The time was getting late, Xiao Lin and Youyou didn't waste time outside, and quickly returned to the mansion. But before the two of them could enter, loud laughter erupted in the mansion.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha----!!!"
It's Aqua.
The idiot goddess's laughter is so loud and cheerful, so contagious that people can hear it immediately. And among the few people in the team, other than her, they would not smile so openly.
Xiao Lin and Youyou looked at each other outside the door, and then walked in quickly.
When I came to the living room, my eyes were immediately attracted by the black 'briquettes' on the sofa.
I forgive Xiaolin for using such unkind words to describe it, but it is so appropriate.
The tattered clothes, the pitch-black face, and the afro that could add several centimeters to his height. Most importantly, there was a faint smell of gunpowder and burning coming from his body, making him look particularly miserable. Even so, you can still tell who he is.
The man roared loudly: "Stop laughing! This is not what I want to do. Don't you think laughter is rude?!"
"Haha...even if you say that...but, it's true...hahaha...it's so funny." Aqua held her stomach and couldn't stop laughing happily.
The man was extremely depressed.
Seeing him, Xiao Lin was extremely curious and asked, "Sato-kun, what's wrong with you?"
"Senior Xiaolin!"
'Black Briquettes' almost cried when he saw Xiaolin. He was Kazuma Sato among the team members, but now he looked extremely embarrassed and didn't know what happened.
"actually……"
As Sato Kazuma explained, Kobayashi couldn't help laughing.
Time has to go forward a little bit.
After Kobayashi left, Sato Kazuma and the indifferent Mitsurugi Kyouya used the pocket mobile fortress destroyer to duel in the manner of fighting crickets.
"But who would have thought that all the items I bought were hidden models? By the way, since they are hidden models, they should be very rare, right?"
Sato Kazuma complained loudly.
According to Kyoya Mitsurugi, there are several types of pocket-sized Mobile Fortress Destroyers, among which the hidden model is the rarest and cannot be obtained easily under normal circumstances.
But Kazuma Sato was extremely lucky and drew ten hidden items in one go.
Unfortunately, the hidden version also had self-destruction properties. After opening it, it exploded without giving him a chance to react, leaving him and Yu Jian Xiangye in disgrace.
For a moment I couldn't figure out whether he was lucky or unlucky.
The more Sato Kazuma thought about it, the angrier he became, and he shouted loudly: "The most important thing is, I spent 50,000 Eris! 50,000 Eris!"
"Hahaha, you deserve it!"
It was okay if he didn't say it, but when he did, Aqua couldn't help but laugh again.
Megumin also thought thoughtfully: "Is there a magic key chain that can explode? Do you think that if the explosion magic is sealed in the magic key chain, will it explode?"
"That's too explosive, Megumin! That kind of thing is absolutely not allowed!"
Youyou was shocked when she heard this and quickly stopped her terrible idea.
Although it's not a good idea to base your happiness on other people's pain, it's really hilarious.
"Sato-kun, don't say that." Xiaolin suppressed laughter, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "It's just 5W Eris, haven't you regained your innocence?"
"But 5W Eris is enough for me to lose my virginity!"
Kazuma Sato made shocking remarks.
Xiao Lin couldn't help but flick his forehead and lectured: "Don't say such nonsense, idiot."
"Yes, I'm sorry..."
Sato Kazuma bowed his head and admitted his mistake.
At this time, Darkness came out of the kitchen and said to everyone: "Dinner is ready, why not start the meal first."
"Okay, let's eat!"
"Oh oh oh!!!" X3
Several people in the team cheered loudly, except Sato Kazuma who was not very interested.
Xiaolin saw this and urged him: "Sato-kun, go and wash up quickly. We will wait for you to have dinner together."
"Senior Xiaolin..."
Sato Kazuma looked at the rest of the team.
Aqua sat at the dining table, rarely moving, but urged: "Hurry up, idiot Kazuma, I'm already hungry! I'll give you ten minutes, if you don't come back, I won't leave you!"
"That's right, my magic power and physical strength are low and I need to replenish them urgently!"
"Go Kazuma, we'll wait for you."
"I-I had snacks with Mr. Kobayashi on the way back, so, I'm not hungry for the time being."
Without abandoning their companions, everyone in the team chose to wait.
