Early the next morning, Xiaolin specifically asked Darkness, who was making breakfast, to cook a large amount of red bean rice.
Yes, there is also a saying about red beans and rice in another world (Suqing). It's a wedding meal...no, to be precise, a celebration meal.
Because its red color symbolizes joy.
It's just that the timing and the person this time, no matter how you look at it, seem to be prepared for newlyweds...
"Wait a minute!" Huihui noticed that there was red beans and rice on the table. She immediately slapped the table and stood up angrily. She pointed at the red food in the middle and shouted: "What's going on! Is this intentional? Is this done on purpose?" Are you ready?!"
Obviously Little Lolita knows the meaning of red beans and rice.
The other protagonist, Youyou, blushed and buried her head in her chest, silently facing the ostrich, looking extremely shy.
If Huihui is the impulsive male of the newlyweds, then Yoyo is the shy female of the newlyweds. It seems like a good match.
The corners of the bitchy Sato Kazuma's mouth raised. He deliberately provoked the little loli and said: "Megumin, congratulations, you finally climbed the ladder of adulthood last night."
"Hey, according to the law, I'm an adult already!"
Megumin stared with scarlet eyes.
Seeing that she didn't understand, Sato Kazuma waved his hand boredly: "No, I'm not talking about the adult."
According to the laws of the empire, a fourteen-year-old girl is considered an adult. The little Loli turned fourteen a month ago, so she is already an adult. But her innocent chest and petite body made her still look like a little lolita.
On the other hand, Yuyou, who is in the same grade as her, looks very adult. Regardless of height or development level.
The perverted knight Darkness's cheeks were slightly red, and he whispered in a low voice: "Climbing the ladder of adults... I didn't expect that I would grow up earlier than my little Megumin, so I feel a little disappointed. Having said that, climbing up What does it feel like to be on the adult stairs?"
"Even Darkness???"
Megumin was dumbfounded.
Unexpectedly, Darkness, who had the best relationship with her in the team, also looked like she had a deep misunderstanding.
Obviously she didn't do anything, she just slept in the same bed with her good friend whom she hadn't seen for a long time. Why did such an exaggerated scandal spread the next day?
"Wait a minute! Youyou is a girl, she is a girl! Can't you see these big breasts that are an eyesore! Look, look!"
"It hurts, Huihui, it hurts! Stop it!"
Huihui angrily turned around and played with the ball. She was so painful that she quickly escaped from the clutches of the little Lolita.
At this time, the goddess across the dining table looked divine.
"It's okay, Megumin."
"Aqua?"
"Acusisism is a philanthropic religion. As long as the person you love is not an undead or a demon, as long as you have love and don't break the law, you can be forgiven. So, girls are totally fine."
"Well……"
Can you imagine that?
The high priest in the team, who had always been dumbfounded, now had his hands spread out, his pretty face full of solemnity and solemnity, and his body also revealed an extremely sacred aura.
Just like the legendary goddess!
"No, I don't need the approval of the Axis Cult!"
Megumin rolled her eyes.
She had been tricked by the Axis Cult in the past. She felt uncomfortable all over when she heard the name of this church, and even Youyou's face gradually turned pale.
"You're so nervous, Hui Hui. We just want to celebrate for you." Xiao Lin patted the little Loli on the shoulder and told her to relax first.
Megumin tilted her head, not happy but asked: "Celebrating? What are you celebrating?"
"Celebrating your wedding to Youyou."
"You guy...!"
The little loli was furious on the spot. Originally, he was teasing her with subtle hints, but when Xiaolin broke the window paper and made it clear, Huihui couldn't accept it.
"Ha ha ha ha ha……"
"Mei Hui?"
"Celebrating, right? Well, if we are celebrating in the Scarlet Devil Village, we will set off fireworks. Since everyone likes to celebrate, I will set off a big firework!"
Megumin's eyes were scarlet, her whole body exuded a gloomy aura, and her yandere attribute was fully maximized!
"Megumin, what do you want to do?"
"Don't be afraid, it's just a big firework... Explosion!!!"
"No, don't ahhhhhhh!!!"
The little Exploding Loli disobeys the advice and holds a staff, unreasonably releasing the last and most powerful attack magic of mankind - Exploding Magic. If Xiaolin hadn't used [Absorbing Touch] to take away her magic power at the last moment, The mansion will definitely be blown to rubble by her.
After a thrilling noise.
"You idiot! It's just a joke, why would you use such dangerous magic!"
Sato Kazuma glared at Megumin angrily.
But the little Loli sat on the sofa with her head held high and her chest raised, not thinking that she had done anything wrong at all. Seeing her like this, Sato and Zhen gritted their teeth in anger.
Darkness took the initiative to comfort him: "Don't be angry, Kazuma, it was our fault in the first place."
"But even so...!"
"If it wasn't a joke, Megumin wouldn't do that, right?"
Sato Kazuma was silent for a moment and accepted this statement. After all, it was the truth.
Seeing him deflated, Little Lolita raised her head even more proudly and said, "Originally, if the scumbag Kazuma hadn't been bullying me, I wouldn't have been so impulsive!"
