"Then, where are we going?"
Walking on the empty street, Xiaolin asked Megumin next to him.
It was still early in the morning, and most people hadn't gotten up yet. If they made any big noise, they would really be blamed.
But after Megumin releases the explosion magic, he will choose to go back to rest because of exhaustion, so that he does not have to waste energy and physical strength on the little loli.
I was caught in a dilemma for a while.
Megumin strode down the street, holding her chest out and raising her head, humming a strange yet pleasant tune.
He looked really excited, and the more he looked at him, the more he looked like an elementary school student on the day of the outing.
"Xiao Lin, are you looking down on me?"
"...How could it be? Although you are young, Hui Hui, as a companion, I will never look down on you."
"Hello!"
The frizzy little loli was too aggressive, so Xiao Lin chose to give in temporarily.
Megumin's smooth little flat plate is the same as her height, so she can't help but be looked at as "flat", but once she gets pissed off, the shameful and angry Archmage of Chuunibyou will make him understand the power of explosion magic. !
"I said, although I don't care, are we just wandering aimlessly like this? We look like little gangsters with nothing to do."
"This is really a big problem. If others mistake me for being the same as the idiot Kazuma, my reputation will be ruined!"
Your reputation has long been ruined.
...Xiao Lin wanted to complain like this, but he was afraid of being hit in the face by the explosive magic, so he held it back.
At this time, Huihui suddenly said: "I said, Xiaolin."
"What's wrong, Megumin?"
"Isn't it always men who take the lead in dating?"
"Who said that?"
"This is Alcanretia's Dating Guide."
"What?!"
Kobayashi saw Megumin take out a book from the large magician robe. The title of the book was just as she said, but the most important thing was that in the bottom corner of the cover of the book, it actually said "Acusis Cult Publishing", and a very small A line of slogans [Be sure to visit the Axis Cult when you come to the Water City]!
What are you looking at!
Xiaolin broke into a cold sweat.
The books and periodicals produced by the Axis Cult, like the evil books left by demons in the world, are forbidden books that can lead people to step into the abyss!
He grabbed the book and burned it without saying a word.
puff--
After the flames burned the books, black smoke rose up, and after spreading in the air, demonic laughter appeared!
Sure enough, this is a forbidden book!
"Wait, Xiaolin! What are you doing!"
When the little Loli saw him burning the book, she rushed forward anxiously to snatch it back, but it burned too fast and turned into ashes in an instant, causing her to miss it.
Xiaolin supported the little Loli who was about to fall, and said at the same time: "Megumin, this is not a real dating strategy guide."
"Is not the real one?"
"That's right. But since Huihui you are very curious, let me teach you what a real date is."
"Really? Great! Okay, let's go!"
Megumin walked forward excitedly.
Xiao Lin behind him was stunned for a moment, "Huh? Am I being tricked?" He couldn't help but have this thought.
"Xiao Lin, hurry up!"
The little loli in front kept urging him, and he shook his head to get rid of such unrealistic conspiracy theories. How is it possible? She is Huihui.
Then he quickly chased after him.
"where are we going?"
"Shouldn't you arrange this?"
"Back to this issue again?"
After all the talk, I still haven’t decided where to go, and I always feel like I’m wandering around in circles trying to count the words.
Looking at the sky, it should be almost done.
Xiao Lin suggested: "Let's go eat first. If you want to be energetic throughout the day, breakfast is indispensable."
"Then let's go!"
Later, under the leadership of Xiao Lin, the two came to a street vendor.
Axel is a slow-paced town, which probably has a lot to do with it being a novice village, but even if many people don't get up, there are still a few vendors to serve those in need.
It just so happened that Xiao Lin knew one family.
"Hey, good morning, stall owner."
"Xiao Lin, welcome!"
The middle-aged bald man with a beard in front of him is one of the few vendors. When Xiao Lin worked hard to give money, he took care of him a lot.
"Xiao Lin hasn't been here for a long time."
"After all, you don't have to work as hard as before."
"Where's Axel's hero..."
Hearing the stall owner's somewhat resentful sigh, Xiao Lin tensed up for no reason.
But soon the stall owner returned to his original rugged appearance, laughing and patting Xiao Lin on the shoulder to tell him not to be nervous, and then asked: "So, what's the matter with coming here early this morning? Isn't it just innocent? Come have breakfast.”
"actually……"
"We're dating!"
