"Well, what's going on now?"
When Xiao Lin returned to the mansion, he saw the stupid goddess sitting on the large sofa with her hands on her knees and her mouth puffed out in anger.
He thought it was because of a quarrel with Sato Kazuma, but when he called Aqua several times and still didn't respond, he immediately sensed something was wrong.
Then he asked his companions who were also sitting in the living room.
Sato Kazuma was the first to speak: "Don't worry about her, Kobayashi-senpai. In fact, I support you."
After that, he left the mansion.
"Support? What the hell?"
Xiao Lin looked at his back in confusion.
Darkness's face flushed, and she turned her head slightly and said deliberately: "As expected, this man is a scumbag. He secretly ran out to have a private meeting with other women in the middle of the night, and then came back so late the next day. He must have done this and that. Something! Ha-ah-ha-ah-!"
She fell into fantasy again.
Also, does this excite you?
"Hmph, you sneaked out in the middle of the night. It seems that you have learned the essence of scum and truth."
"Mr. Xiaolin, I don't think this is a good idea either."
Huihui and Youyou hit the target one after another.
Then the angry little Loli dragged Darkness and Yuyou out of the living room. For a while, only Xiaolin and Aqua were left here.
Only then did he understand why everyone looked at him strangely when he came back. It turned out that his tryst with Wiz last night was revealed.
——I didn’t do anything strange!
If he was upright and not afraid of slanted shadows, he could indeed say this, but recalling what happened last night and today, he really couldn't say it.
And in front of the goddess, ordinary people cannot lie! this is the key of the problem!
hateful!
As a last resort, I had to find the key person in the problem, the stupid goddess who was always sulking.
"I said Aqua, are you angry?"
"I'm not angry."
"No, you are angry."
"Not angry……"
Pop's joke is here again.
Unfortunately, no one understands.
And even though she said this, her puffy mouth didn't recover at all.
This is natural.
After all, she sneaked out without telling them last night, and the person she was meeting with was Wiz, the lich girl who had been bullied by her and whose identity was in conflict with her. In Aqua's eyes, she must be more guilty.
Xiao Lin said again: "You are just angry."
"If you continue to be so annoying, you will be punished by heaven." Aqua glared at him angrily.
Is the goddess setting still there?
Then...
"It's really troublesome."
Xiao Lin rarely looked disgusted.
Of course, this is intentional.
The purpose will naturally arouse the anger of the stupid goddess. Although the situation may worsen, the most important thing at the moment is to let her speak. Only in this way can the topic progress.
"Trouble? You actually said I was trouble?"
"That's it. I don't know why I'm angry, and I don't even give a reason. If there are words to express it other than trouble, please tell me."
"You're really annoying."
Sure enough, it developed just as he thought. The stupid goddess became even more angry, and her bulging mouth became swollen again.
Xiao Lin pretended to be helpless and said: "In short, if you have anything, just tell me, the conversation will be impossible."
"Well...it's not that I didn't tell you, it's that I really don't know."
"what does that mean?"
"It seems like he's angry, but I don't know why."
Aqua showed an annoyed expression.
Huh?
This look is really rare!
After all, the stupid goddess laughs and laughs every day and acts heartless, and never regrets her own way even if she causes big trouble. It is really rare for her to be like this!
It's a pity that I don't have a camera, otherwise I would have to take a photo of her expression and keep it as a treasure for future viewing!
As for the reason why she was obviously angry, she didn't know.
Probably jealousy.
The key is that she herself didn't realize this feeling.
What's not good is that he wants to tease her.
With a smile on his face, Xiao Lin asked, "So when did you start feeling angry?"
"Probably, last night."
"Where's the opportunity?"
"When I got to your room, I found no one..."
Wait, what did you just say?
The words of the idiot goddess made him feel a little lucky. Fortunately, he didn't sleep too much last night and escaped a bear murder. Otherwise, he would have gone to see Eris!
Besides, why do you have the nerve to be angry?
"…………"
"Wait, what's wrong!"
Seeing Xiaolin's silence, Aqua asked unhappily.
