“What the hell is going on in this town?”
After getting rid of the Axis cultist who looked like brown candy, the three of them, who were exhausted both physically and mentally, took a break together in the outdoor cafe.
Darkness, who was sitting across from her, had been humiliated in various ways because of the Eris Cult amulet hanging around her neck, and her cheeks were still red.
Seeing that Darkness was despised, Kobayashi couldn't bear to show off the symbol of his Axis cult, but this made people who were not Axis cultists avoid him with disgust.
The perverted female knight said that she could still play like this, which immediately opened the door to a new world.
At this point, the waitress brought our orders and drinks.
"The guest is an Axis cultist, so we have added a little special pearl for you. And this guest is an Eris cultist, so our restaurant has specially prepared dishes for you."
After saying that, she provided different special services to Xiaolin and Darkness. A spiked drink and pet food on a dinner plate.
"Please enjoy--"
The waitress smiled and bowed perfectly before turning and leaving.
Based on such obvious special treatment, the perverted female knight blushed and trembled, and expressed the request she was looking forward to in her heart.
"Xiao Lin, let's move to this town."
"I reject!"
Thinking about it for a second longer is disrespectful to your own spirit. This town is strange in every way.
In fact, Xiao Lin had been prepared before coming, but what he actually encountered was far beyond expectations. Even though he was prepared, he was frightened by such a crazy atmosphere. It was a waste of the beautiful scenery of the water city.
After sighing.
Just when a few people were about to go back, a little girl ran past them.
He is about ten years old.
The little girl suddenly fell down in front of several people.
Sato Kazuma hurriedly ran to her, and saw that the little girl was enduring pain, but still said: "Thank you, thank you, big brother and big sister."
Then he showed a cute smile.
"It's okay. Be careful when you walk. Come on, can you stand up?"
He held out his hand.
The little girl happily shook her hand and smiled shyly.
With such an innocent smile, Sato Kazuma felt healed in his heart.
"Well, I'm fine. Thank you, dear big brother... What's your name?"
"My name is Kazuma, Sato Kazuma."
After hearing what he said, the little girl took out a paper and pen, handed them to Sato Kazuma who was confused, and said:
"How do you want Kazuma Sato to write it? Big brother, write it for me!"
"Okay, this is how my name is written..."
Just as Sato Kazuma was about to write his name, a few words written on the top of the paper caught his eye.
——Application form for the Axis Order.
"Write a ghost..."
"Big brother--!"
At the little girl's exclamation, Sato Kazuma tore the paper in half.
Unable to bear it, Sato Kazuma was on the verge of breaking out. After glancing at the stunned little girl, he angrily ran towards the highest point of the town.
There is a cathedral there, which is the headquarters of the Axis Order.
"Xiao Lin, what should I do?"
"To prevent him from misbehaving, it's better to follow him."
After Darkness asked, Xiaolin and others followed. To be honest, he was also very interested in Jesta, the highest priest who could do anything.
Probably out of anger, Sato Kazuma ran very fast, came to the door of the church, rushed in without saying a word, and yelled angrily.
"Hey! The person in charge, get out of here! I want to teach you a lesson!"
At this time, there was only one female believer who was cleaning in the church. She was stunned for a moment when she saw the angry Sato Kazuma, but quickly said: "Oh, what's wrong? Do you want to join the church, or do you want to be baptized?" , or do you want me?"
The words of a wife who seemed to be waiting for her husband to come home made the aggressive Sato Kazuma feel weak on the spot.
Has he ever seen such a battle before?
So with expectation, I asked cautiously: "If I want you... what will happen?"
"Why are you looking so shy? Of course I'm joking. Faced with a girl you're meeting for the first time, what are you serious about? Does your head matter?"
Such teasing words dashed the virgin's hopes.
Sato Kazuma just wants to punch this Axis cultist away and let her understand what true equality between men and women means.
"Excuse me, what are you doing? Led by the highest priest, Lord Zesta, the other believers are now playing a game called missionary activities outside... No, they are going out to promote the name of the goddess Aqua. No one is in the church now. . If you are here to see someone, please come back another day."
"Doing things like making trouble for people is half of it just for fun?"
She seemed to have said something so outrageous that Sato Kazuma's already low opinion of the Axis Cult suddenly hit rock bottom.