"Hey, what does this have to do with me? It's obviously Senior Xiaolin...!"
"Ahem!"
"...It's obviously because Senior Xiaolin didn't pull me in time. Well, it's the fault of Senior Xiaolin."
Sato Kazuma shed tears and took the blame back.
There is no way, because now he doesn't have a penny due to compensation issues. If he wants pocket money, he can only rely on Xiao Lin.
Being taken care of is not a waste of time.
Darkness said softly: "I'm sorry, Megumin, I didn't expect this to be so annoying to you. And there's nothing wrong with being with a girl. It might be another novel experience."
"You mean...eh?"
Megumin blinked.
Aqua said to her more exaggeratedly: "It's okay, Megumin. Even if the laws of the empire do not allow it, you can still join the Axis Cult, because the Axis Cult is philanthropy!"
"I won't join!"
The little loli complained loudly.
What's going on? What's going on? Are they really stupid or are they deliberately teasing her?
After getting along with each other for a while, Megumin knew that Darkness and Aqua's IQs were not very high, and judging from their sincere faces, they most likely weren't teasing her.
But precisely because of this, she became even more suspicious.
Yes, the more I believe, the more I doubt.
"Okay, okay, let's stop the farce." Xiao Lin stopped the topic and whispered to Yuyou: "I'm sorry, Yuyou, for letting you see the noisy side of the team."
"No, there is no such thing!"
Youyou waved her hands quickly.
Since just now, the next leader of the Crimson Demon Clan has been silent and has become a completely marginalized figure. In addition to her timid and shy personality, she didn't dare to speak, and because Yoyo was not a member of the team, she didn't know how to get into the conversation. So Youyou is happy and disappointed at the same time.
I am happy that my good friend Ji has such a group of good teammates, but I am also disappointed that I am alone. A typical character who is "afraid of his brother's hardship, but also afraid of his brother driving a Land Rover".
Seeing her like this, the corners of Xiao Lin's mouth gradually rose.
"What are your plans for coming to Axel?"
"……What?"
"Look, you shouldn't have come all the way here just to fulfill your agreement to duel with Megumin."
"This, this..."
Youyou lowered her head in embarrassment. It seemed that this silly kid really came here specifically to see Huihui.
But she suddenly raised her head and said loudly: "Actually, I actually have a plan to become an adventurer and become stronger! ... or something."
His voice became softer and softer, while he kept peeking at Xiao Lin's reaction. In the end, even he felt that the excuse was too shallow, so he wriggled his lips and stopped talking.
Xiaolin, who understands her true intention, will naturally not expose her: "As expected. Axel is a veritable novice village. Generally, novice adventurers will practice here for a period of time, and the same goes for Yoyo."
"Yes, yes! That's it!"
Xiao Lin gave me the steps, and Youyou immediately came down.
However, she did have this plan, because she lost to her old enemy Megumin in a duel again. She knew that her training was not enough, so she planned to train herself and become stronger so that she could challenge again until she defeated the opponent!
The next leader of the Red Demon Clan secretly made up his mind.
"Then it looks like Yoyo is going to form a team."
"……Eh?"
"It is very common for adventurers to form a team."
"Yes, that's right."
Hearing Xiao Lin say this, Youyou's body stiffened. Her social skills are so good that she can even scare away the wretched uncle who comes to chat with her. Forming a team is undoubtedly more difficult than reaching the sky.
On the other side, Huihui, who was originally lazy, suddenly became alert. She always felt that her position was not secure.
no!
Something must be done!
This is about her long-term meal ticket!
Sure enough, the next moment I heard Xiaolin's invitation: "Yuyou, do you want to try to form a team with us?"
"Eh? C-can it be?!"
Yoyo looked very excited.
Xiao Lin smiled and said: "Of course! I don't think anyone can refuse a Crimson Demon with both intelligence and magic."
This can be said to be a compliment.
It is true that everyone in the Crimson Demon Clan is born to be a great mage, but living in a Crimson Demon Clan where everyone is born to be a great mage, this is the first time that they are highly praised, which makes Yuyou happy and shy.
only……
Youyou looked at Huihui and whispered: "Your team already has a great mage of the Crimson Demon Clan. There is no need for someone in the same position anymore."
"You're right!"
Megumin intervened in the topic, and her voice was loud, and she declared forcefully: "This team already has a qualified Grand Mage, so there is no need for another Grand Mage, and he is still weaker than me. Magister! Weaker than me!"
She repeated the last sentence word for word, like an arrogant villain who has dominated the world for a while.
When Youyou heard what she said, her face was filled with disappointment.
I don’t know if it’s because of the fact or because of what my good friend Ji said.
"Yuyou, my favorite thing is to collect artifacts and equipment. Please forgive me for using such inappropriate words, but you are an outstanding talent, and I really hope you can join the team."
"But……!"
"Others thought the same thing."
Xiaolin comforted the unconfident Youyou and at the same time pointed her to look at the rest of the team.
