Under Xiao Lin's dancing-like operation, the sumptuous dinner was quickly cooked.
As the exquisite dishes were served to the table one after another, Aqua and the others had expressions of surprise on their faces, as if they didn't expect Xiaolin to cook such gorgeous food.
"Hey——, he's pretty decent."
Aqua transformed into a judge and commented on Xiaolin's cooking skills.
Although she looks professional, the delicious and lazy idiot goddess is the least qualified.
Darkness was afraid that Xiaolin would make something unsightly, so she came to help after taking a bath, and Megumin and Yuyou also took the initiative to serve the dishes. There was only Aqua, sitting leisurely on the dining table, like a hostess waiting for the servants to serve food.
"I didn't expect Xiaolin's cooking skills to be very good."
"Indeed, it looks very appetizing."
Darkness and Megumin also commented.
Although it was a good thing, their distrust still hurt Xiaolin.
"It's not some impressive cooking skills."
Xiao Lin is not self-effacing.
His cooking skills are limited to being able to make ordinary home-cooked dishes.
But there is a saying that goes well.
"My cooking skills are not enough, I have to find the ingredients."
Even if the cooking skills are not good enough, at least the rare ingredients themselves taste delicious.
Hearing everyone praising Xiao Lin, Sato Kazuma was unhappy: "Hey, where's me? I helped too!"
"You're just doing it. Is there anything worth showing off?"
"I mean, Kazuma, anyone can do this."
"And it's very poorly done. Look, these potatoes of different sizes don't taste good at first glance."
Darkness, Aqua, and Megumin, instead of praising him, they even disliked Sato Kazuma's swordsmanship.
Sato Kazuma said angrily: "If you dislike it, then you should come and help! I only know the guys sitting at the dining table waiting! Especially you, Aqua!"
"I know, I know! Thank you for your hard work, Kazuma! Is that okay? I said, hurry up and start eating. I'm already hungry."
Aqua urged perfunctorily.
Xiao Lin also smiled and said: "Then let's have dinner. Youyou, you're welcome, please treat this place as your own home."
"Yes Yes!"
Yoyo was like a little squirrel, her shoulders shaking. He seemed very reserved and couldn't relax at all.
Is it because it's your first time accepting an invitation, so you're so nervous?
Her eyes signaled Megumin to do something.
Little Loli received the signal, curled her lips and sighed helplessly: "Yuyou, this must be your first time going to someone else's house for dinner. You know, if you are too reserved, you will make the host feel uncomfortable. .”
"Is that so? Then..."
The timid Youyou finally stopped being polite and picked up the chopsticks, but only picked up nearby vegetables.
It seems that there is still something wrong.
In order to conform to the eating habits of people from another world, Xiaolin did not make dinner into a big pot of rice, but carefully divided it into several plates.
However, in addition to the fixed dishes for everyone, there are many sumptuous dishes on the table.
Take the initiative to pick up a plate of duck legs and use serving chopsticks to distribute them evenly to everyone's plate.
Aqua and the others took it and devoured it.
Only Youyou seemed to notice something was wrong, and asked doubtfully: "Is this... could it be the leg of the green onion duck?"
It’s not because she’s familiar with him, it’s because of the green onion duck that she and Huihui have established an important connection.
So it can be discovered at a glance.
Huihui glanced at her and said: "What's wrong, are you a person who doesn't eat green onions and ducks? Great, if you don't want to eat it, just give it to me."
As she said that, the little loli stretched out her chopsticks politely and inserted them between the duck's legs.
Obviously trying to snatch it away.
"Wait!" Youyou quickly pressed it down with chopsticks: "I didn't say I won't eat, don't steal my food, Huihui! Don't you think it's too much? You steal my lunch like this every time. This time Are you going to steal my dinner again?”
"Hey, don't make me sound like a little gangster who blackmails others!"
"Isn't it, Huihui, you need to be self-aware."
"What did you say?"
Megumin glared at Yuyou unhappily.
But she looked like a little bastard who was furious because she didn't get it.
Then Huihui snorted and said: "Yuyou, it seems you have misunderstood. Taking your things is actually for your own good. Because look, how fat have you become?"
"How can you say that you want to steal other people's things for the sake of others? Also, she is not fat at all!"
Youyou hurriedly covered her stomach. Her arms lowered her lower abdomen, making her breasts fuller.
Little Loli's eyes turned red after seeing it.
"Still saying you're not fat? Look, look!"
She stabbed Youyou with the other end of her chopsticks.
As the strength continued to increase, half of the chopsticks were actually submerged in it. You can see how soft it is!
"It hurts, it hurts, Megumin! Me too, I want to be like Megumin, no matter how much I eat, I won't get fat!"