Sato Kazuma was so moved that he burst into tears.
Men take showers very quickly.
Ten minutes later, he appeared in front of everyone again, neat and tidy.
With several members of the team stumbling over their words, dinner officially began.
During the meal, Xiaolin told the story about the dungeon.
Sato Kazuma couldn't help but ask: "Kiel's dungeon? Are there a lot of mysterious monsters there? Could it be the one that has been rumored recently?"
Several other people in the team looked strange.
"No, wait a minute! That has nothing to do with us! Yes, we did go into that dungeon, but who can bear it if we are all blamed every time something happens?"
Hearing him complaining, others nodded frequently.
There have been enough inexplicable scapegoats recently, and if there are a few more, they will really go crazy.
"Having said that, we are the last people to enter the dungeon, and as usual, it is our problem in the eyes of others."
"What nonsense is this! Besides, we have no clue this time! That's right, isn't it? There's really no problem this time, right?!"
Sato Kazuma asked again, and everyone else nodded vigorously.
Xiaolin saw this and explained: "You misunderstood, Sato-kun. I am not blaming..."
"Wait a mininute."
Sato Kazuma interrupted, looking at the problem children in the team with suspicious eyes, and said solemnly: "To be on the safe side, I will ask you again. Do you really have no clue about this matter? You really don't have any this time. Problem?"
The problem children patrolled the team back and forth, trying to detect something strange on their faces.
With the way Aqua and the others couldn't hide their thoughts, if it was really them, it would be obvious right away.
Of course, we do not rule out the possibility of causing trouble without knowing it.
Even so, they still showed expressions that were out of the ordinary.
Megumin said: "As far as I'm concerned, as long as it's not related to explosion magic, I have no clue."
"Me too." Darkness spoke for herself: "It should be said that I am different from the two of them. I rarely cause any trouble."
"Indeed. Regardless of Darkness' perverted attributes, he really didn't cause any serious trouble."
"Haah... Xiaolin, you...!"
Hearing what Xiao Lin said, the perverted knight's cheeks turned red and his body couldn't help but squirm, showing signs of attack.
Regardless of the two people who started arguing, Sato Kazuma once again asked the guy who was the most suspicious.
"So, what about you? Are you really clueless?"
He looked directly at the stupid goddess.
In response to Sato Kazuma's uneasy inquiry, Aqua responded: "Of course not. Really, you are too suspicious of me."
The goddess frowned and replied, Sato Kazuma breathed a sigh of relief.
Thinking about it, you can't doubt her for everything. Even Aqua wouldn't get into so many troubles all day long.
He simply apologized to Aqua and reflected deeply: "I'm sorry, it's my fault. I have been paranoid recently because of my appearance in court."
"That's it! Why don't you believe me a little bit? It should be said that thanks to me, there should be no monsters approaching that dungeon now. Isn't there a lich deep in that dungeon? The room? The magic I used to purify the lich at that time was something I spent a lot of time and effort on making."
Aqua raised her little nose proudly, as if she had done something good.
However, Sato Kazuma's heart stopped and he grabbed her shoulders: "Hey, what did you just say?!"
"Huh? It hurts so much. Why are you trying to catch me? Just like what I just said, the magic circle I carefully made is still there to exert its power to prevent monsters from getting close..."
"You idiot----!!!"
Sato Kazuma held his head and screamed.
Xiao Lin also sighed and held his forehead.
He forgot to tell Aqua.
At that time, he had been influenced by the theory of life span, and even he ignored this aspect.
But even so, the idiot goddess is always like this. Once you achieve something good, you must cause some trouble, as if you have a disease that must cancel out your active performance to zero before you can be reconciled.
Just like when Wiz asked her to purify the cemetery before.
Powerful holy magic enveloped the place where the dead returned, causing an outbreak of evil spirits throughout the town.
Kazuma Sato pressed the shoulder of the stupid goddess with a look of grief. While subduing her, he said to Xiaolin: "There is no other way. In order not to be held accountable, I have to hand over Aqua. Even if she is our companion, she can't do it for other people." This is the best we can do for our safety.”
"Wait, wait! Don't say that!"
Aqua suddenly screamed.
Sato Kazuma had no intention of excusing her or wiping her butt. Although this scumbag looked sad, the sinister smile hidden behind him already showed what he was thinking in his heart.