Without giving Xiaolin a chance to speak, Huihui spoke first. As a result, the stall owner's expression was not right. He looked at Xiao Lin and then at Little Loli, his vigilant and disgusting eyes became more intense.
"Do you want me to call the guards?"
"Please don't!"
Xiao Lin begged for mercy on the spot.
He wanted to say that this was all a misunderstanding, but he didn't know what kind of trouble the little loli would cause, so he had to say a little aggrievedly: "Stall owner, don't you believe me as a person?"
"Who knows the hidden truth? I was once a powerful adventurer in a famous kingdom, but am I showing off to others?"
"Well……"
I really want to say that I am bragging, but Axel Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, who knows if he is a hidden boss.
"Anyway, you misunderstood!"
Xiao Lin said a word, and then ran away with the little Loli who was still eating and drinking. Of course, I didn’t forget to pay the bill or take away the remaining food.
"Hoo-ho-ho-"
Xiao Lin wiped the sweat from his forehead.
I didn't expect the misunderstanding to be so big. Will people be suspicious if I take a little loli out early in the morning who she claims to be dating?
...You will really be suspected!
"What's wrong, Xiaolin?"
Megumin swallowed the food in her mouth and didn't understand why Xiaolin wanted to pull her away just now.
This is still naive. If I keep this simple, I will be taken to see goldfish by my strange uncle.
No, it's most likely impossible.
When I think about the popularity of the middle-school girl in Axel, it's good that those weird uncles didn't take a detour when they saw her.
He shook the little Loli's head and quickly let go before she got angry.
"Let's go, Megumin, let's go on a date."
"...Don't think that I will forgive you if you say this."
Little Loli didn't seem to like this, but she still followed Xiao Lin's footsteps obediently.
After a while, Axel Novice Village finally started to get busy, with more and more pedestrians on the streets.
Then--
"Xiao Lin, why did you bring me here?"
"Because it's necessary."
The two came to the tailor shop.
Standing outside the door, Huihui was a little curious. As far as she understood, dating meant a man and a woman hanging out, so why did they come to a tailor shop?
"I want to dress you up Megumi."
"Why?"
"You know, Megumin. On a date, in order to get compliments from men, women will dress themselves up a little more. But look at you, you are still wearing this large magician cloak. This is absolutely not allowed. of!"
"Aha……"
"Don't worry so much, just follow me."
Little Loli couldn't understand why the man next to her was so excited, but she didn't understand anything and chose to follow Xiao Lin's arrangement.
The two walked into the store.
"welcome!"
"Boss, please choose a beautiful outfit for her!"
"...Do you want me to call the guards?"
"Wait, it's not what you think! I don't have any other special hobbies, I just ask you to help her choose a suitable outfit!"
"Ah, I'm sorry, I misunderstood!"
The cheerful female shopkeeper smiled awkwardly, and then pushed the confused Megumin towards the back room.
After a while.
Megumin appeared in front of her again.
After removing the heavy magician's robe, the wide magician's pointed hat and the strange decorations she had been wearing, the little Loli now only wore a strapless and knee-length black and white skirt.
The black dress contrasts with the fair and tender skin, and the white lace has a hint of embellishment.
The slender limbs and collarbones, the medium-long black hair, and the shy red pupils make her look so weak and innocent.
Like the girl next door.
I don’t know if it’s related to Sato Kazuma, but Axel has recently become a trend called fashion, and many people’s clothes have changed because of it, but I didn’t expect it to change so much!
Huihui's cheeks were slightly red, and she asked a little unconfidently: "How, how about it, Xiaolin."
"great."
Xiao Lin answered decisively.
At the same time, he secretly gave the female shopkeeper a thumbs up.
I have to say that professional vision is good, and this outfit fully demonstrates the advantages of the little lolita.
Although there is still no rise and fall in the chest, the exposed collarbone, shoulders and limbs make the girl next door feel like she can completely ignore other aspects of her existence.
The little Loli crossed her hands and covered her shoulders, her face became even redder, and she shouted shyly: "But, but, I always feel that this skirt is so light. It's like I'm not wearing any clothes!!!"
"Hey, don't say such strange things!"
The moment she opened her mouth she completely ruined the atmosphere.
Xiao Lin said angrily: "You always wear those heavy robes and dress yourself up in such a weird way. It's natural that it's unnatural."
"Wait! That was a gift from my friends. Do you have any objections?!"
The little loli came closer.
Very close.
Xiao Lin turned his head and didn't dare to look.
