Xiao Lin admits that he has a little dark psychology, a little twisted personality, and a little detour in his work.
But at least he is relatively positive and can barely be regarded as a sunny boy.
But he didn't expect that he would go to jail.
What he least expected was that the reason for coming in would be so ridiculous. What he least expected was that he was arrested on the spot just after he finished speaking. What he least expected was that he saw another pervert from the same team as soon as he came in.
That's right, Sato Kazuma was caught before he was arrested.
The two looked at each other awkwardly.
"Senior Kobayashi..."
Sato Kazuma covered his face with his hands, his expression of despair undisguised.
I originally expected the other party to save me, and I thought so when I saw Xiao Lin coming in. But then I learned that the other party was also arrested, and the happy smile on my face suddenly solidified.
"What's going on? Why did Kobayashi-senpai come in too?"
He had a little meltdown.
After all, the opponent's reputation with Axel is very good, so no matter how you think about it, he shouldn't appear here.
"I can only say it's bad luck."
In order to appease a certain little loli, the remarks he accidentally blurted out were heard by the guards, which led to his arrest on the spot.
After Kobayashi told him this, Sato Kazuma understood immediately.
It's all Megumin's fault!
He said viciously: "That idiot Loli, you must teach her a lesson when you get out!"
"You're right, I think so too."
Xiao Lin also had this intention.
But the strange thing is why Sato Kazuma was also arrested. Could it be that he ran to the street and attacked the female adventurers coming and going.
"That's not true!"
Kobayashi's suspicious eyes made Sato Kazuma very hurt, and he quickly defended himself loudly.
"Then why were you arrested?"
"actually……"
Sato Kazuma had said before that he wanted to earn pocket money, at least to pay for the succubus shop. Otherwise, if he continues like this, he is really afraid that one day he will be unable to control himself and stick his butt to Xiao Lin.
So he asked Luna to choose a mission for him that didn't require too much trouble and offered a relatively large bounty that was suitable for him.
At first, it was just a matter of chance, and it didn't matter if he didn't have it, but he didn't expect that there would actually be a task suitable for him.
- Make clothes for nobles.
"And in order not to be disturbed by Megumin and the others, I specifically said that I would do crafts in the room and would not be allowed to come in to disturb me."
"So you are really doing craft work!"
Xiaolin couldn't help but complained loudly. He thought Sato Kazuma was doing that kind of craft work. It turned out that he had completely misunderstood before!
"Wait a minute, Senior Xiaolin, don't you think that I don't let them disturb you because..."
Hearing Xiaolin's complaint, the smart Sato Kazuma immediately thought of something, and his expression instantly became strange, with an aggrieved expression of being misunderstood.
"No, no, no, I didn't think so! I even took Megumin away specifically to prevent her from disturbing you, so I was arrested by the guards in order to appease her. This is all a debt of gratitude you owe me, Sato-kun. Bar."
Xiaolin started talking nonsense.
Although things may appear this way on the surface, they are actually quite different.
Sato Kazuma looked at him suspiciously. What the other party said was not very convincing, but it was an indelible fact that Xiaolin was squatting here with him, and he accepted this kindness.
And he still has to rely on Xiao Lin to save him from now on, even if he doesn't want to accept the kindness.
After listening to what Sato Kazuma said, Kobayashi asked curiously: "Did the noble not like the clothes you made, so he arrested you?"
"No, that dress that "makes people feel both sensational and innocent at first glance" makes the noble master very satisfied. ” Sato Kazuma said loudly, a little proudly.
"I guess so."
Xiao Lin also nodded in agreement.
If I had to choose someone in Axel who knew this best, it would be Kazuma Sato.
With his experience that has been modernized enough to make people dazzled and their blood surge up, dealing with people from other worlds is completely a dimensionality reduction attack, and it is impossible not to complete the task smoothly.
"That……"
"The reason for being arrested is because something was missing from that noble's house."
"what?"
"A bottle of ultra-rare and extremely expensive high-end sparkling wine."
"Well……"
Xiao Lin was even more surprised. What does this have to do with him?
Sato Kazuma continued to explain: "Only me and the noble have entered that room. Plus, my profession is an adventurer and I have a criminal record, so..."
"So he put the blame on you?... I really wronged you, Sato-kun."
Xiao Lin patted his shoulder sympathetically.
Sato Kazuma is a person with a flexible bottom line, and will not act recklessly like those problem children in some matters.
With his timid character, it was absolutely impossible for him to offend the nobles, so no matter how you looked at it, he was wronged.
"Well... Sato-kun, don't be too anxious. I will find a way to rescue you after I get out." Xiaolin said.
