This is the confessional where only priests and sinners can live together. It is a room where no matter what you do here, you will be forgotten after you leave.
Aqua is a priest who forgives sinners, so as a sinner, Kobayashi will be forgiven no matter what he does in the confessional, right?
Doing obscene things in a sacred and solemn place will be scorned by the world once discovered. Even Darkness, who has strange habits, would not do such a thing in front of the statue of Eris. (You must try it if you have the chance.)
Keren is rebellious.
The more restrained you are, the more unbearable it is.
Even the most sage of saints, once they have desires, will eventually break through the threshold and do things full of immorality and guilt.
Just like now.
In the small space, only humans and goddesses coexisted. No one from outside would disturb the temple, but on the other side of the partition was a sinner who came to confess.
Kobayashi, who couldn't contain the evil in his heart, gently put his hands on Aqua who was sitting on the chair. The goddess was startled by the sudden touch, but she didn't break away and looked at the man behind her incomprehensibly.
Xiao Lin used his eyes to signal her to focus on the person opposite.
Aqua nodded, then crossed her fingers with a serious look on her face, and motioned Xiaolin to look towards the corner of the confessional with her eyes.
Following her gaze, I saw something in the shadow of her folded fingers. The degree of completion is so high that one can tell at a glance that it is a small Destroyer, and even the movements of the feet are lifelike.
The stupid goddess seemed to have no idea what Xiaolin wanted to express.
"Ahem. Welcome again, lost lamb... Come on, tell me what sin you have committed. Don't worry, God will definitely forgive your sin after hearing your confession."
The divine aura emanates from the goddess's surroundings.
The originally panicked sinner seemed to have been comforted. Even if his view was blocked by the partition, he could still feel his gradually calming breathing.
Xiaolin's hands moved downward.
The careless touch made the body of the stupid goddess tremble involuntarily, and the strangeness seemed to alarm the people on the other side of the partition.
"Priest, are you okay?"
"...No, it's okay."
Under the concern of others, Aqua puffed her mouth and glared at Xiaolin.
Probably the person on the other side of the partition was really troubled by inner problems. He didn't pay much attention to it and started talking about his sins.
"Ah... Priest, please listen to me! I am an Axis cultist who has worshiped the goddess Aqua for a long time. However, in the portrait of the goddess Eris, the breasts continue to tempt me! Those are the breasts of the devil! Ah... God, please forgive me for being tempted by other goddesses, and I have sinned so much!"
To actually come to confession for such a boring thing, should I be called an Axis cultist? Also, don’t you think it’s too much to call other goddesses devils?
The priest seemed to be shocked by his words and did not immediately tell him how to deal with it. The sinful man clasped his hands and lowered his head and waited silently.
Such a sin must be a headache for the priest as well.
...Not really.
As he confided his inner tangle just now, Xiaolin's sinful actions also escalated, gradually sliding down from his shoulders to Aqua's slender and soft waist.
The goddess seemed very angry when she was disturbed, and started fighting with the man behind her. Although he restrained himself, the sound of clothes rubbing against the air still reached the other side of the partition.
"That...priest?"
"Ah, ah...Sorry, I'm listening."
After the goddess signaled Xiao Lin to be quiet with a "don't make trouble look", she said gently with an extremely serious expression and a very serious tone:
"Don't worry, God will forgive everything. You must love big breasts, you must love small breasts; the teachings of Axisism allow everything. Even homosexuals, even those who like girls with non-human animal ears, even Lolicon, even NEET, can be forgiven if the object is not undead or demonic, as long as there is love and no crime is committed."
As long as there is love and no breaking of the law, everyone can be forgiven.
It’s really very Aqua’s style.
But isn’t it a bit absolute to use the idea that God forgives everything? This kingdom was not established by the church, so the royal laws that should be observed must still be observed, such as sanctioning lolita control.
"Ohhh...ohhhh...!"
The person who came to confess was so moved that his voice trembled. From the sound of his voice, he might still be crying.
In fact, the main function of this kind of person, or this kind of place, is not to punish the criminal, but to talk about the confusion or sin in the heart, and then relieve the inner guilt.