Sato Kazuma raised his thumb and was the first to express his opinion, saying: "To be honest, I have long been prejudiced against the little chuunibyou red demon bursting lolita in the team who has a brain problem. If there is a new big one, The Magister’s words are truly a warm welcome.”
Aqua looked stupid and said succinctly: "Since it is Xiaolin's request, then I will agree."
Unconditional trust, I was touched.
Only Darkness saw Megumin's bad expression and said slightly worriedly: "Actually, I will agree if everyone agrees, but..."
"Okay! 4 to 1, passed!"
Without giving her a chance to finish, Sato Kazuma interrupted first.
Xiaolin took advantage of the situation and said to Yuyou: "The team does not mean that you have to force yourself after joining. If you are not compatible, it will be disbanded again. How about it? Just think of it as a trial. Do you want to temporarily form a team with us for a while?"
"C-is it okay?" The unconfident red demon girl was still hesitating: "Is it okay even for someone like me?"
"No need to belittle yourself. In fact, I'm quite accurate in judging people."
"That……"
"Wait a mininute!"
When it was obvious that Yuyou was about to agree, Megumin stepped in again. She seemed determined not to let Yuyou join the team.
Little Loli's eyes were dimmed, and she threatened Yuyou: "I'm telling you just because you are my friend. Don't look at what the man (Xiao Lin) said just now, but in fact there are big problems in this team. , it’s not as beautiful as it seems on the surface.”
"What, what's wrong, why do you say that?"
"It is true that we defeated the Demon King's army cadres and intercepted the Mobile Fortress Destroyer one after another. But despite this, almost everyone in Axel is calling for a beating. In other words, the reputation is quite bad."
...This guy is really embarrassed to say it.
It was obviously her and Aqua's fault, but they still dared to throw dirty water on the team.
Kobayashi stopped Sato Kazuma who wanted to teach her a lesson.
Megumin continued: "There is also a big problem with the composition of the members. The high priest who only knows how to drink and show off his skills at banquets, the cross knight who is beaten in heat during the battle, the great mage who can't move after one shot, and Axel Everyone shouts and beats Kazuma, a nasty ghost, and the leader who can see through eyes and always talks sweet words..."
"Hey! What did you say all of a sudden?!"
"What's wrong? Am I right?"
"Well……"
hateful!
It’s impossible to refute, absolutely impossible to refute! Because what Hui Hui said just now is all true.
Only then did Sato Kazuma realize that it was not just Megumin, Aqua, and others who had lowered the team's evaluation. He and Kobayashi-senpai also made a lot of contributions.
"Hey Youyou, do you want to join this team?"
"This, this..."
Under Huihui's deliberate intimidation, she started to retreat, but it was clear that she still couldn't get along with this group of problem children.
The corners of the little loli's lips curled into a triumphant smile.
But soon, Youyou came to his senses and said doubtfully: "Wait a minute, Huihui, did you say that on purpose?"
"Aha?"
"Because you see, every time Huihui lies to me, the same rhetoric remains unchanged. I won't be fooled."
"No, you misunderstood, it's true this time."
Should I say it's self-inflicted?
It was clear that Huihui was telling the truth, but Yuyou didn't believe it at all.
Compared to Megumin who always deceived her in the past, Yuyou still trusts Xiaolin who is always silent and smiling, like watching a child (Megumin) misbehave.
"Then it's decided."
"Yes! Please give me more advice in the future, Mr. Xiaolin."
Xiao Lin gently grasped Youyou's fingertips.
Megumin immediately jumped up from the sofa and shouted: "Wait a minute, Yunyu, have you thought about it? Do you really want to join the team?!"
"Megumin, your reaction is very intense."
"I'm just...worried, yes, I'm just worried about you! You are already in the tiger's mouth now. Is this really okay?"
"Megumin, I am an adult too."
"……I did not mean that."
Youyou's indifferent appearance made it impossible for the little loli to start.
Seeing this, Xiao Lin deliberately said aggressively: "Huihui, you have always been strongly opposed to Yoyo joining the team. Are you afraid that she will always want to challenge you?"
"Aha?!"
"Because you win every time by playing tricks, that's why you resist Yoyo joining the team, right?"
"Hello!"
Megumin stared with red eyes.
It is true that there are reasons for this, but more importantly, it is status and meal tickets... No, I say this for the safety of my friends.
"Actually, I'm quite concerned about my companion's agreement."
"If you're scared, you can admit defeat."
"That's right, Megumin, it's not your fault that you lost, it's the world's fault. There's nothing to be upset about."
Darkness, Sato Kazuma, and Aqua expressed their opinions one after another, and it seemed that they were all on Yunyu's side.
Megumin lowered her head and shook her shoulders. Finally, she raised her head and looked directly at Youyou and said loudly: "Okay! I will accept your challenge! Whether it is the position of the team or the fight for a man, I will not lose! Although Just let your horse come over!"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
When war was suddenly declared, Youyou was dumbfounded.
Forget about the competition between team members, what about snatching men? Didn't they just become newlyweds (incorrectly)?
Xiao Lin on the other side smiled.
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(End of chapter)