Sato Kazuma said with tears in his eyes: "Thank you, Kobayashi-senpai!"
Unlike that group of unreliable problem children, only Xiaolin can give him the last bit of warmth.
Just when the two were planning to discuss what to do.
"Hey, Xiaolin, it's interrogation time."
Guard A and Guard B came to Xiaolin and took him out of the room, while Xiaolin gave a thumbs up to the worried Sato Kazuma behind him to reassure him.
When he came to the interrogation room, Xiao Lin sat on the chair honestly. It didn't feel like he was at home here, so he naturally wouldn't mess around.
Guard A said first: "I didn't expect that a boy like you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would have such a perverted mentality. Tell me, how long have you been plotting secretly? How are you planning to attack [Feng Chu]?"
Has Feng Chu’s reputation spread here?
Xiao Lin complained in his heart and explained at the same time: "Misunderstanding, it's a complete misunderstanding! You two should be very clear about my personality. I will not do such despised things! And what I like is ***, That little tablet with no ups and downs really doesn’t interest me at all!”
He tried his best to prove that he did not have such thoughts and took the initiative to reveal his preferences to the other party. .z.br>
But the guards didn't believe it at all.
"Haha, the previous Viscount said the same thing, right? But what's the actual situation? And the previous businessman said categorically that he likes ***, but what next? People can't look at the surface, that's what he said. "
"That's right. It's possible that some people may appear to be serious on the surface, but are actually hopeless perverts."
Why do the two people's words sound so familiar?
The perverted knight in the team looks like a cold and arrogant beauty knight, but once he generates electricity, he is a complete pervert, making people avoid him.
My thinking is a little divergent.
Back in the present, Kobayashi knows that no matter what he says, he won't be trusted.
because--
"How do you think you got in? Or do you think our ears heard it wrong? You said so loudly at the city gate that you like small tablets, have you forgotten?!"
This is it!
In order to appease Megumin, what he said was quite problematic. It is understandable that he would be misunderstood and arrested!
Damn it!
Megumin, you framed me!
Xiao Lin began to think quickly, trying to find a way to break the deadlock. Otherwise, if he was sentenced, his reputation would be ruined on the spot, and he might even be labeled a "pervert".
He likes big sisters and has no interest in little lolita
! Wait, little loli?
Got it!
He found a way to crack it!
Suddenly, Xiao Lin showed a confident smile. His calm and calm look showed no trace of panic, which was completely different from the panic-stricken look just now where he was sweating profusely.
The guards were confused.
"Xiao Lin, do you have anything else you want to defend?"
"No, not at all."
Xiao Lin shrugged, even clasped his hands together to show a yearning and pious expression, and said, "I like flat chests best!"
"What?!" X2
The two guards didn't expect that Xiao Lin would dare to say this in front of them. This was too rampant and disrespectful to them, right?
Can this be tolerated?
They threw away a confession and a signature pen and said, "Since you admit it, then..."
"Wait." Xiao Lin raised his hand to interrupt them.
"what happened again."
"I like flat chests, what's wrong with that?"
"……Aha?"
Xiao Lin's sudden inquiry made them a little stunned.
However, Xiao Lin said again: "I want to make it clear that what I said is 'I like small tablets', not 'I like small lolita'. The two are different. Please don't confuse them." "
Yes, this is the loophole he found!
"Well……"
The guards looked at each other and began to carefully recall whether Xiao Lin had ever said that he liked little Loli.
But Xiao Lin can guarantee that he never said anything. After all, his rule of life is to never take the first step!
While the two guards were at a loss, Xiao Lin attacked again, slapped the table and shouted: "I like flat chests, what's wrong with me! As long as you don't commit crimes, your XP is free! Or... do you think your chests are small?" Women can’t be called women?”
This punch was learned from Hui Hui.
In addition to her explosive magic, that little loli was also very skilled in boxing skills, and she stunned Guard A and Guard B in no time.
The two people quickly denied it: "No, no, no, we didn't mean that."
"No, that's what you mean!"
Xiaolin chased them with punches continuously, forcing them to say: "Apologise! Apologize to the women with small breasts all over the world! Apologize quickly!"
"Yeah, sorry!" X2
The two guards subconsciously murmured apologies.
Won!
A proud smile appeared on Xiao Lin's lips. He was actually quite good at playing the little trick of turning against customers.
Then, he put on the same goddess smile as Aqua, exuding a divine radiance, and said as if the gods forgive their sins: "It doesn't matter, I have forgiven you. As long as you sincerely admit your mistakes, everything will be fine." The women of the world with small breasts will forgive you."
