Should it be said that it is a unique feature, or that there is no sense of crisis.
It was clear that he had to return to another world as soon as possible, but Hestia took offense to Aqua's superficial provocation and started a duel inexplicably.
"Senior Xiaolin, do you really don't care about them? Something big will happen!"
Sato Kazuma looked excited.
It can be said that Sato Kazuma is the person who is most abused by Aqua. Every time he gets into trouble, he is the one who is unlucky, so this kind of thing must be stopped.
"To be honest, I'm a little worried too."
Xiao Lin rubbed his eyebrows.
Bell said apologetically in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, God Hestia would do this."
"No, no, no, it has nothing to do with Bell, it's all the fault of that stupid goddess!"
Sato Kazuma didn't give Aqua any face, quite a bit like other people's children were better than his own.
But what Kazuma Sato didn't know was that Hestia and Aqua were the same to some extent.
Unwilling to admit defeat, always getting carried away, and easy to get carried away.
They are really alike.
Otherwise, he would not occupy two positions among the [Three Idiots of the Goddess].
Darkness said: "It seems that the matter of finding the Flash Running Lizard should be put on hold for now. Let's go see Aqua and the others. It would be bad if we accidentally cause any trouble."
"You're right, this is the only thing we can do now."
Xiao Lin nodded.
Because of Aqua's rivalry with Hestia, they had to go to the town to prevent the upcoming riot.
Come to the street.
I thought they would make some earth-shattering news.
But in fact--
"Hey! These are hot fried potato balls that are just out of the pot~! Guys over there, why don't you come and order some!"
"Don't miss it if you're passing by! Guests, would you like to order the hot Kraken meatballs? It's best paired with the special bubble drink~!"
how to say……
Surprisingly ordinary.
On the main road leading to the central pool, Hestia and Aqua stood on one side of the street and started working as vendors.
It’s easy to tell from their shouts that one is selling potato balls and the other is selling octopus balls.
Although these two are their specialties, but... isn't it a bit too childish.
Aren't you goddesses? Shouldn't we show the sanctity and majesty of being a goddess? What kind of fuss is going on when selling snacks here? Isn't it true that what you are competing for is not whose level is higher, but who sells more popular snacks? !
"What the hell are those two idiots doing?"
Sato Kazuma glared with dead eyes, speechless at the two of them's sexy moves.
Bell scratched his cheek and smiled awkwardly.
Lily, like Darkness and Megumin, had the same expression as they should.
It seems that the goddesses on both sides are the worse ones in the eyes of their respective families.
Since Aqua and Hestia's stalls are relatively close to each other, they can easily talk to each other, but they will also be affected by each other.
Hestia said, "Aqua, could you please turn down the volume?"
There were originally many customers queuing on her side, but because of Aqua's louder and more lively voice, many customers turned around and lined up behind her, making Hestia a little angry.
When Aqua saw this, she naturally would not miss this opportunity. She pretended to be helpless and said: "Oh, because I usually give speeches to many believers, I can't help but speak loudly. I'm really sorry."
"Ugh...you're actually showing off that you have many followers!!"
Hestia looked unwilling.
To be honest, the other party's expression that was deliberately implying something was a bit too much, and it deeply hurt her heart.
Then several people got together.
Sato Kazuma said helplessly: "I wanted to say why you didn't come back, but what are you doing?"
"You'll know it just by looking at it, right?"
Aqua looked at him as if he were an idiot, and then said with full fighting spirit: "We are competing to see who can sell more food to customers, to compete for the status of God!"
This is indeed what happened!
"I always feel that it has nothing to do with the status of God. It's just a competition between cooking and hawking skills..."
"Lily thinks so too."
Belle and Lily couldn't help but complain.
Are they goddesses or merchants? What are they fighting over?
Sato Kazuma said helplessly: "You two, now is not the time to do that, right? What should I do with the Flash Running Lizard?"
The longer the delay, the greater the chance of an incident happening. In addition, there is still a mission deadline. If they don't escort the monster to the destination quickly, they will also have to spend a lot of money if they delay the deadline.
"It's okay, Kazuma!"
Aqua comforted him and said triumphantly: "If we are selling things in a competition, I have an advantage as I have part-time work experience. Just watch me end this disparity in strength in just a few clicks!"