But seeing such a serious idiot goddess, Xiaolin's desire to get involved with her became even stronger.
The hands that were being held down on her waist exerted slight force, and before Aqua could react, he lifted her up, and then sat on the chair himself. Just like that, I held the stupid goddess in my arms.
"Huh!"
The sudden change made Aqua couldn't help but exclaim.
This naturally attracted the attention of the person opposite.
Rather, after being unlocked by Aqua, the two or three strange things on the other side of the partition were enough to make people suspicious.
"What's wrong, Lord Priest?"
"No, it's okay...!"
Aqua bit her index finger, her repressed expression seemed to be restraining herself from making strange noises.
At the same time, his body was trembling slightly and he wanted to get away from the man behind him, but he couldn't get away because he was hugged and had to be restrained.
Xiaolin's strange desires were greatly satisfied.
This kind of satisfaction should cause certain phenomena and be displayed in a certain way. However, he lowered his head and saw that it had no flag at all, and he was discouraged for a moment.
Aqua... no, a god's own ability.
- Mandatory saint.
The effect is literal, and no human being is exempt from the effect unless he ceases to be a human being.
damn it!
Xiaolin's hands kept wandering around the stupid goddess's body, and his movements became rough and brutal.
Thanks to the two of them deliberately staying away from the partition, otherwise if they moved too much and accidentally pushed the partition open, the sleazy things they did would be exposed to the eyes of the world, and the believers on the opposite side might collapse their faith.
He resisted Xiao Lin's mischievous hand.
Aqua once again said with a sacred attitude, solemnly and earnestly:
"You, devout believers. In order to no longer be tempted by the devil, remember this incantation - [Eris's breasts are padded]. If your heart is tempted in the future, remember to chant this incantation. . If you meet others who are tempted, it would be a good idea to tell them this mantra.”
I really don't know how she said this in a calm tone.
Just like some people who are clearly eating popsicles but can calmly tell their husbands on their mobile phones that they are fine and will come home later. Their acting skills are exaggerated.
Women are really scary.
"Eris's breasts are padded..."
"Okay, come and repeat with me."
"Eris's breasts are padded!" X2
Under Aqua's leadership, the man's mood gradually rose, and he shouted: "I, I feel like I woke up instantly! Thank you, the priest, for teaching me such a magical spell, it is very useful!"
It's like... no, it's like a man who has received an oracle, and he is very emotional.
After thanking him, he left immediately.
Leaving so soon?
Xiao Lin felt a little regretful. After all, he was just being used as a side dish. Wouldn't it be a lot less fun to leave like this?
In regret, Aqua waved her fists and kept hitting Xiaolin's chest. The idiot goddess had tears in her eyes, sniffled, and reprimanded loudly:
"It's too much...It's too much, Xiaolin!"
"Uh...sorry."
Did you go too far?
This is of course, not every girl enjoys this kind of fun like the perverted female knight, so it is natural for Aqua to be angry.
But……
"You are deliberately teasing me! In order to prevent me from completing my work as a priest, you want to make me look embarrassed, right? Then you can use this to make fun of me! But Xiaolin, you really underestimate me. , I am a goddess, this little interruption will not affect me at all!"
The stupid goddess puffed out her chest triumphantly again, as if she had seen through the man's plan.
But that's not right!
Completely misinterpreted Xiaolin’s meaning!
Could it be that the touching just now wasn't even teasing in Aqua's opinion, but just a prank-like tease?
No way? !
With some expectation, Xiaolin said seriously: "You misunderstood Aqua. I did that on purpose just now."
"Look, aren't you still teasing me?"
"That's not true!"
The cuteness and stupidity revealed in Aqua's clear eyes made him not know how to explain it for a moment. How pure are you, you stupid water goddess!
"I know, I know!"
In the end, Aqua looked impatient and curled her lips and said, "I won't be a priest here forever. I'll go back with you now, so that's it!"
"They said that's not what they meant."
Same as that one, no flag at all!
Even if Xiaolin keeps explaining, the Iron Goddess, who knows one thing for sure, will never listen to anything else. It seems that there is still a long way to go before the relationship with Aqua can be furthered.
"That's right, Aqua."
"how?"