"Yes, we sincerely repent!" X2
"May the small-breasted women of the world bless you, Ah...Aqua!"
"Thank you, thank you..." X2
The guards shed tears of emotion.
In fact, Xiao Lin played a little too much. After the two of them reacted, they would realize something was wrong, so Xiao Lin quickly changed the topic so that they would no longer think about it.
He reached into his arms and conjured two free coupons for the succubus shop.
"Give."
Pushing them gently, the smile on his face made it impossible to refuse.
In fact, they didn't refuse.
"No! We can't accept it!"
"This is a bribe, we can't accept it!"
He said this, but in fact he held the hospitality coupon in his hand instantly, for fear that Xiao Lin would go back again.
Duplicitous guys.
Of course, Xiao Lin didn't believe that any man could refuse the free coupons from the Succubus Shop, so it was expected that they would accept them.
Just think of a suitable reason so that they can feel at ease
Take it.
After thinking for a while, he said: "No, no, no, I just asked you to return the coupons to the succubus waiters in the succubus shop, so if they do anything for you later to express their gratitude, they will completely agree with me. no problem."
After hearing what he said, Guard A and Guard B immediately understood and acted as if they suddenly understood.
"Oh, I see."
"I understand, the things must be handed over to you!"
The three of them smiled tacitly.
Xiao Lin has a good relationship with the guards, otherwise when he dragged the giant frog back covered in mucus, the other party wouldn't have cared enough to let him find a suitable team.
It's just that due to the sensitive identity of the other party and the fact that he was relatively poor at the beginning, he never had any substantial friendship with the other party.
This hospitality coupon is just a small way of repaying the other party for their constant concern and care.
The misunderstanding was successfully resolved under Xiao Lin's sweet words.
Before leaving, he specifically asked the other guards if they could take Sato and Shinya out together.
The answer was
--cannot.
Because the noble who threw the thing was currently very angry and insisted on catching the murderer who stole the super expensive bubble wine. He even drew a picture of the bubble wine and issued a wanted order. Therefore, any suspects Neither can leave.
There is no other way but to go out first and then talk.
Xiaolin returned to the mansion with a wanted notice with bubble wine in his hand.
As soon as they entered the door, they saw Megumin and Darkness in a panic.
"No, no, no, no... it's not good! Xiaolin was taken away by the guards because of my fault. What should I do, Darkness, please think of a solution!" Megumin excitedly grabbed Darkness' arm. , looking very worried about Xiao Lin.
Darkness was also surprised and said: "Not only Sato Kazuma, but also Kobayashi was taken away?...I really envy them for being able to enjoy the torture in the prison!"
After hearing her words, Xiao Lin couldn't hold back.
"Please don't be envious of this kind of thing, okay?"
"Xiao Lin?!" X2
Seeing him appear in front of him intact, Huihui immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"Yo, I'm back."
Xiao Lin greeted, then pinched the little Loli's cheek and taught her a lesson: "Since you are so worried about me, don't let me say such misleading words in the first place!"
"R-I'm sorry... I was wrong!"
Megumin apologized crisply.
In fact, the fault was not entirely her fault. If Xiaolin hadn't shown his distaste for Xiaoping so openly, he probably wouldn't have been arrested on the spot.
Let her go after a little punishment.
When they saw Xiaolin coming back, they smiled happily, but they immediately became panicked.
Megumin said nervously: "No, it's not good, Kobayashi! Kazuma... Kazuma was also arrested! And I heard that the guards rushed into the mansion and took him away forcibly! Could it be that he did something? Something strange!"
"I wanted to stop them too, but the guards didn't listen at all." Darkness also agreed.
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, Sato-kun is fine now."
Seeing that the two of them were a little worried, Kobayashi told them about Sato Kazuma being implicated by an unknown prisoner.
"...I didn't expect it to be like this."
Darkness and Megumin lamented how unlucky Sato Kazuma was. Hasn't he always been proud of his super luck? Why did this happen to him?
At this time, Aqua came back.
Seeing everyone gathered in the living room, she came over curiously and asked, "What, what, what happened?"
"Ah, actually..."
Just as Xiao Lin was about to explain, he saw a bottle of bubble wine in her arms. The pattern on the bottle was exactly the same as the pattern on the wanted poster!
Even Darkness and Megumin discovered it.
"A-Aaaah...Aqua?! Your bubbles
Where does the wine come from? ! "
"So the culprit is you?!"
Suddenly everyone understood why Sato Kazumai, who was extremely lucky, was imprisoned.
While in the prison, Sato Kazuma, who was looking forward to being rescued, had an itchy nose and couldn't help sneezing loudly.
He felt that someone was persecuting him.
