- A big house in the middle of the village.
This is Yoyo's hometown.
After Lu Hua Ye Zai sent them to the Red Devil Village, he rushed to the battlefield again.
It sounds like this on the surface, but it's actually just using refraction magic to create the illusion of leaving handsomely.
During this period, Aqua played with them for a while, causing a lot of excitement at the entrance to the Red Devil Village, but was finally stopped by her companions.
Anyway, they arrived at the village chief's house.
But everyone who was brought to the reception room heard the shocking fact told by the middle-aged man in front of them, Yoyo's father.
"No, that was just a letter sent home to my little girl reporting on the current situation. I became more and more enthusiastic as I wrote it."
"……ah?"
"You see, people with the blood of the Red Demon Clan really can't write letters with ordinary content."
"Sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about at all."
Several people couldn't help but complain.
"Dad, Dad? I am very happy to see that you are safe and sound, but can you say it again? First of all, the first sentence at the beginning of the letter. I must be no longer in the world when you receive this letter... "
"That's the Crimson Demon clan's seasonal greeting. Didn't you learn it in school? Oh, by the way, you and Megumin graduated early because of your excellent grades."
"Then the letter says that the military base cannot be destroyed smoothly, so what does it mean..."
"Because the base they built is very majestic, everyone is still discussing whether to destroy it directly or keep it as a new tourist attraction. The different opinions have not been unified."
Youyou had fainted.
The greetings that the Red Demons were accustomed to were alarmist to outsiders with common sense, which made several people in the team feel very unhappy.
Hard, hard, fist hard.
"Yuyou, can I punch your dad?"
"please."
"long?!"
The clan leader was suddenly stunned.
Obviously he didn't expect his daughter to say that.
Looking at Xiaolin who was snickering, Sato Kazuma asked: "Senior, don't you know this already?"
"Sato-kun, you should know the virtues of the Crimson Demons, right?"
This rhetorical question made him click his tongue in displeasure.
Darkness asked: "Please wait a moment, you said that the Demon King's Army built a base? In that case, the Demon King's Army's cadres came here, this matter is..."
"As the letter said, they did send a cadre who is not afraid of magic. By the way, they should be arriving almost. Do you want to visit if you have time?"
The patriarch invites easily.
This is also the main reason why Xiaolin plans to come here.
The cadres of the Demon King's Army represent high bounties, and as long as they have money, they will attack even if they are thousands of miles away.
Aqua and the others are happy to do the job of wiping out the minions of the Demon King's army.
at this time--
Along with the sonorous bells, the radio sounded in the village.
[Demon King’s Army Alert, Demon King’s Army Alert. Anyone who has nothing to do is asked to gather in front of the gryphon statue at the entrance of the village. The number of enemies is estimated to be around a thousand. 】
"one thousand?!!!"
Sato Kazuma screamed.
But the three Crimson Demons had ordinary faces, which made people wonder if they didn't hear the number clearly.
After all, there are more than 300 people in the Red Devil Village.
Why are you so calm and composed in the face of more than three times the number of Demon King soldiers?
"It doesn't matter, I will take action."
Aqua, who was drinking tea, suddenly said: "Thousands of Demon King's armies, it seems it's finally time for me to exercise the true power of the goddess."
Ever since she used a lot of divine power against the poisonous slime Hans, the idiot goddess has gained an inexplicable and mysterious confidence.
I really hope her stupid disease doesn't get worse.
When Darkness was trembling, Megumin said calmly: "Don't be so nervous. This is a place where magic masters gather. You can understand after visiting together."
Only later did everyone understand why the Red Demons were so confident.
Really, amazing!
Powerful magic glowing with light of various colors shot out from the hands of the Chuunibyou Red Devil in strange poses. The Demon King's army was unable to resist, and all the soldiers were swept up into the sky, and then fell heavily to the ground, becoming broken into pieces.
The Demon King's army was defeated.
Screaming and crying on the battlefield, breaking down and running away, which is completely different from the negative image in the story, like a natural disaster.
Seeing the bravery of the Red Demons, Xiao Lin also felt a kind of heroic spirit "Give me three hundred Spartans and defeat the Greek allies". After being inspired by the atmosphere, he unconsciously emptied his own magazine... No, it was The magic power and level also increased by one level.
Thank you to the Demon King Army for your efforts.
I wish there were no red demons in heaven, Ah...Aqua!
After watching the battle with full special effects, they headed to Megumin's home. Youyou said that she was going to punish the friend who sent the letter, so she took the initiative to say goodbye.
"The scene just now was so wonderful. Is that the real Red Demon Clan? It's really exciting."
Sato Kazuma couldn't help sighing, and he was still thinking about it in his mind.
"Since you said it's real, does that mean there are also fake ones? Hey, if you want to talk about where there are fake Red Demons, just tell me. I'm all ears."