Maybe it's because the off-shoulder dress is cooler or too loose. Coupled with Megumin's shorter body, you can get a clear view by lowering your head slightly.
Although there are no ups and downs, it is still exciting.
wrong!
Why am I as shy as my first brother? Haven’t I seen a lot of storms?
This is embarrassing!
Yes, this is because she is a member of the same team and because she is Megumin!
"Hey, why don't you look towards me?!"
Megumin squeezed Xiaolin's cheeks with both hands and forcibly turned his head away.
"It's nothing, you're overthinking! Okay, it's been a long time, we should set off!
Forcibly changing the topic, without giving the little Loli a chance to delve deeper, he pushed Huihui and left the tailor shop after paying.
When they came to the street, Huihui hid behind Xiaolin. Just because other people's eyes were always focused on her, the little Loli felt quite uncomfortable.
"Sure enough, it's so strange, Xiaolin! I always feel like many people are looking at me!"
She was a little scared.
Xiao Lin couldn't help but chuckle and joked: "What's wrong? A lot of people looked at you before, why are you still uncomfortable?"
Megumin shouted angrily: "That one is that one, and this one is this one. I can still tell them apart if their eyes are different!"
Of course Xiaolin knew the reason.
In the past, Megumin was dressed strangely and people looked at her subconsciously; but now the little Loli is dressed beautifully and people look at her on their own initiative. And the curious and amazed gazes naturally give people different feelings.
But it would be bad if she accidentally said something and caused Megumin to overreact.
"It's your imagination, there's nothing strange about them."
After speaking, he also greeted others.
Regardless of whether the little Loli was still shy, Xiao Lin took her and continued walking on the street.
"Speaking of which, is there anywhere Megumin wants to go?"
"Huh? Isn't it Xiaolin who will arrange it?"
"That said, you should also consider the other person's feelings. This is also one of the rules of dating."
"If you say so..."
The little Loli tapped her chin with her finger, thought for a moment and said, "I do have a place I want to go."
Then, it's up to her to lead the way.
Soon we arrived at our destination.
"...This is where you want to come?"
Xiao Lin looked at the intimate men and women on this street, as well as the vendors on both sides who deliberately matched the theme. This was obviously the date place where Xiao Lin and Youyou came before.
How unwilling are you to admit defeat?
Especially after Megumin came to a stall, his expression became even more helpless. Yes, it’s the stall where Yoyo gets General Winter’s dolls.
I obviously said I didn’t want to take bows and arrows anymore, yet here I am again…
"Hey, little brother, you're here again!"
The stall owner was very happy to see Xiao Lin.
Who doesn't like to be taken advantage of when the food is dishonored? In his eyes, Xiao Lin is a very high-quality customer, so he naturally wants to entertain him warmly.
But after seeing Huihui, something was wrong with his expression.
"Do you want me to call the guards?"
"Are you coming too?!"
Xiao Lin finally couldn't bear it anymore.
But now that the two of them are in a dating mecca, especially at a street vendor where only men and women are dating, it seems they can no longer clear away the suspicion.
the most important is--
The stall owner approached Hui Hui and whispered: "Little girl, do you know? This man has been here with another girl before. You have to be careful not to meet a scumbag... It's strange, I always feel that you guys are a bit weird inexplicably. Like, especially the eyes, they’re all red.”
"Oh ho?"
Little Loli glanced at Xiao Lin with a strange look, and Xiao Lin shrugged and said that she was right. The person the shop owner was talking about was Youyou.
Just when Xiaolin didn't want to get into an inexplicable emotional dispute and was planning to get his favorite doll quickly to satisfy the little Lolita's desire to win, he didn't expect Megumin to suddenly ask a strange question.
"Stall owner, who is more beautiful, me or that girl?"
"...Eh?" X2
Xiao Lin and the stall owner were stunned for a moment.
But soon, the stall owner said: "Well, it should be said that they are about the same. You and that girl are both beautiful and cute."
"Tsk!"
Hearing what the stall owner said, Huihui clicked her tongue in displeasure. She was very unhappy that she didn't suppress her opponent.
But--
The stall owner looked at her barren airport and said with a little regret: "If it's in other aspects, that girl is better."
"What did you say?!!!"
"Megumin! Don't mess around!"
Xiaolin quickly held down Megumin, who was about to pick up a bow and arrow and shoot at the stall owner. He pressed the hairy little loli's head and apologized quickly before leaving quickly.
(End of chapter)
