I have to say that getting along with Aqua was the most pleasant. The pure water elemental breath healed his wounded heart. .
It happened that the remaining two people also came back together.
When he saw the female knight and the little loli on her back, he knew that the great mage of chuunibyou had begged Darkness to take her out in order to vent the heat in his body, and did not come back until evening.
It's just that the meeting between the two sides was a little awkward.
Kobayashi was holding Aqua, and Darkness was also carrying Megumin, feeling an inexplicable sense of betrayal.
Darkness also clearly felt it.
Seeing the two people close to each other, she scratched her cheek and said slightly embarrassed, "I'm sorry, it seems we came back at the wrong time."
But unexpectedly, Xiao Lin extended his left hand to invite them and said, "No, you came back at the right time."
It's a pity that these idiots don't understand the style, and Xiao Lin didn't experience the joy of hugging each other.
The innocent Aqua hadn't figured out what was going on, and the perverted knight Darkness acted like she wanted to be hugged but didn't dare to come forward, so she could only pant violently and generate electricity on the spot.
Megumin got off Darkness's back, and Kobayashi supported her while using [Absorption Touch] to transfer some physical strength and magic power to her.
"Thank you. And welcome back, Xiaolin."
"Ah, I'm back."
It was a great feeling to be greeted when I got home.
"Okay, let's go in."
"oh!"
Aqua shouted, and then ran towards the mansion happily. Kobayashi helped Megumin and Darkness, who was still generating electricity, to follow.
Wait, I feel like I forgot something.
Looking back at Sato Kazuma, who was still motionless on the ground, the expression on his face instantly turned into an apology.
Unexpectedly, he was forgotten.
"Hey, Aqua!" Kobayashi shouted to the goddess who walked into the house: "Sato-kun is still lying on the ground, why don't you help him revive!"
"Eh----"
The goddess made a long voice of disgust, but finally took action to resurrect him: "Because it was Xiaolin's request, I will resurrect him once."
What are you talking about, this stupid goddess?
It was obviously your violent collision just now that made the weak adventurer Kazuma Sato go to see the goddess Eris on the spot.
After the light of the magic circle dissipated, Sato Kazuma got up from the ground. With his fists clenched and veins popping out on his forehead, he looked like he was on the verge of exploding.
as expected.
"Idiot Aqua! What on earth were you thinking? You didn't want to heal me, but you actually hit me to death! You died because of such a trivial thing, just because of such a trivial thing! You hopeless idiot Useless goddess!"
"Haha?! What does it have to do with me? It's obviously because your body is too fragile!"
"What did you say--?!"
"That's right! I've resurrected you, so I'll just say thank you with tears of gratitude! Besides, what right does Kazuma have to yell at me, a noble goddess, for the pervert Kazuma who stays up all night at the succubus shop every day!"
"You, what are you talking about, why can't I understand." Sato Kazuma turned his head away, his forehead was sweating and he felt guilty and did not dare to look at Aqua.
A scumbag who has always believed in equality between men and women and will fight back when wronged behaves like this, which means that what Aqua just said is all true. Unexpectedly, he was really addicted to the succubus shop.
Wait a mininute!
If you think about it carefully, Xiao Lin is also at fault.
A trip to the succubus shop costs 5,000 eris. Although it is not a huge amount of money, it should be a large expense for Sato Kazuma, who is not strong and has no other ways to make money.
It stands to reason that Sato Kazuma, who can only rely on his hands to achieve self-fulfillment, seemed to go to the succubus shop to have fun every night after he left. So, where did he get so much money?
The answer is - the huge deposit of hundreds of millions left by Xiao Lin.
It must be because
This made him so weak and haggard. In this case, you must take responsibility. As a senior, you must correct his mistakes.
"Sato-kun..."
"Senior Xiaolin, listen to my explanation!"
"It's okay, Sato-kun. You are a boy after all, and it is understandable that you have those needs. But no matter what, please be a little more restrained. After all, as an adventurer, your body is the most important thing."
"No, no... don't say that to me in the tone of a mother admonishing her child!!!"