This sentence stimulated the little Lolita, and she opened her mouth as if she wanted to bite someone.
He was so frightened that he immediately stopped talking.
At this time, everyone was standing in front of a dilapidated house.
Aqua asked from her soul: "Megumin, is this your stable?"
"...It's not a stable, it's my home."
It has to be said that this unintentional remark had a critical impact on Huihui, and her answer also made everyone's hearts shrink.
No, no, no, that’s not right!
Xiaolin knew that Megumin's family was very poor, otherwise he would not have stopped Wiz from buying weird magic items, because those things were made by Megumin's father.
And he also knew that Huihui often sent bounties home, so he secretly gave a lot more, hoping to improve their lives.
But why are you still so poor?
Huihui’s mother, your ability to discipline your husband is somewhat inadequate!
Probably because her magic power was exhausted and she felt weak, Megumin knocked on the entrance door with a tired expression.
Soon after, the sound of running ping-ping-pong-pong came from the house.
Then, someone gently opened the entrance door.
What appeared behind the door was a little girl who looked very much like Megumin and looked to be in the lower grade of elementary school.
Darkness couldn't help but smile: "Oh, she is Megumin's sister, she is really cute."
Aqua took out a candy from nowhere and said seductively: "What's going on? A little Megumin appeared. Little Megumin, do you want some candy?"
"Mimi, sister is back, are you good at home?" Huihui greeted her with a rare gentle voice, and also said the little girl's name.
Mimi......
It's very reminiscent of the name given by the Red Demon Clan.
Mimi looked at Huihui, standing stiffly, with big doubts in her small eyes.
This is what is called a touching reunion.
Mimi's eyes widened in surprise, she took a deep breath and shouted: "Dad——! My sister is back after hooking up with a man!"
He turned his head again and ran away in a hurry.
Wait a minute, little sister, big brother has something to tell you!
————
The living room of Huihui's family.
Aqua and Darkness were playing with Mimi. To be precise, they were performing with banquet skills. The little loli was stunned for a while, exclaiming that it was so magical.
Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma are facing the head of the family. It was Megumin's father who was staring at the two of them solemnly.
At first glance, he seemed to be just an ordinary black-haired man, but his eyes were quite sharp, and he had been quietly exuding a sense of oppression from just now.
——Piaozaburo.
This is Megumin's father's name.
If I hadn't known better, I would have thought his name was Jotaro. If he had said "My pants are worth thirty thousand eris", it would have been more like that.
"My little girl receives a lot of care from you two on weekdays. I am sincerely grateful for this."
As he said that, Piao Sanlang nodded slightly.
Then, sitting next to him was a beautiful woman with a face quite similar to Megumin. She had long, moist hair and a few small lines at the corners of her eyes and mouth, proving her age.
"That is to say, my little girl is really troublesome for you to take care of... The letter I sent back from my little girl wrote a lot about Mr. Kobayashi and Mr. Kazuma. We know you very well."
Huihui's mother, Weiwei, also bowed her head deeply.
I really hope it's more of a nice thing to say than a complaint.
"So, your relationship with your little girl..."
"They are teammates, just teammates!"
Xiao Lin immediately answered.
Piaozaburo has asked this question three times.
"You guy..."
"I've said it many times, we are really teammates!"
"husband!"
"Xiao Lin (adult)?!" X5
Without giving him a chance to lift the table, Xiao Lin took the first step and grabbed the edge of the table and turned it upwards. The sudden move of lifting the table startled everyone.
As long as I get angry first, the other party will have no reason to get angry. This is Xiaolin's strategy.
After being held down, Xiaolin drank tea.
"I'm sorry. You know I lost my temper. There are some words that can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words. Otherwise, you may be charged and taken away. I can only say that I understand everything."
"Oh, oh... Hey, what do you mean?"
Piaozaburo was immediately fooled and didn't know how to raise the topic again, so he fell into a brief silence.
The discerning Sato Kazuma, in order to break the heavy atmosphere, took something out of his backpack and tried to change the subject.
"This is a little thought, please accept it."
These are sweet buns that the team bought from Alcanredia. Since they came here immediately without stopping, the souvenirs for their friends were not taken out of their backpacks. They were temporarily borrowed flowers to offer to the Buddha.
At this time, Pyozaburo and his wife grabbed the sweet steamed bun box handed over at the same time.
"...Honey, this is what Mr. Kazuma gave me, please let it go."
"Oh, my husband, it's true that you shouted so strangely at me just now. After receiving the souvenir, you suddenly called me Mr. Hezhen. Don't do that, okay? It's very embarrassing. I have to use this as a pawn. Don’t even think about using it as food for dinner today.”
My wife's joke was not funny at all.
