I don’t know if any of you have encountered this situation?
On the first day you come home, your mother will be extremely enthusiastic about you. She will stick to you no matter what, and she will forgive you even if you make a mistake. But when you return to her on the third day, your attitude will completely change. Even if you just appear in front of her, she will find you annoying, and she will even look at you for some reason.
Yes, Xiaolin is like this now.
But it wasn't the team members who were unhappy with him, but Xiao Lin who was unhappy with them... quite unhappy.
Because these guys are so noisy.
In the warm afternoon, Xiao Lin rested on Liu Zi's soft thighs, enjoying the hard-earned tranquility.
"Smart Girl" was too mentally consuming, so when he returned to "Su Qing" and put his feet on the ground, he shut down his brain and replenished his energy.
However--
"Kobayashi Kobayashi!"
"Yes, it's Xiaolin."
"Come with me to release explosion magic!"
Opening one eye lazily, he turned to the right side of the excited little Lolita, who was riding on top of her wand and shaking her body. Xiaolin sighed softly without leaving any trace.
She is the team's problem child.
Megumin, a middle school girl.
She is a senior professional magister, and she has only learned the terrifyingly powerful [Explosion Magic].
It has the potential of "if you don't care, I will make big news".
Turning around, he put his face against Liu Zi's abdomen and made a muffled voice: "Sorry, I don't want to move at all. How about you go find someone else?"
"Why? Didn't you say that I can come to you at any time if I need it?"
Does she still remember that promise now?
Megumin tugged on Xiaolin's clothes, trying to wake him up from his gentle state.
Xiaolin put his hands on Liu Zi's slender waist and kept pulling on Megumin, even though his neck was strangled and his face turned red, he did not get up.
At the same time, he yelled with complaint:
"You can't do it every day! No matter how strong a man is, he can't bear it! Pay attention to me, you stupid little lolita!"
"Haha?! What did you say?!"
"You are called a stupid little lolita!"
"If you say that, I will go find someone else! Is it okay to find someone else?"
"I don't want it! Just go find someone else!"
"Since you said so!"
Megumin glared at him angrily, then swung her wand and opened the door angrily to leave, not knowing who she was looking for.
After sending away the troublesome middle school girl, Xiao Lin lay comfortably in Liu Zi's arms. But after a while, he suddenly opened his eyes again, looking quite embarrassed.
"I said, Miss Liuzi..."
"What's the matter, Master Kobayashi?"
"Did I say something particularly strange just now? Why does the top of my head feel a little green?"
"Yes. In my opinion, what Kobayashi-sama and Megumin-sama said are quite scum. No, they should be the scum of scum, ten thousand times more scum than Sato Kazuma-sama."
"Hey, hey, is it that serious?"
Xiaolin complained.
He sat up and looked at the direction Hui Hui left.
Megumin is Axel's famous [Phoenix], and her [Explosion Magic] that can burst into the air every second is enough to make those who have thoughts about her become timid.
In addition, there is something wrong with her brain and she uses magic whenever she disagrees with her. It would be strange if others see her and don't go around.
Even so, even so!
But after she releases her magic, she will be completely powerless. At that time, anyone can pose a threat to her.
The more I thought about it, the more worried I became, and there was no way I could ignore it!
Liu Zi saw Xiao Lin's hesitation and whispered in his ear thoughtfully: "If you are worried, then how about catching up with her. Although she may have gone far, Master Xiao Lin will be able to catch up with her soon."
"Tsk."
Xiao Lin clicked his tongue in displeasure, then stood up and rushed out of the room.
"Hey! Megumin!"
"What's wrong."
"……Eh?"
As soon as she walked out of the room, she saw Megumin standing at the door, as if she had been waiting for a long time.
He couldn't help but blurt out: "Why are you here? Didn't you set off?"
"Because I know Xiaolin will definitely catch up. After all, you are the kind of person who speaks out and is upright." Megumin answered with a smile as her lips curled up.
"W-What...?!"
Xiao Lin was dumbfounded.
He didn't expect that he would be pinched by a little loli, especially Megumin's proud little expression, which made him extremely embarrassed.
But in the end, he accompanied her to release the magic.
Xiao Lin wouldn't be able to bear it if there was only one companion with a brain problem.
But——
"Kobayashi Kobayashi!"
"Yes, it's Xiaolin."
"Come with me to catch the tentacle monster!"
Here comes the perverted knight Darkness!
The guy in front of me with a flushed face, twisting and panting, is the problem child No. 2 in the team!
Not to mention the weak great mage from before, Darkness's body couldn't even break through the explosion magic. Let alone encounter danger, she had to hide away when danger came.
So there was no need to worry about her at all, and he immediately gave an extremely cold answer.
"No, if you want to go, just go by yourself."
"Why, why, Xiaolin!" Z.br>
"On the contrary, I want to ask you, why do you want to catch the tentacle monster?"
"What are you talking about! Tentacle monsters that move around and ravage everything are children's favorite thing!"
"Stop lying! Only a pervert like you would like such weird things!"
"Hiss-ha-hiss-ha-"
Darkness gasped for air.
She didn't take action like Huihui did, but she kept making an inexplicable gasping sound in her ears that made her body feel hot and unbearable, and her heart was about to stir.
When Xiao Lin thought she had any other options, she just sighed with regret and said, "Really, why don't you go? There's no way, in this case, there's nothing I can do! I have to catch the demon tentacle monster by myself. !」
"Demon, demon modified tentacle monster?"
"Ah, it's a tentacle monster that hides in dark corners and does unspeakable things to beautiful women who pass by! It hunts with tentacles that have paralysis properties, and then slowly strangles them. This kind of trap The feeling of desperation... I’m so excited that I’m going to heaven, do you understand?!”
"...No, I don't want to understand at all."
Seeing Darkness who was so excited that he was about to ascend to heaven on the spot, Xiaolin knew that he couldn't go even if he didn't want to.
Because this guy is likely to go out of his way to experience the pleasure of being played with, and may even bring the modified tentacle monster back to the station in the end. I decided, the moment I saw the tentacle monster, I would send it to the sky instantly!
Relying on the [Five Vision Omnipotence] that he can overlook, Xiaolin is the fastest person to find the modified tentacle monster.
Then--
Your perverted delusions will be broken by my magic!
"Exploison!"
"No----!"
A violent explosion sounded outside the city, and Xiao Lin, illuminated by the fire, looked up to the sky and laughed. Darkness knelt on her knees, looking at the black shadow in the firelight with pain and regret in her eyes.
It was obviously the pet she wanted to take in, but it died so easily. She even kept whispering the name she had decided on.
"Jester, Jester..."
"Give up Darkness, I will never let you raise such a thing."
"Is this what it feels like to lose a loved one? This feeling...this feeling...so great
! "
"...Eh?"
It seems that Darkness's level of perversion is far more exaggerated than he thought.
