"Family members, how are you?"
"I'm almost used to life in another world."
"I fought monsters with my companions, defeated the Demon King's army cadres, and solved the curse on my companions... I experienced various things."
"This world makes me so excited!"
"And now..."
"I am in prison."
"Obviously our adventure has just begun."
"Obviously it's just the beginning..."
As he wrote this, Sato Kazuma's hands trembled slightly.
Why……
Why does it become like this? !
He could no longer control his emotions. The straw pole he was holding was broken, and tears rushed out of his eyes and flowed down.
I want to go home!
Want to go home, want to go home, want to go home! ! !
Sato Kazuma really likes adventure stories in other worlds, so he even made a detailed adventure guide and looks forward to one day realizing it.
Whether it's slaying the dragon, defeating the devil, or saving the princess.
He was full of confidence.
But now, this man who dreams of showing off his talents in another world feels a strong sense of homesickness in prison!
Let’s briefly explain it in a moment.
Because he was tortured by the stupid goddess who had no money, he had no choice but to agree to go to the rock field to do the task, and then a devastating explosion magic destroyed everything. Then he was arrested by the Kingdom Prosecutor Senna for disturbing the peace.
above!
"Hey, hey, hey, this is no joke. If you are not careful, you will be beheaded."
Sato Kazuma broke into a cold sweat.
If you think about it carefully, from receiving the mission, to completing the mission, to releasing the explosive magic, the entire process was directed by him. Even if it is to evade or defend, there is no way to start.
what to do?
I can’t think of a solution! hateful! Can we only place our hope on the defense of those three people? They will definitely find a way to get me out! ……Bar?
Thinking of those three unreliable problem children, Sato Kazuma burst into tears again.
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Axel Novice Village.
Suburbs, mansions.
Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness gathered at the dining table and began to discuss how to save Sato Kazuma.
"Seriously, is it necessary to save him?"
Megumin held her cheek, looking uninterested.
It's not that she is really not interested, but that after releasing the explosion magic, she has entered the sage state, so she seems lazy.
Darkness crossed his arms and said, "He is our companion."
This sentence alone represents the position.
The only mature and stable (?) female knight in the team, she seems to be quite reliable now.
"But……"
Megumin paused and said: "This commission is being handled by our team from beginning to end. There is no room for interference at all."
That's why she asked if it was necessary.
After all, there are no off-site factors at all, and it is impossible to shirk responsibility.
However, she ignored the lower limit of a certain goddess.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Aqua smacked her tongue in disdain, circled her index finger in mid-air, and said enthusiastically: "Megumin, do you know the defender?"
"Um???"
"They are people who help criminal suspects and defendants exercise their right to defense to safeguard their legitimate rights and interests."
Megumin’s questions were answered by Darkness.
She is a true noble lady, and she is quite familiar with this knowledge.
At this time, the goddess of water also opened her hands and seemed to be embracing the whole world.
An aura of holiness and purity spreads out.
However, what she said was not holy at all: "You know, Huihui. An excellent defender can not only help clear the wronged suspects, but even clear the wrongdoings of the suspects who have not been wronged. It doesn't matter, as long as the fault is shifted. Just give it to demons and lichs."
Scum!
What a scumbag!
Darkness and Megumin said: 6
But when they consider that the other party is a high priest (goddess) who hates demons and lichs deeply, it is not surprising for the two of them.
Hum hum.
Aqua said with some pride: "Although Kazuma's trial is already under my control, I think it's better to practice a little more."
"You're right, this is the first time I've experienced a trial..."
"I agree too!"
Megumin and Darkness agreed immediately.
Although they were nominally practicing for their subsequent defense, the three of them seemed to just want to take the opportunity to role-play.
"So, anyway!"
"Decide on the role first!"
"I'll be the presiding judge first, Megumin will be the kingdom's prosecutor, and Darkness will be your defender first, okay?"
Aqua quickly settled on her roles.
Megumin and Darkness also happily accepted.
role play.
The three of them seemed to be enjoying themselves.
"Then, let's start the trial now!"
Aqua stood in front of the coffee table, took out her fan and used it as a small hammer for the judge, signaling that it was now time to officially begin.
Megumin was the first to attack: "Kazuma, whether he entrusted or commanded this guy, he did it all by himself! No matter how you look at it, there is a problem. Immediately sentence him to death for treason!"
