Although there were twists and turns, at least he completed the mission and received a generous bounty. It's just that everyone was not as happy as they imagined, but collapsed in the living room of the mansion, exhausted both physically and mentally.
The problem children that Aqua was used to were actually fine. Only the female knight Darkness returned to the room without saying a word and did not come out.
Sato Kazuma was curious: "What happened to her?"
"Idiot Kazuma, you are really not slender." Aqua slumped on the large sofa, as if her bones had been removed.
The provocative words made Sato and the truth unhappy, and they glared: "Idiot Aqua, what did you say?!"
"Darkness obviously became so depressed because her attacks were missing again."
"Uh... isn't this kind of thing normal?"
At first, he was very angry when Aqua said that, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that it was indeed the case. He scratched his head and looked embarrassed, but still stubbornly replied.
Aqua said with a face: "Humph, that's why I say that Idiot Kazuma has no affinity with women."
"Then what do you think we should do now?!"
"Well...actually, I can understand Miss Darkness's mood, so I think she needs comfort at this time."
Yoyo timidly raised her hand and gave her own advice while the two of them were arguing.
"Is it comforting... indeed."
Huihui wholeheartedly agrees.
Every time her [Explosion Magic] did not exert its most powerful power, she would be depressed for a period of time. At that time, if someone would comfort her for doing a good job instead of scolding her for destroying the environment, it would definitely be better than now. A lot.
No, I would usually scold you.
Xiaolin, who knew what she was thinking, complained secretly.
Hui Hui asked: "What should I do?"
Aqua spread her hands: "Someone can only comfort her."
Sato Kazuma nodded: "Well, then, senior Kobayashi, I'll leave it to you."
Megumin and Aqua raised their hands and said, "I agree."
Youyou echoed in a low voice: "I think so too."
Without giving Xiao Lin a chance to react, they handed over this task to him in just a few words.
Xiao Lin was stunned for a moment and asked, "Wait, why am I here?"
Sato Kazuma thought for a second and said, "Follow the trend?"
“What does it mean to go with the flow?”
He was very resistant to such irresponsible and ambiguous words.
Aqua asked curiously: "Is Xiaolin unwilling?"
"It's not that I don't want to."
"That's no problem. Come on, Xiaolin."
Megumin concluded the conversation, and judging from their looks, they seemed to have decided on themselves.
Youyou tugged at the corner of his clothes and said softly: "Um... Actually, everyone trusts Mr. Xiaolin, because every time everyone is in a bad mood, it is Mr. Xiaolin who encourages everyone. This is also everyone's expectation and trust in Mr. Xiaolin. .”
Well, it sounds nice, but the core is that Xiao Lin is the best at making chicken soup for the soul, so this task was given to him, and that's it.
"Okay, since none of you want to go."
Xiaolin sighed and accepted the task.
With the encouragement of these problem children, go up the stairs to the room on the left in the middle of the second floor. This is Darkness's room.
Bang bang bang——
After knocking three times, he said: "Darkness, it's me, Xiaolin."
"Xiao Lin? Please come in!"
"excuse me."
After receiving permission to enter, open the door to Darkness' room.
Look around.
Unlike Megumin's room, which had all kinds of puppets and strange props, the female knight's room was very neat and empty. Apart from the necessary bed, wardrobe, table, and lamp, there is nothing else.
Rather, it looks neat just because it is empty.
Speaking of which, they obviously had negative distance contact and did intimate things in the bathroom, kitchen, or balcony, but they never did it in each other's rooms. It must be weird and incredible in the eyes of outsiders.
Darkness asked curiously: "Xiaolin, what's the matter?"
"It's nothing. It's just that everyone is worried about your condition, so they asked me to come and take a look." Xiao Lin did not hide his purpose.
"Really? It makes everyone worried."
She lowered her head apologetically.
"Don't be sorry, because we are companions." Xiaolin glanced at the female knight in front of him and asked: "How is your health? Is there anything wrong? If you feel uncomfortable, you can ask Aqua to help you treat it."
"It doesn't matter, I have recovered."
"Really?"
"real!"
Even though Darkness said it simply, she could still see a bit of bravery, and the missed attack was probably a big blow to her.
In this case……
Xiaolin let out a breath, then looked directly into her eyes and said, "Daknis, I have something to ask of you. Can you listen to my wish?"
"Ah, ah, if I can do it - after all, you look solemn, is it such an urgent wish?"
Xiaolin's words made the female knight a little curious and nervous, because this was the first time the man in front of her asked her to do this.
Even when doing those strange and shameful things, there is no such seriousness and sincerity.
Only heard——
"It's not a bad idea to say that it will influence my future life."
"Human, life?!"
Darkness was startled.
Is it such an important matter? Would it be better to discuss it with other people?