Then--
"Wow! Damn it!!!"
"Wow, what are you doing!"
The stupid goddess was startled by the sudden shouting.
Xiao Lin sighed melancholy, and said with a touch of resentment: "I was thinking that it would have been better if it wasn't Aqua, and suddenly I felt very regretful..."
"Huh? What did you say?"
"Jealous. The one who is jealous will feel very good. But why? Being jealous of you will not make you happy at all."
Should I say that I don’t know how to cherish it once I have it, or should I say that the goddess’s pride is at work?
When she was clearly bewitched by the goddess Freya, she was not as jealous or anxious as she is now. Instead, she became jealous when he and Wiz got very close.
What is this magical brain circuit?
But when I thought that the other party was Aqua, I felt inexplicably relieved.
Xiao Lin's eyes were very disrespectful.
Aqua clenched her fists, suppressing her movements and said, "That's enough. Anyway, now, I'm suppressing my desire to beat you."
She didn't expect it would have such a big impact on her.
The stupid goddess in the past had never said such things to Xiao Lin. It was obvious that she was overstimulated this time and was really jealous.
"Thank you very much."
This thank you is slightly perfunctory.
Aqua emphasized again: "Just to correct you, I'm not jealous! It's just a lich, not my opponent at all!"
"snort……"
"Why are you giggling? There really aren't any!"
"No, it's nothing."
"Really, please don't get me wrong."
The more she emphasizes it, the more it shows that she is anxious.
what happened?
Enjoy this indescribable feeling to the extreme!
Kobayashi didn't intend to let the topic end, but said even more exaggeratedly: "Haha, it would be great if it was a misunderstanding. After all, my type of preference is completely different from Aqua's."
"Eh...Eh, is that right?"
You can see her expression froze and her body paused slightly.
She panicked, she panicked!
"Aqua who misunderstood me like that is nothing but trouble."
"Ah...really?"
The low voice indicates that the stupid goddess has reached the critical point. If she said something too extreme, she would really get fired up.
And the solution——
"By the way, the girl I like is a virtuous and compassionate person who always has a healing smile!" Xiaolin unleashed his killer move.
That’s right, it’s Wiz!
Yesterday's interaction made him understand that Wiz is the real goddess! Completely different from this stupid goddess in front of me!
Unexpectedly, Aqua's gloomy expression suddenly brightened up, and she said slightly shyly: "Wait a minute, don't do that, I'm so embarrassed."
"Aha?"
"Don't be vague, make it clear. You're surprisingly likable, Xiaolin."
"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you said. Can you explain?"
I always feel like, did she misunderstand something?
The idiot goddess' cheeks were slightly red, and she pointed at herself shamelessly and said, "Isn't the person you just talked about me?"
"You, I get angry when I should be angry!"
Kobayashi borrowed Wiz's words.
Aqua puffed her lips.
"Why!"
"Okay, let's confirm one by one."
Seeing that she didn't give up, Xiao Lin had no choice but to say: "First of all, how can you be so virtuous?"
The stupid goddess nodded her chin and gave the answer after thinking briefly: "Although it is difficult to express it in words, but...is this your usual behavior?"
Hey, are you serious?
Your usual behavior refers to living at home every day just eating and waiting to die, competing with adventurers for drinking like a middle-aged uncle in a tavern, or sneaking up on others in the middle of the night to ask them to meet you. Another goddess?
Do you have any self-awareness?
Xiao Lin wanted to complain, but he still held it back.
“What’s next, compassionate?”
"Not only do I have sympathy for my believers, but I also pour a lot of love into them!"
Yes, Xiao Lin agrees with this.
But that's the problem!
Just because they love too much and indulge their followers too much, the Axis Cult is considered to be a natural disaster that exists like the Demon King's Army!
In particular, this sect is extremely hostile to the Eris sect, and this situation is even more obvious!
“Okay, so what explains always having a healing smile?”
"You shouldn't ask me that. I think Xiaolin understands it best."
…
…
He wanted to complain, but he didn't know how or where to start. Most importantly, he didn't know where he was going.
