"I'm so exhausted! I'm so exhausted!"
Xiaolin returned to the mansion exhausted physically and mentally.
Because they had gone out to play with two girls from the Crimson Demon Tribe before, and because of the quarrel that had occurred in the guild, the two people who were originally rivals had inexplicably escalated into love rivals, and turned into a fight over men.
The key figure among them, Xiao Lin, suffered an incredible disaster.
After being interrogated and tortured by a group of personnel, he hurriedly escaped after replying "We are just ordinary team members."
I didn't expect the misunderstanding to be so big.
"Eh? Xiaolin, what's wrong? You look like you're about to die?"
"It's Aqua."
When I returned to the corridor of the room, I happened to meet the idiot goddess. She was curious when she saw Xiaolin acting like this.
Xiao Lin told her what happened in the guild.
Aqua patted him on the shoulder and said, "Yeah, that's it. It's really hard work, Xiaolin!"
Although I was touched to be relieved, I felt inexplicably unhappy that the person being comforted was Aqua.
why?
Is it because she is also one of the troublemakers?
Aqua suddenly suggested: "Then, do you want me to give you a massage to loosen your muscles and bones?"
"Um?"
"Tuina massage, massage! It has the characteristics of relaxing the meridians, activating collaterals, and promoting blood circulation in the human body! Proper massage can eliminate fatigue, relieve insomnia, dryness and other symptoms, and is a massage that is beneficial to human health." Aqua enthusiastically offered him explain.
Xiao Lin scratched his head and asked doubtfully: "I know it's a massage, but why do you want it for me?"
The stupid goddess is the laziest.
It's absolutely impossible to ask her to provide massage services to others if she doesn't let others wear her clothes!
unless……
He looked at Aqua with a slightly disgusted look in his eyes: "Aqua, I wonder if there will be any trouble again and you want me to sort it out."
"Aha?"
"Look, Aqua, you only show your kindness after getting into trouble, don't you?"
"No! What on earth do you think I am!"
"Trouble maker."
"What did you say?!!!"
The angry Aqua jumped up and sat on Xiao Lin's body, grabbing his neck with both hands and shaking him desperately. Her tearful look showed that what she just said hurt her a lot.
But this is a fact, and I don’t know what she is angry about.
As the strength of the stupid goddess became stronger and stronger, Xiao Lin's breathing gradually became difficult. He quickly slapped her arm and begged for mercy: "Let go, let go, I'll just massage it, just massage it!"
Aqua stopped.
"real?!"
"real."
"Okay! Then Xiaolin, go back to your room and wait for me. I'll go get ready!"
After saying that, she left happily.
I feel like I'm being forcefully sold products on the street. I'm sure I won't be fooled, right?
Xiao Lin couldn't help but think so.
Return to the room.
After a while, Aqua walked in.
She was wearing a maid outfit with a blue background and white lace trim. She looked particularly lively and cute overall, and to be honest, she looked pretty decent.
but……
Xiao Lin asked curiously: "Why is it a maid costume?"
"Because it's convenient for massage." Aqua explained later, and then urged: "Come on, Xiaolin, lie down on the bed for me quickly."
"Why!"
"Why? Didn't Xiaolin say you want me to give you a massage?"
That's what you forcefully requested, it's similar to a forced purchase and sale. Besides, it's just a massage, why do you have to lie on the bed?
Aqua said with a smile: "I won't do anything bad. Come on, hurry up!"
"Please at least tell me, what are you going to do?"
"Hoho? Do you want to know? Do you want to know? Do you want to know what interesting things you will encounter?"
"Stop the ink stains and say it quickly!"
The more the idiot goddess acted like this, the more uneasy Xiao Lin became.
It always feels like she wants the whole big life.
Under constant urging and resistance, Aqua said confidently: "Hmph, the method I am going to use right away is to massage you with my feet! How about it? Are you happy? You must be very happy, right?"
happy?
Lowering his head, he saw that the stupid goddess was not wearing socks. She had slender white legs and small feet, and her skin even had a glistening sheen.
Slightly more tempting.
How should I put it... It sounds a bit obscene to say, but I actually...
Ahem, he is not Yoshikage Kira.