I have to say that Megumin’s imitation of Senna is very similar, in that she convicts people without explanation.
It was Darkness's turn to defend, and she immediately denied it: "No, I don't think Kazuma deliberately destroyed the rock field. Even if he destroyed the rock field, it cannot constitute rebellion, right? Do you have any evidence?"
"...Huh? Isn't it disturbing the public order? Why is it treason?"
Megumin was stunned for a moment.
Darkness actually invisibly raised the crime to a higher level, characterizing Sato Kazuma, who originally only needed to be punished or punished, to the point where he needed to be executed.
This guy must not be allowed to become a defender. His professionalism is comparable to that of a magic lawyer with reverse defense!
Darkness' cheeks turned red in embarrassment. It seemed that she also realized that she had made a joke.
But the role-playing continues.
"You said evidence, right?"
Megumin held the magician's hat, banged the tablet, and shouted loudly: "That guy... He said several times before that he secretly ate the precious snacks I hid, and even gave Aqua credit on credit. The high-end bubble wine you bought was replaced with water..."
Click!
Before he finished speaking, a crisp sound came.
He turned to look at Aqua, who was playing the role of presiding judge in front of the coffee table. At this time, her beautiful face was full of sullenness, veins popped out on her forehead, and the fan in her hand had been broken in half.
Apparently after hearing that his wine had been stolen and replaced with water, he couldn't hold back on the spot.
"--death penalty!!!"
Aqua slapped the table vigorously.
"Presiding Judge, this man has committed a heinous crime!"
"Guilty! Anything related to food is a felony!!!"
I tolerated the rest, but he actually replaced the bubble wine he bought on credit with water. This guy must die!
"Wait, wait! This has nothing to do with disturbing the peace!"
Seeing the chaos, Darkness quickly stopped the two frantic people. But the heinous Sato Kazuma had caused them too much harm, and their anger against him could not be eliminated at all.
After all the fuss.
"No! If this continues, Kazuma will be executed!"
"Wait a minute, it's not a big crime in the first place!"
Aqua's unfounded worries were strongly rebutted by Darkness.
"Ahem..."
Aqua coughed and said, "No way, let's redistribute the roles. Megumin, you will be the presiding judge, Darkness will be the kingdom prosecutor, and I, Aqua, will be the defender!"
"Please, please defend yourself well."
"Leave it to me! Let you see how powerful the strongest defender is!"
Aqua patted her chest confidently, but the more confident she became, the more uneasy she became. Who makes her always slip up at critical moments?
"Then...the trial will start again!"
Snapped!
Megumin knocked on the coffee table.
Darkness took advantage of the situation and said with a serious face: "Regarding Kazuma's previous actions, blowing up the rock field is tantamount to destroying the surrounding environment. Therefore, disturbing public order..."
"What a load of bullshit!"
Aqua puffed out her chest and pointed her right hand forward, forcefully interrupting Darkness's speech.
It was so strong that it made the air freeze.
Aqua exhaled triumphantly, as if she had accomplished some important mission.
Darkness opened her mouth and asked doubtfully: "Objection? What are you objecting to?"
Aqua said strangely: "What are you objecting to... It's just opposition."
"So, what is your point of view that you disagree with?!"
"No, I just want to shout that it's bullshit." "
"Defend me well!"
Darkness scolded Aqua for causing trouble.
"Having said that, it is indeed Aqua who will speak next. Okay, let's ask the defender to apply for a claim."
"Well - if it's the squatter at home..."
Aqua thought for a while and said: "Kazuma would not do such an obvious thing as treason. If you insist on it, he is more like the mastermind behind it!"
Darkness and Megumin almost suffered internal injuries from their confident appearance.
Megumin, who played the role of the chief judge, asked reductively: "That...that is to say, he gave someone an order to rebel, or induced him from the side, right?"
"Actually, he was the one who instructed Megumin to use explosion magic to blow up the mine. Is that what happened?"
Aqua said things that were natural.
Darkness couldn't help but angrily shouted: "Isn't that the same as admitting guilt?!"
"Hey! Did I make a mistake? Did I make a mistake?!"
This guy is on the same level as Darkness. If he defends others, instead of getting a reduced crime, he will be punished with the death penalty.