It is true that Aqua has more working experience.
But is this something worth showing off?
Sato Kazuma was deeply disappointed with the idiot goddess in front of him.
However, what Aqua didn't expect was that the goddess she was competing with was actually a senior part-time expert.
"Have an advantage? Disparity in strength?"
Hestia seemed to have heard something funny.
Under Aqua's foreboding expression, the twin-ponytailed lolita goddess said confidently: "It's so ridiculous. It seems you don't know that I am a migrant worker who has experienced hundreds of battles!"
"W-What did you say...!?"
"And making and selling fried potato balls is my best job. The winner of this competition will be me!!!"
Hestia put her hands on her hips and raised her broad chest, and pushed back without flinching.
It turns out that you are also a working warrior!
Sato Kazuma was startled, but soon felt something was wrong.
What are the two of them so proud of? Is having rich working experience something worth showing off? You were originally goddesses!
"It looks like it will be a fierce showdown."
"Feel free to come over here!"
Aqua looked like she was facing a formidable enemy, and Hestia smiled as if she was fighting against her old enemy.
"So what are you empathizing with?!"
Sato Kazuma couldn't bear it anymore. He turned around and said, "Senior Kobayashi, look at them... uh, senior Kobayashi, what are you doing?"
Only then did he realize that Xiao Lin had already joined the two vendors and tasted the snacks they made.
Stuffing a piping hot octopus ball, the bursting juices instantly invade your mouth and occupy your mind.
"Hmm~~~ I would also like to say why there is a strong fragrance. Holy water should be added to these kraken balls. In order to completely remove the fishy smell of octopus, while maintaining the unique deliciousness and chewiness of seafood, it feels good in the mouth. It kept bouncing around as if it were alive.
Paired with a sauce carefully prepared from lemon and glycosides, the flavor of these meatballs is even more highlighted. It really shouldn’t be underestimated, Aqua, has she finally shown her strength? "
Xiaolin kept commenting on the meatballs made by Aqua. His reddish cheeks and intoxicated expression immediately made the onlookers drool and flock to Aqua's stall.
"Give me a bunch!"
"I also want!"
"And I!"
A large number of people lined up in front of Aqua's stall, and the customer flow was overwhelming for a while.
It seems that Aqua is a sure winner!
Originally, Sato Kazuma thought that Kobayashi was also fooling around with them, but now it seems that this is the fastest way to solve the problem.
Although I was a little unhappy that the idiot Aqua won, I had no choice but to give up Hestia in order to find the Flash Running Lizard quickly.
Just as Sato Kazuma was praising Kobayashi in his heart, he saw the other party approaching Hestia's vendor at some point.
"No, no way..."
Sato Kazuma had a bad feeling in his heart.
Sure enough, Xiao Lin took the initiative to pick up a fried potato ball and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Hmm~~~This full and rich taste is exactly what only fried food can bring. But in fact, there is no greasiness unique to fried food, but a glutinous and sweet flavor.
Coupled with the crispy shell that is specially fried for a controlled time, and the freshness and sweetness brought by a little salt to stimulate the taste buds, the more you chew, the more memorable it becomes. Goddess Hestia, I would call you the best when it comes to potato balls! "
Likewise, Kobayashi also highly praised the fried potato balls.
After hearing Xiaolin's comments, other customers who were not in line flocked to the stall where Hestia was.
"Give me a potato ball, please!"
"Me too!"
"And I!"
And unknowing passers-by could not help but line up when they saw groups of customers lining up at two stalls.
As the crowd grew, their business became more and more popular.
"Actually, this is not an adventure fantasy world, but a gourmet fantasy world."
Sato Kazuma was deeply disappointed.
Not only for Aqua and Hestia, but also for Kobayashi.
Even Lily couldn't help but said: "Really, we obviously need to find the Flash Running Lizard as soon as possible. Lady Ais, can you also tell us about them - eh? Lady Ais, Lady Ais?!"
Under her gaze, Ais walked quickly to Hestia's vendor and said expectantly: "Goddess Hestia, please give me three portions of red bean cream flavored potato balls. Please add all the red beans." full!"
"Ai, Miss Ais..."
Bell looked at her in disbelief.
Unexpectedly, Sword Princess, who always showed no expression, was also moved.