Taking sweet steamed buns with wine and dinner always makes me feel a little sad.
But what's even more sad is yet to come.
Mimi pointed at it: "Is it food? Is this solid food? It's not the thin and bland porridge with a lot of water that our family usually eats, but something that will really make you full after eating it. ?”
The little Loli's eyes were bright and she said happily.
Originally, when their sister was here, they could go find some wild game for the tooth festival, but since her sister left, Mimi, a little loli, has become powerless.
Xiao Lin Wuyan took out all the sweet buns bought by the team: "These are really just small things that don't mean anything. If they are not enough..."
"Welcome to my humble home! Wife, go make the best tea in our house!"
"We only have one kind of tea at home, but I'll make it right away. Please wait a moment!"
Megumin's parents suddenly became busy.
Xiao Lin watched Mimi holding a sweet steamed bun I brought in each hand, eating it like a squirrel, chewing the things in her mouth, while staring at Xiao Lin's side face.
Looking at the two sweet buns in her hand, Mimi swallowed and handed it to Xiao Lin's mouth with difficulty.
"...I'll give it to you. It's delicious."
The little loli, who was not yet full, kept staring at the sweet steamed buns handed to her.
Sad little guy.
"No need, big brother is not hungry, Mimi, just eat."
"I see."
Mimi sat obediently next to Xiao Lin, silently concentrating on eating sweet steamed buns.
I have to admit that even if Xiaolin is not a lolita fan, he still loves this cute little thing and can't help but hold her in his arms.
Meng Lang thought he would be rejected, but unexpectedly, Mimi leaned on her chest and took the initiative to get close to Xiao Lin.
What's going on, this cute creature.
At this time, Piao Saburo said with a serious face: "Mr. Xiaolin, no matter how much food you bring, I will not give you Mimi."
"I'm really not a lolicon!"
Kobayashi's protests had no effect.
The eyes of Darkness and Aqua behind him were cast on his back, and their questioning glances were a bit irritating.
Just wait, you two will definitely take care of the kids!
Better remember it for me.
"Back to the topic just now."
Xiaolin put his hands on his chin, making a standard posture of a certain commander. The silent pressure was released, but he took the initiative.
"Mr. Pyozaburo, there is a great business. Do you have any ideas?"
"Business?"
"As far as I know, Mr. Kyozaburo is making magic items, but the sales don't seem to be very good?"
Not only bad, it can be described as bleak.
In fact, both the craftsmanship and the quality of the magic props themselves are top-notch, but the high price and weird side effects keep all customers away.
"But I have a way to change the situation."
"……Please explain in details."
It has to be said that Xiaolin's words scratched his itch, and Kyozaburo, who was eager to change the status quo, was very interested in it.
"I wonder if you know about prank props?"
"Tricky props?"
"Tricky props?!"
Kyozaburo and Sato Kazuma had different reactions, one was confused and the other was surprised. Obviously the modern Sato Kazuma can better understand Kobayashi's intentions.
That's right!
Kyozaburo's magic items are very powerful, but they have various side effects. However, this is not the reason why they do not meet market expectations.
The real reason is its high selling price!
However, lowering the selling price will make Pisaburo suffer. It would be better to say that the magic items he sells are almost at cost price.
Then think differently.
While lowering the price, lower the standard, both in terms of power and quality. It is best to make it harmless every time it is used and at the same time, it is a disposable prop.
This kind of thing has an apt name for its positioning in the market.
——Tricky props.
Although the profits will also be reduced, you can choose to increase the volume, and at the same time it can satisfy Pyozaburo's desire to create strange magic props.
"How about it, Mr. Kyozaburo?"
"Good! Really good! Why didn't I think of that?!"
"And we can also help you resell it, Mr. Kyozaburo, by peddling your products in major magic item shops. We can even provide help when production is insufficient."
"This, this...!"
Not only the ideas, but also the production lines have been arranged.
In this way, Kyozaburo no longer needs to perform boring and repetitive tasks, and instead becomes a designer specializing in designing magic (tricky) props. Even the research and development expenses will be reimbursed by Kobayashi, which can be said to be the best condition.
Under such a huge temptation, even the tough guy Piaozaburo couldn't help but tremble.
"So, what's the price?"
"No need for anything."
Xiao Lin touched Mimi's little head in his arms.
This was just an unintentional move on his part, plus he was the father of his companion.
That’s what it says——
"Even if you buy her with money, I won't give Mimi to you."
"So I'm really not a lolicon!"
Xiaolin's roar broke through the sky.
In the end, in order to ensure smooth operation and not be interfered with by outside entities, or in the last conscience of the father to protect his daughter, the two parties reached a seven-to-three contract.
Of course, Xiao Lin Qi.
In this way, Mimi no longer has to go hungry.
Congratulations, congratulations.
(End of chapter)
