myself lying in the room of my hometown that I missed, and there was Xiao Lin next to me. How could I calm down...!"
I always feel like I have a credit crisis.
No, no, no, if it were Darkness, it might be a different situation, but as for the little loli...
Xiaolin snorted.
"Wait, what's going on with that sarcastic smile of yours?"
"It's nothing. Besides, the reason why I am in this room is because Ms. Weiwei locked me in."
Hearing what he said, Megumin's shoulders slumped and she sighed deeply, feeling as if she had figured everything out. She probably also knew what kind of person her mother was.
"That person is really..."
As if she didn't believe it, the little Loli lowered her voice and said something intriguing: "Are you really not going to do something? It's rare for the two of us to be alone."
"snort."
"Ah, you laughed! How dare you laugh!"
The mocking laughter instantly ignited the little Loli's anger.
"——Darker than black, darker than dark abyss, pray for my crimson flash, when you awaken..."
"Stop!"
Xiao Lin quickly knocked her down.
There was a pop.
He held down the little Loli's mouth to prevent her from continuing to sing. At the same time, he also restrained the little Loli's flapping hands and feet, trying to prevent her from making strange noises and waking up the people outside the house.
If someone comes in, his reputation as a lolicon will really be confirmed!
"Listen Megumin, this is not the situation I want, so you can't chant magic after I let go. Do you understand? Nod if you understand."
"Uh huh."
The little Loli who was pinned down nodded.
Her face was red, and she didn't know whether it was because she was shy or because she couldn't breathe.
After ensuring that Megumin would not release explosive magic again, Xiaolin slowly loosened his hands, allowing the little Loli to breathe.
But for such a short period of time, a little sweat appeared on her forehead and her soft black hair stuck to her cheeks. It can be seen how intense the argument just was.
The girl with rosy cheeks has a different kind of beauty, but unfortunately, the chest that keeps rising and falling has nothing at all.
"Forget it, in that case, it's better for me to leave here." Xiao Lin opened the window of the house and planned to leave from here.
When Huihui saw this, she couldn't bear it and said, "Well, let's rest here for one night. It's very cold outside."
"Huh?"
"I, I... I'm just a little panicked. Because I just woke up, it doesn't mean that I don't believe Xiaolin. And Xiaolin has never done anything bad to me, right?"
Xiao Lin looked at the coquettish little Loli.
What kind of trouble is this? You are obviously planning to leave. Is there any trap in this?
"Forget it, I'd better go find Youyou."
"……Aha?"
"At least Yoyo...wait, wait, what are you going to do!"
Before Xiaolin could finish speaking, Huihui pounced on him again. She grabbed his clothes and pulled him into the room, then sat on him unceremoniously, holding his waist and abdomen with her legs, and at the same time held his hands tightly to prevent him from moving.
The posture was the same as when Xiaolin held her down just now.
Only this time the situation was reversed.
Xiao Lin struggled to break away several times without success. He couldn't help but wonder if the little Loli was so strong? But when I thought of Ms. Weiwei, I immediately felt relieved.
"Do you really like big breasts that much?"
Asked inexplicably.
Xiao Lin was dumbfounded. Where did she come to this conclusion?
"That's why you want to go find Yuyou. You think about how much trouble she has, so you want to attack her at night, isn't it?"
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"
"What's wrong with having small breasts? There's nothing wrong with it! You won't have trouble in life, it won't get in the way when fighting, and you can even save fabric!"
"Huh?"
Are you sure it's an advantage and not a disadvantage?
You can feel her sadness.
"Misunderstanding! I just want to stay at Youyou's house! You see, it's the village chief's house after all, so there must be a lot of spare rooms, right?"
"Liar, otherwise why did you laugh at me just now?!"
Is it because of this?
The little Loli must have been frustrated because of her smile just now, and because she specifically said she wanted to find Yuyou, the rival who claimed to be her rival, she got mad in anger.
At this time, the door to the room was slowly pushed open, and the small half of Ms. Weiwei's face appeared outside the door.
I knew you were peeping!
"Hui, Huihui, Ms. Weiwei is watching, please come down first, okay?"
At least there can be no misunderstanding!
However--
"Megumin, come on!"
"Yes, mother!"
Ms. Wei Wei raised her fist to encourage her daughter, and the little Loli's eyes glowed as if she was recognized and encouraged and she agreed.
I don’t know what’s going on now, but Megumin, you must have misunderstood!
"Then...please enjoy it slowly, Mr. Xiaolin."
"NO————!!!"
With a snap, as the door gradually closed, Xiao Lin's hope disappeared.
(End of chapter)