"What did you say?! Are you saying I'm an airport? Watch your moves, watch your moves!"
"It hurts, it hurts!!!"
Youyou was in constant pain. I tried to dodge, but the area was too big. No matter how I dodge, I would be hit accurately, and then dented in an astonishing arc.
Are children these days developing so well? !
"Sato-kun, wipe your mouth."
"oh oh."
Sato Kazuma took the tissue handed over by Kobayashi and wiped his greasy lips, but his eyes remained fixed on the front.
Aqua kept her head buried in her meal.
Darkness saw them quarreling and deliberately stopped her: "Meihui, Yoyo is your friend, don't bully her anymore. Of course... if you want to bully others... I, I will be the one to bully her." Your punching bag! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa
The perverted knight with a red face was able to shout an unacceptable speech at the dinner table, which really shocked everyone.
At this time, Xiaolin also said: "Huihui, it's better not to make trouble while eating."
"……I see."
After being told this, Huihui lost interest and took back her chopsticks to eat honestly.
Youyou also blushed with embarrassment, buried her head in her chest, and became an ostrich again.
However, as Xiao Lin deliberately adjusted the atmosphere, or the team's style was inherently cheerful, the dinner was quite enjoyable.
After eating and drinking, everyone sat at the dining table.
The satisfied Aqua patted her bulging belly and said with a relieved look on her face: "I'm so full, I don't want to move after eating."
"Hey, you're moving around a lot."
Sato Kazuma scolded her unhappily.
After the meal, Darkness took the initiative to clear the table, and Megumin and Yuyou also offered to help.
From the beginning to the end, this delicious and lazy idiot goddess did nothing, which made Sato Kazuma, who also wanted to be served by others like a noble lord, unable to stand it.
Aqua's big aqua-blue eyes showed obvious contempt, which made Sato Kazuma even more unhappy. But now that there are guests here, he is really embarrassed to get angry.
...is impossible!
Sato Kazuma believes in equality between men and women. Regardless of whether she is a woman or a goddess, if she makes him unhappy, she will kick him without saying a word.
But before he could take action, he was stopped by Xiao Lin. What if it's too violent and scares the timid Yoyo away?
After that, everyone started chatting, and most of the content was about the interesting things that happened to Huihui and Yuyou in the academy.
Others in the team were also very interested in what Hui Hui had experienced as a student, and when asked by everyone, Yuyou told everyone as much as possible.
But as the chat continued, everyone deeply understood how much Huihui had gone too far. Not to mention cheating for lunch, he always uses unsightly tricks in every duel, and he even always deceives the innocent Yunyun.
"You guy..."
"It's really too much."
"Well, that's too much."
"Agree."
Even though Megumin keeps using excuses such as "This is about her life, there is a reason why she has to do this, it's not my fault but the world's fault", everyone in the team still condemns the past things that Explosion Little Loli has done. .
Of course, there is also sympathy for Yoyo.
Because the innocent Yoyo admires her friends very much, she will be very excited when being approached by strangers, and she values friendship very much. She often does stupid things to make friends, but Megumin will do anything for her rival (Jiyou), even breaking the law.
It was just because she was too shy and inferior that she was always frightened to tears by people who came to thank her, so she never made any friends.
It's the type where "bad men can easily be deceived if they say they want to make friends".
'That's why I won't let you succeed! '
Little Loli looked at Xiao Lin with wary eyes.
From the very beginning, Megumin guessed what Xiaolin wanted to do. She has a brain problem, but that doesn't mean the highly intelligent Crimson Demons are stupid. So for her status in the team and stable meal tickets... no, for the safety of her friends, Xiaolin must not be allowed to get close to Yuyou again!
As time goes by, it gets darker.
Seeing the darkness outside, Youyou quickly stood up and said, "Yes, I'm sorry, it's already very late, I should leave. Thank you very much for your hospitality. You lent me the bathroom and a sumptuous dinner. Thank you very much."
After speaking, she bowed deeply.
What's going on? You're so polite.
Looking at other people's problem children, Yoyo is truly someone else's child.
How could such a good child be let go?
Xiao Lin pinched his chin and said in deep thought: "Um...Yuyou, did you just come to this town today?"
"What's wrong?"
Youyou tilted her head, not knowing why she asked this.
Xiaolin said with a hint of regret: "You may not know that Axel is a novice village, so there are very few people. This causes business establishments such as hotels and restaurants to close early."
"Is that so?! What should I do? Are we going to sleep on the street tonight?"
The tone of Youyou's voice increased sharply.
At this time, only the Adventurer's Guild Tavern and the Succubus Shop were still open, and it was not suitable for the innocent girl Yunyun to go to either of them.