It's really nice to give me a massage, and Aqua is a complete chore goddess. Except for her unsatisfactory job as a goddess, she is top-notch in other aspects.
You can also look forward to massages and the like.
But after being so attentive, Xiao Lin still asked worriedly: "You don't have any other purpose, do you?"
Aqua asked doubtfully: "Other purposes, for example?"
"I owe money for drinks or something... No, it's nothing! Please, Aqua!"
"Leave it to me, Master!"
"Master, master?! Wait, wait, what does master mean... Oooohhhh!!!"
She threw Xiao Lin down on the bed and stepped on his back. Because it was too sudden, Xiaolin was a little panicked. He wanted to turn over but couldn't.
The strength of the idiot goddess is too great!
Aqua slightly reduced her intensity and asked, "What's wrong? Does it hurt?"
"No, it doesn't hurt."
Xiaolin shook his head. He would scream out because he was frightened: "But, Aqua, you are quite heavy."
"What are you talking about? My body is lighter than a feather!"
"...Just treat it like that."
Xiaolin rolled his eyes.
Why can't he even turn over? Is there any other explanation besides weight?
Aqua did not hear his slander, but asked: "Well, is there anything you want me to step on, Master?"
"Hey, wait a minute! I've been calling you Master Master since just now. Do you really have no other ideas?"
"No! Besides, Xiaolin, don't you like this the most?"
"Well... I do like this, but I'm really unhappy when you expose it."
Xiao Lin was embarrassed and ashamed.
It's like your mother tidying up your room, then taking out a pile of books with various XP patterns printed on them from under the bed, feeling so embarrassed and angry that you want to die on the spot.
"Even so..."
Aqua stepped hard on his back and teased: "Actually, you are very happy. Please be a little more frank, Xiaolin~~~"
hateful!
How dare Aqua be so arrogant!
Kobayashi, who had hit the stupid goddess who was carried away with his emotions, counterattacked with a grin: "I'm very happy, but it would be better if the person above me was the goddess Eris! ... or something."
"You guy, are you going to crush your spine?"
Aqua stomped hard.
The angry goddess suddenly fell into anger when she heard her believers say the names of other goddesses.
Xiao Lin suddenly felt pain and said: "It hurts, it hurts! Don't, don't do that, it's really going to break!!!"
Why?
I am an adventurer who is about to upgrade to LV4. Why is Aqua stronger than me? I can't help but wonder if I am a fake adventurer.
Seeing that Xiaolin was embarrassed, Aqua chuckled, like a high and mighty goddess, and asked: "Hey, you are very happy, right?"
As he spoke, the strength under his feet gradually increased.
Xiao Lin was in pain and shouted: "Happy! Happy!! I am so happy!!!"
Is it because a weak point was discovered? Just like being knocked down by a joint move in a battle, is it related to the stupid goddess finding her own weak point and then easily subduing her?
Seeing Xiaolin give in, Aqua returned to normal and began to massage him carefully.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"Hey hey hey!"
"Hoo ho ho!"
There is a beat every three times, and the strength used is also three levels: light, heavy, and heaviest. It is very rhythmic.
And as time goes by, the stiff back gradually relaxes, and you can feel the blood flowing rapidly in the body. At the same time, the body temperature rises and the mood becomes relaxed.
It must be said that she has talent in this area.
But unconsciously, the stupid goddess started humming an unknown ditty.
"Hmph hum, la la la, la la la, one la la la~~~~"
This guy seems to be getting happier and happier.
And he even stepped on it with both feet!
As the rhythm became faster and faster, Xiao Lin was worried and said quickly: "Speaking of you, don't dance on other people's bodies! You might get your head stepped on... Uh oh oh oh oh oh!"
His fears were confirmed.
The stupid goddess became more and more impudent and stepped on his head into the soft pillow.
Aqua quickly apologized after seeing it: "Ah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, it wasn't intentional."
Normally, you should stop in time, but this guy was talking and doing it at the same time, and even increased his strength.
Could it be intentional?
The veins on Xiao Lin's forehead popped out, and his mouth that was pressed into the pillow shouted out in a muffled voice: "If you know, please take your feet off my head!"
He didn't hate the feet of beautiful girls, especially the little feet of the Water Goddess. They were so crystal clear that he wanted to take them in his hands and play with them carefully.