He must have wanted Aqua to suffer as much as him.
Seeing him acting like this, the rest of the team looked at him with disgust.
"Scumbag."
"Yeah, a complete scumbag."
"You're right."
"That, that..."
Xiaolin and the other three mercilessly reprimanded him for his villainous behavior. Only Youyou hesitated and didn't know what to say, but it seemed that he also wanted to say something like scum.
At this time, Aqua broke free from the restraints and shouted loudly: "Wait a minute! It's definitely not my fault this time! Please believe me! I really just set up a purification magic circle in the boss's room. This will not cause a large number of monsters to come out of the dungeon! This is completely different from the previous commotion of evil spirits, right?"
"I know, I know!"
The stupid goddess grabbed Xiao Lin's shoulders and shook her, making Xiao Lin's head feel dizzy.
Unlike Sato Kazuma, she was more afraid that Kobayashi would blame her. After all, the person in charge of the team's finances or the most profitable person, if he got angry, it meant that she would no longer have pocket money.
"I trust Aqua, so let go, idiot!"
Seeing Aqua getting harder and harder, Kobayashi angrily knocked her on the head, finally stopping the stupid goddess from going berserk.
But when she heard that she was believed, Aqua was moved to tears.
...It might also be painful.
"In short!" Xiaolin said to everyone: "This is not the key to the problem. Whether it was caused by Aqua is not the point at all."
"what happened?"
Others looked confused.
Only Sato Kazuma, who had a quick mind, kept up with the train of thought. He held his forehead and sighed in great distress and explained to them: "The magic circle set up by Aqua, no matter what the effect is, if it is discovered, it will be arbitrarily detained." Being charged with a crime, do you understand?"
When they heard what he said, the expressions of several people suddenly turned bad.
Except for Aqua, everyone present had quick minds and understood the key to the matter in no time.
"No! No, no, no, no, no!"
Sato Kazuma rubbed his head desperately and yelled loudly: "If this continues, I will definitely be thrown into jail again! I absolutely don't want such a day!!!"
Poor kid, every time he was accused of something, he would be slapped on the head for no apparent reason, so that he developed a mental disorder.
A long while.
Sato Kazuma looked at Xiaolin with stern eyes and said: "There is only one way now, hurry up and eliminate that magic circle! In this way, even if Senna, the evil prosecutor, searches, there will be no Find it on our heads!”
His proposal was unanimously approved by the team.
"But there is another way." Under their puzzled gazes, Xiao Lin said: "Accept the guild's commission. This way it will not affect the town, and Miss Senna will have no reason to pursue us anymore. The most important thing is Yes, the mission will have a bounty and will also be praised."
"But... I don't know if the monsters there are strong. If something unexpected happens..."
Sato Kazuma looked hesitant.
His timid appearance is irritating, but when he thinks about his former teammates being a group of problem children, he can understand his difficulties.
Patted him on the shoulder.
"Don't be afraid, Sato-kun. Isn't there still me? And the new powerful partner added to the team must be eager to try it."
Xiao Lin used his eyes to signal him not to forget that he still had Youyou.
After finding his backbone, Sato Kazuma closed his eyes and took a deep breath. After opening his eyes, he said, "That's right. Even if those idiot problem children are useless, we still have the last ace Kobayashi-senpai. And there are also new ones joining. Yoyo, there is absolutely no need to be afraid.”
He has high expectations for Yoyo.
The shy girl who was expected to express her position immediately said: "Don't worry, everyone! I will do my best to defeat all the monsters!"
She spoke decisively, even murderously.
Sato Kazuma waved his hand and said: "No, there is no need to try so hard. Anyway, our first task is to find a way to eliminate the evidence. If we see that the momentum is not right, we can turn around and run."
"Eh? Hey, hey, hey--!!"
Not understanding the scumbag He Zhen's style, Yoyo's eyes suddenly widened.
Aqua waved her hands lazily and said, "Well, I won't go..."
"Come with me! Don't even think about running away!"
Not giving the stupid goddess a chance to slip away, Sato Kazuma forcibly took her out with him.
At night, everyone rushed to the Kiel Underground City outside the city.
I haven’t come home from my business trip yet, so I’ll start double updates tomorrow.
(End of chapter)