As if he guessed what she wanted to say, Xiaolin took the lead and said, "You are the only one who can ask me for this kind of thing, Darkness. So, I hope you can fulfill my wish."
"Wait a mininute."
Darkness couldn't help but interrupt and asked: "Can you respond immediately to such an important matter? At least let me make a decision after listening to the content."
She didn't take it for granted.
It's not that I don't believe in the man in front of me, but I'm afraid that I won't be able to do it and let him down.
"Okay, I understand. Then, please allow me to express my wish."
"Swallow, swallow..."
Such seriousness made the female knight even more nervous.
Xiaolin, who received permission, made explosive remarks with a firm and passionate voice after a brief silence.
"——Darkness, be my wife!"
"……Aha?"
This request caused her brain, which didn't have many gaps, to fall into a brief downtime.
Seeing the helpless expression of the female knight, Xiaolin said with a clear smile: "This is my request, you have no right to refuse."
"Of course I know this. But no matter what, you need to be naturalized or something, and you also need to obtain a knighthood..."
Darkness had a blush on her cheeks, and she was so nervous and shy that she was a little distracted.
Obviously this sentence has a great impact.
"But unfortunately, you think too much." Xiao Lin said with a smirk on his lips: "I mean, I hope you will act like a wife to cheer me up."
"Then, in that case, don't use such misunderstandings as influencing your life!"
The misunderstood female knight was obviously angry, and seemed to be angry at the man in front of her for teasing her.
Or maybe she was looking forward to this day, but she didn't expect it to be a joke, which naturally made her unhappy.
"Well, I think your reaction will be interesting if you say this, and you also like this kind of play."
"Really, there are good and bad jokes!"
A rare complaint from Darkness.
"Huh?" Xiao Lin was stunned for a moment and said, "If it were you in the past, you shouldn't have said, "Hehehe, as expected of Xiaolin, he knows the things that women hate, hehehe," and then started to feel stupid. ? "
"Even I want to keep the most basic conscience."
"snort---"
"you do not believe?"
"Because you don't have it normally."
"Well!"
Darkness was about to cry but had no tears left.
She had never been so annoyed as she is now. If she had been more restrained and reserved, would the proposal just now become true?
"And actually, after Ais left, I felt a little dissatisfied with my desires."
"Um?"
"Because something happened, and Darkness and Ace look alike, so..."
"Do you just regard me as a substitute? Hahaha, as expected of Xiaolin, he knows the things that women hate very well, hahaha! Ha-ah-ha-ah-"
Darkness held her chest with her hands, her face flushed and panting. He seems to enjoy being used as a substitute.
You see, with just a slight provocation and a little setting, she became like this, a complete perverted female knight.
But Xiaolin didn't lie either.
"So, Darkness, will you grant my wish?"
"If you want to show off, you can try it."
Although she was still enjoying the setting, the perverted female knight still pretended to remain rational and arrogant.
Xiao Lin smiled and did not stimulate her in this regard. It would be bad if she ran away shyly because of this.
"Then now, from this moment on, Darkness is my wife!"
"I know. So what should I do?"
"When it comes to brides, they always wear fluttering aprons."
"Hehehe, you are indeed Xiaolin. I see, attack from that direction, hehehe!"
"Hey, hey, what are you thinking about?"
"It's an attempt to take advantage of the husband's power,...well!"
Looks like you're trying too hard?
"If you don't want to-"
“Even requests that are not allowed to be refused are difficult to accept.”
"Huh?"
"But, this is my husband's order! And how can you disobey it when you are caught in a weakness that you don't want the world to know?!"
Understand, she has entered the state, and she has also added strange settings to herself!
As expected of Darkness, she easily accomplished what others couldn't do!
"This is what is called a fluttery apron!"
Without giving Xiaolin a chance to stop him, Darkness suddenly ran out the door.
"I'll go change right away, wait for me!"
To be honest, I originally wanted her to wear a maid outfit, but I didn't expect her to be so enthusiastic and expectant.
Did you do something wrong?
After he was lost in thought for a moment, the female knight opened the door and walked in.
"Long, long wait."
A slightly shy voice came from the door.
The pink apron is worn on the body of the female knight. Her slender neck, thin shoulders, towering and half-exposed breasts, slender arms, just the right waist and plump legs are all exposed. come out.
"Oh, oh hoo?!"
Xiao Lin actually exclaimed subconsciously.
Darkness became even more shy: "What, what's wrong? Suddenly there was a strange sound."
The girl hugged her shoulders and raised her towering chest, and her long, smooth golden hair was combed into a lady-like shape and placed on her chest. Coupled with her mature body and charming and slightly shy expression, it was really hard to stop.
"Oh, oh hoo-!"
"I don't understand it at all! At least speak human language!"
Xiao Lin's appearance made her very shy and didn't know what to do.
This is devastation beyond imagination.
No, not good.