Seeing Yuyou who was in a panic and at a loss, Xiaolin suggested:
"It's better to live here."
"……Huh?"
"Anyway, there's no place to live outside now. If you don't have anywhere to go, you might as well stay here."
"C-can it?"
"Of course. As a courtesy to the landlord, Huihui will agree."
Following Kobayashi's words, the two of them looked at Megumin across the dining table.
The little Lolita, who was being stared at by Youyou's big red eyes, seemed unable to bear the intense gaze. She turned her head slightly and said while looking away: "If you want to live, then just live here, I won't mind. "
"Megumin!"
When she heard her friend agree, she was so moved that she almost shed tears.
How humble is it to be the next leader of the Red Demon Clan?
"Then it's decided." Xiaolin immediately made the decision and turned to the mature female knight in the team: "Dakness, I'll leave it to you for pajamas and the like. Although I really want Megumin to be in charge, she looks petite. She doesn’t seem to be able to do anything.”
"okay, I get it."
"Wait a minute, what does petite mean? Don't think you're saying it tactfully because I can't hear what you're implying!"
Darkness and Megumin had different reactions.
Ignoring the crazy little Loli, Xiao Lin looked embarrassed again.
Sato Kazuma asked curiously: "What's wrong, Kobayashi-senpai, is there something wrong?"
"No, there's just a small problem." Xiaolin looked at Yuyou, then at Huihui, and nodded with satisfaction: "Well, the problem is gone now."
Then, arrangements were made under the puzzling eyes of the two people.
"Yuyou, I'll let you and Huihui sleep in the same room tonight."
"Huh?! I don't want it!"
Before Yuyou could say anything, Huihui was the first to retort loudly, even ignoring the expression of her good friend next to her who was about to cry.
Little Loli said unhappily: "If you want me to reminisce about old times, I don't want to sleep in the same room with her. Besides, there are many empty rooms in the mansion, right?"
"No, not anymore."
"Um???"
"There are no more empty rooms in the mansion."
Xiao Lin made a helpless expression.
Darkness explained appropriately and apologetically: "Sorry, Megumin, because I cleaned the room two days ago and piled up the debris in other rooms."
"is that a lie……"
"Unfortunately, this is true. If you want to blame it, Aqua always makes some useless party props. Moreover, there was originally Ryuuzi's room, but today happened to be her day to adjust, so There are no more spare rooms or anything like that.”
"Yes, no wonder I didn't see Miss Liuzi today."
Sato Kazuma finally reacted.
After hearing the explanation, Megumin lowered her head as if giving up, apparently accepting the result.
"Um, I'm sorry." Youyou raised her hand and asked timidly: "Miss Liuzi... Excuse me, who is she?"
"She's my waiter. You should see her tomorrow morning."
Xiao Lin explained with a smile.
Youyou nodded thoughtfully, and then was roughly dragged away by Megumin.
"Wait, wait, Megumin! Don't be so anxious!"
The sound gradually faded away, and a pair of good friends returned to the room and kissed me.
"Okay, let's go to bed too."
"Oh!" X3
Others also returned to their rooms.
Xiao Lin did not go back to sleep. Instead, he came to Liu Zi's room and chatted with her for a while about what happened today before returning to his room.
Lying on the bed, he suddenly remembered something.
The beds in each room of the mansion are large, but there are no extra beddings. It's still early spring and it's easy to catch a cold if you're not careful. In addition, Megumin and Yuyou are prone to fighting, so it would be bad if they both get sick because of fighting over the quilt.
"Well, go get them a quilt."
Xiao Lin nodded.
Holding a quilt from another room, she came to the room where Huihui was. Just as he was about to knock on the door, he heard a quarrel coming from inside.
"I'm on top!"
"not me!"
"it's me!"
"I!!!"
This was followed by a thump and a crash.
Xiao Lin pushed open the door and shouted to the two women in the room:
"--Do not argue!"
Then, what caught the eye was two beautiful girls dripping with sweat, their clothes were scattered, and they were showing off their beauty.
And at this time, Youyou relied on her physical strength to force Huihui down. The soft arms, slender legs, plump chest, and voluptuous waist, no matter where they were, impacted Xiao Lin's eyes.
Hearing the strange noise, the two women who were still noisy turned their heads in unison. Xiao Lin closed the door for them very thoughtfully, and said when leaving:
"Please take your time and enjoy."
“————!!!”
A color even bloodier than the unique red eyes of the Crimson Demon Clan infected Yoyo's neck and cheeks from bottom to top.
"It's not what you think, Mr. Xiaolin!"
The shy girl's screams echoed throughout the mansion.
(End of chapter)
