When Xiao Lin opened his eyes again, he already appeared in a pure black claustrophobic space. There was nothing here except the large, empty chair opposite.
"Although I'm a little used to it, I still want to say..." Xiao Lin puffed up his chest and took a big breath, then looked up to the sky and roared:
"——That stupid goddess!!!"
I'm really going to be pissed off!
After all, Sato Kazuma was killed because he was weak due to excessive energy consumption, but he was suffocated to death! If this matter were known to outsiders, he would definitely become a laughing stock! After all, being killed by a Xiong or something is too weird!
Vent your inner frustrations.
Then I started to look around, looking for that Lady Luck who was nice, lived a good life, and was kind to others.
"...Not here?"
No one appeared on the large chair. No wonder no one comforted me when I went crazy just now.
So where did she go?
Xiao Lin put his right leg on his left leg, crossed his chest with his left hand and pinched his chin with the right hand to think. The relaxed look does not regard this place as the reincarnation space where God is, but as natural as his own home.
It wasn't until Xiaolin almost fell asleep while sitting on the chair that Eris trotted over in a hurry.
"Sorry, sorry, I'm late."
It was clear that the other party was a goddess who was superior in terms of status and strength, but yet she kowtowed to a human being, which was a little out of character for a goddess.
Wouldn't this make you want to bully her even more?
Xiao Lin grinned and smoothed the corners of his mouth quickly, and asked with a straight face, pretending to be annoyed: "Eris, where have you been? I've been waiting for you for a long time! Where's my quilt? I'm almost freezing to death!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, because there is some trouble in the lower realm that needs to be dealt with, so..."
Eris quickly took out the quilt from under the chair and covered Xiao Lin himself.
Her posture was very low, not like a goddess, but like a waiter entertaining guests. I apologized humbly to the guests for not fulfilling my responsibilities.
Oops, bullying her felt even better.
So he continued to attack.
"Then you admit your mistake?"
"Yes, I'm very sorry."
"Don't you know that apologizing requires exposing your breasts?"
"Yes, I will expose my breasts now..."
Eris subconsciously unbuttoned her shirt.
But when she saw Xiao Lin's evil smile, she immediately understood that she had been fooled, and her mouth suddenly bulged with anger. She even complained to Xiao Lin coquettishly: "I'm going to cry! I'm really going to cry." Oh! Really, don’t bully the goddess (me), Mr. Kobayashi!”
"Sorry, sorry, because you made an expression that asked you to bully me, and I accidentally... I'm sorry if it bothered you."
Xiao Lin immediately clasped his hands and bowed his head to apologize.
No matter how much trouble you cause to the other party, as long as you apologize, you will be forgiven. He has learned this essence of the island people ten to ten, and he is very skilled at it.
Especially if you deal with the kind-hearted Lady Luck, you will be forgiven more easily.
as expected.
"Please be more careful next time."
"Yes, definitely next time!"
It was easy to gain the other party's understanding.
"Eris, you seem to be troubled by something? Just now, you were not there when someone ascended to heaven. She is obviously the goddess responsible for reincarnation."
This is very strange.
The goddess in front of her was different from Aqua in that she was dedicated to her work. Unless something troublesome happens, it’s impossible not to show up in time...
Speaking of this, Eris spat at him in a rare move: "Because I am working as a detective and I really can't get away from it. Not to mention receiving the reincarnated people, even the work left by Aqua-senpai has not been completed."
"Uh... Let's not ask why you are still doing the job that Aqua left behind. What is the investigator you just mentioned?"
The rather modern words make people curious.
Eris sighed, thought for a while and explained: "It's not an important matter. I guess you should have received the news in a few days. In fact, the Mobile Fortress Destroyer is approaching. In order to predict its course of action, I Investigator."
"I see."
Xiao Lin nodded understandingly.
The bald man with the ability to create fantasy that I just talked about in the last chapter shows off his presence in this chapter, and it is also a bad side that makes people grit their teeth.
Eris continued to complain: "I had already decided to return to Axel, but I didn't expect that I suddenly received news that I was coming to the town. In addition, I was actually quite famous in the lower world, so I was forcibly recruited. .”
"Really? Thank you for your hard work."
Xiao Lin looked at her with sympathy.
The poor goddess, not only couldn't refuse the troubles thrown by her senior (Aqua), but she also couldn't refuse the arduous tasks thrown by the Adventurer's Guild.
By the way, what this goddess did was such a failure!
At this time, Eris suddenly showed a gentle smile and said: "But it doesn't matter if you are tired, it is all worth it. Because with my efforts, the town has successfully avoided risks, and the villagers no longer have to suffer."
A bright light burst out from her body, and the black space with her as the center was suddenly illuminated.
Ah, my eyes!