I thought this situation would only exist for a while, but I didn't expect that the battle would become more intense due to the influence of celebrities.
Darkness looked at the long queue that was almost blocking the street due to overcrowding, and sighed: "The two stalls are still doing a brisk business."
Megumin explained: "The food of the vendors over there is delicious and the service attitude is also very good... This reputation seems to have spread throughout Axel."
"Where did this guy use his true skills?!"
Sato Kazuma complained angrily again.
To be honest, it would be better to just leave them alone and capture the Flash Running Lizards with the remaining ones.
And the center of the battlefield.
"Are the sales volumes of both parties about the same now?"
Aqua, who was still anxious after seeing the battle situation, said, "You know what you're doing, Hestia. In that case, I'm going to use my special move!"
"Trick?! What, what are you going to do?"
Hestia was startled.
What can be called a unique move is still very scary, okay?
Then--
Aqua suddenly made a fan out of nowhere and shouted: "Come on, come on, everyone, please look over! Goddess Aqua is going to perform powerful banquet skills~~"
She's going to have a talent show.
Known as the goddess of talent, she is the strongest in this regard! She has to rely on eye-catching means to win it in one fell swoop!
"Look, flowers, birds, wind and moon! Dear guests, while you are enjoying the performance, would you like to skewer and grill meatballs?"
"Oh oh oh!!!" xN
The onlookers burst into violent cheers, and Aqua's sales surged again.
Seeing this scene, Hestia reluctantly condemned: "It's so cunning! Uh-huh... What kind of trick did you use like that...!"
Aqua proudly puffed up her chest and said, "Hmph, there's no such thing as cunning in a duel. I'll definitely win this time -"
"Hey! The clothes hanging in my house are all wet. Who did this? Come out!!!"
Suddenly, angry questions came from the residential building behind.
It’s here, it’s finally here!
Aqua's unique physique will cause trouble when she gets carried away!
"Yeah, sorry!"
Aqua immediately apologized.
Seeing this, Hestia laughed and said, "Hey, hey, you dug your own grave because you created too much water. I want to increase sales now—"
"Potato, potato!"
Suddenly, the potatoes placed in her frame jumped up very animatedly, startling Hestia.
"Uh-huh, what's going on! Why did the potato suddenly jump!"
"Potato, potato!"
The jumping potato started to cause trouble, first destroying all the things of Hestia's vendor, and then began to attack the customers in line indiscriminately.
"Whoaaah! I was attacked by a potato!"
"The clothes I hung out at home also got wet. Who did this?"
There were panicked calls for help and angry shouts, and the whole street fell into chaos for a while.
"Hey——————!" X2
Hestia and Aqua were in trouble after all.
————
Afterwards, they apologized to the people whose clothes were soaked and went to catch the potatoes that were running around. The exhausted people finally returned to the mansion after dark.
"It's finally over."
"worn out."
"I never thought it would be so troublesome."
"Really, what are we doing?"
Everyone complained.
Among them, Sato Kazuma was the loudest because he was the one who hated being implicated the most.
Bell comforted him and said, "Thank you for your hard work. But look over there."
Follow the direction of your finger.
The two of them did not know when they became harmonious again.
Aqua smiled and said, "I didn't expect Hestia to be in debt, what a coincidence. Let's toast with bubble drinks to celebrate this encounter."
Hestia said: "I feel like I can drink no matter how much I drink. Aqua, let's just be good friends!"
Over a drink together, their relationship heats up. It seems that the fact that they are both in debt makes them like each other.
"That's enough, these two useless goddesses."
Sato Kazuma looked disgusted.
At this moment, Hestia suddenly acted drunkenly towards Bell and said, "Bell, do you want to have a drink together? I won't let you sleep tonight."
Aqua also hugged Xiao Lin and said drunkenly: "Xiao Lin, I miss you so much, sleep with me tonight, okay~"
Lily and Ais stopped Hestia from going drunken and crazy, while Darkness and Megumin stopped Aqua from going drunken and crazy.
Inexplicably, only Sato Kazuma was left.
The lonely Sato Kazuma clenched his fists and shouted with an extremely sad tone: "Damn it——! I've had enough! Go to hell, you two orthodox harem male protagonists!!!"
Then he turned around and ran out of the mansion.
(End of chapter)