There are just as many believers as there are goddesses. They are indeed a group of guys with brain problems.
"Forget it." Sato Kazuma didn't want to get entangled anymore and asked, "Are there two magician girls and a high priest coming to your place? They are my companions."
"Oh, it turns out they are your companions. If you are looking for your companions, the three of them are in the back hall."
The female cultist told them the location of the three people while sweeping the floor.
Back hall?
What are they doing there?
Sato Kazuma looked back at Xiaolin, nodded and the four of them walked towards the back hall.
Before arriving, I heard Youyou complaining.
"Megumin, it's all your fault! It's all the methods you taught Priest Jesta to attract people that made this town so strange! You must feel ashamed and guilty!"
"Wait a minute, Yoyo, I want to refute your point of view! Although I taught him, but he can use it so well and derive many tricks, the one who deserves the most credit is Jesta, not me! In other words, the fault is not mine."
Megumin shouted back.
But she was the first to do so, and her reasons didn't hold up at all. Even Xiao Lin thought it was the little Lolita who was at fault.
"I said to you, Megumin, don't you have the slightest repentance... Hey, Mr. Kobayashi? Mr. Kazuma?"
Youyou, who was still about to argue, suddenly saw the two people who came to find them.
Megumin, who had her back turned to them, trembled.
Sato Kazuma was very interested in Yuyou's words, and he seemed to have discovered something extraordinary.
"Yuyou, what do you mean by what you just said? Why do you blame Huihui for the town becoming like this? Did she do something outrageous?"
"This, this..."
The kind-hearted Yoyo wanted to defend Megumin, but under the glare of Sato Kazuma's eyes, she had no choice but to tell what happened in the town.
Sato Kazuma had veins popping out on his forehead, but he still forced a smile and said, "Megumin, come here for a moment, I have something to tell you."
The storm under the calm is really scary.
Seeing that the matter was exposed, the guilty little Loli wanted to excuse herself, but when she was grabbed by the collar and held in a corner, she instead sighed deeply as if she had resigned herself to her fate.
Youyou, who cared about her good friend Ji, quickly came forward.
"Idiot, it's your own fault."
Xiaolin complained.
Megumin wanted to earn travel expenses to Axel and accepted Jesta's commission, which he could understand. But teaching such vicious moves makes the Axis Cult's already poor reputation even worse. This is a heinous crime.
Why did he work so hard to restore the reputation of the Axis Cult?
Besides, in terms of quantity, he is the one who works the hardest to attract people, okay? Give yourself more praise!
"Darkness, I...Darkness?"
Just when Xiaolin was about to go in to find Aqua and let Darkness wait outside, he found that there was no scent of her behind him at all.
When she turned around, she discovered that she was surrounded by children and was even being stoned!
The Eris Cult is so unpopular here!
"Hey, you damn brats, get out of here!"
Seeing that they were devout Axis believers, Xiaolin just drove them away instead of killing them on the spot. If he wasn't afraid of Aqua making a noise, he would definitely take action.
Of course, the one who was most angry was the perverted female knight who squatted down with her head in her hands and her face flushed.
"X-Xiao Lin... The level of this town in all aspects is so high... Everyone attacked me, even women and children... My body can't hold on anymore! Great!”
"Then you enjoyed it a lot? Take the Eris Cult badge back quickly."
"I reject!"
No matter how closely he watched, Darkness couldn't help but take the initiative to look for excitement.
never mind.
After all, it was her little pleasure, and Xiao Lin could still tolerate it.
But it's not enough to leave her alone outside. It's very likely that the children will come back and let the perverted female knight enjoy it again.
Then he asked Liu Zi to guard her.
"Please rest assured, Lord Kobayashi, Lord Darkness will never be attacked by any stones from now on. But from another perspective, trying to be stoned but not succeeding can be regarded as another interesting way to play, right?"
"Well--!"
The perverted female knight originally wanted to protest, but after hearing what the maid said, she immediately chose to experience a new gameplay.
Just bring her in too.
But Aqua was in the confessional. Unless she brought the beautiful girl in and played with her like a book, only one person could enter there at a time.
And it wouldn’t be good if I brought Darkness in and allowed her to awaken a new habit.
"Please, Liu Zi."
"Okay, Master Xiaolin."