There is no hope.
Neither they nor Sato Kazuma, who was imprisoned in the prison, were completely hopeless.
"That!" Huihui suddenly shouted and said timidly: "The one just now... I want to try it too, can you?"
"That one just now?"
"The one who's just bullshit!" "
The eyes of the little Crimson Demon tribe's little lolita glowed scarlet brightly. It was probably because Aqua's aura just now was too strong, which made her want to give it a try.
"Yes, yes..."
"Is there any special reason?"
Aqua and Darkness looked at each other, but they didn't stop Megumin.
It would be a shame if you don't have a lot of fun playing a role-playing game.
After receiving the permission, Megumin swung the cloak behind her, angrily made the same gesture as Aqua, and shouted majestically:
"——What a load of bullshit!!!"
Then, a flush appeared on the face of the posing little loli.
It’s really refreshing!
Although this feeling of happiness is not as good as releasing explosive magic, it is really good.
Aqua suddenly had an idea.
"That's right! I said, let's do the [Bullshit] exercise together! If the other party is afraid of our momentum, the trial will definitely be in our favor!"
"It feels good!"
Upon hearing this proposal, Huihui immediately agreed.
Darkness was obviously resisting, but the two of them obviously didn't intend to let her go.
"Darkness, as a Cross Knight, is indispensable in this battle!"
"That's right! If Darkness comes too, the opponent will definitely run away."
Aqua and Megumin kept approaching.
The persecuted noble lady could not refuse: "If only for a little while..."
Then!
"What a load of bullshit!"
"I'm talking nonsense!"
"You're fucking good!"
"Everyone of them is bullshit!" X3
In order to gather momentum, the three of them practiced all night, and became more and more excited as they practiced. In their opinion, the balance of victory is already tilting towards them!
“Everyone, let’s win this lawsuit together!”
"Oh!!!" X2
The three of them rushed to the trial venue excitedly.
Sato Kazuma, who was in chains, walked step by step to the place of judgment.
To be honest, he was panicking!
His legs were shaking uncontrollably, his teeth were chattering slightly, his back was wet with cold sweat, and he even had the hallucination of seeing a gallows.
"Hey! Kazuma!"
"You guys!"
Sato Kazuma was deeply moved by the appearance of several familiar figures outside the trial venue.
I didn't expect them to come.
Sato Kazuma shouted: "Please, you guys! Although I don't expect you to do anything, don't give up at the beginning!"
"Don't worry, Kazuma! We already practiced the trial well yesterday!"
Aqua's shout made Megumin and Darkness, who came together, look frozen.
practise?
Sato Kazuma also had a bad premonition in his heart, and couldn't help but ask: "What kind of practice is the trial practice?"
"Practice of "pure nonsense"! "
Aqua puffed up her chest triumphantly, while Darkness and Megumin broke into cold sweat and did not dare to look at Sato Kazuma.
Kazuma Sato on the stage was dumbfounded.
Now, it might really be over.
On the other side, Kingdom Prosecutor Senna, who had been prepared for a long time, pushed up her glasses and said coldly: "A practice trial? It's just children playing house. Let me tell you now, the real trial is no joke of."
"Huh!!!"
The serious Kingdom prosecutor had a cold air about him, which forced Aqua, who had been so confident just now, to become intimidated on the spot, and looked at Sato Kazuma with a wishful look.
"Hey, don't give up as soon as you get started!!!"
Sato Kazuma shouted excitedly.
Even though I know they won't be useful, at least show them off, you bastard!
Bang bang bang!
The presiding judge knocked on the table with a small hammer, and after a round of inspection, he loudly said: "Then - now, if Sato Kazuma destroys the rock field and disturbs the public order, the trial will begin now!"
Ahhhh——
On one side is the elite of the elite, the kingdom prosecutor who has experienced many battles - Senna; on the other side is a trio of problem children who have retreated before the trial has even begun.
Sato Kazuma was filled with sorrow.
--I am dead!
The air conditioner was broken, and the high temperature of more than 40 degrees made my consciousness gradually drift away. I don’t know how I coded this chapter. In addition, some readers said they couldn’t read enough, so double updates will start in August. Nothing else, I just want to challenge my limits.
(End of chapter)