Xiao Lin had a hallucination, and the strong flash of light made him feel ashamed, even dispelling the dark side in his heart, and he couldn't help but want to surrender to her.
Sorry, I am the most hopeless one who looks down on you.
From this point of view, Eris is the real goddess. Guys like Aqua who only know how to eat, drink, have fun and wait to die every day and do nothing are not worthy of the status of a goddess!
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a sense of remorse.
"I'm sorry, Goddess Eris."
"What, what's wrong, Mr. Kobayashi? Why are you apologizing suddenly?"
"Because I did something wrong."
"Wrong thing..."
Hearing these words, Eris had a bad premonition in her heart, and it came true in the next second.
"I built an Axis orphanage in the previous world. The children there all believed in Aqua. In order to make that idiot goddess feel faith, I told them the teachings of the Axis religion. .”
"Doctrine means..."
"Eris's breasts are padded."
"O-that's too much, Mr. Kobayashi!"
The poor goddess was brutally persecuted, and Eris' inner grievance burst out instantly. She blinked and stared at Xiaolin with tearful eyes. It was obvious from the downward curve of her mouth that she was really about to cry. .
Even Xiao Lin felt a little sorry. He stood up and bowed at ninety degrees.
"Private red bean paste in Marseille!"
This time I apologized sincerely.
Just when Xiaolin thought that Eris would never forgive him, he heard the goddess' gentle and conciliatory voice: "It's okay, Mr. Xiaolin, please raise your head."
"...Have you forgiven me?"
"Yes. After all, this is a fact. I don't have the right to blame you, do I?"
Eris resisted crying and was very generous in forgiving Xiao Lin.
I am grateful for the generosity of the goddess, but I also sympathize with the goddess. It would be great if the other person's breasts could be as generous as his heart. etc.
Could it be that he is so generous because he is flat?
"Mr. Xiaolin, what's wrong?"
"it's okay no problem."
Shaking his head, he quickly threw away the random thoughts in his mind.
But Eris was indeed a true goddess, and I was slightly impressed by her charm.
Suddenly, a magic circle shone beneath him.
He had experience last time, so he knew it was Aqua who activated the resurrection magic.
At the same time, the broken
Aqua's voice came from the hollow: "Xiaolin, it's morning, wake up quickly!" I said, always awake.
Xiao Lin did not respond.
Aqua became anxious: "Xiaolin? Xiaolin! You must not be charmed, right? That guy... Eris's breasts are padded, I have told you many times! Don't be deceived by her. , Xiaolin!"
"A-Aqua-senpai?!"
Eris blushed and tried to interrupt Aqua from revealing what she was hiding.
Unexpectedly, Aqua mistook it as a provocation, and immediately shouted: "Eris, give Xiaolin back to me! He is the most important person to me! It doesn't matter to other believers, even if you are worshiped as the god of the state religion. It doesn’t matter, but return Xiaolin to me quickly! Return him to me quickly, immediately, immediately!!!”
Wow, that was quite a reaction. Eris, who looked aside, was frightened by the excited Aqua.
He gently tapped Lady Luck on the shoulder to bring her out of her daze.
Eris looked at Kobayashi and said, "I didn't expect Aqua-senpai to think so highly of you, Mr. Kobayashi."
"Well, he is the one who is loved after all." Xiao Lin raised the corner of his mouth, feeling quite proud.
Eris is very good, but I choose Aqua.
Aqua continued to threaten: "Eris, if you don't let Xiaolin come back, I will publicize that your breasts are padded!"
"Wait, wait! I know! I know! Open the door right away! Really, Aqua-senpai is still so unreasonable..."
After interrupting Aqua's screams, Eris blushed and flicked her fingers, then the magic circle shot up into the sky, connected with the magic circle above, and then Kobayashi's body floated unconsciously.
It seems that we can return to the human world.
Xiao Lin looked down at the goddess below, clasped his hands and apologized to her: "I'm sorry, I will teach you a lesson when I go back."
"Okay. That's up to you."
Eris smiled bitterly in return.
A strong light filled his entire sight, and he couldn't help but close his eyes. When he opened them again, he was successfully resurrected.
Aqua stared at Xiaolin with tears in her eyes, making him think that he had done something to feel sorry for her.
"What's wrong, looking at me like that."
"Are you tempted by Eris and are reluctant to come back?"
"How is that possible? That Xiaoping... cough."
"That's right! Eris's breasts are padded! Come on, say to me: Eris's breasts are padded! Quick, repeat it!"
"How can it be repeated, idiot!"
After flicking her forehead, Aqua covered her head in pain, looking pitiful and about to burst into tears.
However, Xiao Lin had no intention of messing around with her for the time being. He turned to look at the sunny winter outside the house, and then stretched out.
A wonderful day starts with being resurrected by the goddess!