"Even if Goddess Eris's breasts are padded, she is still your descendant. Is that really okay?"
"Wait, how do you know Eris's breasts are padded?"
Aqua always captures strange points.
It's different from your girlfriend telling you "I met a cute puppy on the way to buy medicine." If you only care about the puppy, you will be dead. Xiaolin hopes that Aqua will care about the latter!
"Xiao Lin, can you explain it to me?"
The Stupid Goddess cares about believers, and she cares even more about believers who switch to Eris.
Xiao Lin was also very angry about this.
Pushing away the pretty faces that kept coming towards me, he rolled his eyes and complained: "You stupid goddess, how many times do you think I have died? You can find it even if you don't pay attention, right?"
It is no exaggeration to say that in terms of times, Kobayashi is probably the number one person in "Su Qing", more than twice as many times as Kazuma Sato!
"This, this is it...hehehehe...hehehe..."
Aqua scratched her head, looking confused.
She didn't know if she was sorry for smothering Xiao Lin so many times, or if she was embarrassed for being so excited because of Eris just now.
"Back to the topic just now."
Aqua put away her silly expression and said in an extremely serious tone: "For gods, the number of believers and the heart of faith are very important, because those will be directly converted into our divine power. There are many believers in Eris. , and although the number of my believers is small, their faith is quite strong. In order to protect those lovely believers, I can do anything you want."
"Hey, hey, hey, if you say that, then what do I do?"
Xiao Lin couldn't help but complain.
In order to develop the Axis Cult in other worlds, he put in considerable effort.
Are those not worth mentioning at all?
"I am very touched by Xiao Lin's dedication. Therefore, Xiao Lin is my most lovable believer. No one can take you away! Even if Xiao Lin and all believers are put on the scale, I will choose without hesitation Xiaolin!"
"Aqua..."
"Because Xiaolin will help me win over more believers!"
"You guy, give me back the emotion you just felt."
Xiao Lin retracted his half-formed expression and turned it into helplessness and disgust.
Aqua took the initiative to hug her up, with a flattering smile on her face, and refused to let go even when Xiaolin was disgusted and struggled to get away. Her whole body is filled with vitality and lovable stupidity. Such a goddess really makes people hate and love her at the same time.
Walk out of the confessional.
Sato and Mahao came to Kobayashi's side with Megumin and others who looked tired and weak.
"Senior Xiaolin..."
"What's wrong, Sato-kun? You look very bad."
Not only him, but Megumin and Yunyun also had bad expressions. Ryuuzi was a doll girl so she had no expression. Only Darkness was still flushed, looking like she was enjoying herself.
Hui Hui, who was holding a wand, looked pale. She came to Xiao Lin with heavy steps, shook her head slightly and said, "This is the Demon Realm. Come on, let's go back quickly. I want to leave here as soon as possible."
Every pocket on her body was stuffed with a large number of applications for teaching. Just like that, it already explained what happened before.
Deserve it!
Xiao Lin thought to himself.
She will have such a day, it is purely her own fault, it is all because of the little lolita who turned Alcanredia into this, and she should bear the consequences of being treated like this.
Just as a few people were about to leave, the female cultist who was left alone came forward.
"Miss High Priest, are you going back?"
"Anything else?"
"Actually, I want to ask if you would like to take a dip in the hot spring that our church is most proud of before leaving? It is the best hot spring in this town, and its effects are very good."
"Hey, it seems good. What about you, do you want to go swimming together?"
Aqua seems to be very interested in the best hot springs and invites other friends in the team.
However, unlike Aqua, who is a fish in water in this town as an Axis cultist, Megumin and others have been tortured by the crazy Axis cultists, and the little Loli and others whose spirits have been damaged to the edge choose to go back. rest.
Anyway, the hotel also has a hot spring, so it would be more comfortable to soak there.
As for Sato Kazuma...
"Are the hot springs here mixed bathing?"
"If you say such immoral words in a holy church, you will be punished by God."
After hearing what the female cultist said, he also decided to go back.
Kobayashi, who had just done such an outrageous thing, was also afraid of being punished by God, and immediately decided to go back with Sato Kazuma.
(End of chapter)