Xiao Lin was confused. At this time, he was like a turtle floating in the boundless sea. The turbulent water kept eroding his last thoughts and completely submerged him. The intelligence named [Aqua] is trying to assimilate him.
We are already tired. Destroy it quickly.
Finally, Xiao Lin, who no longer wanted to dwell on this matter, said with a caring smile:
"Aqua."
"What's wrong, Xiaolin?"
"Take a good look at yourself, otherwise you will lose your friends."
"...No way!"
The stupid goddess pounced on him and threw him to the ground.
Perhaps Xiaolin's words were too sharp. Even if Aqua finally told the truth and said that she was at fault for the incident, she had no intention of letting Xiaolin go. The two of them kept entangled in the hall of the mansion. to night.
I don’t know why, but in the end it turned into saying something praising the stupid goddess.
"Why would I do this?"
In Xiaolin's room, Aqua followed in wearing light pajamas. He looked like he really wanted to sleep with him.
If it were other beautiful girls, Kobayashi would definitely welcome them with both hands, but if Aqua was too strong to resist, he would refuse decisively.
"Xiao Lin, you don't understand anything."
"Know what?"
"I'm used to being praised by many believers."
"Hey……"
Xiaolin's suspicious tone hurt the smug idiot goddess.
She hurriedly defended: "It's true! I didn't lie to you!"
This is true.
After all, without such high faith, Aqua's divine power would not be so solid, and the Axis Cult would not be called a natural disaster.
The most important thing is, why do you want to do something like sleeping with someone?
"Aqua, are you feeling lonely?"
"Why do you say that?"
"You see, this house is surprisingly big. At night, it feels like there is no one there, right? So I was thinking, maybe you are lonely."
The reason is naturally that when the stupid goddess came to his room last night, he would be angry if he found no one.
The credibility of this question is very high.
"Hmm...probably."
The idiot goddess did not deny it, but quickly said: "Actually, I'm not angry that Xiaolin was not in the room. After all, I was already asleep at that time, and I couldn't realize that there was no one in the room."
I think so!
After all, she is Aqua, so this is what she should do.
Xiao Lin covered his forehead and asked: "But, if we are not lonely, then why do we sleep together?"
"If we sleep together like this, won't it remind us of the past?"
Ah, life in a warehouse.
With a touch of memories, Aqua said softly: "I collected money to buy a warehouse, prepared materials to build a house, and my body was almost frozen at night because of the holes in the room, so I had to hug each other for warmth... Although it was hard every day, it was very happy. !”
"Is it hard...?"
Xiao Lin also thought about it.
In fact, without him, Aqua would have lived in a stable with Sato Kazuma at that time, and had to work as a construction worker every day because of the problem of eating.
You have already put in a lot of effort, right?
You should praise me more, you stupid goddess!
While he was meditating, Aqua was already lying on the bed, blinking her eyes and saying slowly: "Well... I seem to be a little sleepy."
"If you want to sleep, go back to your room and sleep!"
"Um...no more."
"Ah, hey! You don't really want to sleep here, do you?"
If he didn't do that, his life would really be threatened! But the only thing that responded to him was the long breathing of the stupid goddess.
"Huh...huh..."
"You've actually fallen asleep? It's too fast!"
Xiao Lin was dumbfounded.
Aqua was touched by her trust in him, because even if he wanted to do something like this or that, the saintly realm of the idiot goddess would make him a desireless existence.
I had no choice but to give up the bed to the other party.
Just as he was about to leave——
"Xiao Lin, what a compliment! What a compliment to me!"
Aqua suddenly said this.
He turned his head, thinking she was awake, but unexpectedly she was just talking in her sleep.
Really, how much do you want to be praised?
While sighing, he walked to the bed, leaned down and whispered in her ear: "Aqua is the best goddess in the world, the first and only goddess I believe in, I love you, Aqua."
"Hehe...hehehe..."
I don't know if she heard this compliment, but the stupid goddess in her sleep showed an obvious giggle.
That night, she slept very soundly.
One more chapter to go on to the next volume.
(End of chapter)