I didn’t expect that just changing into Play would have such a big impact.
It was because he underestimated the methods of his seniors.
Seeing that Xiao Lin didn't speak, Darkness said as if he understood something: "I see, that's it. Xiao Lin is set to be a beast dominated by desire, is that why it is like this? Hahaha, your imagination always It’s above me.”
"That's my line!"
Xiao Lin couldn't hold himself any longer.
Darkness asked curiously: "Why, isn't it wrong?"
"That's not right! How could I be like that!"
"Hmph, obviously at that time——"
"Ahem! Ahem! Ahem!"
Xiao Lin quickly interrupted. If they continue, the little secret between them will be exposed.
"Listen Darkness, I am an ordinary kind-hearted husband! You have not been caught in a weakness, we just fell in love and got married!"
"That's it, I understand."
Female Knight... No, "my" new wife nodded to express her understanding and chose to obey "my" setting.
They say it’s not set!
Generally speaking, this is a bridal practice, right? Why do you have to insist on setting it up? !
never mind.
Let’s take the next step.
"I will start giving instructions next, please Darkness act more like a bride."
"Well, please be merciful."
Show mercy?
How can it be.
This is the long-awaited part, so be prepared for it, you perverted female knight!
"Then the first scene, the scene where I am gently woken up in the morning, I leave it to you. So, let's start quickly."
In order to restore the scene more, let her have a stronger sense of immersion. Xiaolin lay on Darkness's bed, closed his eyes and waited for Darkness' performance.
"I-I know."
Darkness pondered for a while, then nervously came to the bedside, pushed Xiao Lin and shouted at the same time: "Xiao Lin, it's morning, isn't it? It's almost time to get up, right?"
"No!!! It needs to be sweeter! And you have to call me honey! If you don't, you won't be able to get up!"
Xiao Lin opened his eyes and shouted angrily.
He was like a harsh director, completely denying the acting skills of actress Darkness, while telling her what a normal wife should do.
Darkness hesitated again for a while, blushed and said shyly: "Dear, dear, is it already morning? If you don't get up, your breakfast will be cold."
The voice is softer, sweeter and more flavorful.
Let’s consider her qualified.
But the performance was not over yet. Xiao Lin closed his eyes and muttered: "Well... sleep for another five minutes, just five minutes..."
He portrayed the image of the bedridden husband so vividly that if there was an acting award, he would definitely win an Oscar.
Driven by the atmosphere, Darkness also entered the state. She said softly with love: "Don't say such things, anyway-"
"Um?"
"The moment I get close, you will forcefully pull me to the bed, right?"
"Wait, don't think so wildly!"
Having said that, if the situation happened again, Xiao Lin couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't do something to such a lovely wife.
Oops, is it my husband who has fallen?
"Next, next!"
Before it was about to turn into that scene, Xiaolin quickly changed the subject.
"Please be careful with the farewell scene on the road."
"Farewell? Ah, I understand."
Darkness looked at Xiaolin amusedly, but she was considerate enough not to expose her. In this regard, she already had the demeanor of a wife.
Xiao Lin coughed dryly and said: "Ahem... then, I'm going to work."
"I know, be careful. Ah, as a guard, can't I just go with you?" Darkness answered sparsely.
wrong!
I don’t get it at all!
"Darkness, the scene between the newlyweds should be sticky, reluctant, flirting, etc., and it ends with a kiss on the cheek to say goodbye."
"Eh, eh?!"
"No! It's the kind that can be separated by a little peck from a bird. Darkness, you want to be more passionate and constantly entangled! You perverted female knight!"
"You, what are you talking about? That kind of imagination... I don't have that."
"Your expression shows it all!"
Although she repeatedly denied it, the extremely shy look with her head buried and her slightly red cheeks showed that Xiaolin had indeed exposed her true thoughts just now.
But a passionate kiss every morning?
Honestly, it probably feels pretty good!
No, no, no, now is not the time to think about that.
"Next, next!" Xiao Lin crossed the scene again and said: "Please help me take off the rice grains on my face."
"Is that okay?"
"Um?"
"Look, it's very simple."
The female knight looked confused.
Simple?
How dare you say this scenario is simple?
"I say, don't underestimate this move. We are newlyweds, so we must not do the perfunctory and feeble approach of 'Hey, look,' but a more intimate and passionate approach!"
"Haha, I see, that's it."
Darkness seemed to understand something again.
Just in case she was thinking wrong, it would be better to ask.
"Let me hear what you understand."
"Yes, you want me to lick it off for you. Haha, treat me like a beast, you are so merciless, Xiaolin."
"No! Don't think in strange directions!"
Not a beast but a wife, wife!
As expected, Darkness is still not qualified as a wife and needs to practice more.
For this reason, Xiaolin decided to teach her more knowledge.
...Teaching in bed!
(End of chapter)