Sato Kazuma put his head in his hands and looked up to the sky and roared. Um?
It seems like things are not what you think?
"Then, please tell me, Sato-kun, what's going on."
This is not the place to talk. Under the leadership of Xiao Lin, several people returned to the mansion. The decoration of the living room has not changed, it is still as warm and comfortable as usual. Kobayashi was sitting on the large sofa, with Aqua on the left, Ryuzu on the right, and Megumin on the right.
"Here, black tea."
"Thank you, Darkness."
The housekeeper Darkness served fragrant high-end black tea to everyone, and then sat on Aqua's left side.
By now, the large sofa was filled with five people.
Sato Kazuma sat opposite everyone, on a small single sofa.
"——Hey, don't think of me as a criminal!"
Even now, the evil boy still refuses to admit his wrongdoing. But seeing how he tried to defend himself, Xiaolin decided to give him a chance to explain.
"actually……"
Sato Kazuma slowly opened his mouth to explain the reason.
In the final analysis, it was still the nobleman who asked for clothes to be made before. Because the clothes he made were so popular with him, he intensified his request for Sato Kazuma to make better clothes.
Even Xiao Lin couldn't help but sigh that there was still a plot about that weird nobleman even a world gone by.
Xiaolin asked strangely: "If that's the case, then why not ask Darkness? I think if it were her, she would be happy to wear those unsightly clothes."
"Wait! What do you mean I'm happy to wear unsightly clothes!" Darkness immediately retorted, as if she was serious.
For her, Xiao Lin just laughed with contempt and disdain.
The perverted knight was not angry when he was treated like this. Instead, he started to generate electricity as usual, gasping for air and falling into delusion.
No way, this guy is hopeless.
"No." Sato Kazuma shook his head after hearing this and explained: "The figure of the vice-captain is far different from Darkness, and Megumin, who is similar, is quite resistant because of what happened before."
"I don't want to be a guinea pig! And they make me wear such shameful clothes!"
Megumin seemed very resistant.
It seems that the previous clothes and sexy actions really made the chuunibyou girl very annoying.
"You see."
Sato Kazuma shrugged helplessly.
Xiaolin held his chin and thought, "Is that why you went to the Succubus shop?"
"That's right." At this point, Sato Kazuma suddenly glared at Aqua angrily and said angrily: "This stupid goddess! Just because she received the bounty, she didn't buy her bubble wine and deliberately ignored my request. . It’s not that she doesn’t want to give up money. It would be fine if it was just cheap bubble wine, but she actually wants high-end bubble wine that is more than half of the bounty... Kobayashi-senpai, don’t you think she is going too far?!”
"Uh... sure."
In this matter, Kobayashi prefers Sato Kazuma. Even if Aqua helped, taking away more than half of the bounty was still excessive.
The stupid goddess who knew she was in the wrong turned her head and whistled without daring to look at Xiao Lin's expression. It seemed that she also knew that she had gone too far. I thought she would rely on her status as a goddess to forcefully say that "believers must pay tribute to the goddess."
"But since there is trouble, just refuse. Even if you are a noble, you can't force yourself to work for him."
"No
, how should I put it... After all, the reward is a lot, you see... right? "
Sato Kazuma showed an expression that made it difficult to refuse.
Got it, given too much.
"I already know the details. But why don't you use the money I left to buy Aqua bubble wine?"
"How can you use it? That's the money you finally earned, Senior Xiaolin. How can you waste it on eating and drinking?"
"Sato-kun..."
Xiao Lin was slightly moved.
Although Sato Kazuma is a scumbag, a monster, a pervert, and a pervert, he is really a good boy.
"It doesn't matter! Money should be used for enjoyment, otherwise it will just be a bunch of useless numbers! If I can't even meet everyone's needs, then I have failed as a team leader!"
"Kobayashi (Senior)"
Hearing Xiaolin's words, the four of them were also deeply moved.
"Okay! In that case, let's go to the guild tonight and splurge!"
"Oh!"X
Sure enough, I like them the most.