With another assurance from Liu Zi, Xiao Lin walked into the confession room.
As soon as I walked in, I heard——
"Welcome, lost lamb... Come and tell us what sin you have committed. God will definitely forgive your sin after hearing your confession."
Aqua seemed to be assimilated by the atmosphere in the explanation room and was completely absorbed in the drama. He probably listened to a few people’s confessions and thought he was a priest.
I can't see the idiot goddess's face clearly through the middle partition, but she must be enjoying it.
What should I do, should I take the opportunity to tease her?
Isn’t that natural!
Realizing that this might be an excellent opportunity, Xiaolin decided to play with the stupid goddess in the confessional this time.
"actually……"
"What, what, Xiaolin, do you have anything to confess?"
When Aqua heard the melancholy sigh, she thought Xiaolin wanted to reveal some hidden secret to her.
I was secretly happy.
If you can know, you will have a way to increase your pocket money in the future.
"Come on, you can say anything you want. Tell me frankly about the crime you committed and repent for it. Do you have thoughts about the Cross Knight in the team? Or do you have thoughts about the two magicians from the Red Demon Clan? Or do you have thoughts about those two magicians? Does this noble and beautiful high priest have any evil thoughts?"
"Both."
"Huh?"
"If I say that I have it and feel guilty about it, how should the priest enlighten me?"
"Xiao Lin, you are such a playboy!"
"Hey! Aren't you a priest? You shouldn't blame but enlighten me!"
It only took a second for the stupid goddess to break through her defense.
Even an idiot could figure out her little tricks, so how could Xiao Lin be fooled?
But the next step is to turn against the guests.
"Actually, I have considered whether to leave the current team."
"……Eh?"
"You see, the essence of a squad is for people from various professions to come together to help each other for mutual benefit, right? But among the problem children in the squad now, one or two of them are useless, and they are always Making trouble makes people’s heads grow bigger.”
"What...! Xiaolin, are you kidding? You are kidding, right?"
The stupid goddess was frightened and asked in disbelief.
But she didn't answer.
Xiao Lin continued: "Especially the high priest in the team, she is actually a goddess. But she doesn't look like a goddess at all. I have worked so hard to recruit people to the religion and recruit family members, but the goddess still has the same virtue. Sex can’t help but make people lose all their enthusiasm. Sometimes I think, it would be better to join other churches, since there are so many gods who are willing.”
"wait wait wait……"
"My favorite among them is the goddess Eris. Not only is she gentle, kind, generous and considerate, but the most important thing is that she has a good reputation and will not be rejected by others like the Axis Order. It happens to be my relationship with the goddess Eris That’s right, let’s talk to her about it when we get back.”
"Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You traitor, taste the punishment of heaven!"
Aqua suddenly opened the partition of the confession room and rushed forward to fight with Xiao Lin.
It seemed like it was a little overplayed.
Even though she kept explaining that she was joking, the timid and stupid goddess took it seriously. She lay in Xiao Lin's arms and cried non-stop, which made his chest boil.
She is indeed the goddess of water, she is really made of water.
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, please forgive me."
"Hmph, Xiaolin, who told you to lie to me...are you really lying to me?"
"Forgetting the last one, the first two are true."
"Wait, what does this mean!"
When the stupid goddess was alert and wanted to ask again, there was a sudden knock on the door of the confession room.
The door opened in response.
Then there was the sound of someone walking in again.
Xiaolin felt that it was not good for him to stay here... Mainly because he always felt that something was wrong when he saw Aqua fooling people, so he gestured for him to go out.
But Aqua caught him.
She probably thought that going out at this time would cause misunderstandings, or she simply wanted Xiao Lin to see how she confessed to believers. Anyway, Xiao Lin was left in a small space in the end.
"Welcome, lost lamb... Come and tell us what sin you have committed. God will definitely forgive your sin after hearing your confession."
Aqua said this softly to the person who came to confess.
I don’t know if she has entered a state, or if the confessional room has special magic power.
Looking at the upright and slender back, countless nuns' notebooks appeared in my mind, and I felt a sense of betrayal and guilt in my heart.
Then--
Even though he knew there was someone on the other side, Xiao Lin couldn't help but stretched out his hands towards the stupid goddess.
(End of chapter)