But he couldn't accept being stepped on, not even by a beautiful girl. After all, he didn't have any weird habits.
"Xiao Lin, do you think you are angry?"
"...Hey, did you ask me on purpose?"
"It's not that you're angry, it's just... wait, what's going on? That expression on your face?"
"Hey, what are you talking about?"
The stupid goddess looked like she had read through Xiao Lin's inner thoughts. The corners of her mouth were raised slightly, and her eyes were filled with a hint of ridicule that only an uncle could have. The little foot that stepped on his head was about to touch the side of his face... no, it was the corner of his mouth.
There is no strange smell, but it is the same fresh smell unique to the goddess.
Anyway, she is also the goddess of water.
I kind of want to lick it.
...Hey, Aqua must have misunderstood something, did she do this on purpose?
Aqua lowered her body and said with force, "Speaking of which, doesn't Xiaolin want to express some feelings or thoughts?"
Kobayashi raised his head from the pillow to catch his breath and curled his lips and said, "I don't have any feelings at all. I just want Aqua right now, can't you be gentler?"
"Huh? Isn't that just right for you?"
"What kind of standards do you have! Besides, you're humming a little tune there, it's so bad, you idiot!"
This stupid goddess just used his back as a dance mat, humming and dancing on it.
I can't help but wonder if she did it on purpose.
Aqua also knew that it was a bit too much, but she still argued: "Well...it can't be done without some accompaniment, right? You have to master the rhythm and so on."
"Sure enough, you are using my back as a dance mat to practice dancing!!!!"
Xiaolin couldn't help roaring loudly.
If he hadn't been pinned down and unable to move now, he would have flipped Aqua onto the bed and slapped her butt hard, making the stupid goddess understand what she had done wrong.
But unfortunately, now Aqua is on top and he is on bottom.
Hearing what Xiao Lin said, the stupid goddess also puffed up her mouth slightly angrily, and said very unhappy: "Xiao Lin has so many requests, I have already given you such a great massage!"
That's right.
It was a great massage, yes, but it would have been nice if she didn't use his back as a dance mat, stepped on his head all the time, and even tried to stuff her little feet into his mouth!
In order to cover up one's embarrassment, there may be an unwillingness to face one's true nature, or there may even be other reasons.
Anyway, Xiao Lin shouted: "That's enough. It's really a bit messy. It hurts. Come down quickly!"
"Eh? What are you doing? It took a lot of effort to get into some good shape!"
"State, what state? Is it the state of trembling? Is there still a state of massage? Besides, don't step on my head again!"
The stupid goddess almost stuffed her foot into his mouth.
Aqua said with a smile: "Oh, isn't it very comfortable to be stepped on? Are you happy too?"
"No one ever said anything like that!"
Of course Xiaolin would not admit such a thing.
If he admits it, not only his majesty in the team, but also his own nature will be completely destroyed!
But does Aqua have any strange attributes? Why can she guide other people's inner weird habits? Is it because she is weird? Or is it because she is a goddess?
After some tossing.
The physical fatigue was eliminated, but the mental fatigue became heavier and his expression became even more ugly.
Under Xiao Lin's helpless and disgusting gaze, Aqua proudly puffed out her chest and said complacently: "Xiao Lin, what do you think of my skills? Don't you think I can make a lot of money with this?"
Cosplay massage?
It's not impossible, but if Aqua plays the role, it will be a big trouble if other people develop some strange quirks in the end!
After all, even Xiaolin almost suffered a disaster, let alone Axel's other adventurers. If someone like Dust comes with a weird habit...
The picture was so beautiful that he didn't dare to look at it.
Xiao Lin decisively refused: "Forget it, you don't have the talent in this area."
"Why?!"
The idiot goddess reacted greatly and looked very dissatisfied.
But Xiao Lin's reaction was even greater. He tapped her forehead with his finger and lectured loudly: "It's okay to dance on other people's backs, but you still use so much force and step on other people's heads. What if other people complain?" Do it!!!”
"How, how could it be... I finally came up with a way to make money... ahhhhh!!!"
The stupid goddess cried loudly.
It seems that by doing this, she is treating herself as a test subject... Forget it, as long as she is not allowed to harm other adventurers.
Is that okay? !
(End of chapter)
